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bitchcrafts:
Its encrypted in some ppls gene, they even get cheeky with em pets. A good trait of course.

nice reason

How much does a polar bear weigh? ... Enough to break the ice.”
The quote above describes a typically awkward opening line, and one that is not recommended. Unfortunately, we have all been either the recipient or sender of such cliché, trite, and potentially terrible flirtatious messages. Sometimes you actually hear yourself saying the line, and are then immediately filled with regret.

Despite the pitfalls, flirting can be a key step toward initiating a date. It's equally important in maintaining a romantic relationship. Although we have all flirted and been flirted with, have you ever thought about why we actually flirt? I am guessing most people have not had moments of deep reflection on the question, but Dr. David Henningsen has. Aristotle argued that all communication was goal-oriented, and Henningsen's research has identified six goal-oriented reasons why we flirt:

We may flirt for relational reasons.
When driven by this motive, individuals flirt because they want to alter the closeness of their relationship. It's likely that many people flirt because they want to change a friendship to a romantic relationship, or a casually dating scenario to a more serious dating relationship.

Flirters are sometimes driven by the exploring motive. Here, a person flirts to gauge the interest of the person he or she is flirting with. You may be romantically interested in another person and flirt to gauge his or her reaction. Does he or she flirt back? Laugh? Mace you?

Our flirtatious messages are sometimes driven by fun motivations. Sometimes we may flirt simply because it is fun or the interaction is playful.
At times we flirt for instrumental reasons. When flirtatious messages are driven by this motive, we are flirting to achieve a goal. Perhaps you want someone to do you a favor, buy you a drink, or complete a household chore? Flirting in order to get someone to complete those tasks describes this motive.

Read on and discover more
Why do we Flirt

McCarlito:
With the way u're pleading for the link to be checked out....
I'm beginning to suspect diversity in unity
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3521348_mikelobiwithhandsonhischinusethisgififyouseeafunnyorridiculouspost_jpeg36e8c93146d91ccdd9848f5fc29c9af9

oh my God......am actually laughing hard....lmaooooo

donbenedict:
ok I will.. where u base?

Don... this post will probably be read by thousands of gallant guys..... so I don't wanna talk here. But Don, you can know all you wanna know about me here... Moral24 just join.....trust me, my room is very save.... i don't mean the other room

donbenedict:
Stop lying

don....check it out......been blocked several times....... so I don't post pictures here again

Nude weddings are weddings that may include the couple, bridal party, and/or guests in the nude. Participants may be committed to the nudist lifestyle or want a different kind of wedding.

Hedonism III's world's largest nude wedding in Jamaica, February 14, 2003.
The wedding couple may be nude while the guests may come nude or dressed, or with the couple and all the guests naked. There are 270 clubs in America that are clothes-free or clothes-optional, and some of these serve as locations for nude weddings.

In China, "naked wedding" has come to mean a simple, low budget, wedding, not involving the purchase of a house, car, or wedding rings. Such weddings have become more popular. The term does not mean a nude wedding.

Lets read her story
Monique Penberthy's dress order was cancelled when she went into a coma after a flesh eating bug but when she woke up she was keen to have a special day
A 26-stone woman married naked – in front of 700 people – after her wedding dress order was cancelled while she was in a coma.

Doctors couldn’t say if Monique Penberthy, now 31, would survive, after she developed the flesh-eating bug necrotising fasciitis , so her big day was called off and she lost her dream frock.

When she came round after 31 days in a coma , she was determined to tie the knot.

But the dog trainer could not face looking for the perfect size 32 gown again, after taking two months to find the first one, before she fell sick.

So, she suggested to her groom-to-be, truck driver Rowan, aged 27, that they wed in the nude instead.

He agreed and on 27 March this year at Confest, in Moulamein, New South Wales, they both married, wearing just a veil, necklace, top hat and bow tie, and their birthday suits.

Monique, who was nervous ahead of her wedding, said: “It was nothing like we’d planned, but everything we’d wished for.

“When I saw all the guests – those who were at the festival - waiting, and I was naked, I was terrified.


“But when I looked around, and everyone was smiling and clapping, I was touched.”

Monique, from Melbourne, Australia, met Rowan in November 2014 online. They immediately hit it off, sharing a common interest in dogs and photography.

..... Read on and see other stunning pictures from the naked wedding


I don't wanna get banned again.

Very romantic post...... SMH

Papikush:
Only number 1 made sense. The rest is just bullshìt. Not with African men

really?

50 facts About Men is a list of some facts everyone should know about guys
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the "nice" of bald.

5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Its just getting interesting. Very fun... don't miss it.
http://www.moral24.com/showthread.php?tid=2

Sally and Sam had been dating for over 6 years now. One day
they had a huge fight, Sam left the room with a big...BANG!
Leaving the room with a mess. Sally was sad that Sam have
left the room so, she looked around the house for him but
Sam wasn't there. She quickly ran to her phone and hold it
tightly, praying that Sam would call her. 

After a short
while she knew Sam wouldn't call so ran over to her bed and
sat there crying for a few hours waiting for Sam to come
back home to her. She though about were Sam could have
went to and she remember the place that once Sam said to
Sally before If one day they ever get lost they should meet at
the wishing rock that they have been to a few years ago.
Sally grab her jacket and ran to the direction of the wishing
rock. When she got there she saw 3 men there.

Am crying already..... You can read on below
Sad Romance Story By Annabelism

Why do guys beat girls? If a guy beat a just any girl, we can still reason that. But I think its something else, when you beat the girl you claim you love.

My question is What is that thing that your girlfriend can do, that will provoke you to beat her?

guys, be sincere...

A must read 7 Things Your Boyfriend Won’t Tell You (and Will Deny if You Ask)

finalboss1:
mmm

have you registered.....go and register now

Hello, how are you doing over there?
My Question today is "Is It Right To Sleep With Your Cousin Like This?"



You don't wanna miss this
Man Shares The List Of 10 RULES His Girlfriend Gave Him(guys Can You Take These
https://www.nairaland.com/3406162/man-shares-list-10-rules



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NevetsIbot:
lol... I can't takee em.... Its too babyish

hmmmm

UndisputedBosom:
For the fact that am a potential good bf but i cant take this ridiculous rules from her

very ridiculous

Blakjewelry:
All these plenty rules for relationship matter?

lmao.......that's true

The idea of cheating in relationship is now so rampant and uncontrollable.

Note: You don't want to miss How To Stop Loving Someone Who Doesn’t Love You Back and also

But one woman came up with a handy solution by creating a 'rule book' for her boyfriend ahead of his trip to Magaluf, Spain, with his friends.

Whitney Travers, from Edinburgh, curated a hilarious 10-step rule book for boyfriend Kieran Lumsden ahead of his jaunt abroad in the hope of putting him off getting up to anything mischievous.


THE TEN RULES IN FULL
1. Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins)

2. No girls whatsoever. Don't look. Don't talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.)

3. Do not follow girls on social media.

4. TATTOO = NAW, you'll be checked when you get home

5. DON'T mix drink! "DRUGS ARE FOR MUGS"

6. If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.

7. Stay in your own bed!

8. Dinny buy girls drink. That money can be spent on me.

9. Text Kim every day! She'll be worrying.

10. You tell every girl about me ok - if someone flirts, WALK AWAY

NO PHOTOS WITH RANDOM GIRLS OR SC STORIES

Guys can you take these......


Honorable mention
5 Types Of Women’s Underwear That Men Really Love (photos)
https://www.nairaland.com/3388311/5-types-womens-underwear-men

I have published some pretty cool articles You should check out. I wrote about 7 Reasons To Masturbate and it was a hit. After that, I published 10 Facts About Premature Ejaculation That You Don’t Know. Also Can a Dick Be Too Big for Your Vagina?. And the very hot one titled How Deep Is the Average Vagina? Those articles up there are really cool and if you have not gone through them, you are missing. Just click on any of the topic above and check it out. lalastic lala...#smiles.

Zetra:
it's became a common practise for ladies to swallow or take it true intercourse when it was found to contain anti-ageing agents, high important proteins.

I knew some females who uses their boyfriend fluid to treat their acnes or as facial treatments. funny enough it works

...the sperm itself is not the whole fluid we see, the fluid just transport the sperm to its destination

some people do take drugs, drinks, processed foods; just try to find out the source(raw materials) then you will know a guys fluid is even safer. but it a personal choice ooo

Zetra.....waoooo.....thats so intelligent......you must be a brilliant handsome dude.....#smiles
Thanks for the contribution.

TrapQueen77:







Lola lola.... What can I say?







Whether men will admit this or not, their warm milk taste like RED SEA ehhnn... Too much salt tat we ladies wud fear to get a Kidney Failure if we kontinu hahhahahha!



But OP u forgot sumtin there... SPERM can cure skin problems like acne (simple to severe) and uneven skin tone /blemishes

Lmaoo......that's true......It can be very rich for treating our skin....

RabbaRabbi:
you this lola abi lolipop?

i know you can't meet anyone in person and start telling them this crap They will be like; so you're this corrupt?

You're are only using a faceless forum to spew the devil in you... I advice you again... Desist from it...

Am not telling you this as a pastor, but speaking from clear perspectives... Evil is evil...

SMH FOR YOU

Stupidity is not a crime......You are very free to go Sir...... follow me for more topics like that.....or check moral24.com
God bless you

RabbaRabbi:
Perverts everywhere... Oh oh oh... Nairaland has bring out the devil in many

please if you engage in such a digusting act... Huh... I will advice you to see the doctor... Coz you might be a walking corps

Lmaooo......Pastor Please go to Spirituality board or go and preach to all those girls of yours.
You should preach to pple on your street first.

johnsonpolice:
how does it test?@lolao24.

I ain't talking to a cop

JUSTbuchi:
Lola024 why do you keep wasting your talent here



Open a porn industry ASAP

Just....really, that's a cool idea....i will think about it.....and all those Porn Stars charge too much........

Piercedclit1:
I do BUT only my main guy. So yummy. I cannot come and be swallowing std's up and down. And he's always wowed when i do

cool......me too....I kind of love it....Its better with someone you trust....not just from any fucking dick

Hello everybody, how are you all doing? How was your day? hope you are doing fine. After discovering some cool facts about SPERM, I want to ask maybe after reading all these benefit, you can still swallow it.

I wrote some pretty cool articles before now. I wrote about 7 Reasons To Masturbate and it was a hit. After that, I published 10 Facts About Premature Ejaculation That You Don’t Know. Also Can a Dick Be Too Big for Your Vagina?. And the very hot one titled How Deep Is the Average Vagina? Those articles up there are really cool and if you have not gone through them, you are missing. Just click on any of the topic above and check it out. lalastic lala...#smiles.

Today am going to talk about sperm. We all know about sperm, in fact some guys will jerk off and still clean sperm this night. There is no harm in it. Incase you want to know the benefit, check out 7 Reasons To Masturbate.

Am going to list 6 unexpected Health benefits of Sperm and am so sure you will change your mind about wasting that cool sperm. Firstly, there is a post you must check out before you finally decide. Here is it 7 Little-Known Facts About Sperm. Its really a must read.

To Today business

6 Unexpected Health Benefits Of Sperm
Sperm may not be the first thing you want to talk about on a girls’ night out or at family dinner, but there’s science surrounding the baby batter that most of us have encountered a time or two before. We already know that sex is great for your physical and mental health. Sex past the age of 50 can even help you live longer. But for all of their function, those little swimmers aren’t normally given enough credit. Beyond the sperm-meets-egg scenario, the recent developments in sperm research are way different (and way more bizarre) than any of us expected.

What we’re trying to say is, it might officially be time to stop worrying about whether to spit or swallow

1. Semen is a natural anti-depressant
I know sex in general can put a smile back on my face, but I never thought it had anything to do with semen. According to a study conducted on 293 female college students at the State University of New York in Albany, exposure to semen can lower symptoms of depression. The study compared female students who were having sex with condoms versus those who were having sex without, and found that the latter group overall showed fewer signs of depression.

2. It helps you sleep better
Yes, sure, you’re usually worn out after sex, but that may not be why you sleep so well that night. Semen actually contains melatonin which is a chemical that induces sleep and relaxation. Whether you ingest it, or receive it through intercourse, it will enter your bloodstream and help you doze off better than most over-the-counter sleep aids.

3. A multivitamin in each ejaculation

One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several helpful vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12 and zinc. While amounts of each vitamin vary with age and relative health of the obliging male, there is usually a significant amount of zinc present (about 3 percent of US RDA), which is an antioxidant that helps slow down the aging process. So besides exercise, sex (sans condom) gives you a healthy dose of something good.

4. MouthAction can lower your blood pressure
A recent study suggests that swallowing the baby juice on a regular basis can lower your blood pressure. Women who swallow their male mate’s sperm during MouthAction often have a much lower risk of getting preeclampsia — a complication during pregnancy that results in super-high blood pressure. So semen is helpful in making and birthing a baby.

5. It lowers the risk of prostate cancer (when expelled)
So this last one’s not so much a health benefit of semen, but rather the act of semen is released. The Journal of the American Medical Association reported that “high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer.” This means that whether you do it alone or with a friend, if you’re ejaculating regularly, you’re lowering your chances of getting prostate cancer later in life. Suddenly the term “release your demons” takes on new meaning.

6. It could be the next all-natural fire extinguisher
You read that right. Research that’s being conducted at the Polytechnic University of Turin suggests that the DNA in semen could be used to create flame-retardant materials. Right now, they’re looking specifically at DNA from herring sperm cells and finding that it converts to a “ceramic-like material when exposed to extreme heat.”
The science behind it is a little intense, but simply put, the components found in the DNA could be an environmentally friendly way to protect fabric from flame. While this sounds awesome, I wouldn’t go attempting the human fire extinguisher just yet.

The question now is....after all these benefits, As A girl, CAN YOU SWALLOW SPERM? As a guy, CAN YOU ENCOURAGE HER TO SWALLOW YOUR SPERM? Or CAN YOU AS A GUY SWALLOW SPERM?


HonorableMention
5 Types Of Women’s Underwear That Men Really Love (photos)
https://www.nairaland.com/3388311/5-types-womens-underwear-men


ShoutOuts
A warm greetings to cool individuals who are making Nairaland more than a posting place, but rather a place of interaction.
TrapQueeN

Levada
GlassDoll
soberdrunk
ashawoboy
makydebbie,
Olaliyu
DumaEmpire
to everyone that read my posts, to la click la faint guys....
And to all my followers
I fucking Love You all

Now to The Question again...can you swallow Sperm?.....

TrapQueen77:
Oohh I forgot to tell u.... my azz is like LG flat screen in ur neighborhood so flat... So u have nothing to grab on it...

Queen....you are really very funny

Piercedclit1:
These are hot what are they called?how and where can i get them?

Really? You want some....