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Food / Re: The ₦2,000 Food I Bought At An Eatery Today by lolaben(m): 4:06pm On Feb 20
Ajiswaggs:
Everywhere red oo…… I hope something is done right quickly. Everything is now fucking expensive.


Bought together with the tray and plate? Or just the food?
Health / Re: Have You Met Someone That Spits Saliva Every 5 To 10 Mins by lolaben(m): 7:58pm On Aug 22, 2023
TemplarLandry:
grin Yorubas call it “Afişe”.


Probably the person has an injured gum or removed tooth with sores.
TV/Movies / Re: Cute Abiola: Focus Your Energy On Police Corruption - Inibehe Effiong To Adejobi by lolaben(m): 8:55pm On Jul 28, 2023
IconicR:
This skit people should know their boundaries please, they should stop behaving anyhow like their skit master Peter Obi. I'll never forgive Peter Obi for having the guts to challenge Asiwaju in court. I'll only let go when he apologizes and withdraw from the court and finally congratulates Asiwaju.



Iconic MU*2

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Car Talk / Re: List Of Cars With Good Fuel Economy by lolaben(m): 7:49pm On Jul 25, 2023
Buy this and rest

Politics / Re: Kano Obidients Mount Billboard For Peter Obi Ahead Of His Birthday Celebration by lolaben(m): 7:52pm On Jul 18, 2023
Acekidc4:
My Birthday Gift to Peter Obi is in his Trouser, his Precious Manhood but unfortunately he is too delusional to see it. He is thinking President Tinubu stole it. Wetin Tinubu wan use your Manhood do, he get him own Na🙄🙄


Confused element.







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Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy removal: Mele Kyari Silent On take-off Date After Meeting Tinubu by lolaben(m): 9:28pm On May 30, 2023
YouandiAllofus:
Fuel subsidies must subside not later than that stipulated date. Mele should sholve his opinions and do well to continue remaining silent until the remover is complete. I stand with bat on this

No only stand with Bat, fly with am join.

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Properties / Re: ₦500 Million Lagos House Causes A Stir Online by lolaben(m): 6:22am On Apr 25, 2023
Skiborobo:
If you're a man and you can't buy this please don't come near me



You as a woman, can you afford the manual key of the house?
Politics / Re: FIRS Makes ₦‎10 Trillion In Revenue For The First Time Ever by lolaben(m): 5:13am On Jan 24, 2023
kestolove95:
Obi will use d money to finance ipob Nd ugm...God 4bid.. Sai Tinubu walahi


May the current state of Tinubu be the portion of you and your household.
Politics / Re: SSS Invades CBN, Takes Over Emefiele’s office - Daily Nigerian by lolaben(m): 10:16pm On Jan 16, 2023
Obakoolex:

Take this drug daily to perform your daily task better.... wailing and insulting


You must be suffering from 'MADCOW' DISEASE.
Politics / Re: All He Could Do Was Boast That He Saved Money - Tinubu Fires Obi by lolaben(m): 9:55pm On Jan 07, 2023
SAMJAY7:
JAGABAN is the incoming president of the federal republic of Nigeria


I honestly feel for Obi seriously

The show of shame of his campaign and the bad name he gave Psquare the upcoming artists performing in an empty field in PH is so embarrassing

I honestly feel for him on a more serious note

I sincerely wish he will not giveup just like his boss Atiku in contesting again after the election

Joke apart, I honestly feel for him

Better feel pity for your own self. With all the attrocities committed by this government, where we should be stoning them for incompetence, we still have people born to suffer like you still supporting havoc and calamity of a party. It is quite unfortunate that you choose to be backward. My sincere prayer for you is that the current state of the nation Nigeria be your portion in Jesus Mighty name. Amen
Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area Today? by lolaben(m): 1:34pm On Jan 02, 2023
Good luck Jonathan, God will continue to bless, keep and preserve you wherever you find yourself. He meant well for this nation. Refineries were working at least, we were refining a percentage of what we were consuming. He wanted to remove subsidy, they refused. Now they have destroyed everything and acting as if they fixed anything. The forthcoming polls will tell the percentage of sane people in this nation. You can't kill a dead man twice but you can bury him multiple times....
Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area Today? by lolaben(m): 1:26pm On Jan 02, 2023
Y'all know what to do at the polls. Vote out the evil govt and cabals from top to bottom. Inject fresh blood into the system things will change for better.
Family / Re: My Wife Is Starving Me Of Sex by lolaben(m): 7:04am On Jan 02, 2023
Stillwhites:
It's getting to a year now that my wife began starving me of sex. Honestly I can count how many times I sexed my wife in the last two months and in most cases I initiate the engagement.

She sometimes complain that I love sex too much so I have to endure days without sex. As I type, it's morethan a week that we engaged in adult activity. I contemplated seeing another lady but it's against my Christian faith. How do I handle this situation?


Discuss with her, make her understand how u feel; also ensure you are doing ur duties well in da oda room, not just out to satisfy urself. Try and help her with some chores as well, she may be stressed and going thru a lot.

Pray too.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Why Some People Are Against Me by lolaben(m): 9:43am On Dec 31, 2022
Abdul05:
Support obi hug failure... grin grin grin


Being an obidient is a disaster... grin cheesy grin

You are the disaster I must say. Blinded by desire and affinity for failure. God will embarrass you all.
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo's Ex, Fancy Acholonu Begs Him To Take Her Back by lolaben(m): 7:14am On Dec 30, 2022
siofra:
God forbid!
The last thing I'll ever do is beg a Nigerian man to take me back. Even if I'm at fault angry



Pride! But u go beg Ugandan or ivorien abi?

Lol

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Autos / Re: Clean Toyota Corolla 2004 Model by lolaben(m): 10:11pm On Jun 12, 2022
1.35m.

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Religion / Re: IPOB To Kumuyi: Don't Hold Crusade In Aba, South-East, Pray In Your Lagos Church by lolaben(m): 7:32pm On May 19, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
He should take it oer there so he can prove the existence of his imaginary creature.. grin
At least let's see what God and his son can do here.. grin

God for sure is gonna protect him even in time of danger... grin
Just the way he've always protected his children that were murdered gruesomely..

All praise God the weak imaginary creature who can do nothing other than sit on his throne and smile all day..


May Almighty God forgive your Ignorance, Backwardness and uncultured statements from an unbridled tongue.....
Business / Re: Lady Blocks Her Helper After He Mistakenly Sent N30k To Her Instead Of N3k (pix) by lolaben(m): 7:07pm On May 08, 2022
He should get a court order to block her account. Stating he mistakenly sent money to the account.
Sports / Re: Manchester City Vs Newcastle United 5 - 0 - FT by lolaben(m): 5:24pm On May 08, 2022
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Sports / Manchester City Vs Newcastle United 5 - 0 - FT by lolaben(m): 5:24pm On May 08, 2022
Abeg update scores
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: God Made Me VP To Serve Nigerians As President by lolaben(m): 10:18am On May 08, 2022
What a clown. U are part of this desolate government that are only flexing on tax payers money and care less about citizens dying daily and in captivity.

The hell fire of both of u is still warming up.
Sports / Villareal Vs Liverpool UCL (2 - 3) - Full-time by lolaben(m): 8:54pm On May 03, 2022
Kindly update scoreline.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Has Weapons No Other Nation Has. Will Swiftly Use Them If Needed - Putin by lolaben(m): 6:01am On Apr 28, 2022
Talk is cheap they say.... When you see someone that loves to brag like this, you will agree with me that the person suffers partial complex and is somewhat afraid on the inside. So to say it is the way a bully will talk, especially one that has seen soft targets.
Putin please try the weapon on one of the big 4 and see what happens to you within a few days....
Family / Re: His Wife Doesn't Appreciate House-keeping Allowance Of N50,000. by lolaben(m): 9:23pm On Mar 21, 2022
BluntNigerian:
FROM MY INBOX.



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Please He Needs Advice.


She is definitely a waster. U still pay for light, buy rice and gas and she can't manage 50k. She must be using the money for something else no doubt. God give u grace to tackle this matter. I suggest you draw a budget of every dime to be spent and give her 12, 500 weekly instead. Tell her it is for the week and see how it goes.
Romance / Re: I Think I Am Loving My Male Best Friend by lolaben(m): 6:46am On Mar 18, 2022
You met in December and barely 3 months you are already best friends, were u guys literally staying together? It takes more than that to build friendship. U are probably obsessed with the guy. Advise you to give him some space for a while and process what's going on in your head/ in your heart. Cheers
Autos / Re: SOLD by lolaben(m): 6:40pm On Mar 05, 2022
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) -10th February 2022 by lolaben(m): 7:09pm On Feb 10, 2022
Arsenal 3 Wolves 0. Goals from Saka, laka and martinelli

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Autos / Re: 12months used 2010 Honda Cross Tour by lolaben(m): 7:44pm On Jan 23, 2022
Even the front lights are different.
Autos / Re: 12months used 2010 Honda Cross Tour by lolaben(m): 7:43pm On Jan 23, 2022
How cones last pics way different and untidy from the other pics? Also why am I seeing black side mirrors on the last pics with front dents....
NYSC / Re: Recommend Gifts For My Colleagues by lolaben(m): 9:01pm On Oct 11, 2021
appointments:
Hello guys,

I'm rounding up NYSC soon and thinking of getting my colleagues some appreciation gifts.

These guys were so good to me from the beginning of my stay till present.

Our office is easily the happiest place in the 8-storey building office.

I share office with 5 colleagues (4 female and 1 male), then our (Female) Manager & Male boss.

They were always there for me.

One time I didn't get NYSC allowance for 2 months, my colleagues were doing donation for me grin, sometimes they bring food from home for me grin and nearly gathered to visit NYSC office to know what's up with My allowances grin

I'm leaving now and would love to get them gifts.

Please help me guys, I be local boy I no Sabi all these tus.h tus.h things. If una leave me na Kuli kuli I go buy them.

On a serious note, I need suggestions for simple but good gift items (around 5k) each.

They could be different items for each gender.


Buy them automobiles

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Religion / Re: Pandora: My Observation About Bishop Oyedepo's Tax Haven Controversy - Highered by lolaben(m): 9:35pm On Oct 10, 2021
HigherEd:
I'm back from Church, and I find myself laughing as people on nairaland are claiming that I am a PR person for Bishop Oyedepo and expect I would soon be back with a rebuttal. I wasn't intending any rebuttal before, as I am not a PR person for the living faith church. But I would do this in defense of the gospel because a non credible attack against one of Nigeria's most credible churches is unacceptable.

I think many of us generally get carried away with headlines and forget the substance of an article before rushing to comment.

I have gone through the entire article and I haven't seen anything indicting of the Oyedepo family. But I would address four observations from the article itself and from the surrounding comments.

Why Should Oyedepo Or Living Faith Avoid Taxes By Setting Up Offshore Accounts Giving The Bible Verse "Give Unto Ceasar What Is Unto Ceasar"?

1) For all the businesses the living faith church operates in Nigeria pays taxes to the Nigerian government. This includes the publishing business, and the other taxable constituent businesses around the universities which includes the microfinance banks, water and beverage factories, farms etc.

2) There are over 200 nations on earth eligible to receive taxes. So British Islands is also 'ceasar'. Every nation has the responsibility to make themselves tax attractive to welcome foreign investment and Oyedepo and his family are just as eligible as anyone else to search for better priced tax opportunities for their personal or ministry benefit.

Is Living Faith Investment Carriage A Secret?


Inside the Mantle book and under the finance section of the living faith church details to great extent the administrative procedure for the church, it is well cited that the living faith church can maintain asset management to protect the church's income. Or did you expect the church to warehouse millions of dollars with banks who would live large on the proceeds and expose the hard earned income of worshippers to inflation even before the church uses it?

Are Oyedepo's Universities The Most Expensive In Nigeria As Claimed By The Article?

We all know this to be untrue. The Living Faith university system runs one of the most pocket friendly private universities in Nigeria when comapred to secular varsities of equal standing. There's nothing unusual about the price of Living faith schools.

I suspect that the addition of this claim was just to make Oyedepo look further bad and horrible.

Does Living Faith Maintain Four Jets?


This is another claim that has been debunked several times by Leke Beecroft of Church gist and many others who cared to explain.
The living faith church has used four to five planes in the past to convey its church leadership. It regularly sells her older planes to buy new ones. Currently, the church uses more of its helicopter to shuffle the church leadership and that of the RCCG around the country. While deemphasizing on the use of the private jet.

However, the article presented it as though the living faith church maintains an active fleet of four jets on standby in a futile attempt to further make the church appear greedy and evil.


God bless you and cause you to shine always.
Nice one. Well spoken

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Celebrates His 67th Birthday Today by lolaben(m): 8:08am On Sep 27, 2021
smile11s:
Serious 419 man

May the mercy of God reach out to you, for you do not know what you are saying.

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