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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Pastor Adefarasin Over Mom's Death by Lolachef(f): 6:33pm On Mar 15, 2023
See pervert wey dey know child crime
Throwback:
It is a very terrible crime to children.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Pastor Adefarasin Over Mom's Death by Lolachef(f): 6:33pm On Mar 15, 2023
You wey no dey carry,how many ubdon give? A stingy man dey know him fellow stingy man .
Throwback:
Has anyone noticed he is always carrying kids without offering them anything?

He is that stingy uncle we all have.

See Tinubu sharing his chapman with a child whom he elevated to the table to enjoy with adults, but Obi zombies had been lying to us that Tinubu was sucking the future of children.

Very wicked zombies who would destroy the excellent and exalt the mediocre.

In reality. Obi will play with you, play with your toy sef, but he will not drop anything for the care of the child.

I will rather have uncle Tinubu who will share his little, than uncle Obi who will hide his billions.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Pastor Adefarasin Over Mom's Death by Lolachef(f): 6:32pm On Mar 15, 2023
You hate person wey no even sabi ur house address...Just dey play..


You better leave the spirit of hatred so you can succeed in life
IyaebeTheGreat:
Loser, he thought religion and tribalism will fetch him presidency but he got a shocker. The way I hate this man ehnnn. RIP to the deceased
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Pastor Adefarasin Over Mom's Death by Lolachef(f): 6:31pm On Mar 15, 2023
Did he scam ur mom or dad?
Throwback:
Obi na pure scam man.
HealthRe: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by Lolachef(f): 9:28pm On Mar 12, 2023
Nothing less than 15k.
Pimplewankeeme:
Chai.. all these things will cost a lot which I don't have 🤒
HealthRe: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by Lolachef(f): 8:14pm On Mar 12, 2023
Bio oil won't help...i wish i can show u my face here but i will advise u to start a skincare....Buy Simple cleanser,Simple soothing toner,simple hydrating moisturizer and Dr rashel sunscreen....After 1 week u can come back to thank me.
Pimplewankeeme:
Ladies and gentlemen, pimple have finished me. 80% of my forehead have been pimplerized. I need your help nairalanders. I don't feel comfortable under my skin again. And to make it worse, I have an upcoming interview in few days time o.

I used Bio-oil from 1st to 7th of this month but I didn't see any changes and I've long stopped using it. I also used K-brothers papaya soap during that time o.. but no effect

Lastly, does masturbation cos pimples? Cos the thing wants to finish my life.. my 1GB data no longer last up to 3 days o. Pls how can I stop this pimples. I want to have the skin of a new born baby o 😢. Pls helpful suggestions is needed house
PoliticsRe: Meet The 16 Candidates Who Are Contesting To Be Governor Of Lagos. by Lolachef(f): 10:39am On Mar 08, 2023
GRV all the o
PoliticsRe: March 11 Elections: Govs Panic, Seek Remedies To Avert Disaster by Lolachef(f): 10:42pm On Mar 05, 2023
For me seyi is coming again...since 2021 i relocated from lagos to ibadan i can boldly tell u seyi perfomed wonder in Oyo state and Ibadan people are rooting for him 100percent...forget what u read on social media bikers, Transporters and artisans are all for him..Civil servants can't wait for saturday.
lazynairalander1:
Although I am obidient but Seyi Makinde deserves a second term, whatever happens that nwoke semo na ofe Igbono's candidate shouldn't be anywhere near government house. Ndi 042 should bury PDP kpatakpata.
As for sule of nasarawa I will be on ground to ensure the PDP guy wins my PU.
Delta state should go to LP guy Okowa needs to be probed for those dying minutes loans he collected, unfortunately omo-agege won't do that as they are both PDAPC
Lagos also should follow suit, inorder to unravel the affairs of that state since 1999. Benue state case is that of a Liverpool 7-0 manyoo. Ten hag removing a CB to bring in Worghurst. (How they failed to send Ortom to senate because if personal grievances beats my imagination, They were blinded with "yes fada, yes fada"😂🤣. This is democracy you can still have PDP senate and APC governor that the beauty of democracy). Ortom is the kind of people who would propose laws that will most likely impact safety of life, property and occupation. Benue sold tiger to buy dog, whoever told them that Ortom experience will not help them in NA really dealt with them. unlike Ayade("I wish I can help, I wish I can help😭😭😭" crooner), he won't do nada in NA, cross-riverians should not allow anything PDAPC near that governors lodge same as Ugwuanyi(Ndi Enugu), Lalong(Plateau), Ikpeazu(Abia). Abia has really suffered in the hands of PDP very vissionless leaders. Nothing to show since 1999 to date.
I would have loved Ortom and el rufai in senate unfortunately that will not be possible, wasn't going to be possible from the get go.
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour Pays Visit To The Ooni Of Ife by Lolachef(f): 6:39pm On Mar 05, 2023
Ezigbo Nnwannem nwoke.
PoliticsRe: Meet Labour Party Lead Attorney To Challenge 2023 Sham Of Election by Lolachef(f): 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2023
He's from anambra state
2mch:
Lmaoo. So him na free mason? If he belongs to Ikpeazu lineage just know failure is looming again for Obidients. Man must wack!
FoodRe: See The Food I Bought For 2.5k In Maiduguri by Lolachef(f): 10:26pm On Mar 02, 2023
And where did he write chicken republic?omokekere
CountryTireMan:
There’s no chicken republic in Maiduguri, so you’re lying.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News! Police Arrest Suspected Hackers Of INEC Servers In Maitama Abuja by Lolachef(f): 10:21pm On Feb 28, 2023
Mtn wey dey dash free mb naa dem i dey blame aswear...
priceactionx:
Am well to do and i can feed you, yur generation to come and my families are well to do too. Kids of yesterday that knkws nothing. When you get home, tell your father that he didn't train you well. Omo irankiran, amugbo omo baba were.
PoliticsRe: INEC Moves Results Collation, To Resume 3:30 Pm by Lolachef(f): 2:49pm On Feb 28, 2023
Aye awon irandiran e lo ma ta

Iwo omo ti o ni ojo ola
ObidenceNeckpre:
ediotic fuul like una dey shout Lagos is no man's land . aye yi ma ta ni shocked shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: INEC Moves Results Collation, To Resume 3:30 Pm by Lolachef(f): 2:35pm On Feb 28, 2023
Naa stupi.d people like u dey cause wahala for the country.
accordadoga:
Awon oloriburuku y.e.e.b.o

Dem wan start Biafra or Death in disguise using ‘the election was rigged’
RomanceRe: For All Female "Obidients" Aka Obidensinas (pix) by Lolachef(f): 1:44pm On Feb 28, 2023
Foolishness is ur last name.
ProphetM0hammad:
Amaka
Ngozi
Joy
Nkechi
Have all sent their body counts to INEC and more are on the way,
AgricultureRe: Please Where Can I Buy Fish Feed In Wholesale In West? by Lolachef(f): 8:31am On Feb 28, 2023
Here in ibadan.
PoliticsRe: Observers Say Presidential Election In Ekiti Is One Of Nigeria's Best by Lolachef(f): 7:06am On Feb 28, 2023
They known for door to door campaign.
Mynd44:
Ekiti people have been the butt of people's insults since the result was announced. A state where they dont like wahala and the opposition barely exists.

See those who insult Ekiti people need to relax and campaign better next time. Leave Ekiti Kete alone
PoliticsRe: Wow, I Didn't Know Lagos, LP Gubernatorial Candidate Is So Hot! (Photos) by Lolachef(f): 3:11pm On Feb 27, 2023
Aswear the guy dey enter eyes grin i just dey imagine the length n thickness of his nail unlike all these nairaland toothpickers..


He must lagos state so i go dey see ham everyday.
siofra:
shocked


Lord! I'm weak in the knees. My insides are like jelly. He's so hawt😩😩😩

I just saw him on Facebook, I hope he isn't married 😏

Please vote Mr. Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour. Lagos needs a hot young and innovative governor. Thank you.

He's even an architect, like my mom🤩🤩🤩 please vote him abeg. I see potential in him.
PhonesRe: Redmi Note 11s, Good And Durable by Lolachef(f): 9:40pm On Feb 26, 2023
No vez ....One guy don Bleep the hell out of my brain and paid for it.
Inali:
no images?
CrimeRe: I Was Scammed 100k Yesterday by Lolachef(f): 12:11pm On Feb 24, 2023
God will replenish you and shame the man.
FamilyRe: See The Left-over My Wife Gave To Our Daughter by Lolachef(f): 10:49pm On Feb 21, 2023
The babe don find better money spender my dear grin cheesy cheesy


Guys like u full nairaland
RomanceRe: Many Ladies In Their 30's Are Unmarried Now, What's The Cause? by Lolachef(f): 7:38am On Feb 21, 2023
And most of your yoruba wives are Iyawo polybag.
Light78:
Many of them are Igbos. It's because of money and the type of families they come from.

A Yoruba girl will be pregnant and do small marriage, but Igbos, them go wan show the whole community.

That's my own opinion. E no dey hard for hausa girls to get married. Very easy.
RomanceRe: A Lady Brought 2 People On A Date And The Guy Did This by Lolachef(f): 7:49pm On Feb 20, 2023
Going for a date with one or two of ur friends is not longer date but hangout.


If u dont feel secure about the guy better u abort the invite rather than packing ur generation for a date.
PoliticsRe: Court Bars INEC From Using MC Oluomo For Distribution Of Election Materials by Lolachef(f): 2:29pm On Feb 20, 2023
Walai vivour carry vex enter court this morning ni oooo


My incoming governor no gree smile for camera grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Lagosians Lament, Calls Out Lagos Landlords On The Kind Of House They Built. by Lolachef(f): 2:02pm On Feb 20, 2023
And naa igbos go rent ham finish.
RomanceRe: I Met A Girl On Runsgram But Now I’m In Love. by Lolachef(f): 12:51pm On Feb 20, 2023
Easier said my friend.


Men are not as secretive as women.
Flettyboy:
Absolutely not at all!
I’m a real liberal gentleman who respects everyone no matter the race, tribe, culture or beliefs.
I will never do such thing to her. I hate prejudice.
I’ve learnt humans, evil, good and changes all works hand To hand.
There was an incident that occurred many years back.
There used to be a very rich couple who were living 2 buildings from my parent’s bungalow at an estate around addo, Ajah.
A night came when they were robbed at gun point in their own house in midnight.
The wife has been pregnant since I was in ND 1 back then and was still pregnant till I got to ND2’s second semester.
At the moment of robbery, according to what close neighbors to this couple said, the wife somehow went into labor for the fourth time in almost 18 months. Whenever she goes into labor like this, it’s all pains and you know, what have you, yet no childbirth will take place.
Some bad mouth people in my neighborhood back then used to say the man is a ritualist while young guys would say the man is the cause coz of how he used to seize their footballs whenever those boys kicked it away into their compound.
So at that distinct night, when the woman water broke at gun point, it was these robbers that midwived the lady and helped her deliver! No police came at that time cause you know how smart some robbers could be.
The money they robbed was willingly dashed out to these robbers by the husband as he was in double feelings that night.
It was later in the day that the news of the event broke out and people were left amused.
So I believe what we do doesn’t really define us as a person it’s all about what’s in our heart. That’s why I will never judge anyone by their profession, look or tribe.
RomanceRe: I Met A Girl On Runsgram But Now I’m In Love. by Lolachef(f): 12:50pm On Feb 20, 2023
I have a male friend that used his wife's past to insult her after 3months of marriage.
Smartguyboy:
Na normal thing i am 100% sure he will use it in the future you can’t run away from it. Husband and wife do have issues all the time .
RomanceRe: I Met A Girl On Runsgram But Now I’m In Love. by Lolachef(f): 8:50am On Feb 20, 2023
Then u truly lack sense.


Who told u i have time to drag a 22 years old boy like u?

Aklee4994:
if you talk about the SIMPle one among us you’re right but as the nature of man implies will think 💭 logically not emotionally...

Lolachef you know nothing about MAN nature because even 1 drunk 😵 MAN is more intelligent than 3 WOMEN with PHd.

I know your emotions will still make you to drag me like tiger gen but I won’t quote you anymore or else you come up with rational thoughts 💭
RomanceRe: I Met A Girl On Runsgram But Now I’m In Love. by Lolachef(f): 6:31am On Feb 20, 2023
And hope u won't use this against her in the future?

Because nigerian men lack sense and can't control their emotions.

Make u no dey remind her how and where u picked or met her in future.
CelebritiesRe: “I Would Have Poisoned Him If…” – Churchill Leaks Tonto Dikeh’s Voice Note On Ma by Lolachef(f): 9:10pm On Feb 19, 2023
Assistant manager and yet his son is with her.


Just dey online dey play.
Helgreenluv:
Tonto Dike na w o. The guy doesn't even know if she exist but she just can't seem to forget about him
CelebritiesRe: Photos From BBNaija's Frodd's Traditional Wedding by Lolachef(f): 3:14pm On Feb 19, 2023
You for change ur profile picture for bodyshaming another person.
whippersnapper:
This ugly woman. she is most like an afonja. na dem dey wowo like this
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Becomes The First Owner Of The 2023 Changan CS85 Coupe by Lolachef(f): 3:04pm On Feb 19, 2023
Small boys looking for attachment.
sacajawea:
Eeeya
Sorry, I've left you

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