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Pele.

Bmaster:
may be

Maybe Ur something is too small

Bmaster:
I hope nkechi reads this.Bch no dey gree off cloth in totality with her useless I dey feel harmattan cold reasons

Wetin dey there?

She's not cheap.

Nibo?Still better than Lagos tho.

Eriokanmi:
Still the cheapest today

Lies.

cletz991:
Guard your skull very well.
Be vigilant

AliExpress on my mind.

seriously? Oga u need go back to Ur clinic

yarimo:
He is an elder stateman greater than any easterner alive or dead

Pray over quick ejaculations.

pray over small dick.


pray over low sperm count.

pray over 2minx indomie.

Is he God?

devilmaycry:
Person wey dey advise on health issue dn get issue ...

Proof that no body pass illness

Like us.

Lolachef:
He's single.

Okay

Jeon:
don't mind my daddy.

He's single.

Aboks:
Like you

This is her second marriage after your elder sister snatched her husband.

DrLens1:
Why she no go for someone older than her? People sef., after she don cruise life finish and nothing de dere again na one youngy she hook for marriage even the guy man na ole

Because she doesn't want a child as foolish as you.

peepydelano:
She finally settled for a young man young enough to be her first so , what was she doing in her prime?

You might as well fix them with your sisters.

DaddyCK:
Son are u on nairaland to talk story or shase women?can i fix u wit Lolachef? She single

(no oofencsse)

Your kinds are here on nairaland......You can mention them.

DaddyCK:
but how am I sopose to get puccccci or were am am I sopose to get puccccci from if I don't ask u?....please grooowup & start actin like a children..GROWWUP!!(no oofencsse)

Your daddy is so sick please take him to the nearest hospital wherever he is.

Jeon:

Hi Daddy Bear,





Sometimes it's hard to face reality (Oh oh) Even though you might get mad at me (Oh oh) Sometimes it's hard to face reality.

Don't mention me again.

DaddyCK:
Of cose u lookin for man on Nairaland. If u not lookin for man on Nairaland then why tha blooming hell u hear...u desparate lie living ting!! ((no oofencsse))

Sapa

Who told u that I'm looking for a man here on nairaland or that I don't have a man ? You rude gay.

DaddyCK:
U very rude...and then u complain u can't find man on Nairaland. Wot a shames!!(no oofencse)

100percent sure your dick is the smallest here on nairaland....I've never dated anybody here but u can show it to those that have interest innit Mr Londoner.

DaddyCK:
How did u no I hav the biggest dikk on nairaland & who telled you?....anyways am from London juss in case u ask(no oofencsse)

Stupid and idiotic question my dear.

I experienced this too.

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

We have observed an ongoing password guessing attack against Nairaland members. The perpetrators have obtained a list of thousands of usernames and passwords from hacked websites & are systematically trying those passwords on Nairaland to take over your accounts.

If you have used your Nairaland username and password on other websites, they may be able to log in to Nairaland as you, mutilate your profile and send spam messages with your name. To prevent this, please change your Nairaland password to a unique password asap.

For the dozens of Nairalanders whose accounts have been affected, you would have gotten an unexpected login notification from Nairaland. All you need to do to secure your account is to logout, reset your password with this form, and correct your mutilated profile.

For those who are affected, we may scramble your password and log you out to force you to change it. Don't be alarmed. Just logout and reset your password with this form to regain access to Nairaland.

We have taken measures to slow the perpetrators down severely, but it's up to you to make sure that your password is secure.

Best Regards,
Seun Osewa.

Who told you and have: you been to hell?

anibi9674:
but not going to church guarantee hell. it's important as Christians we go to church.

Efulefu sell your soul to the devil.

Do you sell?

Oven is how much?

Bensical101:
Oven, mixer and gas cylinder for sale, I bought them around may last year.

Condition: used like new

WhatsApp me: 09091697034

Check opposite Glo

Mercie03:
Where in Challenge, please?

Mrs endurance.

The guy dey joke ni joo

Una try.