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Politics / Re: May My Children And I Be Like Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Lolachef(f): 2:53pm On Jan 11, 2023
So why are they not rooting for him from the foundation? why are the tagging him to everything happening in Lagos as if he started it all? He was the governor I wen I was in primary school and he did well but they should stop tagging him to all things done in Lagos.
victorsola:
tinubu progressed from where jakande stopped. Which is the normal thing in governance. U look into where ur Oga’s could not see and make good of it . That’s what we foresight.
Politics / Re: May My Children And I Be Like Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Lolachef(f): 10:54am On Jan 11, 2023
Nonsense set of people claiming one man made Lagos.
NothingDoMe:
I tire oh. Not to talk of even Marwa.

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Family / Re: Happy Birthday To Me. A Picture Collage Of My Transformation From Birth. by Lolachef(f): 9:44am On Jan 11, 2023
Happy birthday beautiful one.

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Family / Re: Happy Birthday To Me. A Picture Collage Of My Transformation From Birth. by Lolachef(f): 9:43am On Jan 11, 2023
You are sick.
Festus30:
I no fit wait make she ripe.

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing's Younger Lover Kisses Her, Sparks Reactions by Lolachef(f): 9:22am On Jan 11, 2023
The guy don dey insult her down grin

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Politics / Re: May My Children And I Be Like Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Lolachef(f): 9:12am On Jan 11, 2023
So Jakande didn't do anything?

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Travel / Re: Man Shares His Look Before And After Leaving Nigeria.(photo) by Lolachef(f): 7:31am On Jan 11, 2023
The nose.

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Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 5:41am On Jan 11, 2023
Mr literate grin grin


E Pele oooooo Londoner cheesy


Don't mention me again please.

Tell your pastor to start preaching peace and tolerance.

If Christianity is the only religion please face it.
DaddyCK:


u are a ilitarate little girl & u need to go bacto primary 6...so u saying islam is a chriistian riligion that worship islam...corrrect? Muslim & islam are terrrorist like u. Satan, islam and muslim are the same terrrrorist riligion....my advise is too come to my church so u can get education. u muslim islamick muslim ilitarate primary 6 girl...have u even beento london? u r not on my level....
when u reaCH LONDON.comeback and talk to me!!goat!! (no oofeinse) angry
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 12:35am On Jan 11, 2023
Your father is poor so he's in the bathroom washing my undies....You can come to join him and sundry them.


Idiot son of eve.
DaddyCK:



^^^^ther u go...olosho on stannndby
So u want my dad & I to fokkk u...corrřrrect?.. wit or without cooooondumm? cheesy
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 12:33am On Jan 11, 2023
As stupid as Ur brain is,you can't differentiate between a male and a female.


Go to North and face them and ask your father why is scared of you?

Akoti Ile ta Omo irankiran islam is a terrorist.
DaddyCK:



Islam is a terrrrrorist religion sir....do u worship Islam or Satan? U loooklike terrrrrorist thou(no oofencse) undecided
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 11:29pm On Jan 10, 2023
Do I need another man when Ur dad is here presently..
DaddyCK:



sound like yor head may not be coooorect....Therrrris only one religion: CHRISTIANITY.....repent, so u can find man in yor life!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 11:28pm On Jan 10, 2023
Thank God u said u dey always meet me grin

Like I am happy.
Enemyofpeace:
no wonder I dey alway meet you for that babalawo house
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 11:27pm On Jan 10, 2023
So islam is not a religion?Buffon

Every man with him chi.

DaddyCK:



sound like yor head may not be coooorect....Therrrris only one religion: CHRISTIANITY.....repent, so u can find man in yor life!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 10:10pm On Jan 10, 2023
No wonder what?
Enemyofpeace:
no wonder
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 10:10pm On Jan 10, 2023
Just give 500 words on why you are better than them..


Your pastors that run to them for fortifications.
Allison012:
Is worshipping satan not a way doing evil?
Politics / Re: I'll Make Tinubu Envoy, Obi Trade Minister If I Become President - Prof Imumolen by Lolachef(f): 9:56pm On Jan 10, 2023
Learn to appreciate God's creation.


Nobody everytime insult.

He's somebody's son,brother, husband and daddy.


olamidedivotee:
Who be this masquerade?

angry angry
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by Lolachef(f): 9:53pm On Jan 10, 2023
Every man with his God........

So far you don't do evil and u have faith in whatever way you call on Ur Chi. .......



Sha believe in Ur God and humanity.
Celebrities / Re: How To Become A Celebrity Using Nairaland! by Lolachef(f): 7:25pm On Jan 10, 2023
The price is on a high side.


Zenith55:
Why can't you too become a celebrity?

Why? Why? Why?

Are those celebrities you're dying for, are they superhuman? Do they have two heads?

Are you not even better than some of them?

So why can't you too become a celebrity?

Why? Just why?
Food / Re: See The ₦450 Food I Bought In Plateau State by Lolachef(f): 6:56pm On Jan 10, 2023
Is Ur babe a virgin?

Are sister's virgin?

Did Ur father married Ur mother as a virgin?

Are you a virgin yourself?

Tiny dick looking for a tight pussy.
jeromestarks:

Abi o.

The world is upsidedown. People don't like the truth.
These non virgins hate me because I say the truth.
They want to be mounted by many men and still expect a man who has worked so hard for his money to pay Bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to have their worn out pvssy.

Is that not wickedness?

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Politics / Re: Pictures From Peter Obi's Town Hall Meeting With Anambra State Students by Lolachef(f): 5:36pm On Jan 10, 2023
Don't mention me again please.....let it end here.
YbNeverBroke:

I want your waist
It's driving me gaga undecided
Politics / Re: Pictures From Peter Obi's Town Hall Meeting With Anambra State Students by Lolachef(f): 5:31pm On Jan 10, 2023
You got sis n babes you can freely share it with them.
YbNeverBroke:

Ok u no want money
No p undecided
Politics / Re: Pictures From Peter Obi's Town Hall Meeting With Anambra State Students by Lolachef(f): 5:22pm On Jan 10, 2023
Small pikin of yesterday......Go for your age grade my dear.
YbNeverBroke:

DM If your shy tho cheesy smiley wink
All I want is your waist
Politics / Re: Pictures From Peter Obi's Town Hall Meeting With Anambra State Students by Lolachef(f): 4:38pm On Jan 10, 2023
Yahoo yahoo boys gazelle garagara grin
YbNeverBroke:

I know you like diçks
How much do you charge let me fly u to my city undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Pictures From Peter Obi's Town Hall Meeting With Anambra State Students by Lolachef(f): 4:13pm On Jan 10, 2023
Your primary school student dick grin


Don't bother cutting it

That shit is still useful to your girlfriends no matter how tiny it is.
YbNeverBroke:
I will cut my diçk if obi wins
You all screenshot this undecided undecided undecided
Crime / Re: Woman Drags Her Pastor To Court For Raping Her Daughter For 3 Years In Lagos by Lolachef(f): 3:36pm On Jan 10, 2023
Most of these women can die if u talk bad about their pastors.

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Chichi Shows Off Her Buttocks As She Marks Her 23rd Birthday (Pix) by Lolachef(f): 2:38pm On Jan 10, 2023
Olosho pikin dey Sabi him fellow oloshos
G00DHardDick:


What is wrong with you oloshos on this platform?

Someone said the plain truth and you're saying it's well with his soul? Why the truth dey pain you?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Chichi Shows Off Her Buttocks As She Marks Her 23rd Birthday (Pix) by Lolachef(f): 12:58pm On Jan 10, 2023
It's well with your soul
Jakumo:
Very nasty and ugly with a commode-breaking weight of plastic buttocks deformity added on for bad measure.

One can only hope this ridiculous fashion trend of massive deformed buttocks will fade away before long because it is a truly hideous look.

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by Lolachef(f): 12:14pm On Jan 10, 2023
If u like change the SIM hundred times she will continue to talk to her exs and even to the father of her child......Best maintain Ur mental compability for future sake....


My gender eyes no dey quick comot for their exes body.
Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....
Family / Re: My Marriage Is Stressing Me by Lolachef(f): 12:10pm On Jan 10, 2023
Divorce his stupid arse....Nonsense gender
all4zionlover:
Honestly I'm going through so much here. I'm losing it. I feel depressed, so much fear, unhappy and lonely. My husband's gambling habit has removed love and affection from our home.
He quickly finishes any money that comes to him. Either salary and anything in bet nija and concentrate on asking me for money. I'm have no job, I'm buy little things and resell. My capital is not even stable because all the financial expenses is on me. Yet he doesn't care. He keeps malice with me for not giving him money and not coming home to meet food.
This year, I have decided not to keep food for him so long as he can not bring money for feeding, for the children he claim he love and upkeep.
I've endure for too long and I'm getting fade up.

All my actions and his behaviour really makes me sad.
I have no love, respect for him.
I excessively worry for upkeep, school fees, bills, things we don't have at home. Everything is on me.
I'm so stressed and lonely. I feel I need a shoulder to rest on maybe to cry.
I'm so sad because our two sons are too attached to their father and I'm scared of their feelings if I decided to divorce their father

My first son wouldn't even go to bed until his father return back from work.

Have you been in this kind of situation?
What did you do? How do people survive this kind of situations?
Phones / Re: Best Phone Of 150k by Lolachef(f): 10:43am On Jan 10, 2023
Redmi (Xiaomi)products are okay
chidirobert:
Good morning guys,am planning on getting myself a new phone I ve been using Samsung galaxy for the past 3 years and I like it as am nt a phone flik, please someone should recommend a good phone of 150k or less.thanks

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