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RomanceRe: How Has Your Childhood Trauma Shaped Your Adult Love Relationships? by Lolachef(f): 1:37pm On Jul 29, 2023
Childhood ptsd made me hate love and marriage.
PoliticsRe: Who Is Emefiele Waving At? - Pictured by Lolachef(f): 9:58pm On Jul 25, 2023
Sorry for yourself.
yarimo:
He was waving at illiterate Obidients and IPOB terrorists
PoliticsRe: Kano Obidients Mount Billboard For Peter Obi Ahead Of His Birthday Celebration by Lolachef(f): 8:36pm On Jul 18, 2023
you are so sick!!!
Acekidc4:
My Birthday Gift to Peter Obi is in his Trouser, his Precious Manhood but unfortunately he is too delusional to see it. He is thinking President Tinubu stole it. Wetin Tinubu wan use your Manhood do, he get him own Na🙄🙄








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PoliticsRe: Governor Eno Complains Of Being Distracted By Too Many Visits From Politicians by Lolachef(f): 8:28am On Jul 18, 2023
You are too daft....
001Lagos:
Before you became governor , you were begging them and even made many promises if elected . You've become governor now, you are avoiding them.

The office of the governor belongs to the people , the people should have access to there leaders at all times
RomanceRe: Photos Of A Cute Couple Who Met On Nairaland by Lolachef(f): 7:04am On Jul 17, 2023
Congratulations brother!
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Ex-Convict, 54 Others For Alleged Internet Fraud In Oyo by Lolachef(f): 8:21pm On Jul 14, 2023
Houses in ibadan are so cheap now unlike when these guys gave ibadan agents upper hand
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by Lolachef(f): 9:05pm On Jul 13, 2023
Alhajis are more better than all those useless low self esteem young guys parade i the name of Boyfriend and girlfriend.

Free sex and free food.

You'll still come to sleep and relax as if you're contributing to her expenditures.
Slynation:
So someone cannot stay or visit his GF again...??

Madam, just tell us Alhaji dey around and stop defending nonsense...
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by Lolachef(f): 5:16pm On Jul 13, 2023
And why do you want to stay in the house?

Do you know if she's doing all that from her thrift contribution?

You don't have money and you are here on nairaland ranting..
jaelz:
What I Just Discovered About Women

A woman loses respect for a man or her current boyfriend once she starts getting intimate with someone that is richer and more well to do than him

Hear my story out before you judge me:

So I lost my ex about 2 months back when she became a Personal Assistant to a serving senator, I just noticed that she stopped appreciating the little money and things that I usually gave her and did for her since she started working with the senator.

She was staying at her parents house in Abuja but recently rented a place for herself and furnished it to taste, I was shocked and I asked how a girl that just started a personal assistant job with a senator and a salary of just 120k per month is able to rent a self contained apartments of about 750k per year and even furnished it to taste, she got very angry and said I should be happy for her that if I can't do it atleast she did it herself.

She has also never allowed me to stay in the house 🏠🏡 for once not to talk of coming to visit her
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Governor Postrate To Greet Afe Babalola by Lolachef(f): 9:48pm On Jul 08, 2023
Evil mind and that's your problem.
incandescentena:
Those from that other side rather use side kicks to pass their greetings
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi. Nairalanders, Tell Us What You Do For A Living. by Lolachef(f): 7:01pm On Jul 04, 2023
I'm sorry for disrespecting your dad.

No dey carry everything put for head too.
Runnerzz:
No vex na and do u have to mention my dad? That ur disrespectful to urs doesn't mean everyone is... Besides u were the one who said she sells pussy for a living. I'm not even fighting with u
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi. Nairalanders, Tell Us What You Do For A Living. by Lolachef(f): 6:59pm On Jul 04, 2023
I am not fighting you too my dear but you brought my chinchin business into ur troll... I'm sorry for disrespecting your dad.

Nairaland is a place where we drop wetin we no dey do sef.
Runnerzz:
No vex na and do u have to mention my dad? That ur disrespectful to urs doesn't mean everyone is... Besides u were the one who said she sells pussy for a living. I'm not even fighting with u
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi. Nairalanders, Tell Us What You Do For A Living. by Lolachef(f): 12:24pm On Jul 04, 2023
How much am i paying you for viewing my profile?..
I gave you a good cool cool

I need a good location my dear and hope ur dad is available?
Runnerzz:
Why disguise with chin-chin? Hope it's lucrative for u where u are tho cos that office should not be a long term something otherwise na sorry be ur case. More joysticks to ur pussy hole 🕳️
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi. Nairalanders, Tell Us What You Do For A Living. by Lolachef(f): 7:49am On Jul 04, 2023
I sell pussy for a living.
RomanceRe: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by Lolachef(f): 9:32pm On Jun 27, 2023
So the guys told you they are in one place?

Just dey play she u hear?

Until he wife's you then you can write this
SPAMBOX7:
Nowadays it's very hard to see a Nigerian girl that dates one guy. They are seeing at least 3 guys concurrently.. Why can't girls just find one guy and be with him like most guys do.
Why date multiple guys at the same time.
The worst part is even the ones from wealthy homes are like that.

What's really wrong with girls of nowadayshuh
FamilyRe: Wife Sister Naming Her Baby After My Wife Ex Boyfriend by Lolachef(f): 9:30pm On Jun 27, 2023
Aproko no go kill you.

She's married and she's not married abeg wetin be ur business?

Her son's name is MAJESTY,my friend if you no like the name please leave or ha.ng out
amadil14:
Good day all,
I met my wife 4years ago, before we got married she told me that she has a boyfriend and she do call him pet name as ( MAJESTY) and I do see it wen ever he calls her not until our relationship became strong and we eventually got married.
However, before we got married my wife changed her sim card entirely and even till today I have never witness any strange number call her and we have been happily marriage.

Not until last week, my wife older sister gave birth to a baby girl and we both went to visit her and the baby with gifts. Infact my wife took along with her so many things in our house including baby baff my mum bought for her wen she put to birth.

My worry now is that, my wife sister named her daughter after my wife ex boyfriend and that has been disturbing me because the name still rings in my memory and I'm yet to know why among so many names on earth why I'll she chose (MAJESTY) as a name for her new born?

Note: this my wife sister is not yet married, she just got pregnant for a married man even as I write, the married is claimed to have traveled to London.

Please ur kind advice is highly needed.

Thank.
CrimeRe: BOLUWATIFE Mary, Missing Girl In OYO, Found. by Lolachef(f): 9:27pm On Jun 27, 2023
you are si k.
RighteousDemon:
Thought you said you're the dad? Sorry if its playing a fast one on me.
And besides, una ask her if she Don chop am belleful? If she never dey satisfied give her more 2 months grace. But nor come here come report her missing again cos you already know undecided
RomanceRe: I Want Children Without Getting Married by Lolachef(f): 8:01am On Jun 26, 2023
How?

Most married people are just cohabiting.
ManWater:
Only thinking of yourself & not the children.
RomanceRe: Why I'm Scared To Get Married by Lolachef(f): 7:56am On Jun 26, 2023
........,...............



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You never ready for marriage.
Kingsley123456:
I will go straight to the point.....
I've not dated a faithful lady since I started dating and I've dated up to 6 different ladies aside from Shop and clean mouth).

My girlfriend which I thought I will at least manage to settle down with was cooking for me 2days ago and I took her phone went straight to WhatsApp and telegram to see chats. One was wooing her and she's responding normally, no iota of restrain in the chats and another was inviting her over and she said, sure, she will come.

I dropped the phone immediately , I was still thinking of where to start with her when I received a call from work and I had to leave, I message her while I was at work and asked her while she's doing all these to me, as usual she claimed they are platonic friends and nothing more.

I blocked her immediately she mention there is nothing wrong in visiting Platonic friends in open places and even at home....

This is isn't the type of woman i want.

That wasn't her first time but she always accuse me of not wanting her to have good male friends.

I'm tired of things like these, I will be 35 by September.

Initially I thought I'm getting older and I should settle down, but, will I ever meet a Woman of my choice?? Someone I can at least trust?? someone who won't be going round visiting Platonic friends, ano wan loseguard, I need a woman in my life but I think I'm giving up......

I don't want to die young...
Lastly Nairalanders

Do I have to look for another relationship again or
Take her back and give her last chance?? Or, concentrate on money making for another 5yr? And forget about getting married,
Pls advice.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Choose Surrogacy, I Had A Couple Of Miscarriages – Ini Edo Opens Up On Her by Lolachef(f): 6:56pm On Jun 25, 2023
How old are you?
CondenseMilk:
send me a pm lucky girl!
CelebritiesRe: Why I Choose Surrogacy, I Had A Couple Of Miscarriages – Ini Edo Opens Up On Her by Lolachef(f): 3:06pm On Jun 25, 2023
im at the bus stop
CondenseMilk:
I'm waiting for you my dear!
CelebritiesRe: Why I Choose Surrogacy, I Had A Couple Of Miscarriages – Ini Edo Opens Up On Her by Lolachef(f): 10:53am On Jun 25, 2023
What are you waiting for?
CondenseMilk:
See awof man wey this babe miss fa!
HealthRe: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by Lolachef(f): 8:07pm On Jun 24, 2023
Kudos to one of our sisters
kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesn’t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever I’m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, it’s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I haven’t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldn’t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldn’t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I haven’t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and it’s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause that’s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?
RomanceRe: I Find It Hard To Keep Friends Please Help!!!! by Lolachef(f): 1:43pm On Jun 24, 2023
This is my situation...I am my own friend now.
9jvirgin:
You're not alone. I have lived in Indianapolis for 7 years, all the people I have as friends are people I encouraged to move to Indiana. As soon as they get their greencard they quickly detach from me. As I speak I do not have ONE friend in the whole city. Some friends just need your help, they don't need you. Stay calm. When you're gloriously blessed, they keep coming back. Thank God.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by Lolachef(f): 7:47pm On Jun 20, 2023
Cur.ses and abuses are signs of poverty stricken family
Miravik900:
Stupid thing na your generation poverty day worry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by Lolachef(f): 11:55am On Jun 20, 2023
Not surprise cool

Now i know where the poverty is coming from.....


Miravik900:
You must be mad does your father have money?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by Lolachef(f): 11:06am On Jun 20, 2023
You are broke and ur something still dey get up embarassed embarassedAre you not ashamed of yourself?
Miravik900:
Have been so down financially recently and this girl that has been on my side for like 9 months now and I thought was different has started showing me her true colors


We agreed on the meeting but she didn't show up when I asked her the reason she didn't reply
Now she is asking me for money cuz I wanted sex and she knows I don't have

I thought the advantage of having a girlfriend over patronizing hookups is during the bad days you can still get sex

I'm thinking of calling of the relationship base on this act of hers


Please let me hear your thoughts
CelebritiesRe: The Most Powerful Weapon In Human Body by Lolachef(f): 5:26pm On Jun 19, 2023
Tongue,pussy and dick
SportsRe: Awoniyi Posts Photo Of His Wife And Son To Mark His Wedding Anniversary by Lolachef(f): 7:09pm On Jun 18, 2023
Everybody fine in their own way embarassed

Your own fine naa for dickers.
orohbiro:
I fine pass the wife
FamilyRe: My 17th Wedding Anniversary Today And Getting Stronger by Lolachef(f): 10:34pm On Jun 17, 2023
Oga go siddon with ur marriage motivational talks cry

As a strong feminist marriage is nonsense without money.
PoliticsRe: Reuters: Baba Go-fast? Nigeria's Tinubu Stuns Wary Investors With Quick Reforms by Lolachef(f): 9:49am On Jun 16, 2023
Baba wants to shock Nigerians
PhonesRe: BTEL Becomes Nigeria’s Newest Entrant To Compete With MTN, Glo As Mobile Network by Lolachef(f): 2:26pm On Jun 15, 2023
Okay... Thanks 💯
airsaylongcome:
I wouldn’t say so. It’s the way Btel is trying to market themselves. They are not being fully factual about the service they provide. Rather trying to market themselves as rivals to the big telcos when in fact they are working with and for them.
PhonesRe: BTEL Becomes Nigeria’s Newest Entrant To Compete With MTN, Glo As Mobile Network by Lolachef(f): 2:21pm On Jun 15, 2023
Then i lack the sense
airsaylongcome:
A Mobile Virtual Network Operator (MVNO) is a company that does not own a mobile spectrum license but sells mobile services under its brand name using the network of a licensed mobile operator.

Mobile virtual network operators (MVNOs) lease wireless telephone and data service from the major cellular carriers

As you can see in the infographic below, an MVNO does not have a Base station (mast) in its infrastructure. Nobi everything be right or insults. It is what I do for a living, working for an MVNO. I hope you now have a better understanding of how MVNOs work

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