₦airaland Forum

Chiam55:
If you dnt know when she cum then you ain't doing it right boo

Liar...ladies will come and will continue straight without giving any sign to pause.

dapipson:
please how do I know my woman has come when some remain as dumb as teddy bear even in the process?

Good question...in most cases you don't get to know.

Dammyjohn:
Is it talk or type?

Guy take anyone u like, no disturb d flow of my chat with other people jare.,,

marymaria:
yea, but the way these little boiz. make biggy of money and babes these days ehn

Well you can't blame anyone. A guy meets a lady and all he has in his mind is how to get under that skirt and a lady also meets a guy and she is already sizing how much up she will get from the guy... It is on both sides my dear.

EggovinMma:
It's the best teacher.
Wetin person won do before?

Master master... Please teach us more...

marymaria:
plus its broke cowards that can't gather courage to go after a babe cos they are broke that thinks every girl is abt money

Hmmmmm...not true in all cases. Even in some cases, you have very rich people that find it hard to approach a lady whereas the broke guy will be the one with full confidence to accost any lady because he's got nothing to lose.

ocholawealth:
Bj sud b discourage, we r Africans, pipu wit culture nt invented pipu.

Who be dis

EggovinMma:
After holding it in three times
Once you see your woman is satisfied, the best is to bring your head to climax.
If you continue for long, she will eventually get dry.


But some of you will continue holding your sperm in till the woman starts getting irritatedd.CUM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO BE FEDERAL JOB.

Chaiii...see people with 80 years of experience...make I follow dis one joooor

marymaria:
only immatured boys think its all about the money

Hian...tell me something new...

Pennywise:
I am sure he got it from one of those foreign mags.

Wrong, na naija blogger write am...shilkena

marymaria:
I can't even kiss u if u have bad body odour not to talk of sex

But u can chop his money if he has body odour..

M4gunners:
Op am sorry for you. It seems you have never meet a real Bitcch because if you have meet any,you will know almost all your mentioned is what they like.

So why are you sorry for me?

goshen26:
baaaad boy

Bad ke Me I no sabi anything ooo...

Pennywise:
What makes the above stated 'Nigerian'? Abi OP dey form craze?

Because na naija we dey, we no know how e be for tokyo

almostFamous:
okay I was just being sarcastic sha,but seriously una dey Eff up

Hiann...so what do you expect him to be doing...wait till that thing stands up again...u wan kill am...

almostFamous:
he's in love with da coco

[quote author=Jostico post=31637911]this cold sunday afternoon .this mod is an atheist [/quote

U be winchhhh...how u take know?

almostFamous:
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say

Ahn ahn, that's not true.

tandoe:
I feel am still quite young for marriage I believe career wise I still have a lot to achieve but the external pressure from friends and family to settle down is getting embarrassing

if all conditions are right what is the perfect age for a guy to get married

How old are you, how much are you earning, u don rent house?

Answer these questions, then you'll hear from me

elantraceey:
Go to the north , the answer to your question lies there.

Nailed it.

No 1 is allowed if it is a quickie e.g. Your landlord's wife or your lesson teacher. No time for preambles...do fast and run for your life...


No 7... Mandatory if she's forming like she's new to bj by testing only the cap...when in reality, she has blown different types of trumpets in her existence...

sinaj:
him say mod don go choch

Hahahahah...very funny.

cokacoola:
soo we shall stop has slex ba mods i dot expct this thrad to last up 1secods

Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...

This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman

DaBullIT:
Unrepentant SonofaBiatch, I am setting your arse straight for next time , knowing how sensitive the issue is , you should at least connect brain with mind and fingers before your rubbish copy and paste, this is not funny, its not for jokes


eeediot

Once again, do me another favor by telling your parent and siblings that they all sons and daughters of bit*hes..omo ale jati jati...

Raiders:
Nigerians has already decided to vote out pdp. GEJ has done nothing for the south south since he became president. He has taken the people of Niger delta for granted and we have decided not to vote for GEJ

It is not even just about south south only, it's about his gross incompetence, high level of corruption, insecurity and a host of other shortcomings. We will gbagbo him out come March 28.

Troop out enmass to vote in GMB.

richol:
note his name down...he will go first...GEJ TILL 2019

Hahahahaha, I've noted down your monicker, you will be the first to disappear from NL when GMB is announced as winner.

John Oyegun, the national chairman of the All Progressives Congress, said that the Peoples Democratic Party would be buried on March 28.

Speaking in Port Harcourt, Rivers state, during the APC zonal rally, Oyegun used such terms as “burial ceremony” and “funeral rite” in relation to the ruling party.

Premium Times informs that the official visited the state together with Muhammnadu Buhari’s running mate, Yemi Osinbajo and national officers of the party.

He said that even after the elections postponement (from February 14 to March 28), the PDP will have to face the outcome unfortunate for the party.

“We were in the North-West yesterday. You know the North-West is the home base of the in-coming president. South-South is also important to us because it is the home of the out-going president. These zones are crucial.

“I thank you for your support, courage and resilience. You have survived your oppressors despite all odds. Goodluck Jonathan is our son and brother but he has failed us as a region and Nigeria. So we want to send him on an honourable retirement. I know you will all support the APC in this venture because we must send him home.

“PDP is confused and disoriented. They have no sense of direction. PDP is down but not out yet. So a lot of work still needs to be done, that is why we are here. Let me also assure you that PDP’s funeral still holds despite the rescheduling of the elections.
“We will have a good funeral ceremony for PDP come March 28. I want you to promise me that you will all come out and deliver these votes. And that you will be there, ready and prepared to make sure that every vote counts. We are going to deliver the entire South-South to our president in-waiting, General Muhammadu Buhari.”

It is worth noting that the elections postponement generated many negative reactions, especially from the opposition. Although the authorities said that the reason for shift was security, the APC accused the acting government of plotting to rig the polls.

http://www.naij.com/402597-oyegun-promises-good-funerals-for-pdp-on-march-28.html?utm_source=traqli&utm_medium=traqli&utm_campaign=traqli&traqli-referral=esan.babalola%40yahoo.com&source=traqli

[quote author=DaBullIT post=31626232]OP you be goat, this photo don dey online since February 2011 , See how much trouble you don cause with your stewpyd copy and paste

Do me a favor by telling your parent that they are goats...omo ale jati jati...

This is awesome. Wish I could go back in time...

Smartestelvis:
Dear Nairalanders i need ur help...From 2011,i started having a strange air coming out from my nose.its very hot and it smells like burning rubber i was teriffied and i went to see a doctor who presumed it was a sinus infection so he prescribed some antibiotics for me.But none of the pills worked and it kept getting worse by the day.i kept going from one clinic to the other,some doctors even went as far telling me its malaria and typhoid,which i took every desired treatment but nothing worked.

Its now worse that anywhere i sit now smells like someone farted or like its a toilet place,it gets worse when i eat a proteinous food.Everyone around me keep coughing,sneezing,spiting and all sorts of attitude to show disgust and i dont blame them for that coz when i persive it myself i feel like vomiting.It smells so far that even 100metres away you can persive the strong odour ouzing out from my nose..people have called me all sort of names,some say i dont bath,some that knows my hygiene practices say i dont bath well enought but i myself knows what the problem really is.....

The moment i breath out through my nose i just notice this kind of reaction from people around like when someone just farted...It sometimes gets worse to a point where it causes a heavy wind to be blowing around the environment.i got sacked from my work place because of this problem even though they had to make up another excuse for it...i now stay indoors 24hrs everyday coz i have had enough insults and ambarrassments from ppl around.....pls no one should mention things like me having cartahh,fever,malaria,not brushing n bathing, coz i do those things more than most clean people i know....Any resousefull contrubution is welcome n pls excuse my grammar n long writeup,i'm just despirate for a cure so i can go back to my normal life.i have made sucide attempts twice but my faith for a cure one day is wot keeps me going and i pray n hope i dont attempt a third one..thanks

My advise is that you do a thorough online research to look for case studies and how they got treated.

rildwanullahi:
fool has any Moslem in your area tried killing you

You are part of those i won't go into war of words with. Like i told one of your likes, you are also a spec of sand in this whole matter. One more thing, tell your family that they are fools...O da bo...