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fr3do:
Transformer tanks are well earthed.
You have nothing to fear!

Show us picture of yourself sitting on transformer tank and we will believe you.

MOD, front page please...

macpetrus:
Then... i don't understand your own defination of failure?

Sorry to say but maybe because you are too blind to see or deaf to hear...

macpetrus:
Lol.. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.. Am voting for PDP!!!

Courage to continue failure? Never...we are booting out dormant jona come next week.

This doesn't mean that if one or two of these things are part of your relationship then it will fail but if you can nod your head sadly at more than you can dismiss then it might be time to re-evaluate your romantic situation.

When you are in a relationship that is destined to crash and burn, there are some telltale signs you should look out for.

Check out the danger signs below:

1. You pretend you're single to other people: Something is terribly wrong if you avoid all mention of your relationship status. If you have 'It's Complicated' on your Facebook profile, then you might as well replace it with 'It's Doomed'.

2. Compromise no longer exist: You actively avoid doing things your partner likes rather than embracing them to learn more about what makes them tick.

3. Pet names become insults: Instead of calling your partner bae or princess, you call them less flattering names which we can't type here. And you sort of mean them.

4. Competition is a huge part of the relationship: You are constantly trying to outdo your partner in things such as who makes the biggest salary or who the dog wags its tail more for.

5. You don't say bye when you go to work: If the last thing you say is to remind your partner that its blue bin day then something is wrong.

6. Sex is no longer exciting: It has become a chore and masturbation has become preferable as its quicker and less effort. Bad!

7. Going to a restaurant is about the food more than the romance: You're too busy taking a photo of your starter than staring into your lover's eyes or feeding them one of your meatballs.

8. You notice your partner's noisy eating: Their apple crunching drives you insane and even the TV being turned up to volume 100 won't stop you from noticing it.

9. You blame your partner rather than defend them: If someone calls out your significant other about something, you should be making excuses for them rather than agreeing. Even if the criticism is 100% correct.

10. Your humour isn't compatible: If you are the self proclaimed king of sarcasm but your lover doesn't get irony, then there will be a lot of misunderstandings.

11. You are ashamed of your partner: Rather than finding it endearing that they love a particular TV show, you get snobby about it. Take your partner as they are or don't take them at all.

12. You go to bed without resolving arguments: If you can sleep easily while on bad terms, then you simply don't care enough.

13. You run out of things to talk about: You've been working away all weekend and you make a long distance call. When the topics dry up within five minutes, this can only get worse over time.

Listening to your heart is the only way forward. And, if you can sit down and laugh about some of these together with your partner, even if you recognise most, then you've made it guys.

http://pulse.ng/relationships/love-and-dating-13-signs-your-relationship-is-in-trouble-id3573092.html

macpetrus:
... Baba let move on and join hand for a better Nigeria..

Baba self know say dis Jonathan na complete failure...Vote GMB...

Obasanjo blamed Jonathan for the continued captivity of the abducted Chibok girls saying that they would’ve been rescued if the government had acted fast enough.


Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has said that the Boko Haram sect grew in strength because the corrupt and incompetent government under President Goodluck Jonathan had not recognised the threat it posed.

Obasanjo also blamed Jonathan for the continued captivity of the abducted Chibok girls saying that they would’ve been rescued if the government had acted fast enough.

Obasanjo stated this during an interview with IBTimes UK while attending the Global Education Forum conference in Dubai.

"The response of the government initially was definitely not enough. When Boko Haram started showing their fangs about four years ago the reaction should have been firm and unmistakable. We have lost ground,” Obasanjo said.

“It has become a regional issue and we have to deal with it regionally,” he added.

On the missing Chibok girls, he said:

"The government did not believe that there had been an abduction for some time. If that had happened maybe the girls would have been rescued,” Obasanjo said.

Obasanjo also said that there could only be dialogue with the terrorists after they had been severely pounded by military force.

http://pulse.ng/local/boko-haram-jonathan-s-corrupt-incompetent-government-to-blame-obasanjo-says-id3573369.html

Beamborla:
You know that's not true

This is not the proper place to spread our clothes in the sun. Let's respect the Op.

Op, my sincerest apologies. Keep the hope alive.

Let me check myself first...sorry i don forget say i no be woman...

Beamborla:
You disappeared into the thin air..
Not fair!

No I did not. Very much around. You definitely know how to find me...only if you truly want to.

Beamborla:
If no be iya Ruki own, I no dey drink

Hi Tolulope, it's Lola.

Stop combining orijin and chin chin, it destroys your vision.

EggovinMma:
That dude is funny.

I'd use the word weird instead.

EggovinMma:
Another very silly post.
OK.I AM A NON VIRGIN THAT DID NT COMMIT FORNICATION TO BE COME A NON VIRGIN.




I BROKE MY VIRGINITY WITH A STICK OF BOILED CORN.

Very funny of you... I hope some grains didn't drop inside...

Lala247:
Yh what nigerian home u seen strip pole n sex swing .... It can never happen ... Mayb when they have trains that actually move ... N dats gonna be decades away

Funny you... Yeah you are right. But don't you think you won't get tired of the poles and swings some day. Hence no use installing those in one's house joorrr.. The bed, kitchen, living room, hall way, bathroom , stair ways are enough..

Lala247:
So u see nigerian guys no fit do dat kind thing lol
Thats y they are irritating ... Like ur thread suggest ..

What makes you think we can't do it. Just that one wouldn't install a swing in house purposely for sex.

By the way, I pm'd you.
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Lala247:
An image if wt it looks like ..
Hope kids not on this thread ohhh ...

Lala247 don kill me ooo. Ha! Dis one na suicidal ooo. Now I get it.

Lala247:
Lol i no fit , but there t his thing dont know what yall cal it . Its like a swing n trust me it can do wonders

ROTF, LMAO, which one be swing again
Abeg Expatiate...

Lala247:
Yh , doggy is like every mans standard position .. They need to invent new ones self ..

Maybe you can help propose a new style then...u fit give us new idea..

Lala247:
Forget doggy joor

69 is d new thing now u nah never graduate ..

Hahahahhahah...doggy can never go into extinction. It is what gives a man that self actualization and self control. It makes a man feel he is in total control.
Well as for 69, it sounds cool too...

Rooneyboy:
Nah ! Nah !! Nah !!!

Far from that bro , I'm going the whole 40days bro , just a phone call will be ok but I aint doing that until after lent.

I just dey try contribute my own quota...good luck 4 ur 40 days lent ooo...if konji neva catch u sha before u finish am...

Lala247:
Yh snd missionary is the most boring one of them all but certain guys only favour dat position .

Mayb the girls are scared to say abeg change am

I don tell u people wey dey do missionary. U wan make d guy go report to pastor say him wife dey ask for doggy??

Rooneyboy:
Stop all these ur nasty talk sweetie !

I'm getting HARD , and that the least thing I want now.
#still observing the lent.

Hahahhahahaaha...make I borrow u Vaseline ?

Chiam55:
No darling trust me we couldn't hide it if we tried

And trust me, I have been with a couple and I know what I am saying. Some ladies will come like 3 three times and u will still be riding along. They will be the one to tell u that's the third time they're coming.

Don't get me wrong, I know some do show it but you just don't get to know in most cases. That's my point.

DonaldGenes:
You de craze

Ahn ahn... Ki lo de...

splashbaby:
This topic is not good for front page on Sunday!

Abeg, no bring ur radicalism or fanatism com dis place joooor. Wetin u dey do here. Thread no good for Sunday and u don click 'view topic' like 10 times. Abeg go another car park jare...

oloworulz:
Na wa ooo. Joblessness is a disease

This is a discussion for mature minds. Not for 10 or 11 year old. Oya, goand play in the yard...
Joblessness? Sorry we are not slaves, we do mon to Friday only...we no be gateman...

Lala247:
U missed out one

Sticking to one boring position

Yeah you are right... But trust me, ladies are the one who are usually guilty of that. Guys love to explore, do upside down, on the roof, standing, bending, hanging all sort of. Well except maybe for the SU brothers that have been advised to do missionary only...