₦airaland Forum

aglomar: Grow some brain!

Come plant am na. Fuul!

Billyonaire: So many illiterates on Nairaland these days. I didnt see where the First Lady, 'blasted' Amaechi

Sorry bro! I think you are the illitrate here.can't u see she implied it in her statement? Fuul!

[quote author=Unique!]Hmmm. Ok o. But, is it possible to use the same Etisalat BIS subscription using your bb as a modem? I've been doing this successfully with my Glo BIS subscription. Thanks in advance.[/quote]Abeg how u take do am? Wetin b d settings for d glo stuff?

I have a bold 5 (9930) that won't come up, it only blinks red light. I tried reloading d os but system won't recognise it. A friend told me it is bricked. Is there any hope for it? Tanks.

He is good but not special.

Abeg gi me too! toniosofts@gmail.com abi I go call first b4 u send am? Tanks all d same

If u are not going to tell how to do it, 4uk off!

I might agree with u on inter but for port, they have d best sqaurd in d league so dat wount count. Its just like rangers or celtic in d scotish leage one of d two always wins d league. Why dint he win champions league with porto?

I will give an illustration; let's say a cook goes for a competion and he requested for d best ingridents and spices, and d outcome of d food? Very delicious of course. Now picture another cook who was given only iru n creyfish to spice his food and d outcome of d food was very delicious too. So who do u think is d better cook? Or should I say, who is d SPECIAL cook?

brito: Your FATHER is d real mumu. How dare u call him mumu, did u not vote him?

Singing "wat can I saaaay unto u boy? All I want to say is 4q brito!!"
I can see dat he is ur foolish fada! Like fada like son! 4ker!

Commander in chief of the armed forces (police included). Presido u see as u mumu reach?

Just as the name implies; Lie Mo!

[quote author=Ouch_Daddy]Sentiments apart! This is really crazy! How &Why should Policemen shoot at students?? Even in d intense turkey protests, de (Policemen) didn't shoot at citizens..talkmore of innocent students!! The Trigger-happy Policemen should be brought to Jusice! Nairaland English & blah-blah-blah apart!! This is outrageous!!
On the students part!! Paying ₦200 daily on fares didn't warrant d protests, ur sch SUG shld hv resolved dat amicably wit the school authorities, now 3 students wit bright future's in this crazy country re Dead!! If Uniuyo students are complaining of ₦200 daily as fares rate, Those in Private institution's nkor?? *sighs!![/quote]Shut d 4kup! They have d right to complain!they are been asked to pay for a bus that is suppose to convey them free of charge. And don't even compare them with d private uni cos its d wards of criminals dat have looted and extorted money from poor nigerian dat go there e.g is d vc that is already extorting 200 naira from d students to send his own kids to a private school. Am sure u are a ward of one of such people. Dik head!

Female infested post!

[quote author=I-B.]Awesome.


How come it is taller than Ibadan's cocoa house that has 25 floors? [/quote]Full! Is the cocoa house a hotel? Local farmer like u!

booqee: Do u know it is not a sin for a woman to go to church without covering her hair?
You don't necessarily have to cover ur hair with scarf, cap, or anything. Why? Because d hair on our head is the covering for our head. It may now become a sin if then u come with a shaved hair to d presence of God. Our hair has been given to us by God as our covering. It is also a glory from God to us. So why need to cover God's glory on us? (Though its no sin to cover it with scarf, its just not necessary or compulsory)
Now check it out.
Open your bible and read 1st corinthians 11 vs 3-16. Go back and read vs 14 and 15 again, especially vs15.

Vs 15 says "but if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her, for her hair is given her for a covering" (KJV)

You r those kind of people that twist and turn d word of God for their selfish gains. Go n read vs 5 and 6. And stop deceiving people.

ItsModella: What is this?

Do you know the meaning of miracle? It's an extraordinary occurrence that shatters the laws of cause and effect, that it is usually seen as supernatural. How then is rain falling or somebody breathing or the earth rotating a miracle? These are natural and everyday occurrences, they are not miracles.

So in essence u r sayn dat someone sleeping n not waking up is a miracle, a person sleeping n waking up paralyzed is a miracle because theses are extraordinary occurrences that r not normal. Abi?

cold: These ones na small tin na.The one I witnessed was a while back at a crusade ground.Everyone was screaming & gyrating fervently like the world was coming to an end.I just stood there,sticking out like a sore thumb.As the prayers reached a feverish pitch,suddenly I noticed from the corner of my eye this amputee with no arms and just a leg.At first,it seemed like an illusion,I had to wipe my eyes just to make sure I wasn't in some sort of trance but no this man's hands & leg were actually growing back.I couldn't believe it,everyone started screaming really hard now the place was electric!The whole incident might have gone on for about 30 minutes or so and then the man stood up and walked up to the pulpit,imagine!The Hallelujah was deafening!Kai na wa o!I should have written the Bible

Lol! Eediot!

[quote author=brownlord]Sorry na ur name[/quote

Wat am sayn is dat he was gambling with peoples lives.

So this loco presido knows wat to do all this while n he allowed thousands to be killed first by these monsters? Just becos he wants to win election he decided to start fighting dem to gain more votes. The blood of the innocent killed r on your head gej if this is ur game plan. Moda4ka!

To prevent heart break na!

[quote author=deejay_harry1]i pray God to forgive me all my sins..

intentionaly or unintentionally[/quote]And tomorrow u commit another one!

Please we must not fall for this international Media conspiracy and intimidation. Britain should accept their own.

Nigerians all over the world should speak out and condemn the beheading of a citizen yesterday in UK. The beheading was done by a British citizen and not a Nigerian as speculated, his name does not confirm his nationality. British born Michael 'Mujahid' Adeboloja with an accomplice yesterday beheaded a British Soldier on a street in Woolwich, London. It is now being made to look like Nigeria has "shown itself again" in the action of this British boy who beheaded a soldier yesterdayThis lunatic was born in the United Kingdom, never been to nigeria, issued a birth certificate in the UK and held a British passport. He now commits a barbaric act and suddenly he is now a Nigerian? Is it because he is not Gabriel Agbonlahor playing for Aston Villa and Three Lions, or Andrew Osagie, UK's reigning 800m champion, or Lawrence Okoye, British Discus Record Holder (68.24m), or Abiodun oyepitan, British Olympic Silver and Gold Medalist, or Christine Ohuruogu, Beijing Olympic British Gold Medalist, or Eniola Aluko, British Olympic Female Football star, or Temi Fagbenle British Olympic Basketball queen, or several other thousands of British citizens with Nigerian connection who are making the country proud.Nigeria should just be left out of this neo-colonial agenda.

He should go and tell his country to grant amnesty to al'kaida first! Moda4ka!

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]lmaoooo @ constant worship and prayers.

How are they different from other rich pastors with private jets [/quote]they are the same, cos when victims pay, the criminals go give pastor him share in form of tithe.

Dats y the catholic church backed out of orisajiafor's lead CAN.

I cannot categorically wish U a Happy new month now, because I may say it now & my oga @ d top wil announce anoda one. But d main site which I'm going to use to wish u happy new month is ww. April fool. Dats all!=D

savcy: I sleep outside of course.

And d mosquitoes will suck d S.hit out of u.

Irri-Zap.i.n.g-tating!