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http:///IFTmPRe3 d guy didn't kill himself! He was murdered!

Me! I am my favourite man of God!

;DHe (she) ugly gan!

GALALA proudly and originally naija!

Ishilove: Sight target {preferably the pesky neighbourhood cock who goes around terrorising and raping the hens} and close in with a handful of maize in one hand and a big fat stick in the other. When you are close enough,toss the maize and call the target.

The target rushes to you and pecks away happily at your feet,unaware that his end has come.

Raise stick and smash! The target gives a mighty "KWAAAAAA!" and drops dead. Stuff carcass into a basket, fling the murder weapon into the forest and sneak back to your room, where a pot is already on the boil.
 
Another method:
 
Lure target to you with grains of maize. When it is eating its last meal at your feet,grab target by the throat with one hand,ball second hand into a fist, raise fist as high as you can and ...

SMASH! PIPIAOW!! KPUGBUU!!! The target won't know what hit it. Stuff carcass into bag or basket and flee.
 
CAVEAT-This method is messy. Victims might be decapitated.
 
And another. . .
 
Lure target to you in the afore mentioned manner. Swiftly grab target and strangle. Stuff corpse into bag and vamoose.
 
**Author's note-ALL the methods described here have been tried and tested,with satisfactory results {don't ask me who}.

HOWEVER,the success of each method is hinged on the total and complete absence of witnesses.

Nota bene

Guy! Am sure u don tif chicken well well b4

ogaju007: Na waaoo so Wale Oke still get followers after sleeping with his secretary or something.. hmmn this church business seems to be good may be i should start one.

Am sure he used solomon and davids story to defend himself.

doctokwus: Is it until its called 'gate fee' you wud know its already being paid.Every person dat attends any of these pastorpreneural churches is already indirectly paying a gate fee by contribution he/she must make by coercion,intimidation or deceit,den d compulsory church "items"@ d venue one of which u must buy one way or d other

I heard you have to pay to enter T.B. Joshua's church. Is it true?

frosbel: You can't talk, the catholic church is worse.

They are sitting on billions of Dollars and bullions of gold while 80% of their members starve to death.

The Catholic church has been often accused of money laundering and other despicable financial activity.

Don't even get me started , the catholic church is the No1. FRAUDSTER and the Mother of the 'pentecostal' rogues.

Post the proofs

xynerise: mtcheww. Dem dey call meat, kpomo dey show face

;DLOLZZZZZZZ

Zet72: guy forget that ur catholic or whatever u call it, it is time to move on the same catholic church that keep taxing the poor peps inn the villages to build churches in Rome ,what the pastor said is true,"he that watereth shall be watered, if u work in Gods vineyard God will work in urs, u people should stop all this noise about private, jet their are tools for evangelism .

Well if they taxed poor people to build churches in Rome, when the churches were finished they taxed those in rome, went back to ur village to build the catholic church there. They dint use ur poor villagers money to buy jets for d pope or buy maybach for the priest as ur worldly material things lover pastor are doing right before our eyes.

jude33084: He said they have transformed the society in to a peacful one like, yahoo guys, kidnapers, opio, assasins aŋԂ corrupt politicians

Guy u forget boko haram abi dem too no transform d society?

OmoPastor: @ plappville

you talk with no understanding of what you say.

do you think God is a fool? if God has not called you to be a Pastor; a leader of His kids, but you decided to call yourself, then you are in hot soup.

As a man called by God, your life has been totally bought over by God and you no longer have authority over what you do, where you go or even what you say. seem a lot of talkers on this forum are so naive at the meaning of being called by God.

so if an MOG decides to acquire a jet without being told by God to do so, that dude has shot himself in the foot. so before you start castigating and mouth-murdering MOGs, please take some time to think about this.
if God told him to buy it, so be it and there is nothing any mortal like you can do about it

if more jets are coming as instructed by the Master, then His will be done

Are u saying that God is giving all of them the authorithy to buy jets now? (As if that's what his kingdom needs in this our perilious time)may God forgive you.

Goshen360: Okay Bishop Wale Oke. I know I love you and have been blessed by your very own ministry when I schooled at Federal Polytechnic, Offa in Kwara state, Nigeria on one of your radio transmitted in Offa.

With due respect sir, I'll like to comment on this arrogant statement of yours perhaps you may be reading:



This is nothing but an arrogant statements. So it has become you guys (MoGs) who wins the soul and no longer the Holy Spirit? It has become you and your colleague who empowers the poor and yet many Nigerians are still living under $2/day? It is no longer God who work through you as a vessel Your statements are filled with self achievement and doesn't answer to scripture sir. Even the universities built, how many of the members in their economic state can afford the tuition aside the rich. You boast of transforming lives and yet, life itself is not in the abundance of what man owns but quality.

Jesus said, "I have glorified you on the earth: I have finished the work which you gave me to do", John 17:4 and Apostle Paul said same thing in 2 Timothy 4:7. When Jesus and the Apostle made such a bold statement, Jesus had not even died and yet he said, "he had finishED the work". What then is the finished work when he had not died? He had REPRODUCED himself in a generation of men that will work according the same work he had done. Today's MoG are busy expanding their empire, not the kingdom and REPRODUCING collection centers called "church branches" whereby they can accumulate more money to acquire their earthly possessions. How many of Adeboye's Pastor have their private jets How many of Ayo Oritsejafor's branch pastor have the their own jets Or are they not all called to preach the gospel

Again, nobody is envy of your private jet since we now know you are also beginning to covet after your own private jet hence you must come out to defend MoGs with private jets. The real critics is the means by which the private jets are acquired. When MoGs use all sort of gimmicks to milk the sheep in order to acquire wealth is the real issue sir.

God bless u Goshen. Right on point!

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MAYOWAAK: President of the Sword of the Spirit International Ministries and the national vice president of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria, Bishop Francis Wale Oke, has condemned the attack on clerics who own private jets in the country, just as he stated that such stand was uncalled for and that more jets from clergy were coming.

The bishop stated this in a release made available to Tribune Church. “We are being criticised for buying jets! But they forgot that before we started to buy jets, we were winning souls in thousands and millions, turning men and women from darkness to light. We were transforming lives, giving them beauty for ashes. We were empowering people, equipping them with the revelation knowledge of God’s word that lifts men out of the pit of poverty, to the pinnacle of grace and dominion! We were empowering the poor, not only giving them fish to eat but also teaching them how to fish. We were building schools that were giving quality education to the people, empowering them mentally to become prominent (these include those throwing stones at us now!). We were building universities. We were transforming our society, and changing our nation, one soul at a time,” he said.

Oke wondered what Nigeria would have been if not for the efforts of Pentecostalism in the country. “They have seen a few jets. They ain’t seen nothing yet! More of us will yet buy and maintain our jets, because, by the mercy of God, we have been given the wisdom to do so. And we are willing to teach the nation, if they will listen to us, rather than throw stones.

“However, our critics should know that the jets mean nothing to us! They are just tools to do the work that God has given us in a more effective manner. Or how can an Adeboye who has churches in over 160 nations of the earth cope with his pastoral and apostolic responsibilities without some private jets! He does not need just one. He needs some!

“How can an Ayo Oritsejafor, who has to minister around the globe, pastor a very large congregation in Warri, and still attend to critical national matters in Abuja, if he has to keep waiting at the airports, in a system where nothing is predictable? Our critics should, please, note that more of us are following the trail of the like of Adeboye, whose wealth and affluence has never stopped him from being a true shepherd of the poor and downtrodden, in true humility, simplicity and godly sincerity, a shining example of true Pentecostalism and Charismatic wisdom,” he said.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/business-package/2012-10-29-11-36-27/taxation/item/755-expect-more-jets-wale-oke-lashes-out-at-critics

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if he has to keep waiting at the airports, in a system where nothing is predictable?

How come their so called prayers have not made the system predictable?

biggybig: ...ever wonder what makes for such legendary loyalty? Or you think loyalty is cheap? Even gaining ordinary loyalty from people isnt easy. Not sure anyone of you here has been in any leadership position you would have known how hard it is to command such legendary loyalty. What makes a leader command such legendary loyalty? Impact! Many of those members join that church poor and wretched, now many are milionaires and bilionaires. Many of them during their trying times were not only fed with hope, but fed through the welfare program of the church and their children sent to school through oyedepos scholarship..so do u think gives a damn about what you people write here or say. Their loyalty is born of eternal impacts.

Atiku has loyalists, likewise ibb, obj,if abacha was alive he too will have loyalist. And I belive their loyalty is born of "your eternal" impacts which are also monetary and wordly material things.

Ben Global: If e pain una make una go open una own church,if ur gods is poor my GOD is nt....free d guy jor

Your god = oyedepo. We know.

;DGood idea! It will make d competition more fierce and more fun for us cos we'll just sit down and watch dem kill eachother

Ryla odinga!

[quote author=tpia@]good points.

lord have mercy sha.

and true, i dont see any evidence linking them with a church.[/quote

Hey dats how they search on sundays in churches in abuja and those with cars park some distance from d church building or compound. So this picture is 95% true.

[quote author=cdizz]may God uphold u. I cant stand u insult my God.virtually all d ppl commenting on this thread are nothing but beasts frm d pit of hell. devils in human clothings .i cnt imagin u Sat nd watched a Programme for days and ended up criticizing..ahh wat a waste of time in ur life. u shld v gone to a bear parlour nd enjoy ur miserable life.wat explaination can u gv for some one On N22,000 monthly. and decided to gv God back all he had.wt in 365 days he turned into a millonaire...isnt dt a mystery ? talking Abt TB joshua,u dnt v to compare,every 1 has got his own Mission on earth..and beides, d scriptures say if u Do good things in secret ,he shall reward u in public .n if u Do it to please d masses u already got ur reward frm d masses ..nd come to think of it,whose reward is greater?man Or God?..u Beta gv ur life to God because d end tym is near nd dts y d devil is misleading u. bible its self says those who sow bountifully shall reap bountifully and those who sow sparingly shall reap sparingly ..u r blessed ..See me enjoying d double Portion of his grace in LFC ..next Level ..[/quote

Who is this your God? Because nobody in this forum has insulted God. The person they have been talking about is oyedepo and yes, somepeople hear have insulted him. So am asking you, is oyedepo your god? Cos dats wat ur post is saying.

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martinosi: THIS MAN BISHOP OYEDEPO IS A

BLESSING

INSPIRATION

ROLE MODEL

AND THE A MAN OF HIGH STANDARDS & INTEGRITY

HE IS ONE OF THE REASON WHY I AM A SUCCESSFUL MAN MAN TODAY PERIOD!!!!

ANY MAN TRYING TO HATE ON HIM IN NIGERIA IS PURELY IGNORANT!!!

HE IS ONE OF THE REASON WHY I AM A SUCCESSFUL MAN MAN TODAY PERIOD!!!! Pls tell us the other reasons

eldoradoxx: Its people who want to smear his image that create inconsistent stories about him and not him!

Muyiwah claimed he heard directly from d horses mouth and u claimed that u read from his book. So who r the smerers here?

rusher14: an oilwell or an oilfield?
Please tell your pastor friend to give you facts next time.
These people and their tales.
Rubbish!!!

So tell us then, what's the fact?

I thought that when a prophet prophesies, his messeage brings or lead people towards God or makes dem repent and turn to God so as not to incure his wrath(if its a doom prophesy). What the heck has d death of an african leader got to do with salvation? Or super eagles winning or loosing a match. My dear people, be wise.

Must it be money? Why can't I sow my smile or humour, why can't I sow my voice, why can't I sow my craftsmanship, why can't I sow my God given talent to get Gods reward? Why only money? Dem even categorize am in dollars, euros and pounds, why dem no say cedis or CFR. God! You alone know those serving you in spirit and in truth.

Logicboy03: I'm proud of my flat nose. Anyone that tells me that I am less than other humans because of my nose is a FOOL

U brought this upon urself, u shld have just ended d post without describing how flat or wide ur nose is. If u feel u aint worthy to come to d presence of God because of d nose, go for a plastic surg to boost ur self esteem. U for snap n post d pix of d nose sef to make it more fuunn

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enitan2002: poster should also be asking for staff of oranmiyan, all these stories are just mere myths, mchewww

Who the Bleep are you?

D thing dey ethopia. Watched it on a documentary.

When he dey nack d belle enter anyhow, all of una dey yab n critiSize am. Now una dey wan for 'aww cute boiz' Taaaa!

emusmith: Judas Is Carriot...the thief, u know, said something alike...He said, y are we waisting dis expensive perfume on Jesus, y don't we sell it and give to poor, orphans...JESUS‘ REPLY WAS, THE POOR YOU HAVE ALWAYS, SATISFY MY NEEDS FIRST. SHIILOH VOW THINGS on my mind... Whistling...

Are u saying oyedepo is jesus? 'Once u do this to the least of my brothers, u r doing it to me'

Choi! PDP don infiltrate BBC o!