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tuniski: When I see this kind of committement from job seekers, I just wonder what we can achieve if we out dis same vigor into ourselves through innovation and enterprise! A process that should normally be over within three months takes years in naija what an inefficiency and waste if they are not ready why subject us to torment!!!!

Gba beski. Omo u are right joor

Nna nawa o, don't worry I go tori u well, na same experience we get. Me don dey draw so tee, so I found dat one easy.

@lumideezle, u are very funny. First class graduate no be yams o. U no go fit pay us. But if u don't mind, outsource the job we will do it 4 u.

Dear Nairalander,

There is a need for ASP.NET programmer, with skills in VB.NET and C# and understand Javascript.

Requirement:

BSc in Computer Science or any Science and Engineering Discipline,
Experience in SQL and database procedure in ORACLE and MSSQL database.
Minimum of 3 years post NYSC experience in asp.net web programming.
Ability to work under tight schedule and deliver on time.

Note: the job is a contract job and located in Port Harcourt.

If you know you are qualified, please send your CV to aspdotnetprogrammer@live.com

Thank you.

This guy just want to get cheap popularity, he did nothing.

Computer codes need to be tested for over a period to ensure the accuracy and bug free.
The ony problem I have is that, it wasn't developed by a complete academician. Being developed by a politician makes the software a complete nuisance and empty blab.

The guy might not be the brain behind it, id it not Nigerian school. He is a politician, he wanted more academic certificate and make noise about himself for the next election.

He could have given moeny to someone who did something without the software going through proper procedure.
The media that carried this news are complete mediocre, they know nothing but just to make money for their pockect.

Software of such magnitude no be moin moin, if he is sure of what he did, let him put the technical details on Nairaland and let the experts vet it. No one needs his codes, Seun Osewa can write the codes form the scratch.

I wouldn't expect Nigerian Government to go about implementing this software, but involve organisations such as EFCC, ICPC, NAFDAC, NDLEA, Police Force, Nigerian Army and other security and anti corruption MDAs to be involved and collaborate with Nigeria Computer Science Association, bring in foreign experts who have carried out and implemented this kind of project before and see what we can achieve.

Such project is largely in use in UK, USA, Canada Australia and other advanced nations of the world. Lets us bring what they have done and adapt it to our local system that works here.

There are lots of mediocres in Nigeria media houses. BullShit.

uniQybabs: Would yu vote for aliko dangote for president?

I think that is why he is giving up his position, so that he can have time for politics.

@Soaring, I will soon give my testimony now. Give me sometime. See you at the induction venue.
Don't ask for my name, you hear.

Please, @poster, refer to the thread below.


https://www.nairaland.com/706704/nnpc-interview-experience-eh-gt/17#10496632

You see all, a man can please a woman by doing more. More money, more love, more caring, more phone calls, more expensive travelling abroad, and you know more SEX, if she is the type, because not all women are sex freak.
Men you need to do more and more and more and more. Women are insatiable.

Greet one another happy new year. The wind of change is blowing

Beaf: Rewind...

Oloriburuku...Olosi... Apa... were

Outstrip: So he and his wife have a quarrell. She gives him the silent treatment and your complaint is that she does not serve him food. SMH. So if she serves the food will that solve their probelms. Sometimes I don't believe the crap I read

Are you married?

When you get to the river you will see how to cross it. You better believe the craps.

SilaV: @Omomope, I beleive that your assertion as touching the true nature of the said NNPC FB may be correct.However, this page has been given updates concerning this recruitment exercise since June ,2011.Four days before the invitation for interview were sent out, I read it from that FB page that invitations would be sent and it came to pass.Besides, in September ,2011, posts were made on that same page that interviews were about being concluded and that successful applicants would be contacted.Series of information like invitatatoon of youth to join one african NGO, pieces of advise on the need to abstain from casual sex (during the VAL period), conducting opinion survey on fuel subsidy ,among others.Most of the information posted on that page since last year that I have been monitoring it have proven to always been true.
On the issue of nnpc.com and nnpcgroup.com,I was informed that the former was the one NNPC was using before 2010 .My submission concerning this piece of information that it is 93% real and correct, though I may not be 100% correct.
It is my desire to come here and give testimony.You are all lifted,meet you guys on top!

SilaVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Nigeria still dey as a country? I think sey im don divide since. Why is that monkey spitting life coal and fire.
Must north rule nigeria at all? They are the problem of Nigeria. Remove North from the current map of Nigeria, you will experience Growth, Development, 24/7 electricity and greater advancement.

Those boko harams will not let this contry move forward.

shymmex: Why? Are they not Nigerians?

Can other tribes leave Lagos and go back to their home state as well?

Haa, don't try that o, if Ojuyobo Ahmed Bola Tinubu decides tomorrow, using his hoodlums that he feeds everyday, non Lagosians will go back to their father's land o.

That is to tell you the fragility of the country called Nigeria. LOL.

omopope: That post is not real. The FB page is a scam despite being in existence before recruitment. When you take a look at the web address on that page, it says www.nnpc-nigeria.com. The true web page for NNPC is www.nnpcgroup.com which is the same one we used to apply. A closer look at the former page reveals some untidy and unprofessional appearance (webmasters can testify).

Therefore, i'll implore us all to be positive and have faith. Do not be carried away by every 'wave of doctrine'. Stand still, God is on our side!

Thank you joor. Don't mind @ojbaba95, the guy too dey forward like antelope. LOL.
I know it is a scam, because the statement that says, on the FaceBook page, that some candidate may undergo another second leg of interview made it a pure scam.

Thanks.

changi: I advice we remain very objective in our posts because i believe everyone of us is doing something better with his life at the moment.afterall NNPC can only be the beginning of another life and not the end.come to think of it why don,t we use these common front weve found ourselves to continue to network and share progressive ideas and issues.

Such as...

Which of the NNPC facebook page? There are about three that exist if you do a search for NNPC on FaceBook.

Let me know the one you are talking about. Thanks for the info.

Everybody is quiet. It is okay like this, when no one expects anything that is when NNPC will show up.
But the issue is that, what about those of us that have got better job, will NNPC be able to pay up to what we are being paid for us to consider their offer?

I think there is blessing in disguise for some hopefuls. Some are in SPDC, Chevron, NLNG and other IOCs.
NNPC might have robbed themself of the best hands by this unnecessary delay, and this will create room for the Managers to fill in the gap. Congratulations to the lucky ones.

kehinde21: Big Scam...

which kind elephant be this one now?

UNCLE Gbenga OGD, you don kill this man to cover the shit wey dey una yanch? You no go fit escape oooooo!!!!!!

Northern Youths(NY), if you are very serious, demanding appology will never solve your problems, it will rather complicate issues.

You know the houses of theses your disgruntled men. Take laws into your hands and execute justice.
If you go to court you will never get justice because they are the ones manipulating judgment there.

The worst thing is that, these leaders are on the verge of destroying the North. They are the ones financing Boko Haram who are killing the Northern Youths(NY).
It is time for the NY to wake up from their slumber. The Northern Leaders(NL) have been enjoyning their loots because, they know that the majority of the Norther people are not educated, they have no intellectual understanding to fight them. But they failed to know that Information Technology has changed the way we live and the NYs are catching up gradually.

Now that you guys are educated enough to access Internet, use google, Nairaland and other social forums, you can now realise what the southern guys have been agitating for all these while. Northern Leaders are pure thieves, they don't worth living any more.

THE ONLY WAY NORTH CAN MOVE FORWARD IS THAT ALL THESE LEADERS ARE EXECUTED. If they are still living, it is not sure the NYs can make head way in life or enjoy the necessary ammenities that can make them a living human being. They have used the opportunity of lack of western education and religion sentiments to blind fold you.

You had better wake up and engage yourselves in proper revolution.

She is too dull for my liking. Speech so slow, English wahala, lots of complication around her.
I can't imaging a so called PhD holder to have such defficient fellow around him.
I think there is a need to subject his PhD to proper scrutiny.

Well, now that budget 2012 has been passed, nothing is impossible. BUt the issue is that are they actually going to call people until june 2012?
Because the EFCC probe is still on. There is a need for the hopefuls to still apply more patience. But the issue now is that, any moment from now the interview life span will expire and there may be need for fresh air, LOL God forbid.

Therefore, guys, PRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you care to read this book you can open it and read.

And those that attibute it to "African Only", the book was written by oyibo.

http://www.jesus‐is‐lord.com/incubus.htm

You can read this booklet also

Erica Joseph Sex with demons - Nightmares, Incubus and Succubus.

Note this:

In some instances, those spirits could enter in through mastur.ba.tion and fantasy lust. If the individuals renounce the fantasy lust and stopped mastur.ba.ting, they will be delivered in Jesus’ name. People have been violated (raped) by spirits, not actually wanting to believe it or not understanding what happened to them until deliverance revealed it. But they know that they had experienced something painful and undesirable. These demone spirits are very jealous and would prevent or threaten you not to have any sex.ual contact with your real husband or wife and if you do, you will be molested at night, raped and abused in all kinds of way that when you wake up in the morning you will always complain of tiredness.

==>> so those of you pastors that believe in mastur.ba.tion you are preparing your members for express demonic attack. That is why most of them complain that they have been giving and showing seed and there is no result. There can be no result when they are engaging in activities that attract demon into their lives, nothing will work for them.

Source: http://www.dicamalta.org/modules/smartsection/item.php?itemid=98

SPIRIT WIFE AND SPIRIT HUSBAND
SPIRIT WIFE AND SPIRIT HUSBAND

We are looking at a subject that is so personal and so private that those who have it don't like to talk about it. This issue is not only of women, but many times men too, who experience sexual relationships in their sleep. Study has shown that there are three people affected by this.

• Those who have this relationship on a constant, ongoing basis;
• Those that have this relationship on and off, and
• Those who have this relationship but don't know they do because
immediately after, it is wiped off their memory by demonic
manipulation.

The third group is the worst group to belong. Since they cannot remember the dream, they will not be able to do something about it.

FALSE FACES
These spirits have so mastered the art of deception that they will use the faces of people you are familiar with when they visit you at night. They could use the face of your father, husband, brother, boss or colleague at work, and even of your pastor etc… All these people have nothing to do with this night encounter. We must be careful not to mistake these evil spirits with our loved ones. Sometimes they can appear in the form of animals like (black) dog etc... It's not in dreams that you're supposed to meet with your husband this way. Any experience like that is very questionable, it is call “the spirit husband”

DESCRIPTION
These night-times [sometimes day-time] experiences are called encounters with spirit husbands and spirit wives or “night demons” “demons of sexual lust”. (a. Lust is a desire for illegal pleasure, b. Lust is the willingness to meet a natural and legal need or desire in an illicit or sinful way.)
For example, to eat is a need for every human being, but to fulfill that need through gluttony (overeating) is lust. To want nice things is a natural desire, but to be willing to meet that desire through dishonesty and trickery is lust. There is nothing sinful about our natural God-given sexual urges, but to fulfill those urges through masturbation and/or sexual perversion is lust.

So bottom line - LUST IS SIN - and - SIN IS DISOBEDIENCE TO GOD’S LAW OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

Any type of disobedience can give demons access to your body for its use. For people that are actively and willfully living in sexual sin the open door is apparent. It’s the people that are doing what they believe to be right before the Lord but are yet still struggling with these spirits that are the most perplexed.
• In West Africa they call these dream visitors; 'night husbands and night wives.'
• The Latin people of those days called it the 'encounter with incubi and succubi.'

If you look in the Webster's dictionary, Incubi is described as a spirit being that comes to have intimate relationships with women why they are asleep while Succubi is described as a spirit being that comes to have relationships with men in their sleep. In Matthew 13:25, the Bible says; "But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way."

The most dangerous part of your day is really not when you're driving on the highway, operating machinery in a factory or doing construction work on a high rise building or working with people who are possessed with demon. The most dangerous part of anybody's day is when you lay down to sleep. That is when the enemy does the most damage to the majority of people.
In all honesty I do not know everything that needs to be known about this subject, but the little, tiny knowledge I have in studying, coupled with counseling and praying for people, I can say without any shadow of doubt that the problem of succubi and succubi is a very common problem that you cannot just dismiss with a wave of the hand.
What is so troubling is that many Christians, who are saved and filled with the Holy Spirit, are also afflicted and affected by this problem. Out of ignorance and sometimes out of pride, keep this problem to themselves rather that cry out for help.
Erica Joseph in a booklet titled "Sex with demons - Nightmares, Incubus and Succubus," had the following to say: "Sexual experiences with demonic spirits are very real even in this day and age. I have personally taken both men and women through deliverance, that have experienced this and some became bound by the spirits of Incubus and Succubus. I have personally taken both men and women through deliverance, where the witch or warlock has actually, through the use of astral travel, seduced them, having sexual relations with them as they slept, with them thinking it was only a dream. This having been done through the utilization of "Familiar" spirits.

In some instances, those spirits could enter in through masturbation and fantasy lust. If the individuals renounce the fantasy lust and stopped masturbating, they will be delivered in Jesus’ name. People have been violated (raped) by spirits, not actually wanting to believe it or not understanding what happened to them until deliverance revealed it. But they know that they had experienced something painful and undesirable. These demone spirits are very jealous and would prevent or threaten you not to have any sexual contact with your real husband or wife and if you do, you will be molested at night, raped and abused in all kinds of way that when you wake up in the morning you will always complain of tiredness.

Things that people wrote just as “mere dreams” are actually demonic spirits that molest and abuses them in the night are not just “mere dreams” but are “spirit husbands and spirit wives or “night demons” “demons of sexual lust” they must be renounced and cast out, in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. Essentially, the incubus is a lewd demon which seeks sexual intercourse with women. It is also termed follet (French), alp (German), duende (Spanish) and folletto (Italian). The corresponding demon who appears to men is the succubus.
When associated with one particular witch or sorcerer, both incubus and succubus are known as magistellus, or "familiar". Inasmuch as the nightmare dream is sexual in latent content, incubus is often used interchangeably with The Mare Demon; in fact, the Latin word for nightmare is incubo (to lie upon). The incubus can assume either a male or a female shape. Sometimes he appears as a full-grown man. Sometimes as a satyr or in the form of a demon, and if it is a woman who has been received as a witch, the incubus generally assumes the form of an animal.

Succubus is a demon in female form, specialized in seducing men. Although feminine in meaning, in form this medieval Latis word, succubus, is masculine (because demons were supposedly sexless) the feminine form succuba (strumpet) is occasionally found. If you have, or are having dreams or nightmares of a sexual nature that you know are as real as life, dreams where you cannot exactly distinguish the real from the unreal, please stand on your ground, confess your sin and renounce any association with these demons and use the authority you have in the name of Jesus to cast it out of your life. Don't allow Satan and his demonic hosts to degrade your body which is the Temple of God."

REAL LIFE EXPERIENCES

A Pentecostal monthly publication once discussed the subject of deliverance in an eye-opening article. In the article, the writer wrote about a strange deliverance session he conducted. He talked about a lady who he simply called Angel. Angel had been involved for some time in the occult. She and her boyfriend met the Pastor in a restaurant, looking like they had been physically assaulted.
Right there in the restaurant, a deliverance session began then the unthinkable happened!
A solid black chicken walked into the place. Yes, you are not reading a misprint. A black chicken appeared and this happened in Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States of America. Gone were the days when stories like this were exclusive to Africa and Haiti. There is a lot going on in the Spirit realm all over the world. We are in the last days. BE ON YOUR GUARD!
As the solid black chicken appeared, Angel's face gazed and became fixed on it. The hen hopped into a vacant chair ten feet away from them. Suddenly, Angel said to the deliverance minister, "I want an egg." When the minister approached the chicken, it jumped off the chair and ran to the door. It left behind the largest egg you have ever seen. The minister picked up the egg and brought it back to the restaurant table where Angel was being prayed for.
The terror on Angel's face was clearly evident when the egg was held out to her. She hid her eyes behind her hands. In response to the minister's prodding, Angel told odd tales of her life. She said that she is a bride of Satan. She was a wife to Satan. Then she explained that in the egg were the ten children she had through spiritual sexual intercourse with Satan.

When Angel met with the deliverance team again that afternoon, she told of how she had come from a broken home, and that she had engaged in perverted premarital sex regularly. When the deliverance session commenced, she was handed the egg, which she had refused to even look at previously. She held it in the palm of her hand as the demons were commanded to leave. She was told to break the egg but recoiled as if to protect the egg. She said, "I can't break this egg!" but after authoritative commands to break the egg she turned down her hand upside down but amazingly the egg stuck to her hand as if it was glued to it. After more prayers were made, she let out a piercing scream and the egg shattered all over the floor. To their amazement, it was filled with blood- red fluid instead of a yellow yolk. That's how finally this lady was delivered.
The problem we are dealing with in this article is real; unfortunately many are in the church of Jesus Christ suffering in the hands of these wicked spirits. If these things are happening in your life beloved, I pray that you will take a stand and be delivered in Jesus’ mighty name.
If your church argues against the existence of this problem and voices opposition to deliverance, find a church where they you can be helped. God will not hold it against you.

THE EVIL EFFECT

How does the presence of spirit husband or wife affect a person? There might be other ways but let’s look at least three ways in this article.
1. Difficulty getting married.
2. Difficulty staying married.
3. Difficulty having children.

Firstly, those who experience sexual encounters in their dreams will have difficulty getting married and if they make attempts to get married, all their attempts will be met with one frustration or another.
Many men and women who in the natural should have no problems whatsoever in finding a spouse. Unfortunately because of the presence of these spiritual spouses, they are blocked from being able to get married.
If you know you ought to have been married by now but for whatever reason cannot find someone to marry or cannot stay engaged, you probably are being troubled by the problem under discussion. See a capable deliverance minister for the prayer of deliverance.

Secondly, those who experience sexual encounters in their dreams are likely to have difficulty in their marital lives. The Spirit husband or wife is very jealous and anyone who is married to the one they claim better get ready for war.
Many unhappy and broken homes today are as such because of the evil manipulations of these jealous spirits.

I read about a lady, who was delivered from the spirit husband said “For as far back as she could remember she had a sprit husband, who will come in to her every night and defile her. After she got saved, he was still coming every night. She said that some nights, this man would have left before she would have any consciousness of the fact that he had been around. During these encounters, she has very serious marital problems that defied solutions. Her marriage was at the brink of collapse.
One day, she just got up and told her husband, she was tired of the marriage. She took $1000 and moved out of the house. She went to the Penn station in New York City and boarded a bus not even knowing where the bus was headed. She rode on the bus for about three hours till it got to Baltimore, Maryland. Then something told her to get off the bus and she did. This lady came out of the bus not knowing where to go since she had no contacts in Baltimore. As she came out of the bus, a well-dressed man carrying a briefcase approached her, calling her by her first name. She said she was startled by the incidence since he is a total stranger to her”.

"Who in the world are you?" she asked. He replied, "Don't tell me you don't know me." "I am telling you that I don't know you." She replied. "I am your husband." The man replied. "You are not my husband. My husband is in New York." Was her reply.

"I'm the one who comes to you every night in your dreams. Let us go, for I have spiritually manipulated you from New York to this place so we can spend some time together in real life." He further told her that after they are done in Baltimore he will let her return to New York but will henceforth call her out to meet with him at other locations all over the United States. He opened his briefcase and it was full of hard-core currency. He told her not to worry; she would be well taken care of”. She continued in her ordeal, “my eyes opened and I pushed him aside, ran into the bus station to take the next bus to New York”. However, before she left, the man said to her, "Where are you running to? You can run, but you can't hide. I don't have to get on the bus to be with you in New York!"
She got on the bus the same night and arrived in New York in the early hours of the morning. When she got off the bus in New York, guess who was waiting for her?…the same "man" she left in Baltimore a few hours earlier. With a grin on his face, he said to her, "I told you that you're mine and I'm yours. No circumstances can change our decision, so you might as well stop running."
She pushed him out of the way and took a taxi home where she quickly made up with her real husband. It was this incidence that brought her for deliverance. According to the story, the man never surfaced again after her deliverance, Praise the Lord!
Many who have spirit husbands and get married in the physical end up having problems in their marriages. The fact of the matter is that the spirit husband is very jealous. He takes marriage to another person as a sign of unfaithfulness and will not give up without a fight. Sometimes not only is the marriage attacked, the husband in the physical is also attacked in one-way or the other by the spirit husband. There are stories of men who have died mysterious and violent deaths as a direct result of attacks from the spirit husband. At other times the spirit husband will separate the husband from the wife making it hard for them to live together under the same roof.

The final evil effect of the presence of spirit husband and spirit wife is the difficulty in having children.
In my very short time in ministry, I have had to deal with at least a case of a sister in the church who the doctors cannot understand the cause for her barrenness. According to her, she has been thoroughly examined and some medical reasons were found for her inability to reproduce.
In her case a prayer of deliverance and the word of knowledge sent her free from barrenness. She is now with a bouncing baby boy. Some of these cases, during deliverance sessions, the spirit husband manifests contesting the right to dislodge him. The anointing that destroys yokes still has same effect to set the captives free in Jesus’ name. At other times diseases of the reproductive system is introduced into the woman thereby making it difficult for her to conceive.

If that is the case, I can tell you that even me I can prophesy. Because I am not a public figure or I do not have the medium to disseminate my vision doesn't make the poster of this thread to magnify TB Joshua.

All the highly celebrated Pastors in Nigeria have said this thing so it does not make TB Joshua special in any way.

If that is the okay, okay then, I want to prophesy to you that you should pray for Olagunsoye Oyinlola, the former governor of Osun state, so that he will not be involved in plane crash. This vision I saw sometimes back but I never make noise about.

The flood problem in Lagos, I had had the vision before it happend and worst is yet to come. I don't want to make myself prophet of doom so I tend to be quiet and pray to God to avert it.
May be I will have to make myself popular by creating a thread on nairaland and begin to announce my prophecy. If you are really close to God in worship, you will receive many things from above.

So stop aggrandising somebody's personality because of prophecy of doom.

Prophesy that Nigeria will be GREAT. All the treasury looters will submit their loots, all the corrupt officers will no longer steal. Nigeri will be the best place to live, all our public infrastructures will begin to work 100% efficiency, good roads, 24/7 electricity, crime free Nigeria, good leadership.

Begin to pray for Nigeria, saying goog things everyday and it will come to pass.

Mai-suya:
Has the previous cbn budget been scrutinised by senate before, abeg make we hear word they r just on a vendetta mission, o

You this silly mai-suya, you are nothing but suya and that is what you will become.
We are talking change in this country, even if no CBN budget has ever been scrutinised before, this is a new dawn, we need transparency at all levels and you are talking about "vendetta mission". Do you know the meaning of vendetta?

Please, don't be silly namma. This country is going down we need to lift it up.

Sanusi is to Political than economical, he talks too much and delve too deep into political matters that can spark chaos.
He is assuming too much power to himself, he is just ordinary CBN governor.
It is better that he has shown himself who he is than such a brutal personality to have become Nigeria president in the future.

Lamido is just a BIG mess to Nigeria and the banking industry.

He came toact the script of those who put him there, the Northern Cabal.
He needs to make gross mistakes for him to crash out. A pastor predicted his crash in 2011 in Abuja, when the prophecy comes to pass I will come back to this forum to tell you who the pastor is.

SAMIDO (SAnusi laMIDO) has put thousands of bank workers out of job because of the Northern economic script he came to act. Few people's desire has affected thousands of families so I don't expect SAMIDO to go free without being punished for his demonic act.

He has runined this economy, because he is still in the office that is why no one can see the extent of damage done by this Devil economist. He doesn't worth it.
I pray the outcome of the Senate will drag him in the mud. Stupid Lamido.