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Please if you are invited for TOTAL's apptitude and Professional test, 2nd March, please send to the house any materials you have especially on SHL test materials.

if you have attended TOTAL's test before please share your test experience with the house.
Also if you have any HR professional test materials, please send them to your people.

God bless you.

@obinoscopy please push to the main board. Bless you.

No wonder why stuents are failing WAEC/GCE. They will tell their parent they want to go and register WAEC online and will never read for the exams. They will continue to YAB GEJ on Face Book.
LOL

Hopefuls, please lets put that of NNPC long waiting on one side. There is a new thing here.

Please if you are invited for TOTAL's apptitude and Professional test, 2nd March, please send to the house any materials you have especially on SHL test materials.

if you have attended TOTAL's test before please share your test experience with the house.
Also if you have any HR professional test materials, please send them to your people.

God bless you.

@Obinoscopy please put this on the front page for all to see.

God bless you

Hello people, this thread must not die o.

We have been waiting for march and march is around the corner. Lets put all our hope in God, we shall sing a new song very soon.
Keep up the faith.

Big B1:
Now that it has been confirmed that after suffering a stroke, Tinubu has been transferred to a London hospital from Ikoyi Lagos for an emergency medical care.

My question to him is:
Instead of looting and building hotels all over Lagos, why didn't you think of putting an international standard hospital together?
Nigerian leaders are all f00ls with very tiny brain.

I sincerely wish Tinubu a speedy recovery; may be he would use his second chance effectively and efficiently this time around.

@BIG B1

I don't think Tinubu will survive this stroke attack. It may be managed for sometime, just to temporarily stabilise him, but will surely die of this stroke.

1. He stole too much from Lagos state and maney people have died as a result of Tinubu's criminal activities.
2. Though, you may think there was no evidence to it that Tinubu master minded the burning of Pastor Tunde Bakare's house, but Tinubu did. And the Prayers and the curse of the man of God will definitely have terrible and bad effect on Tinubu. He may survice if he gets accross to Tunde Bakare and appologise for his misdeeds else he will not return from London hospital.

Tinubu is the worst thing to happen to ACN and Nigeria as a country.

Phartymer:
@lonany i confirm dat it is tru. Nnpc av cancelled d test 4 further notice. Thank you

Don't worry, I don't have any news for you for now. If I have any news I would have told you. Cancellation is quite imminent but nothing yet. (RACK YOUR NERVES oniranu).

Silence!!! This thread is disappearing gradually. Makinde, any news?

diluminati:
Daddy G.O buah buah 

what happened to that good ol'saying of Jesus - never call any man Father except God? 

You better be very careful of what you say about men of God. You are a woman, remember God sealed the womb of a certain woman when she disdained man of God.
Omo becareful so that God will not seal your womb. May be you will then know who id Daddy G. O.

Wily1Wily:
IBB a repentant looter, nice!!!!, he is indirectly saying, i have ended my desire to embezzle public funds again.
How i wish Fraudulent Yorubas will repent from looting public funds, Stuupid Egenje tribe.

Olori buruku omo ale. You will be worse than IBB if you have opportunity, you will never have the opportunity.

Acidosis:
she is my sister, pls listen to her

What your sister said is the truth, but during my time none of the DE students had such problem. It depends on the Polytechnic you are coming from, eg. EDE, Yaba Tech. I believe anyone coming from yabatech should not have peoblem with MTH 201 and 202, though they are tough courses in Ife, but not too difficult to pass. It all depends on who you are mathematically and the stuff you are made off.

If you are that type that "rapala" enter institution without adequate qualification, you will definitely "rapala" jade (exit).

And not only MTH201 and 202, CVE 201 and MEE 303 are also tough course, but you nee to be tough also. OAU ife is not a child play campus. It is for the serious minded students.

philippao:
Dear all, I finished my ND @ yaba college of Technology 2010, right now, i am almost done with my one year industrial training. I applied for driect entry to Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife to study computer engineering, Fortunatly, i was giving admission. I equally applied for HND @ yabatech to finish up my computer engineering career there, i was equally giving admission, Right now, i am so much confused on which one to take, looking at ASUU strike and how many years i am going to spend @ OAU IFE, if i am @ yabatech, i will just do more two year buy but OAU will take like four years all things being equall, Most importantly, My people are against oau ife cos of the years and financial aspect of it, I really do not know what to do now, I really need your candid advice, I am 23years of age. waiting anxiously for your comments.

Omo, somehow we are in the same shoes. But mine happened in 1998/1999. By the grace of God I am OAU graduate, Computer Engineering. I am well above any job discrimination in this country or any where in the world. Even if you finish your HND and go for MBA, forget it. Your first paper will forever be HND and can not be compared to the one with BSC and MBA.

So please, tell your people, if they are really your people and they are sure they love you, tell them to help bare with the situation you will go thru in Ife for just say 5 years, than to go thru the same situation for the rest of your life. So choose between the two evil, I think one is better. LOL.

Adedayo simon folorunso:
Lonamy, hw authentic is d inf u posted? Cn u validate it. If u cnt, pls dnt raise emotn. Hper tensn and stroke r in town. Pls, felo nairalanders inf given zu d b void of error or misfeascence. NNPC in my parlance, we r waitin. W8in at d same tym 4 our TP since we filled e-payment form. Happy nw year 2 u all.

Adedayo Simon Folorunso
Works at God's Own Place, Nig Ltd.Studied at Ahmadu Bello University zaria. Accounting Lives in Zaria, Nigeria Knows English, Yoruba, Hausa, IboFrom Ejiba, Ondo, Nigeria

You are very porous!!!. Next time try to learn how to hide your identity, it is for your safety.

Please read this message http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/your-facebook-profile-could-get-you-the-sack.html.

Learn how to manage your indentity, you are first person I see on face book that ever use his full name on nairaland. Man be smart.

walemoses2:
Ogunrodo and lonamy should be investigated,their main job is scamming and i strongly beleive,they will be caught in less than no time in Jesus name.

Hun un new comer, I can see that you are very new to Nairaland, that is why you take things so seriously as if the end of your world has come, LOL.
Anyways, you are entitled to your own opinion, you can go and tell EFCC, ICPC, SSS, or anyother institution to come and investigate. "a to o le" Oni ranu omo.

I am one of the Nigerians that support fuel Subsidy removal. I know well that it is going to be very hard initially, but in the long run we will enjoy the dividends.

I believe GEJ meant well for the nation, the fuel subsidy gains had enriched few people in this country, that is why we have millions of jobless youthful Nigerians.

It is true that we are not sure the government will implement all their promises, that is politicians for you. But I believe that Goodluck is a different specie in Nigeria political terrain. From the periods of his election to the throne, the ways he handled INEC and made them absolutely autonomous, made me to see a lot of sincerity in this man. I want to imploy everybody to give this man the benefit of doubt, he is not Nigeria messiah yes I know, but his moves are divine, his thoughts and sincerity are obviously graced by the good God of heaven.

People thought GEJ is a coward, he is very quiet and very weak, but the man has a lot of intrinsic surprises and I was not surprised to see soldiers on the streets of Lagos. Nigerians love their lives, no one will like to lay his live for others to live so everybody ran back to their mother's breast. LOL. Goodluck, good suprice.

The only surprise I am waiting for is the release of the names of those involved in the subdisy saga, and those who have used the opportunity to looooot Nigeria treasury to be brought to book and punished.

I want to see those untouchable, sacred cows beeing punished and detained. Then, I will continue to believe in the capacity and ability of Mr President.

lighternote:
a year soon over n d case will b officially,legally closed. do something now

dont panic, u will get ur letter soon if u are qualified. nobody is filling any gap, dont let ur assumption send unwanted panic to the house. everybody is following up on the activities in the towers. just relax babe

GenBuhari:
Thank you for your efforts to rescue our country from these bunch of PDP criminals.

Happy 69th birthday and I wish at least 69 more healthy years!!

I believe you are very close ro General. Tell him to get ready to rule Nigeria from year 2012, because GEJ is going to be removed.
There issues on ground that will cause lots of trouble for GEJ, from the point of lack of direction and listening to some foreign influences who are set to destroy nigeria for the sake of their political gain. The problem is that GEJ will not listen to correction and so will lead to his destruction, but I pray it will not happen.

If it happens, GMB will take over the realm of affairs, but tell him to talk to the BOKO HARAms to sheat their sword, because that may cost Buhari himself his life. And he should remove his chronic idea of Islamising Nigeria, because that was what removed him in the office in the first place. He wanted to, but the Christains discovered and they prayed and God used mistake made by his government and that of Idi-Agbon against Abiola Kasimawo, who was also a Muslim, to end their government.

That same God is there to kill him if he dare make the mistake again. Bust most especially, he has to stop Boko Haram activities.

Thanks

paint:
I have been informed to Just face my current job. Situation is dicey. If they call us fine, otherwise lets look 4 other opportunities.

@paint, do you think you are serious at all? Don't give hopefuls HBP, many people have hope in this matter that it is done. Why this information?
Probing is a constant matter, even JEG needs to be probed but that should not stop other people's progress. Do you know that there is a need for you to fly higher that is why the probe is important.
Some people need to go with the probe so that so can move up fast in your career.

Stop panicking, it is well.

@bebrief, @paint. You are both right. Paint remember you said resumption 4 March and bebrief is saying letter will be out by mid-December, meanwhile SilaV had said this week which is actually mid-December. So, if letter are sent out now December, between now and March, Medical Test and other required processes will be completed before full resumption and the fortunate ones would have received their employment letters in thier hands.

Happy expectation to all, and congratulations.

Be hopeful, relent not in your prayers, your letters of Joy are coming. Believe, next year is your year of Waves of Glory, when God will do A New Thing in your life.

If you believe shout HALELLUYAH!!!!!!!!!!!

@obowumi, This your userid na wa o. I be wan know, you be yoruba person? from the little yoruba me I understand obo=virgi nal, wumi=I love. Does your userid means I love Vigin al?
Man, have a change of mind o. Prophet TB joshua don prophesy say third world war they come, if it comes in our generation, try change your ways so that you can make heaven.

I know that you will abuse me, but I don talk my own, on the fact that if you are doing what your userid dipicts, please bro accept Jesus and have that thing you say you love.

God bless you.

I am 100% convinced that God no longer need Obama in power anymore, that is why God raised the anti same sex bill in Nigeria to make Obama make this serious mistake that will cost him second term in the office.

My God that uses the foolish things of the world to confound the wise. Obama is gone, you will see what will happen in the next election.

kayci_d77:
Hey buddy do u know how much i spend just to be on NL,  Anyway I just want to confirmed that the pix posted here is Seun, all this HISTORY of SEUN you r giving here is irrelevant and its for story-land

hey Dog Trainner, how are yoru dogs doing LOL.

Well I am sorry if I have giving you more story than you desired, I'm sorry but that is SEUN in actual reality.

Sorry Nigger.

dammytosh:
[size=14pt]Creative enterpreneur ? are u kidding me ? !!!! .

How many people are employed to maintain SMF Forum scripts. We celebrate mediocrity in Nigeria a lot. What award has Mark won ? Creative Enterpreneur my foot.

High Traffic Forum owner award is fine but nothing creative except we are afraid of our nairaland account being deleted. [/size]

@dammytosh. I don't know who you are in the world of IT, but even if you are a programmer or die in the wood coder, and to your coding is a child's play, as long as your work does not have influence large number of people like Nairaland touches almost all spheres of live, you can not be celebrated for anything.

Yes I know seun may not be making money from his nairaland but he has immortalised himself forever, his name will be known in the Digital World forever,because his job can never die.
And watch very soon, this nairaland site will be valued for several millions of dollars, that is when you will know that Seun is a real celebrity. It is a matter of time, just watch!!!

kayci_d77:
I tot the Seun I know is older and uglier than the pix am seeing here , abi my money don clean up this guy

How much do you have to seun to clean him up? Seun is a fine boy from time being and does not lack parental attention, his mother used to come to OAU Ife to look for him and see how well he is doing. Seun is well cared for. He is 6ft tall, slim (then don't know now) and light in complexion.

The only issue with seun is that he is too shy for my liking. He may not go for that award because he does not like showing up in the public. But I pray he will go for the award because he is very eligible to win the award.

folusegun:
Please house,wats up about these people(brasscomoil)??

are they real?

Use google.com to know who they are?

Chiori:
Exam Fraud: It’s A Set Up –rep’s Aide

Less than 24 hours after Daily Sun broke the story, Hon. Onyejeocha allegedly mobilized an aide to storm Umuahia over the matter.
The aide has contacted the local government chairman, Mr. Dan Okoli; leadership of Abia State Criminal Investigation Department (CID) and the state’s Commissioner of Police.

Reliable sources told Sunday Sun that the aide first met with Mr. Okoli, who in turn took him to top officials of the State CID and the CP on Friday.
“Hon. Onyejeocha has already mobilized one of her top aides in Abuja to Umuahia over the matter. She sent a man from Abuja on Friday, who met with Dan Okoli and the State CID. Later, they went to meet the CP and stayed there till 6p.m.

“Thereafter, they lodged at Eastern Comfort Hotel, Umuahia. But we are watching and waiting,” the source said.
On Thursday, Chetachi Obi, aide to the lawmaker representing the Isuikwuato/Umunneochi Federal Constituency, was arrested for allegedly writing the ongoing Nov/Dec NABTEB examination for her boss.
But she claimed her arrest was a set up by political opponents of her boss.

Obi and the examination invigilator were arrested at Unique Comprehensive High School, Isuochi, following a tip-off from those who alleged that Obi had been writing the examination for the lawmaker daily since November 10.
However, the police in Abia State Criminal Investigation Department (CID) have said investigation into the arrest of Obi was ongoing.
A team of policemen from the command would be dispatched to the Benin office of the National Business and Technical Examinations Board this week to find out if the honourable member registered for the examination or not.
Impeccable police source, who pleaded anonymity, disclosed yesterday that since the examination body had no office in Abia, the command would dispatch a team to Benin, which is the board’s headquarters, to cross-check issues regarding the allegation against Obi, who has been released on bail.

“We don’t want to be seen trading words with the suspect. This is not the first paper she is writing the examination. You know politicians; they are only trying to launder their image.
“We are still investigating the matter. NABTEB has no office in the state. We will go to Benin on working days to carry on with the investigation,” our source said.
Meanwhile, Obi, who briefed journalists in Umuahia, claimed she was called by an unknown person to come to the Unique Comprehensive High School centre for the examination, and was arrested by policemen, who took her to the State CID, Umuahia.

She said those who saw what was going on between her and the police even thought she was being kidnapped.
“What happened two days ago was unfortunate. The incident made me understand how desperate people who want to be in power can be. I was in ABSU, where I was doing my registration for a Law admission I gained when somebody called me that I had an urgent message from my boss. I went as the person asked me to come to the examination centre at Unique Comprehensive High School. When I got there, somebody came out from the hall and asked me if I am Onyejenze and I asked if there was any problem, and they asked me to wait. They said they were there for me and that I should give them my car key, which I obeyed under threat, and they took me to Umunneochi police station in their white Mercedes Benz car, from where they took me to State CID Umuahia.

“There, I was shown a letter from the Commissioner of Police said to have been written by Isuochi people against my boss. When I asked to see the petitioner, they refused to show me and said it was a high profile case in which two elephants are fighting and that I would be the grass. I was refused bail on Thursday and was granted bail on Friday between 5:30 and 6p.m. Those who arrested me are DSP Onyemauche and one officer from Legal Department of State CID,” Obi said.

She threatened to take the police and all the newspapers that publicized the allegation to court for redress.
She stated that her boss did not enter for any NABTEB examination, having obtained her WASC, Diploma and Master’s degree from Imo State University.

http://newnigerianpolitics.com/2011/12/04/exam-fraud-it%E2%80%99s-a-set-up-%E2%80%93rep%E2%80%99s-aide/

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This is a BLATANT LIE


I was in ABSU, where I was doing my registration for a Law admission I gained when somebody called me that I had an urgent message from my boss. I went as the person asked me to come to the examination centre at Unique Comprehensive High School. When I got there, somebody came out from the hall and asked me if I am Onyejenze and I asked if there was any problem, and they asked me to wait.[/size]

If someone called you that you have a message from your boss, don't you have your boss's phone number to confirm if it was true? Besides wouldn't your boss have called you to give you information about the message she has for you. And are you so stupid to have fell so cheaply to the hands of people like that, what of if they were kidnappers.

Obi, you are very silly