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Jobs/VacanciesWhat Type Of Questions Can Be Expected For Software Developer Interview by lonamy(op): 12:43am On Apr 21, 2016
Dear all Nairalanders,

Please, if you are called to attend Interview for a software development role in an Oil and Gas company, what type of questions are expected. If you have attended one before how was it, could you please share your experience.

If you have sample questions and answers, could you upload it to Nairaland for download?

Please, any help from anybody will be highly appreciated.

Thank you very much, GREAT family.
PoliticsRe: 2019: PDP Zones President To North, VP Goes To South East by lonamy: 4:46pm On Apr 15, 2016
PDP has missed it very BIG this time around. So, South Easterners can never be President in this country again?.
Car TalkRe: Is It Ok To Drive This Car As A Lady(photo)? by lonamy: 4:43pm On Mar 11, 2016
halima83:
I want to buy this Nissan Almera but is mostly used by taxi men in Abuja here.

Though the one i want to buy is with two door.

Please advise, is it ok as a lady to drive the car because I dont want a situation where people will be stopping me on the road thinking it is a taxi.
Your reason is tenable. Don't use it as a woman. Go and buy another car. It is not too good to perceive a woman as a taxi driver when she is not. Go and buy Gulf 2.0 if you really need a small car.

Thanks.
BusinessRe: Top 5 Richest Nigerians According To Forbes by lonamy: 10:06am On Mar 02, 2016
MadCow1:
Interesting how no Igbo Man ever makes the Forbes list.



grin


Anyone care to explain why?
The list is talking about Richest Men in Nigeria, Not Richest men in Biafra Republic.

In Biafra Republic, you will see Anyi Uba, Orji Uzor Kalu and the rest.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Job Vacancies For IT Graduates by lonamy(op): 8:53am On Feb 24, 2016
babawere:
Can B.Sc Sociology holder apply?
Try your luck.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Job Vacancies For IT Graduates by lonamy(op): 11:20pm On Feb 23, 2016
Olusharp:
what type of job?
Information Technology related job in Lagos.
Jobs/VacanciesUrgent Job Vacancies For IT Graduates by lonamy(op): 3:32pm On Feb 23, 2016
Please, this is not a scam at all. It came to me to urgently get CVs of IT graduates. From 2 years experience or less and also if you are still a corper but interested, kindly send your CV to sao2006@gmail.com or bioscomsoft@yahoo.com.

Please, send it today 23-02-2016.

PLEASE, THIS IS VERY URGENT. You may be fortunate to get this job.

God bless you.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by lonamy: 9:40pm On Jul 16, 2013
Aggrippa: in the first place peeps from niger delta are generally and constantly denied admission into universities to study engineering...in most they have to change their state their state of origin to northern state before they are taken seriously....this is carefully calculated effort to emasculate this people...very cruel and barbaric
I don't believe you. there are cut off marks for any course you want to study, you can't expect to be given admission for elect-elect while you scored 180 in JAMB. and no engineering course will take anything less than 240 and above from you. so how many from niger delta score above 300 marks in waec. how many of them have won award from waec neco or jamb.

I keep repeating this problem is fundamental, you can't blame ur woes on shell or another iocs. you need to go back to the drawing board and re strategies your society.

JAMB uses educationally less developed states to give admission to students, but from my middle belt region we don't even have anybody to take the slot, but the Yoruba people have more than 1000 people for that single slot. so what are talking about. lets go back to our communities and talk to ourselves. lets carry out scientific and statistical studies why yorubas are everywhere preferred than we from other regions.

I have taken it upon myself to be an evangelist of message of community progress, sensitising youths in my areas in gboko what to do and be relevant in all strata of live. see, the kind of idiotic things that happen in port harcourt is very barbaric and shameful especially when it comes to land sales, you begin to think if these our brothers have human blood flowing through them at all.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by lonamy: 9:15pm On Jul 16, 2013
ilugunboy: False sense of entitlement....a wrong believe that that resources is in their backyard and therefore deserve the offer of first refusal for vacant positions in oil coys..whether qualified for such or not.

It's stiff and brutal competition out there in the oil and gas industry for the few available job openings..but unfortunately most of these local-people are not well equipped for such competition...
that is the truth, but how do we get these folks to understand this simple truth.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by lonamy: 4:38pm On Jul 16, 2013
ocelot2006: I got to work with these youths once during my internship with SPDC, and i'll say this: some of them are LAZY BUMS (that's right, I said). Rather than use the rare oppourtunity given to them to build on their technical skills, they preferred to turn up at their duty posts only when the monthly salaries are paid.
very lazy my dear.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by lonamy: 4:34pm On Jul 16, 2013
ibiso1986: guy, I'm from rivers.. Though its true that some youths don't have the qualities, but not all, the ones that have the qualities don't fight for their right.. Have they tried interviewing some educated peeps from the riverrine part of rivers state that experienced colonisation.. U just might be surprised.. Chikena
you are very correct. I know some of jumbo family, I have watched the interview of a prince of opobo, I find it difficult to understand what has happened to the educational decay, massively, to this region. the colonial era people you talked about experienced quality education, and that's is what I'm talking about. I did not say all are the same, of course I've met people from south south that are exceptional,but my issue is that it is very low. it is expected to be very high.

I really love what amaechi has done so far especially in the educational sector of rivers state, the beautiful schools and the rapid development. if peter odili did 10% of what amaechi did by now rivers should have become a little London in Nigeria but what do we have, waste and hatred to the performing governor. a lot need to be done. we need to go back to correct the foundation but unfortunately shell may have left port harcourt before this fundamental decredence would have been addressed. sorry dear.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by lonamy: 4:08pm On Jul 16, 2013
the lecturers in the universities such as uniport are not helping matters. by demanding money for marks from guys and pussy for grades from girls, they are gradually spoiling the future of these people, that is why they are not employable. the school didn't really pass through them, because what it takes to have 2-1 is money and pussy.

if you don't sleep with lecturer no NYSC, if you don't pay you can't graduate. all I need to do is to gain admission, do business make money to settle my lecturers, why wasting time sitting down to listen to any boring lecturer.

when I graduate with 2-1 I will get a job.


I have this question for you guys, why do you sell your job slots to Yoruba people. there are jobs meant for the community in the oil and gas but you go ahead selling the jobs to more than 3 people. eventhoug the job may be contract job initially, but most of those jobs were converted to full staff jobs after few years. I think you have sold your birth right long ago.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by lonamy: 3:57pm On Jul 16, 2013
lets solve this simple mathematics. shell is an engineering company. engineering gtaduates are required. please who can get us statistics of Nigerian graduates over the past ten years and how many engineering graduates with minimum of 2-2 are from each geopolitical zone. I'm from the middle belt, I can bet you 70% will come from south west and south east.


so do you expect shell to employ political scientist to do well engineering jobs. think, think, think.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by lonamy: 3:21pm On Jul 16, 2013
worldmoney: you must be very stupid calling the people from south-south dull, you product of a leaking condom. i have seen very intelligent people from the south-south unemployed while stupid/foolish yoruba's like yourself are employed and you want the people to keep quiet so u can keep 0n during the wonderful work u are doing, for your information gone are the days when the yoruba's are the only intelligent people in Nigeria. i know self centered fools like yourself will employ a contract staff to do a job while you keep the job for your brother who is yet to get his bsc
I never said you are dull, but if you say so I agree, at least a very good example is the president you produced. if a president from your region, with PHd, as he claimed to have been educated, everything from uniport then the kind of education in the south south is questionable.

but come to think of it, I tot you guys derive more income from bunkering. LOL. don't worry your fight will soon be over. point of correction, I'm not from yoruba, I'm from the middle belt but I rwalised that you south south people have very bad mind against the Yoruba people. there is nothing you can do about their excellence. god has blessed them he has blessed them. try and see what they are doing right and copy from them. Biko.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by lonamy: 2:12pm On Jul 16, 2013
what really surprised me is the fact that, these angry youths don't have what it takes to be employed. they don't have quality education, the kind of education in the south south is amazing.
ordinary shl test they can not pass, even the few that try to scape cut off marks, you will vomit while interviewing them, they don't have the qualities, imaging what they are fighting for, that is to show their level of intellegence.

well shell is already planning to sell off her assets in port harcourt as they did in warri and warri is now a ghost town. I think in another 2-3 years shell must have completed all the sales of her assets and move to Lagos finally. this call by the youths is a catalyst to shell's plan to leave port harcourt. youths you are fighting the battle you can never win, instead go back to your elders and ask what they did to the money they could have used to give you the quality education that could have made you employeable anywhere in the world. to be very frank with you, you don't have the qualities, shikenah.
PoliticsRe: Soyinka Is An Embarrassment To His Admirers – Patience Jonathan by lonamy: 9:13am On Jul 13, 2013
patience Jonathan is a big embarrassment to this nation. it is high time we constitutionally define the roles of president's wife and educational qualification required before the wife of or any of the wives of anyone who is the president can assume the position.
the level of illeteracy found in the last two first ladies in this country is amazing and disgracing. patience is an embodiment of an illiterate. bullshit.
HealthRe: 67-Yr-Old Man Carries 7 Bags Of Cement In Gombe by lonamy: 8:20am On Jun 28, 2013
Lori le odi Gombe, Odi Gombe. I pity this man he just shorthened his life span by attempting that stunt. I pray no Naira Lander posts his obituary very soon.
Christianity EtcRe: Redeem Church Acquires Camp In The USA by lonamy: 8:03am On Jun 24, 2013
Kollywolly12: 10, 000sits=1millionsit cheap propanganda
You are very low up there.. Think, read and digest properly.
Nairaland GeneralNaked And Runs Mad After Confessing To Using Mortuary Water To Cook In Restauran by lonamy(op): 4:29pm On Jun 21, 2013
Big Madam Got Naked and Runs Mad After Confessing To Using Mortuary Water To Cook In Restaurant

A woman who is the owner of a popular buka in Portharcourt confessed last Saturday to using diabolical means to entice customers, as well as take their “destinies.”

According to eye witnesses, the woman, who is from Akwa Ibom, suddenly ran mad while at her buka located at Aleto in Eleme Local Government area of Port-Harcourt, Rivers state.
They say she suddenly started acting bizarre, tore her clothes and started confessing how she employed diabolical means for the growth of her business. more pics after cut..

In her confession, she said she mixes water used to bathe corpses with her food, as well as water from her private part and menstruation blood. She said she did all these to attract customers whose “destinies” she used for the growth of her business and riches.

She then ran around town unclad, confessing her atrocities, appearing to have lost her sanity.
The news of her confession spread around the area, and some of her customers (including Okada men) and angry onlookers descended on her and gave her the beating of her life, before Police men intervened and took her away.

PoliticsRe: How Alamieyeseigha And Silva Looted Bayelsa Treasury? by lonamy: 9:12am On Jun 19, 2013
Lagos state ranks highest in Foreign Debt

$'000,000
Lagos $611.20
Kaduna $215.60
Cross River $113
Ogun state $102
Oyo $76.60
Katsina $74.60
Bauchi $67.10
Osun $62.70
Kano $61.70
Akwa Ibom $61.60
Imo $51.90
Ondo $51.80
Enugu $50
Kebbi $47.80
Kwara $45.50
Edo $42.70
Ebonyi $41.50
Nassarawa $36.90
Rivers $36.60
Ekiti $36.10
Abia state $35.90
Kogi $33.80
Jigawa $33.60
Gombe $31.70
Adamawa $30.20
Niger $29.70
Benue $28.40
Bayelsa $28
Anambra $26.70
Bornu $24.10
Plateau $21.90
Delta $18.90
Christianity EtcRe: Missing Child From Winners Church Found Two Years After by lonamy: 11:37am On Jun 17, 2013
Pastor Kun: Thank God the girl as been found, to God be the glory and may his name be praised forever more.

PS: but why are these pentecostal churches always eager to give the credit to their leaderhuh Must every good development be seen as a marketing opportunity for their brand. One would have thought as christians they ought to give all glory to God as God does not share his glory with any man. Btw Oyedepo chasing the kidnapper with a sword in his dreams sounds occultic to me and not the way the holy spirit would operate.
Are you sure you read your bible very well. Are the ways of God your ways or His thought your thought? You are too mundane in your reasoning. Holy Spirit can manifest in deiverse ways. You are sha looking for ways to discredit the Man of God. You better becareful.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi's Schools In Port Harcourt by lonamy: 11:33am On Jun 17, 2013
playmode: [size=15pt]Thank you for bringing this wonderful information to our notice.I never knew Amechi did this much.I am very impressed with the quality of the construction.These buildings are well constructed and way better than the rubbish schools which Mimiko built in Ondo state which looks like they are slanted.

Now can someone please show us what Jonathan built when he was Governor of bayelsa state.Surely our "prestigious" President greatly improved the lives of bayelsans hence hwy they supported him and voted for him en masse. Please show us photographic evidence of roads,hospital and schools that Jonathan built as the Governor of bayelsa. I expect unsincere 9gerian to address this question asap.
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This is the time for seun to use the power of Nairaland to make more money from government.
Look at the good work Amechi is doing. I know that Amechi is really working, because I have been living in PHC for some times now, I know what the roads used to be and the kind of quality roads we have now in port harcourt.

To be very frank, Amechi has done great works in PHC. But seun, you need to communicate NL to government like Amechi people who want to show to the millions of Nigerians their good work and ask them to pay, publicity is part of their budget, you can make good morning from this.
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Lost Most Of Her Pastor From Steven Akinola To Olu Itiola. Tell What by lonamy: 11:17am On Jun 11, 2013
Jettage: Do you Know of any other Church in Nigeria that lost most of her members like Deeper Life Bible Church?
Why the exodus?
Have you been part of the History of Deeper Life? Do you know anyone who was offended and left?
We are compilling a Book of Her History, sourcing information that are relevant, if you know so much, we can contact you.
I have heard that many Pastors in Nigeria left Deeper Christian Life Ministry to start their Churches, it seems to me that Deeper Life had a great impact on several Pastor, I don’t know how true, but I heard that Pastor Tunde Bakare Left deeper life to start Latter Rain, That Steven Akinola of Port Harcourt also was a member of Deeper Life and that Pastor Alfred Itiowe was also a strong member of Deeper Life, Is it also True that DK Olukoya of Mountain of Fire left Deeper life also, Dr. Ransomed Bello left from Kaduna, there are several others who made the list, People like Lawon of Ibadan, Pastor Shafe of Cross River, Itiola of USA one other man from London whose name I cannot remember
Is it true, that the church Punish people with Transfer and subsequently make them irrelevant after they have served, is it true that they are not well catered for like Bishop Oyedepo does to his Pastors,
My point is, why are they leaving deeper life? I haerd that Deeper life lost several members to other churches just as many churches lost members to Deeper life in the 70s
Can you give names of other members of Deeper Life that you know who left in any country state of the world to start their own church.
The mass exodus from Deeper life is not same with Reedem Christian Church and do you think the Church was fair with all of the people who left
Tell me what you know about Deeper life from your own end and let us do the book together
You must be a very lazy fellow. You want to write a book by collecting junks, unconnected information from NL busy buddies. Yo must be joking. This is not how to write books. Yo may need to buy all the tapes produced by each of these ministries and listen to them. Like Pastor Adeboye used to talk much about the ministry from inception. You also may need to join these churches for a period of time, mingle with the worshippers and ask them questions that you need.

Don't grab useless information from NL and say you have written a book, people that know the history will rain curses on you. Don't collect curses for your next generation, do a proper work.

Thank you Lazy fellow.
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Lost Most Of Her Pastor From Steven Akinola To Olu Itiola. Tell What by lonamy: 11:17am On Jun 11, 2013
Jettage: Do you Know of any other Church in Nigeria that lost most of her members like Deeper Life Bible Church?
Why the exodus?
Have you been part of the History of Deeper Life? Do you know anyone who was offended and left?
We are compilling a Book of Her History, sourcing information that are relevant, if you know so much, we can contact you.
I have heard that many Pastors in Nigeria left Deeper Christian Life Ministry to start their Churches, it seems to me that Deeper Life had a great impact on several Pastor, I don’t know how true, but I heard that Pastor Tunde Bakare Left deeper life to start Latter Rain, That Steven Akinola of Port Harcourt also was a member of Deeper Life and that Pastor Alfred Itiowe was also a strong member of Deeper Life, Is it also True that DK Olukoya of Mountain of Fire left Deeper life also, Dr. Ransomed Bello left from Kaduna, there are several others who made the list, People like Lawon of Ibadan, Pastor Shafe of Cross River, Itiola of USA one other man from London whose name I cannot remember
Is it true, that the church Punish people with Transfer and subsequently make them irrelevant after they have served, is it true that they are not well catered for like Bishop Oyedepo does to his Pastors,
My point is, why are they leaving deeper life? I haerd that Deeper life lost several members to other churches just as many churches lost members to Deeper life in the 70s
Can you give names of other members of Deeper Life that you know who left in any country state of the world to start their own church.
The mass exodus from Deeper life is not same with Reedem Christian Church and do you think the Church was fair with all of the people who left
Tell me what you know about Deeper life from your own end and let us do the book together
You must be a very lazy fellow. You want to write a book by collecting junks, unconnected information from NL busy buddies. Yo must be joking. This is not how to write books. Yo may need to buy all the tapes produced by each of these ministries and listen to them. Like Pastor Adeboye used to talk much about the ministry from inception. You also may need to join these churches for a period of time, mingle with the worshippers and ask them questions that you need.

Don't grab useless information from NL and say you have written a book, people that know the history will rain curses on you. Don't collect curses for your next generation, do a proper work.

Thank you Lazy fellow.
CelebritiesRe: Saka Porting To MTN Was A Mistake - Etisalat Boss by lonamy: 6:53pm On Jun 07, 2013
kaorama: 'SAKA' exhibited an attitude that is common with his people. Backstabing!
abeg stop that thing. do you want to work and be under pay for life. if you have opportunity to work for Mtn with a better pay, won't you port there? saka you have taken better decision, now you are better prised.
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Share Photos Of Her Cars On Instagram by lonamy: 12:13pm On Jun 03, 2013
I don't know steff NA high ranking police officer. your eyes don blind finish to read sey the range rover carry police plate number. seun, please you have to upgrade nairaland code to filter mumu from this our web space.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Jonathan - I Will Fight Back In 2015 by lonamy: 11:33am On Jun 03, 2013
CLASSMAN: i day laugh ooooooooooooooooo, Jona better not toy with OBJ
my guy NA so I don advice am o.
CelebritiesRe: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by lonamy: 11:06am On Jun 03, 2013
Kslib: What an irony!! See you wey carry face like wetin dem dey use pursue children go sleep for night...
lol, lol, lol, lol, lol.... you are a bad guy. you mean that guy be ojuju calabar. lol lol lol
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Jonathan - I Will Fight Back In 2015 by lonamy: 9:34am On Jun 03, 2013
Sealeddeal: Whoever wins PDP presidential primary wins the presidential election. GEJ,being in total control of PDP machinery,need not entertain any fear as he will effortlessly defeat any candidate that will stand against him in 2015 PDP presidential primary election. Therefore,OBJ's plan to fight back is a mere boast that will never materialise into a noticeable struggle to scuttle GEJ's 2nd term bid.
you sound so naive about the power that rules Nigeria. who is Jonathan? does he have any military background? what are his political antecedents?, who is his father. let wait and see come 2015. if obj says he is fighting back go and ask others who had entered objs black book what happened to them. Obj is a very dangerous man don't mess with him, he does not have forgiving spirit. if he says he is removing Jonathan, consider Jonathan gone. if Jonathan is proving stubborn he can kill him spiritually. and when he is dead who is contesting presidency, a dead man?


GEJ should stop being a child.
RomanceRe: I Have intimate Urge For My Cousin by lonamy: 10:30am On May 31, 2013
You had better gone for deliverance. If you do that, you place a curse upon yourself and if a baby comes from that inordinate affection, you also put a curse on another generation.

Tell that you cousin to close her private part. Why won't she resist you, she must be an agent of the devil and you also must be very careful.
CelebritiesRe: Pasuma Attacked By Armed Robbers, Range Rover Snatched. by lonamy: 4:36pm On May 29, 2013
oloriooko: Whenever I use recharge cards, I do not give a hoot whose bloody face is on it.
I say again, who the hell is this lousy guy?
you must be one of the thieves that attacked pasuma. you sound very suspecious. olorioko ko oloro odo ni.
olodo.
Christianity EtcRe: Healings And The Gift Of Healing In The Church by lonamy: 12:57am On May 27, 2013
christemmbassey: Some people are saying that there is nothing like healing and the gift of healing in the church today. But the bible says- "and these rigns shall follow them that believe......18......., they will lay hands on the sick and they will recover" (Mark 16:17-18.

Please no abuse or name calling, lets listen to Paul in 2tim2:24-26 and Titus 3:2-6. Lets set the ball rolling- and God bless.
I don't know why we call ourselves Christian and don't behae like one. even if it is God that gave a pastor the power to heal there is no need publicising it on the media, the anoiting can speak for itseft. if the thing is really there people will look for it.


when Jesus heals, he used to tell the recepient not to tell anybody who healed them, but in this part of the world you begin to see posters everywhere. many people
will face judgement in heaven.

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