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I heard March 2019 before oooo. Well done to Dangote, my adopted uncle.

A step in the right direction. We will continue to pray for the peace of the nation as children of God

Even the bible said "Although we are in the world, we are not of the world"

8. Lonelydora


The list won't be complete without mentioning lonelydora. Lonelydora is one of God's children. He is a graduate and also a celebrity. Infact, many people look unto Lonelydora's father for favour and blessings.

That @aquila_olaniyi is a funny dude.



But Buhari is working shaa

We were discussing this issue yesterday somewhere. You see, both men and women should 'do' as their stamina or system can carry them.

As long as 'Longest lasting Man' award is not on Guinness Book of World Records OR it's not a sport in Olympics, whether you last 30seconds or 24 hours on top, i no send.

As long as your spouse is satisfied and cums, you are the bomb. You guys should not kill someone's daughter or son.

All these 'Buruntashi' and Viagra no dey help.

Evablizin:



I cannot come and kill myself,they will make peace tomorrow.

My dear, I'm telling you.

To kill a dog, give it a bad name. All na wash.

Atiku has won already

Tubaba

We haven't produced the ordinary pencil APC promised us in 2018, it's nuclear technology they want to deploy. Buhari that don't even know the technology used in Ganduje's bribe video is talking about technology.


Chai...these people think we are all vegetables like the Daura samanja

Ok

Emmzy201:
My birthday was yesterday 21st of January which was supposed to be a very happy day for me ended up in me being depressed right now.

I met this girl at a mall seven months ago and it was love at first sight, she was the first girl I would ever love and give my whole heart to, she acted really nice and very caring and I also made sure she never lacked anything and we've never had any arguments till now. This girl told me she was a virgin and would like to remain one till marriage and I have always respected her decision, I have not even thought of going down there at all since we started dating and was even happy to have found a good wife material.

Fast-forward to yesterday which was my birthday, I received many mails from friends and family congratulating me and I saw this particular strange mail. I wanted to open it then but left it and replied other mails. I later checked the mail and what I saw almost made me die of heart attack.

The mail contained nude pictures, pictures of her having s*x with a guy that his face was blurred and screenshots of s*x chats of my supposed girlfriend. This was the girl that was supposed to help me out in organizing the party and she took an excuse from me to see someone, she was even the first person to wake me up with an SMS and a call. I didn't know how I found myself on the floor crying. How will I be able to handle depression that's eating me up quickly.
I need advice in other not to do something silly to myself or the girl, even sniper now looks attractive, am on the verge of running crazy now.

Ignore my typos and other mistakes please

At the bolded, sorry to say this....you are very foo.lish


Because of a girl? You are having suicidal thoughts. How old are you?

Atiku has won already. All of us in Rivers state are Atikulated.

Chai...he had the premonition. If he was a traditionalist, he wouldn't have boarded that plane.

You see that small plane? I hate it with passion. It looks fake and toy-ish. Why didn't he use the likes of bombardier and co. I pray he's found.

Fuckuignos:
Tip: If you ever have to park in a city at night, park in front of a bank. They're always lit up and have cameras everywhere.

Sounds funny but true

Just imagine



Meanwhile,

IYANGBALI:
Eyaaaaaaaaa, he is gradually packing up

Exactly. Once these small small clubs start buying someone, just know it's almost time for the person.

That was how Okocha found himself in Israel before returning finally to Nigeria.

Innocent, Prince and Lee are Universal names.

I knew they are afonjas





Igbo amaka

A very good step in the right direction. They shouldn't be cowards. Afterall, uniformed men in Nigeria do not possess better guns than street boys.

nelsonebby:
I so much hate this particular plane.

Not only you. It looks cheap and fake

babecode:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday met behind closed doors with members of the National Council of State at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

The meeting started at 11.a.m prompt at the Council Chamber.

The meeting comprises of past presidents and heads of state, Chief Justices of Nigeria (CJN), leadership of the National Assembly, state governors among others.

Those at the meeting on Tuesday included former Head of Interim National Government, Ernest Shonekan, Olusegun Obasanjo, Abdulsalami Abubakar, Goodluck Jonathan.

As soon as he arrived at the Council chamber, Buhari went round to have a handshake with some of the past leaders including Obasanjo.

Obasanjo also offered the opening Christian prayer while Mohammed Uwais said the Muslim prayer.

One minute silence was observed in honour of former President Shehu Shagari, and late CJNs Aloysius Katsina Alu and Idris Kutigi

Former Heads of State Yakubu Gowon, Ibrahim Babangida and former CJN Mariam Muktar sent apologises for their absence at the meeting.

Others at the meeting on Tuesday the Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, Senate President, Bukola Saraki, former CJN Mohammed Uwais.

State governors at the meeting included Osun, Kebbi, Zamfara Plateau, Ebonyi, Adamawa, Edo, Lagos, Niger, Borno, Ogun, Ekiti, and Kogi.

Deputy State governors at the meeting included Bauchi Deputy, Kaduna Deputy, and Rivers Deputy,

Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Head of Service, Winifred Oyo-Ita, National Security Adviser, Babagana Monguno, FCT Minister, Mohammed Bello and Minister of Labour, Chris Ngige.

Without listing the details of the agenda during the opening session, the Secretary to the Government of the Federations, Boss Mustapha said that the meeting will discuss five-point agenda

But issues expected to be considered at the meeting included the National minimum wage, and confirmation of the appointment of the acting Inspector General of Police, Mohammed Adamu.

The forthcoming general elections and security of the nation are also expected to engage the attention of the Council of State.

The meeting was still in progress at the time of filing this report.

http://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-obasanjo-jonathan-others-meet-in-aso-rock/

This is where decisions about Nigeria is taken

Wait, is this fight still going on?

Famousbabe:
Baby almost killed as 2 Hausa women fight over gossiping. Exchange Serious Blows!

This trending video of two Hausa women who look like co-wives fighting while neglecting a baby has sparked outrage in Nigeria.


One of the women was carrying a baby when the fight ensued. Both women didn't care about the baby's life and went ahead with punching each other seriously.


Twitter user, Olubukola, shocked by the disturbing video asked:

"Ahn....ahn, is it that the woman carrying the baby didn't realize the baby fell or what? Abi, which kain devilish women are these?"

Watch the video here and see more reactions from Nigerians....

I always tell anyone who cares to listen. If you want to be polygamous, always marry 'odd' number of women. 'Even' number of women are troublesome

Dear Kings,

Have you seen the rough faces Foundation, Concealer, etc have been hiding from us? Please visit these girls early in the morning to ascertain the level of her beauty.

Thanks

From,
A concerned King.

Good luck to those that will apply

Which one is flawless, Op? The beauty of a woman is in her husband.

Linda, where is your husband?

Too many uniformed men killing innocent citizens in the country.

That community should embark on a reprisal tagged "Operation kill Custom Officers" and you will see how this nonsense will stop.

Instead of attacking the custom post, they are burning tyres, fear fear people.


And Yes! I believe in "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"

This is the problem with this millennia generation. They are never contended with their status. They want it big and very fast. That's why we have so much crime in the society

Why are so many people dying this January? The death is too much.

ImaIma1:
So from work, she goes to the market everyday, comes back and start prepping to cook and then cooking. Then she baths the kids.

What time does she sleep? Does she work close to home or run her own business? If she works on the island and stays on the mainland and gets back like 8-9pm, when does she go to the market to get fresh food to cook and when does she finish cooking?

We are in Port Harcourt not in that suffer-head city called Lagos

Good.

Magnus Abe is really teaching Amaechi a lesson. Don't under rate anyone