₦airaland Forum

libertyfather:
Why this forest? No place in the city to convert? At least it for the main time...or they want lion and tiger to troop out and chop quarantine pipu?

I believe you are an Indomie generation. Back in the days, there's something called "Leper's colony" where leprosy people are kept. Because of the high rate of contracting it, the colony is usually built far away from the city/village center.

Iyiataata92:
Ned Nwoko to the rescue.

Where Is Emami Ayiri? This is the time to show his love to his people.

Where is Tompolo?

Funny lots. Fumigating markets with those stuffs I'm seeing? An easy way to embezzle money. Ask the governor to show you how much was used to purchase those stuffs, you will see it's more than the money to acquire fumigation trucks.

What happened to acquiring fumigation trucks? Haven't you guys seen the trucks Ghana and other countries are using for fumigation?

KomonSense:
Mad government...

Filling stations are yet to comply with the first one and they're still reducing it again....

Why are we deceiving ourselves naa?

Reduce fuel to 80 naira , that will make sense...

Buy from a major marketer. If you don't buy from IPMAN filling station, they will reduce it by force

Useless lots. I expect to see a pump price of less than 60 naira.

I will not be cajoled into believing the government is helping us with this 123.5 naira per litre

sLentlover7778:
Oya FG should declare public holiday...for us to celebrate this victory...

The one you are on now, is it not enough?

fartkay:
so funny
but sha I am one of the exempted. essential service provider

Okay. God is your strength, bro.

Garrieveryday:
China should be sued for this world calamity

My thoughts too

Instead they will buy stuffs to help, just like Jack Ma did, knowing the kind of country we are in. They are donating money up and down.

Well, kudos to him.

Op, stay at home. Sit your fvcking a*s at home. You no dey hear word? Your life is more important than these pictures.

chino11:
You don't understand my predicament. I have enough cash right here, but the cash is now useless as there's no food, I mean cooked restaurant food or fast food meals. There's no restaurant nor fast food that is open right now in PH.

Come let's drink beer this evening.

Aa long as I have a bag of garri, packets of sugar, and Salt with Vitamin A, I am good.


Nothing dey happen. This too shall pass.

I keep saying it. If you don't know how to swim, you have no business going near any body of water.

For me, even if swimming pool for kids, I run fare away from it.

Well, RIP to them.

emeijeh:
The cabal must GO!

He's someone's father and uncle. Pray for him. Love your neighbor as yourself

No matter what, God's name will forever be praised

LordAzubuike:
Yeah Mercedes Benz and others. Benz is even better than koeniggsegg, lycan hyper, Aston Martin and the likes. Mumu

And as for world leaders using the brand , you're wrong. It's only used by leaders whose countries do not produce automobiles. You can't see the president of the USA using Mercedes. They'll rather use their own Ford. Countries who do not produce automobiles makes use of Benz because it's cheaper and easier to maintain when compared to other luxurious brands.


Mind you, Mercedes Benz is not a luxurious car.. I can call it semi luxurious. It's a car for average people who just what to have a taste of what luxury feels like.

And you can't talk without insult?

I can educate you on automobiles if you humble yourself. There are cars and there are super-cars. Let's leave it at that

You people should manage.

Na who dey alive dey do business or eat food

madridguy:
And someone is behind this shit, as in this is prepared with someone's brain inside the laboratory for the purpose known to them alone.

God help the human race.

God help Nigeria, protect Nigerians and heal our land. Ameen

China know exactly what they are doing.

Why didn't the virus get to Shanghai city, Russia, and North Korea?

wizzyrich:
We have to change our mindset towards certain professions.

Not every police or army officer collects bribe
Not every model is a prostitute
Not every female marketer sells her body
Not every female nurse sleeps around

Bro, I can say 90% of models and nurses are oloshos in disguise.

Governor Wike should hear this.

Las Las, they will die. Useless law makers.

COVID-19 should help us sanitize the red chambers.

One part of me is thanking this COVID-19 for it's help in showing the political elites how useless the hospitals are.

Very good. Let fresh blood enter

wunmi590:
Please nairalanders should pray for us

Pray for what?

Just doing your wedding, and next day you hear that many people who came for it should self-isolate? How will you now do your honeymoon?

Na person wey dey alive dey wed.

They should postpone it.

Na person wey dey alive dey do wedding.

If e don reach like this, then, I can authoritatively say Buhari is positive.

Corona virus or Hanta virus should do us a favour and penetrate the Red Chambers as it has penetrated Aso Rock

Ngozey:
I can’t keep this pregnancy we are both young and too young to get married. Am in ss3 he is in ss2. Please we are begging you in the name of God help us with remedies to remove this pregnancy and we promise not to sleep together anymore please

SS 3 and SS 2?

You guys don't have ordinary 15k for abortion?

Look for a way to scope your sister and get some money, and your bf should look for a way to scope his brother too. Alternatively, confess to your sister. She will be disappointed in you, but will find a solution.

I'm not supporting abortion, but you guys are too tender to go the family way. It may ruin both of you

You don't need to explain anything to anyone.

Nomanlike:
Good morning Nairalanders..

There's this gal I want to break up with. She has always been kind to me and we loved us. But the thing is I'm a graduate who's trying to put his life in order and I don't think I can afford anything called concrete relationship right now.

She's in 200 level and you all know how these students girlfriends can be especially when we are not assisting them financially.

At first I thought it was a fling until she got serious. I want to remain focused and not have any gal emotionally attached to me. I want to break up with her but the thing is she loves me so much (I know cos she let me read chats of niggas asking her out, picks every call if we are together and speaks with freedom and she tells niggas I'm the main guy)

She might not understand if I tell her the reason for break up is I want to stay fully focused and not think about my gal taking dick etc..
Brothers how best can I break this news to her ??!

Grow up, boy

Chamber2000:
Shut up your mouth. Just shut it. Stop promoting false information online

Go.and drink Agbo and you will be fine

You people should calm down.

This corona virus is just an acute malaria. Nothing more

Harrynight:


Is Possible, His existing cases of sickness killed him not necessarily COVID19

My thought too