₦airaland Forum

ajibola1979:
http://www.politico.ng/segun-oni-pdp-will-disgrace-apc-out-of-power/

Oga, We don't want both PDP and APC. We will try another party

StRichard:
Why can't the same FG return VAT to %5....thats the first thing they should have done if they are serious at all.

You dey mind them? Audio promise

nairafamedotcom:
https://punchng.com/boko-haram-targets-army-location-scores-killed/

Picture or I don't believe it.

Can you imagine? They should have been convicted too

Congratulations to them shaa but everybody is CEO in his or her house.

akinegba1:
Waste managers are trying their best, moving waste with baskets

You are not serious

Na who dey alive dey do banking


Stay home and safe, people

Na who dey alive dey do business

Stay home and safe, people

Ivimilly:
If you had an OND or NCE Diploma, you wouldn't have this miserable job that mandates you to come online and make a fool of yourself

You don't need to waste internet ink on that guy.

Na who dey alive dey graduate.

Stay home and safe people

Michelle55:
Not worth it... Just stick to one because one woman is enough problem already,why are you trying to die young by having massive heartaches?

PS: and if you must become polygamous, make it 3 instead of 2... Because when those two will gang up against you, the 3rd will snitch on them to become your top priority and favorite heard this secret from one baddest grandpa in my area

I have been saying it here too. Always marry an "odd" number of women, so that you can have peace of mind.

Tripitaka:
OP brace yourself. A lot of people will elect to guilt-trip you for choosing to abstain till after your wedding forgetting that it's a life filled with choices and you have made yours. Even the proponents of "virgin or nothing" will join in the hypocrisy.

The "pain" in first time sex is more psychological than physical. Actually it isn't supposed to hurt though it does for some people. You have to take it slow, calm her down, use a lot of lubricants and exercise a whole lot of patience, while we hope that there is no underlying medical comdition.Trust me, it can be frustrating and you may end up nutting before you gain entrance seeing that you're green.

That said, I'm curious as to how you told your parents-in-law about your inability to have sex with your wife. Did you say it in English or in your local dialect? Quite strange.

As in ehh!! Very strange oo.

Blessedone26:
Hi nairalanders,

I dated my wife for close to 8 years without sex, we went to same school. Though the decision of no sex before marriage was mine. Cos I am a very addictive person, I never wanted to be addicted to sex during my undergraduate days. She later told me she was a virgin then which I never believed and I told her I am not interested in her being a virgin or not.

Fast forward to our wedding night last year, naxo amaria begin they cry my daddy, my daddy, lets do this thing nah, nah tears full bed. So I took her to see her dad the next day and both of them were crying like a baby.

We got back to our location, we made several attempts with no sex, we've seen different pharmacists, we but different lubricants, but a touch of "pola" on the honeypot area, she will start crying of pains, she's so scared to the extreme. Confession: It was after 3 months that we've been trying that I was even also able to recognise the location of virginal, I had been putting the thing in a wrong place initially. ....sorry, ain't a bookworm but a bit spirikoko

I reported her to her parents , they came, brought diiferent lubricants, still we weren't able to reach the promise land . Now we've decided to go the way of sedative drugs .

Is there any side effects to the drugs?

Do I have to get her to sign a paper cos women ain't predictable, that she won't start shouting emotional trauma in the future that her husband drugged her to have the first sex with her. We need kids mehn.

Thanks..

All these "No sex before marriage" thing always end in tears.

emeijeh:
Wait, small Oshiomhole dey wear size 44 shoe?

Na wah o!

. I wonder oo

Na who dey alive dey marry!

Stay home and safe, people

Fhemmmy:
Misleading title, it is not the highest paying job BUT highest paying company . . .Entry level making 25M but i am sure probably not all entry level because entry as Chemical engineer wont be same as entry for IT professionals and an accountant will vary as well . . .

Very true

Onlinealaba:
That's a nice pay tho, but most of these are for expatriates and the few ones remaining are for the dangerously connected elites, well hope they will be able to maintain these figures with the present oil price crash

Stop saying what you don't know

TheImp:
That’s why I think it said Gross Pay. Not just basic salary.
Lalasticlala frontpage

Excluding Offshore allowances and Engineer's bonus

No wahala

crestedaguiyi:
I hope others can do something like this or even better.

The ones I saw before was more than shameful to behold

Very shameful

executive12:
Becareful what you wish for because corona virus does not discriminate between social classes. It infects both rich and poor.

At least, it's infecting our rich politicians for now, and we are happy about that.

See, I have no sympathy for any Nigerian politician, whether PDP or APC.

chino11:
This is the area where the useless poverty inflicted old man called abagworo lives in PH. This area is called Oraozi/Eligbam/Ebony. This is like the Ajegunle of Port Harcourt, but there's almost 17-20hrs light daily here. I don't know how the community got such favor. In the whole Port Harcourt they have the longest power supply.

Stop saying what you don't know. Orazi is not a ghetto like Ajegunle.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Where is Abba Kyari

Pls let's pray for his quick recovery.

You have started again oo

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Where is Abba Kyari

Pls let's pray for his quick recovery.

You have started again.



If the story Nigerians are waiting to hear turns out to be true ehh, the jubilation will be more than the Abacha's own.

These APC/PDP guys have showed us pepper in this country.
Coronavirus, please don't stop until you are done with all Nigerian politicians (my uncle inclusive). I will manage and stay indoors for you to do your work in Nigeria for us.

brownsugardr:
My Landlord Is Intimidating Me And Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires

I paid my house rent for one full year on 18/04/2019. My rent is due to expire on 17/04/2020.

But my Landlord is insisting it expired on 17/03/2020. Which is Eleven months. I have tried explaining to him but he wants to lock me out unless I pay immediately.

Please how do I get redress.

Is he an Ikwerre man?

AIT News said 179 cases oo



Nigeria is a funny place.

You asked people to stay at home. Same you are asking people to come out and queue for relief cash/gifts. Smh!!

We are busying making sure everyone is indoor. No time for April fool pranks.

abdullahi45:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/11271811/cristiano-ronaldo-car-bugatti/amp/

CR7 is chopping life inside life

Iyiataata92:
Is Tompolo Delta or Bayelsa?

Delta nah

ValCon888:
It can only happen abroad where goats have "Animal Rights".
Any nigerian goat walking the streets right now is on a suicide mission.

It will end up in a pot of peppersoup

goldensoul55:
See what a governor is saying ...







Once a thug always a thug

Na who dey alive dey eat food