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@googles,

where exactly on the map are you? coz i'm flying right now in search for you.

dangerous guy

but @ogaga4luv,
why did you choose that kinda picture for your profile?

Na  wao.

Mannylex:
Candylicious

c'mon manneylex, get off that hormone, u getting too serious and touchy.

Is that how touchy you'll be when you start going out with google?
Take it easy man, I was only joking. Anyways, sorry about that.

AND FOR MY NEXT COMMENT ABOUT YOU AND GOOGLES, THEY APPEAR TO BE IN LOVE RIGHT NOW. CARRY GO, NOTHING DO UNA.

Probably a secondary student who should be studying for his WAEC but nairalanding.

manmustwac:
got arrested back in the days for wandering around 11pm on old ojo road in lagos. Can u imagine i was right in front of my gate when the police downfo arrested me and my cousin. They took us to festac police police station there were about 12 of us all in our boys and girls all in our late teens and early twenties at the time. The police released those who had small doh to settle them, serviced the babes among us and let we who remained go free around 7am the next morning

what? they raped the girls or at the girls' consent?

davidylan:
Scenario - NEPA takes light (as usual at night), dad requests 2 mats spread outside where we sit together and eat dinner.

Later . . .

Dad: Son take a look at the sky, what do you see?
Me: The moon eh, is that where all angels are?
Dad: Yeah, America is there too.
Me: Really? So aunty lives in the sky?
Dad: Sure, someday you will go there too.

I spend the next few weeks packing my stuff for the trip to the sky.

I'm a very big victim to many of these kinds of lies.

this post is a proper CONFUSED.COM

I've heard of a number of bankers that have faced similar situation like yours before.
It's really unfortunate considering the fact that most of these bankers were set up.

Men, you tried o. How on earth did you remember all these?

Back then, Voltron and Battle of the planet(G-Force) were my favorites since they had the same characters.
You missed out 'Football made in Germany - Bundesliga'.I remember DORTMUND was my favorite club then coz they were always almost winning.
And I used the name of the players for table-soccer with my friends then.

Those were the days. We don old now.

why you no go love am when pepper rest?

why is AIT international not showing it?

I don't buy the idea of what you guys termed overqualification especially the way these companies put it.

For me, I think if there's are open positions for entry levels; whether it is a fresh graduate with only BSc or with BSc & MSc or with BSc, MSc, & PhD or someone with inadequate (0- 1) years of experience; everyone of them should be passed through a tests and interviews to ascertain who best fits the positions.

Its amazing to know that most of us grew up in similar ways.

TheSaintz:
i just dont understand why we must always eat rice on sunday

Same with me.

I remember my mum had this mighty and giant CUP specially for taking tea. Also, I can't forget her goggle-like eye glasses.

For my dad, I will never forget the particular style of sound of the horn of DATSUN 180k(car). I remember he doesn't like us playing football in the next compound but trust us now. The moment he approaches the closest junction to our street, he never misses to press the car horn which prompted us to take off to the house.
But on this fateful day, he didn't press the horn and just drove into the garage. We played more than enough sets that day and got so exhausted. Little did we know that our old man had waited for us for over an hour in the sitting-room with MR DISCIPLINE.

But the interesting thing about my dad was that after the punishment, the next day, instead of giving you 20 kobo he increases to 50 kobo (that was during my primary school).

i PRAY THIS MATCH ENDS IN A DRAW.

[quote author=ak_nuel link=topic=424026.msg5822597#msg5822597 date=1270295618]any link to watch this match plsssss[/quote]make your choice here depending on the software you have on your computer.

http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=70240&part=sports

o boyyyyy, which levels?

odiaero:
[size=25pt] u wanna go for 16 men, u are too wicked, that is child abuse [/size]

Sweet 16 doesn't necessarily mean 16 years. I think he meant much younger ladies.

This is what I'm saying ladies and guys, this 'Clinic Matters' ladies will not kill me with laughter, 

You guys and ladies should take it easy with all these criticism. Don't you think you should at least encourage them along with sound advice rather than your destructive criticism? I think they should have emails for feedbacks.

And for those of you who are comparing our films with western films, I think you should have known that financially, scientifically, e.t.c., we ain't the same although very few of our movies are coming up.

However, For me, I use the nigerian movies I watch to ease off stress especially the ones with MR IBU.

I'M not a movie freak though, I rather watch all the volumes of A NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LAUGHS or MADE IN WARRI.

Laughter is a good medicine. A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones" (Proverbs 17:22, NIV).

slap1:
and i was ready to fight Texxazpete. jeez! the 'link' got me really foooolllllleeeedddd!

@slap1,

you are the reason I've been laughing since.

@OP
But this guy, you too much because I was about to give a friend a call until I saw the last line.
BRAVOOO.

Na you know. Besides, I said 'you are likely'. You don't want to accept that you have been fooled, abi?

If you read this, you are likely to be unfaithful to your wife or you engage in gross pre-marital intimacy.
Repent now.

April fool.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=415873.msg5806773#msg5806773 date=1270068444]Okay okay. . . .I admit.
Arsenal will beat em 6-0 @ Camp Nou and advance to the Semis.[/quote]I concour,
Nothing is impossible. E go be like dream to all of you.

This is one of the most difficult matches since 1996 when I started supporting Arsenal

we still love Henry but not Barca.

Common guys lets go for more

Wenger don even confuse with sub, God please help us o.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=415873.msg5806495#msg5806495 date=1270065816]What did i tell you?
I said if Arsenal bomb forward. . . .they will be exposed at the back.
The match might end 6-0.[/quote]I just pray your prediction doesn't come to pass because things are looking very much like that.

chamotex:
I think Sol Campbell begged Wenger not to put him

You are not serious o.

Did he not score against them 4 years ago? We need his big head now.
Abeg, no Walcott for this game ooo.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=415873.msg5806236#msg5806236 date=1270063811]Bad news for Arsenal.

Cesc will miss the second leg.
What a disgrace!!!

Jesus Christ. . . . . .I don't care what anyone says. . . . .Zlatan Ibrahimovic is not better than Darren Bent.[/quote]you no know that one before,

what's all these early injuries all about now?

eldee:
Where the eff is Fab4??

omo na true o, is fabregas in this game?