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mcdon024:
Mature advice only please.
I will keep this very short.
There is this her colleague she talks about almost all the time. He is also married. I became curious and decided to go through her WhatsApp chats with this guy. I saw in thier chats selfie pics she sends to him (normal selfie pics), and the one that really got to me is the part he invited my wife to come over and "lets make babies" according to him. But her reply was "No I can't, your hands are full"....Please who can decode this her reply to him?....I confronted her but she denied ever having anything to do with him beside been colleagues. But my worry is why chat flirty chats with a guy and what would give him the mind to ask her to come over and .......... Please I need mature advice only

that chat and cheat are 1 and 2. Use your brain

Zonefree:
A slim woman can never be wrong in my eyes.

God bless the IDOMA woman and her son abundantly.

she is older too. By the time that orobo reaches her age , she won't be able to walk

People write trash without checking the age difference

Is this caption real? Ma read am before I know if the op deserve slap

Daystar7:
Perversion is evil, give your life to Christ

same Jesus that patronized hoes to wash feer?

OboOlora:
UK masters na masters?
Place wey students de send course work to Nigeria and pay 20k for 10,000words so they can do extra shifts at care homes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come to Yankee and do MSc in STEM course, let’s see if her 3rd class will finish it in 5yrs

trash

PedoBear:
I can't stop imagining her mouth on my covk

as long as u don't give her oral warts

Ifemelu80:
Hi,

My ex called me yesterday, out of the blue, after 14 years of radio silence.
He was my first love and I thought we were in a relationship for 3 years only to find out I was just his side piece to the side piece.
He broke up with me by blocking me on his phone and social media and that was it.

A mutual friend reached out to me about 2 weeks ago. We had also lost contact for years. We talked about everything but him.
So I was very surprised to get a call from him. He said the mutual friend told him about our reconnection so he also wanted to get in touch. We chatted for 10-15 mn, he asked me about my life and told me to save his contact.

Now, I'm wondering, why would a man call an ex girl friend he didn't really care about, after more than 10 years ? We were never close friends and don't have any common interests, personal or professional circle anymore, so what's the point

to use you for rituals. Economy hard

Natbrowny:
I love the USA. By now one bullet has stopped this shit from re-trending..

if she jam some guys for naija them go butcher am

godgrace777:
[s]and you wey get goodluck you still dey for naija abi? [/s]

idiots like you see travelling out as one big achievement. I can never relocate from Nigeria even if na for free. I am comfortable here than 80% of una wey dey form abroad. I have visited atleast 4 countries this year with my family all self sponsored. We go there have fun for a week or 2 and comeback. U think running to another country after killing people will save you? U will learn

godgrace777:
And with all this things you said shey you are among the nigerian wey them dey talk abi? Cause when them say nigerians even small pikin when them born today for nigeria join,so looking at the way you are saying i hope you know you are among the people doing all the things you mentioned since you are also a nigerian too,seems like you haven't seen any shege yet mtcheeew..

when these countries wake up they will ban all nigerians from entering their country with their badluck. see like u now, na badluck cultism u carry eter another country

them no dey see idiots like toke makinwa and all those other oloshos to dey hit?

kamaladejoke:
Hello guys good evening please I wan to ask a question, my friend have been telling me to come and join Bucaneer that’s sealord, that the cult is a fine boy cult say dem no say fight all this useless fight.

And ever since I know this guy to be in this cult he is successful and doing well in what he do.

He is not forcing me anyway he just told me since and it has been 2 years and today is his wedding and I even attended the wedding and everything went well. Guys do you think Alora is a good cult since there are not into violence thanks

he is not doing well because he is a bucanner. he is doing well because he dey use him brain

godgrace777:
There has been something bothering me but i think today i would like to share it... Can you imagine that in outside countries schools they are being thought that people from any part of nigeria kills? I mean wtf man,i have been hearing it but i didn't believe until recently,i have a friend here that i'm at right now so one day he wanted to introduce me to a female friend of his,the guy never talk the lady asked him where i'm from he said that i'm from nigeria,immediatly she said no ooo that she don't want to do anything with a nigerian,that she doesn't want to die, omo i shock,it was later that the guy told me that it is what they were taught in school,this is not the first lady to say such cause i've heard and seen many say the same thing,and again they believe that before a nigerian man leaves his country he will marry,have a child then keep them in the village before going to hustle.... how e take reach the one wey be say them go dey teach about us for school.... Chai God

naija is a cancerous country normally. they are not wrong. if una no kill with cult, un go kill them by causing them hypertension after scaming them, if you dont kill them with that you will kill them by usijg them to send drugs. the list goes on. they are not wrong.

godgrace777:
All i know is that if you know you are currently in it and you want to give up it's better you speak up ooo cause had it been that i didn't speak up about it i wouldn't have gotten help and maybe wouldn't be where i am right now cause during my own time there was a war going on,there was never a peacful where we won't hear of how this and so so boys were killed,even my mom told me that she isn't worried about the war and that she knows that me and my brothers are not members of any of the groups,immediately she said those words tears wanted to come down from my eyes cause deep down inside me i knew i was one of the members and i felt i betrayed her trust in me but with Gods help and familys help money was raised for me to help get me out of nigeria.... I've learnt my own lessons the hard way so it's left for who so ever that is trying to join and at the same time reading this to ask his or herself a question... What will you gain when you join?A word is enough for the wise,i no wan turn motivational speaker o

you go outside naija no mean say if you don maim or kill them no go maim or kill u. even if no one here wants to tell u the truth, me i go tell you. it might take years but e go happen and u know it.
you dey try to sound sober with 777 for your name. just dey play

thunder fire u with fake news. next time say ward chairman. let me report th post sef

DesChyko:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/breaking-imo-pdp-chairman-murdered/

them go use u count score, no worry

chiiraq802:
This is not news.
Na normality for so many Government Secondary schools and some private schools in Nigeria.

Who born dat junior student or SS1 student to waka pass my class block without bowing ur head down.

Abii na SS3 students we dey vintos externals to come help us cure dia madness.

Good old school days.

this state is the most useless state in africa. lazy and useless

Maxymilliano:
Oseni does not need to name names ... People that got advisory positions and kept mute in the face of glaring quagmire knows themselves and hiding behind the Mic doesn't not mean he's mute or quiet, unlike ...

which one be quagmire. may una dey relax abeg. mtcheeeeew

uniquelyspecial:
Continue with your stupidity

i will Bleep your mama stupidly. chia, i love nairalan. anybody wey enter collect woto woto. if na instagram i for chop ban. useless bunch

uniquelyspecial:
You are not an idiot, yet do not know that 300 million can be share amongst 200 million+ Nigerians with change left?

i go use my own share Bleep your mama

Aboks:
if dem share this 300 million for the whole Nigeria change go remain


naija population is 200 and something million

idiots like u na why naija no fit go forward. simple maths u no fit do

Tolumiide:
Did he join other world leaders to condem HAMAS on oct 7 ?.

no mind the idiot. usa don ban am from entering usa. he can rant till tomorrow

What if she asked for it

its the distraction technique

That babe don Bleep papa Bleep pikin join

loan, gambling will cause more suicides. this is just the begining

Crescent25:
please guys, please don't just scroll and pass, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith

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My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

bloody scammer

FarSide:
"Unprotected sex with 12 girls in 4 years, I'm afraid I might have HIV"

https://www.nairaland.com/7893353/im-afraid-might-hiv

Good evening fellas...
I made this post two weeks ago, I was so terrified, was going crazy but thank God for the words of encouragement from you guys. Your kind words and encouragement made me took the bold step
After thinking about my life, I decided to do the test; if I perish I perish. It is better than all the sleepless nights and nightmares.

For over a month now my Google searches is 99% related to HIV; the modes of transmission, early signs, late symptoms, prevalence rate in Nigeria, my state, general world stats.

To worsen the whole situation, last week when I was trying to hold myself together, my latest girl called that she's been feeling feverish, vomited 3x or so, she's lost weight and all... I froze. That's all what google fed me as early signs and it's barely 2 months we had sex...

So I woke up one day and fixed today, Friday 10th November for the test come rain come shine.
This morning, I woke up, promised myself it must be today. If I have it, I have it already. It's not like the test will put the virus in my system. Just a confirmation.

After all, I've joined some HIV support groups on Facebook and saw many were requesting for a match making. These would be my family at worst, they are humans too!

So I left very early for a mission hospital kilometers away from my house. I got to the place, sneaked in after watching to ensure the coast is clear from anyone that might know me.
I asked the gateman and he directed me to where I can get a compulsory patient's card. I got to the office and met no one on duty, so I had to wait. Just as I was waiting, a primary school classmate walked in with her husband, they a planning a wedding and the church directed them for same blood test.
"Whick kind wahala be this" I asked myself, I thought no one will see me here today. No wam, we waited together until the card lady entered, we got the card and proceeded to the electronic capturing center.

The woman at the electronic center was reluctant to attend to me that it must be couple that will come for the test, ahhh cou what?? Madam I'm single and I want to do a blood test to know if I'm health for a relationship or not... People come dey laff me.
Finally, I was attended to and was directed to financial department. I went and made my payment and was redirected to the electronic capturing center, when i got back, I called on the woman "ma, I'm asked to give u this receipt" she turned, "you?? Your case is different" she said. I was like has she confirmed I'm positive by mere look? How is my case different?

At long last she directed me upstairs, to the test office. Omo, I actually thought they would collect my blood sample and ask me to come back for the test result.
I had planned to go take some alcohol before I will come for the rest but no... Korokoro, the lad pricked my hand got and test strip and it was it.... Ma ma I stammered... Like are u seriously doing this now??
Just like when Kalistus ate the poisoned fish, I began to get weak.
She began asking me questions, but I was busy watching the test strip until a line began to form at the down side, it was a single line. I was a bit happy but it wasn't over as I heard it might take up to 20 minutes.
I burst prayer oo. Just then the lady at the opposite side called to ask my age and all that. Before I could turn back I say the test lady writing Negative. Omo, I jumped out, they called be back to come take my result sheet.
I rushed out dancing skelewu as I made my way to the exit gate.
My good people I'm Negative to HIV 1$2.

its not easy to contact hiv. so stop stressing yourself. be worried about deadlier and easily contracted diseases like hpv etc