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ProgrammingRe: Programming Investment- Stutern by lordally(m): 9:12am On Feb 23, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
Cc lordally.
I see you bro!!! grin
HealthRe: Pls Nairalanders Help Me With Tips To Restore My Damage Hair As A Guy (photos by lordally(m): 1:01am On Feb 23, 2021
I started growing Bald at 21yrs of age..by that time na Low cut I been dey barb!! grin grin until one faithful day I met a friend of mine on the road he was with a friend...as I exchanged pleasantries with him naso him friend go my back come say "Choi guy how old are you?" I told him 21 he said "You be 21 na in you don dey get Bald headhuh" grin grin grin grin grin grin Omo I just smiled but deep down Omo I won die!!! Omo as we greet finish I walk straight enter Barbing saloon tell my barber make in barb me...as the barber wanted to Barb me the normal low cut na in I shout "OGA COMOT EVERYTHING!!!!!" as he barbed I slept off Omo as in finish and I open my eye!!! Naso I shout "BLOOD OF JESUS!!" shocked shocked My face change well!!! After some days the new hairstyle come fit me die!!!!! Then coupled with my Goaty and moustache Omo girls just dey die!!! grin bro there's nothing to be worried about its nothing new... Just change your new HAIR style to skin cut...and in no time e go fit you.... Here's a pic of me


fablouzLeged:
Pls I am 22 years of age a student but my damage hair is making me reluctant to even meet my Friends I am alway in face cap

It started in July 2020 when I decided to start bathing cold showers in the morning everyday and each time I enter the shower I always put my hair directly I will use brush and scrub my head hair because of dandruff I don't know that I was harming my hair I was doing that until one day my sister tell me am loosing my hair as I checked the mirror I was shocked and we are about to resume to school for that reason I started buying different oil ,and plenty hair products but no result



In early 2020 I have my thicker hair until July 2020 this thing Happen

I shave my hair but the back hair always grow fast and thicker


Pls help me I finished all my savings in buying hair products just to see quicker result but no its even started affecting my concentration in school I Always hide from my Friend s cry cry

My fellow nairalders please if you have any recommendation on how to revert my hair please help


cry

CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy To Sue Israel DMW by lordally(m): 11:27pm On Feb 18, 2021
RICHSATAN:
he didnt say zlatan ibile and he didnt say dj cuppy. zlatan can be zlatan ibrahimovic and cuppy might bey his gif. if he get better lawyer, he go even catch out sef. but the cuppy i know is cool and very friendly. u no go even believe say na billonaire daughter. she no deserve this dragging. cuppy if you are reading this, i am the guy u met and eko hotel. the sexy muscular guy u sat beside at the fund raising dinner. i dont want to describe more. i know you can remember. please dm me dj cuppy.
no bastard should quote me o
Bro trust you had a good day... Can I send you a mail??
RomanceRe: Should I Continue With This Relationship Or Should I Leave?????? by lordally(m): 11:38am On Feb 13, 2021
TheAviator2000:
Thank you sir or Ma.
You perfectly get my perspective.
I have been very supportive of everything she does and never received anything from her until 2020 Christmas (got a shirt).
Even in the midst of my struggle, she told me someone (a family member) gave her 100k to help her renovate the shop and I asked her to loan me small...... for the level of support I have given, I would expect her to gladly send me everything and more.

So, to say I am disappointed and feel alone is an understatement! Its been me all alot making real sacrifices from my own hard work. Never the other way around and now I gave her the opportunity to show she can come through for me, but she fall hand.
It's even very much possible nobody gave her 100k to renovate anything self!!! She fit won use that one task you!!!
RomanceRe: Should I Continue With This Relationship Or Should I Leave?????? by lordally(m): 2:39am On Feb 13, 2021
TheAviator2000:
I really need wise counsel and will try to make this post as short as possible

My girlfriend and I have been together since 2015. I left Naija in 2017 and since then, our relationship has been more of long distance except for the one time I came back. While I truly love her and wish to Marry her, there are some things that are giving me concerns and I would like to hear other people's perspective:


1- When I met my girl in 2015, I was an unemployed graduate wrapping up my NYSC. She was a fashion designer/Tailor and didn't have any formal higher education (University Level).

2- Fast forward to 2021, I am a consultant in a fortune 500 company and have grown so much in any measurable aspect of Life. My girlfriend is still a fashion designer and not too long ago, I helped her get a shop in Lagos and Have been sending her steady allowance (at least average of 40-50k a month).

Here are the things that have given me a lot of worries:
1- I know everyone will not get a formal education and I am fine with that but my girl has not been hustling/pulling her weight in her chosen career despite my extra support.... I sometimes get the feeling that all she wants is to get married and get comfortable but I want an industrious woman. Formal education or not, I want a woman that can hussle!

2- Recently, I pretended to be unemployed because of Coronavirus just to see if she would send me some money (even if its 10k) or really, anything she can afford. Looking at the fact that I had always supported her month after month, I wanted to see if she would do the same for me.
I pretended to be unemployed for almost a month and did not receive any form of financial support from her. Even when I directly asked her to loan me small money, she would play it off by saying something like "I go write you check for 1 million sef".....

I am thinking of breaking it off at this point by slowly letting her go but before I do that, I want the perspective of people here.
Please, no insult! I am genuinely seeking your insight. Be kind!

ps. My family are doing really well and I support anything they do. I have never neglected my family in anyway, shape or form.
I'm going to be as Blunt as I can be!!! Guy you go school!!! So all through university days and during Nysc days you no see any Educated babe to datehuh God of mercy!!! Why do we men like to carry unnecessary responsibilities!!! You left all these and went for....ok even after traveling out you no see anybodyhuh Bro please wise up!!!

She NOT going to school would have not been a problem if she wasn't self centered and unsupportive!! Guy if you see some women that didn't go to school working hard and smart ehn!!! You go love them like mad not even minding the fact they aren't educated!!!

But in these your case, what she does is just to collect collect collect and collect , if you marry her do you think it would stop?? NEVER!!! this time around she would choose to be a full time house wife!! Collect money from you and keep sending to her people back home!!... Her profession would be Wife to a Consultant and even if she continues to sew clothes she wouldn't do it with zeal to make profit she would just do it grudgingly cos weda she does it or not , you would still provide! So madam go just balance!! Hey God!!

Is that the kind of marriage and life you wanna have?? What's wrong with uhuh THERE ARE SO MANY RED FLAGS FOR YOU TO SEE AND IT'S GLARINGLY CRYSTAL CLEAR!!!

You can't go to school , serve, travel out, work ,mingle with Well versed ,exposed ,cultured highly trained and highly skilled individuals and expect to Reason on the same level with herhuh NO WAY!!! Omo as you dey talk left she dey talk right you both can't reason uniformly!!! FOR GOD SAKE LEAVE THIS ROAD TO PERPETUAL FUTURE DIVORCE AND MOVE ON!!! you can't move far with the speed of light married to a stark illiterate like her MIND YOU I'M NOT SAYING SHES AN ILLITERATE BECUASE SHE DIDNT SEE THE WALLS OF A UNIVERSITY I'm calling her an illiterate BECUASE of her state of mind!!! I don't need to say too much you know what I mean!!.... Madam don dey collect pension ontop your head and you think she will changehuh

Is it a crime if she saves 2k from the 40k or 50k that you send to her every month and as you asked for help she say "Ah Baby I have some little amount I've been saving just incase things go south" the n she sends you 100k!!! Tell me why your love for her no go skyrocket!!! Is it a crime if a woman helps her husband back on his feet if his job or business crumbles even if na play in dey playhuh Na crimehuh Answer me!!! I say na crimehuh I'm talking to you and you're keeping quit!!! Answer me!!! Ehnhuh


G if you know what's best for you, you better bend down carry your slippers and run and never look back cos na poverty dey blow you kiss so ooo!! Your village people don enter Libya enrout Europe to come find you!!!! Bro look for a good girl in your location!!! Them full everywhere!!! Good girls yakpa! I don talk my own!!

cos A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE FOOLISH!! COS IN NO GO FIT HEAR EVERYTHING WEY YOU GO TELL AM!!! cool
ProgrammingRe: Programming Gurus I Need Help by lordally(m): 7:40pm On Feb 12, 2021
Karleb:
I was going to say this.

There are so many good front-end web development tutorials on YouTube.

Buying a course is good but if you don't have money, go with the free alternative.
That's true boss emmm OP are you in Lagoshuh If you are then we could fix a date and a place where we can meet up so I can send you detailed videos which you can use to be a front end developer
HTML
CSS
BOOTSTRAP
JAVASCRIPT
REACT

I made this promise to myself to help people who ever walked in these shoes you're currently in... I know how it feels...

I'm currently out of Lagos but I should be in Lagos by the end of the month
ProgrammingRe: Programming Gurus I Need Help by lordally(m): 7:32pm On Feb 12, 2021
Nickisindigo:
Programming gurus pls I need your help

I decided to register for a front-end web development class cus I won't to doing anything for the next three months but class have already started and am struggling to raise the required amount

Their website is www.720degreehub.com

tensazangetsu20
Karleb
Lordally
ICode2

08176437214


God bless you as help me
Based on experience, if funds is an issue you can't kill yourself!!! If you have a laptop , Electricity then you can learn on your own
PoliticsRe: FGs Survival Fund: My Regret On Christmas Day by lordally(m): 1:45am On Feb 12, 2021
Aonkuuse:
abeg share the procedure with a brother, I need the loan too. If there is something like website please I need the link
Hello bro, good day please how can I kindly contact you as regards an information please
PoliticsRe: FGs Survival Fund: My Regret On Christmas Day by lordally(m): 1:36am On Feb 12, 2021
francisbarrack:
Ur contact
Hello Good day. Please I tried sending you a mail but it seems it bounced please how can I contact you as regards an important information
PoliticsRe: FGs Survival Fund: My Regret On Christmas Day by lordally(m): 1:31am On Feb 12, 2021
samchem:
Big man please carry me along I pledge to digest
Hello please I just sent you a mail... Wanna enquire something from you
PoliticsRe: FGs Survival Fund: My Regret On Christmas Day by lordally(m): 1:23am On Feb 12, 2021
Firstpage:
I’ve sent you an email since last week with no reply.
Hello please I sent you a mail...I would like to get some information about something important
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 4 Months Just Broke Up With Me by lordally(m): 8:50pm On Feb 11, 2021
gimakon:
No you not buying. You owning the business.
They own the car themselves, you will just have a percentage say 15 - 20% of every trip made.

I am a programmer, I code the one for Driver and Passenger and the admin end..

Nothing much
Hmm this is sounding nice o
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 4 Months Just Broke Up With Me by lordally(m): 7:35pm On Feb 11, 2021
gimakon:
grin grin grin Glad I made you Laugh..

I day reason start Rideshare Business like Uber, I be Programmer, I don tire for 9 -5.
I day fine who go come make we team together and make it a reality.

Are you game?
Na nice idea sha!! But Omo is Uber still lucrative?? If na to buy give person to drive Omo that one na big issue cos most people no dey trust worthy...
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 4 Months Just Broke Up With Me by lordally(m): 1:14pm On Feb 11, 2021
gimakon:
Uncle

Let her go. She no deserve all this wahala. Come make we do business make we know as our life go use good. 2 months don comot for 2021, na 10 remain, you no go day look woman, u go come use am scatter your life, while one guy day scatter her toto and she allow am. Life now no need people way go day hustle backwards, You no need all those kain things at this point.

I dated a girl 6 years, thank you way she tell me na to go sleep with several guys, even worse, she even day tell me the kind sex style them day give am, and how many minutes e day take her to reach them house. The kain vein way from my head day come out that time no be here. I had to own up to be a man, I day work for better place, travel in and out of naija now, na she come day complain say I no get her time again, after she don become mama 2... You sef check am na.

So long story short, I paid her back with success. Even her guy way them 2 day do all their nonsense back then, as I left them na so them be, no advancement. The greatest thing you can pay back to these kind of people, na success. Nothing more, nothing less.

Come make we run business. If money enter, we go Cape verde or Rwanda together.
I day wait you!
Gimakon!! Shebi you no go free me make I sit-down jeje this afternoon!! grin grin you just won use laf kee me!!! Hahaha abeg ooo

Omo which business you dey talk about abeg...
TravelRe: Mexico Visa by lordally(m): 7:36am On Feb 09, 2021
dasparrow:
Nowhere in the world is easy right now. Coronavirus has really affected everywhere. The days of traveling abroad in search of greener pastures is over.
You say the days of traveling abroad for greener pastures is overhuh shocked shocked Guy you no dey ever tire to dey Spread lieshuh How can you say such Blatant lie!! Even in the face of truths filled with numerous undeniable facts!!! What's your problemhuh Why haven't you come back to Nigeria to settle down?? You stay abroad and tell those abroad not to move!!! What sort of human being are you!!!

My uncle was doing security work here in Nigeria suffer won kill am!! God being so kind after so many trials he's in the US now and he's living the life he would have only lived in his wildest dreams!!! Something he would never have the opportunity to achieve in Nigeria owing to several situations!!!

Look at me a graduate trying to make legit living ... In early 2020 SARS carry me and my guy for Ikeja they found nothing on me!!! Yet they still put me for their bus!!! I nearly cry that day, I gave them my phone they turned it upside down found nothing but still kept me hostage. I had to drop 300K with my guy just so nothing would be used to rope us!!! And you tell me make I dey for Nigeria? Amadioha suppose locate you grin

For God's sake stop saying all these things abeg!!! It's becoming annoying!! Just look at Gokada , O ride , Max.ng , Gomyway etc it just took a single Govt policy to kill such amazing startups in Nigeria!!! Take away Lagos , ABJ and PH all the startups and most of the companies would go Bankrupt!!! And you're here spewing lieshuh HABA!! nau!! Those earning 500k wey dey move go Canada with their family nko?? Them no Sabi wetin dem dey do abihuh Even our politicians wey dey pack money and give their kids foreign citizenship nko you think say them no know wetin dem dey dohuh Stop talking left abeg!


SEE IF YOU READ THIS AND YOU WANNA TRAVEL OUT I SWEAR DO IT LEGALLY AND YOU NO GO GET ANY PROBLEM!!! JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SKILL AND PLEASE IF YOU NO GET MONEY COMOT YOUR EYE FROM CANADA , AUSTRALIA , NEWZEALAND and Maybe US...Target all these European countries but make sure they are in the Schengen zone!!! So that you can have more options to move to a bigger European country LEGALLY as you find your feet.
ProgrammingRe: Is It Wise To Build A Startup As A Developer In Nigeria? by lordally(m): 4:39pm On Feb 06, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
Thank you bro. I dey try my best but men our people are too dogmatic.
Na lack of exposure!!
ProgrammingRe: Is It Wise To Build A Startup As A Developer In Nigeria? by lordally(m): 11:17am On Feb 06, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
Donpre I found this article for you. https://medium.com/@drola/the-mystery-of-market-size-in-nigeria-a7c863f537bb
Bro you're a Blessing to the tech Ecosystem but you might not know this!!
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by lordally(m): 5:39pm On Feb 01, 2021
omojesu202:
share is an understatement. I want to scam her and collect everything
Hahahahaha!!!
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by lordally(m): 5:38pm On Feb 01, 2021
mod17:
Why ask how much? U wan share the money with her
I tire ooo
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by lordally(m): 5:00pm On Jan 31, 2021
CHECK YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE GUYS!!! MY FRIEND'S WIFE JUST GOT HER MONEY OOOO
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by lordally(m): 2:26pm On Jan 30, 2021
CaSttLe:
How much?
I can't disclose
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by lordally(m): 2:25pm On Jan 30, 2021
CaSttLe:
So you are d pple doing corruption...let me go and report to Retired General Buratai
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by lordally(m): 11:22pm On Jan 29, 2021
CaSttLe:
Thats survival fund or something else not Covid19 loan
I applied Nov last year got approved December 22nd I go paid this January...
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by lordally(m): 11:18pm On Jan 29, 2021
CaSttLe:
Hmm,,,can u upload d text u were sent let me see

Let's start from there.


Hope ur registration was done on or b4 31st July?

I was hearing some pple were doing registration even in October and November....anything like that na scam o.

Registration ended since on 31st June.

Modified: 31st June
This is not true
PropertiesRe: Man Builds House With 14,800 Plastic Bottles In Kaduna (pics) by lordally(m): 7:00pm On Jan 26, 2021
shilenji:
All i can say is.........


I have nothing to say
Hahahahhah
CareerRe: Online Advertising Career Opportunity by lordally(m): 8:30pm On Jan 23, 2021
I'm interested meeen
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Shaved The Hairs Around Your Asshole by lordally(m): 6:13pm On Jan 22, 2021
rerhji:
I once read a thread here when a guy shaved his, His experience was nasty. Nigga said he had to rush home and spread his butt hole towards a standing fan.
Funny comments here sha
Hahhahahhhhaah grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Shaved The Hairs Around Your Asshole by lordally(m): 6:08pm On Jan 22, 2021
Bennysam:
Why will I shave it, it filtered my shit
Hahahahaha grin grin grin

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