₦airaland Forum

Uniquekriss:
I've completely done that on one or two occasions. I don't like it, if u mess them must catch u cos d hairs there helps to streamline the mess(fart) and gives it direction, when the hairs are shaved off d mess dey scatter and must sound

I don laf die oooo

Stewart883:
Keyboard warrior, you sure say na poland you dey? Hope you're not somewhere in surulere typing this post.

He's in Poland and we've been chatting from there , seen videos and pictures too.... Hmmmn it seems you've had an issue with YOMITEWIN this one you're saying this?

SatanBoss:
90% of nigerians that posses a personal laptop have the potential to commit yahoo. check 10 people with laptop in their house, 9 must be into yahoo or affiliated to one.
especially any guy with dreads, earings , tattoo or tear tear jeans or sagged jeans. dont quote me o. just go and argue with your ancestors or go efcc office and argue wth them.
same way an average nigerian will scam you if he has the chance.
lets call a spade a spade

Nawa oo see how human being dey reason I swear down if to say them fit kill person tru Phone... Makachukwu I for don waste this Guy!!!

Kabiyesi12:
Congrats bro, omo no kill yourself o, so as to enjoy your hustle by yourself.
More win

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Escodeb:
Congratulations. Which bank and when did you accept the loan offer?

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Hey

Kahbahsah:
Don't let this opportunity pass you by.

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Olami83:
Oga! go and sit down with your prayers... Prayer is nothing but fiction. I've seen many people who almost kill themselves with fasting and prayers just to secure work, visa or any favor but at the end na still gbagaun.

By the way, i thought this is travel section, go join your people on religion thread.

I support this ooo!!! by the way let's all meditate about this... does a US citizen needs fasting and praying to get a Nigerian Passport??

Thegracefulness:
She’s merciful enough to request for Five billion. Believe me.

This country would frustrate you.

You impregnate your wife; reach hospital nowhere to born.

You send pikin go school; if Teacher no abuse am, Kidnapper go stop am for road.

If pikin finish school enter University; ASUU go strke.

Pikin try graduate after seven years; NYSC go bribe am with 30k make him no reason say na sucide mission.

As a graduate; WE ALL KNOW THAT THERE’S NO JOBS. Ask one Barbecue man like that.

If you decide to become Artisan; JTF and SARS go say you too shine, them go pursue you kill you.

If you survive your youth, retire; PENCOM go dribble you for years with no pension until you die with hunger.

I tell you, brethen if you’re a Nigerian (never been into politics) in your late seventies, living in a house, a loving family and you’re able to afford to eat “twice” in a day. You’re the happiest man in the World. By any standards. Because you conquered.

2-5 plots of land in Igbo Etche. (800k)

I don laf die

sleeknaija:
Good afternoon all

Between Poland, Estonia and Lithunia which country is preferable to relocate to in terms of getting good paying jobs?

Omo all of them good ooo...if you get visa to any of them better move o

NewAjala:
I was thinking both of us can use one visa appointment opportunity cos of the difficulty in fixing a date...

No ooo...ah ah if na so 10 people for don join one person go interview na

DeParadise001:
Are you serious?? Thank God I almost done fill the form. So I'll have to buy Euro from aboki and go to embassy. E no easy oo.

When I wan fill the form, is it register or fill form??

Please check your email I need some clarifications

Yes you go buy Euros from Aboki

After you have called and booked a date for visa interview then you go ahead to their site and fill the form meant for a Type D visa then you submit and print out your own copy

I go check my mail

meetgaya:
my problem with CBN/NIRSAL, there is no transparency, most 9f those that testified are all those N1. 5m and even at that is given as a sample so that people can talk about. any amount above is depends on who you know there

I understand you very well bro!! Do you have an idea or know anyone who has gotten close to the 10M??

wellsaid:
Loaded and full clip !!

You sell them or it's free for anyone who wants to come collect one of the videos ??

tensazangetsu20:
You got salesforce men that's fucking smart.

I swear

NewAjala:
Thanks bro... But I failed to mention what I meant was unmarried couple.. is it possible in this case?

She would go for her own interview why you go for yours na...you both will have your Work permits so nothing big there boss

DeParadise001:
Good evening friends, I've been following this thread as a non member for over 2 months and I really appreciate what you guys are doing.
Just created my account now and I want to mingle with fellow dream chasers.

I've learnt much from what the gurus has said concerning the work permit, thank God I just got my work permit after a long wait from a Nigerian agent, even though it's quite expensive, but please can you guys help me out with how I can fill the online Visa form and how can I pay the 80euro visa fee.

Thanks everyone

You would have to call the embassy to book an appointment for work visa Before you proceed to fill your details online ...then when you get to the Embassy on the appointed day you will give them the €80 in cash.

NewAjala:
Gurus in the house... Is it possible for couples to fix visa appointment together when each have got a work permit?

Yes bro

orlahtohbadt:
I do not even know myself. I only want to learn and garner experience so by the time mine is on its way, I already know what to do. You can google, I think I will do that too on your behalf. An agent here charged me 1.3 mil for the whole process, though he is legit, but too expensive. I think they use those agencies too so they hike the fees and get a large cut for themselves too.

Yes that's true that's what they do!!! DNT use any Nigerian Agency ooo... They will tell you the 1.3M is for everything when the time comes it's only work permit they will give you... Bro getting the work permit no suppose pass 450k if you do it by yourself

Raph82:
U're very much right. What is most important about ur account is the inflow and outflow of cash. This thing is simple, for the six months of statement, let's say u have 750k in d account, withdraw like 35k first week, in another 3weeks, let someone pay in 25k, two weeks later, pay in 40k, 3 weeks later, withdraw 15k and so on. Make sure money is flowing in and withdrawal is made often, but logically build ur account. That's the trick. They want to see the inflow and outflow of cash.

Baba you too much abeg!!

shilenji:
my nigga,you dey here too

Baba I dey follow you like Kanyamata ooo

lizdammy:
I suppose Transferwise has stopped working.

No it hasn't

shilenji:
school no dey this one body again

Shilenji Skibanji u no go keeh me oo

Aconomist:
I just received $600 ( 228,720 naira ) as a stimulus deposited directly into my bank account from the American government. Where is your stimulus? Enjoy Buhari, Nigerian monkeys.

You calling people in Nigeria Monkeys doesn't make you different...cos it's very obvious you're Nigerian!!! with the way you quickly converted the money to Naira so you might just be the same � Monkey but in a different Climate... Well by the way , the Covid-19 loan I received from the Same govt you attached the Monkey Rant is 750K... Which is times 3 of what you got!!!

I don't like Buhari but as of this loan matter he made me smile!!

KrimanOlivia:
Okay boss.

If you must deposit 100k and tag it as salary, make sure it's consistent as salary is not something that comes just once in a while.

Also, if it's not a company account sending you the salary, rather use cash deposit at the bank instead of using individual account to run the transfer.

Lastly, I think using 100k as monthly salary is too much. Just my two cents. I think it shouldn't be more than 70k. 100k salary may mean you're already very comfortable here considering what Nigerians minimum wage is. The user with 45k salary look very decent

Very insightful ..but on the part of being Comfortable with the salary of 100k I think you're wrong!!! Cos no matter how comfortable you're in your present job and the pay...if you see a better offer you would move...

Maturedconnect:
As for the statement of account. I have a salary account which I collect 45k every month...this should be my 14th month I have being collecting 45k.. Is such account good for statement account required??

As long as the 45K enters and let's say either you spend some from it or you just leave it entering constantly once your Bank statement of 6 months you're submitting has a Good balance of 500k and above with your normal account running I think you're good

KrimanOlivia:
I've been silently following this thread. Thanks for the detailed explanation. I have some few questions tho

1. Will what you will be depositing every month be equal to what you've withdrawn so far for that month?

2. How do you intend to be doing the deposit? Bank transfer to it? POS payment to it? Or cash deposit at the bank to it?

3. Instead of making just withdrawals for a whole month and only deposit once, what if other daily routine transactions involves someone sending you say 10k to 30k, and you still continue your withdrawal?(just a thought)

4. Since where someone currently works is part of the questions asked, for any payment method selected in question 2 above, won't it be okay to use "SALARY" as the payment reference, to prove the point that you're actually working and been paid for your work?

In Summary let there be inflow and outflow of cash. In this case it depends on how you choose to do it...there's no One Size fits all formular.Just make sure the account is being run like you would do to a normal account making sure in 6 months the Balance is at least 500k and above. All one is trying to prevent is to make sure there is no Lump Sum of money deposited few Weeks or days to the interview.

4. Yeah I intend using Salary as income for large sum maybe let's say Credit Alert of 100k and above.... Omo see this thing na just simple logic. You can fix it

Eriokanmi:
Thanks Smith1985 once again for all the insults . I'm following and interested in the case more than you think, including where the then PDP said his NYSC and Degree Certificates were fake. We all saw what happened next on UI and NYSC's responses, up to the correction of his name by the latter who admitted the error was theirs. It was no longer the case of defective academic qualifications as claimed by the APC anymore but certificate forgery...hahaha. where the assembly members in person of Yekini of Somorika and Agbaje of Ososo today after betraying obaseki before election and ran to the apc camp after receiving millions of naira each from jagaband? It all didn't change anything.

The last time I checked, they've both returned to the obaseki's camp and he received them warmly. Pls just keep all the insults until the final court verdict because am sure the case would end up at the supreme court in the APC's usual habit. It's gonna be a wasted effort in the end, Mark this.

Reading all your responses you're a well groomed matured man...your wife is blessed

Depressed101:
So this is how this thread is just gonna die?

E no go die bro!!! I think the answers you seek are here already

Temiyaks28:
I would love to join Stutern but I heard is online and I'm staying in lagos and far from Gbagada. I need a physical class

It's online ooo via zoom classes if you need a physical class you can check Univelcity

Gentleman001:
Does the inflow and outflow of the cash really do better.?
If you have a sum 800k or above to your account once, won’t that work too?

I think having a Lump sum just like that...could be a red flag na...it might show you put the money there Basically for visa interview purposes ... But having a running account shows it's legit... I hope you get.... Well it's what I think sha o

Sorezo007:
i wanna buy it nd shop for gifts cards..like the e-codes will be sent to the email attached

Did you later buy the logs?? Cos I dey one telegram group like that self but I don't trust them