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Exactly, Crook/Slang society.

I don laugh tire


Where do 777 and Okija Juju fall in?

Funny.
Nobody is not infallible.

zibi2: Fashola banned okada is not enough (moule)bus From island.Just watch he would banned our legs (leggedesbenze).....

Fashola is really bent on making Lagos unbearable for the poor.






I wonder if this man has a blood tie with Hitler.

Despite this man's incompetency, he's nothing to lose.





He is one of the biggest mistakes PDP has ever made.

daprof2: . And you think you have spoken sehh

No, I just murmured.

ashieduplus: Lord dave it is clear that u hve never attended university...

what has my attending the university got to do with my post and the topic.
You can aswell say that none of FG workers has attended university. Try to be sensible at times.

IYA NGBALI: Teacher: "who is the minister of education?"Children: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan"Teacher: "who is CBN governor?"Children: "Aliko Dangote"Teacher; "who is the minister for information?".Children: "Mike Adenuga"Teacher; "who is the minister for sports.Children: "Stephen keshi".Teacher: "Correct!Teacher: "who composed the national anthem of Nigeria"Children: "wizkid"Teacher: "correct"what is 2+5?Children: "25"Teacher:- "correct"Teacher:- "what is the capital of Nigeria?"Children: "Abia-umuahia "Teacher:-"correct,Who is d president of nigeria?".Children. "General Muhammadu Buhari"Teacher. "Correct!Teacher: "Who stopped the killing of twins".Children: "Psquare"Teacher: "correct!who is the minister for women affairs"Children: "Genevieve Nnaji"Teacher. "Correct, Who is d governor of Anambra state?Children. "Baba Tunde Fashola"Teacher. "Correct!"Teacher:- "Good! Clap for yourselves...(children claps)Teacher: It's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary!!!

you no well at all.

zaragoza: are u aware the ASUU/Fgn agreement was signed in 2009? So why didn't they incorporate the agreement in this year's budget. Simply put, Fgn has no intentions of honouring the agreement.

I'm not saying that they shouldn't be granted their wish, but a father who wants to impress a hardworking family must make sure he has the required resources and leaves nobody untouched.



If federal govt should honour that agreement at this point in time, then they should expect other associations to start popping up and demanding greatly even at more dire circumstances.



This strike could be called off, the ASUU could be meeting with FG while lectures are going on in our various institutions.




If you are in support that FG should pay the amount ASUU is demanding, you may come back here to scream that an important project has been abandoned by the federal govt and that this administration is clueless.

Nice pictures. Umuahia wu nsi.

Ghydyon: Who is dis maku

na im be that guy wey dey sell Debino for AYA junction.

ASUU should also be sensible. How could they be asking for such amount of money by this time of the year, knowing fully well that this year's budget must have been implemented.



I think some people have highjacked this association for selfish interests. They want the federal government to go on borrowing so that they can open their wide, smelling hypocritic mouth and say that the president is clueless.


GEJ can not be dragged down by rascals.

otijah: They ar building castles in the air, we dey wait for that day

Oga,na you wan stop dem?

Longeria: I believe the prophesy of the man of God.

I don't know why you people have chosen to remain gullible and deluded for a life time.



For Kraist sake which prophet or man of god waits for the day before an event to start predicting or prophesying what would happen
What happened to year 2000, 2001, 2002, they year Assad mounted the throne, etc. Why didn't he made this prophecy/prediction those years, or hasn't god called him then?

cjrane: [size=18pt][b]You can call them gullible, naive, easily persuaded or whatever words you think your superb intelligence can muster, but let me just tell you that those of you still playing with the words of this great servant of God will eventually learn the wisdom of some of us who initially doubted him completely, only to eat our words of doubt later through the years.When Prophet Joshua suddenly begins to warn about a rather off the topic issue, be certain that something dreadful is being warned against.

I personally consider Prophet TB Joshua the ONLY credible man of God in Nigeria. I haven't said there are not others, but i said I personally consider him so.

In-case you didn't watch his Sunday service or you are just trying to mock yourself,
TB Joshua is urging restraint by the World and powerful nations from using force against ASSAD regime of Syria. He said the issue inside Syria will be overcome with force being contemplated now, but it will eventually spread violence into more than 5 countries in that neighborhood. INCLUDING TURKEY!

Prophet Joshua is begging that the issue of Syria be re-introduced to the Arab league to seek solution with the ASSAD regime through love and not by sword. It will be a difficult process but it will have far less consequences than striking militarily on Syria by a coalition of nations.[/b][/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x78rtxy0-ic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5va1qkL3BA

this is so thrasy

Caleboha: Travelling when your house is on fire!

Yungwizzzy: running away from the crises in pdp I guess

what GEJ is doing is the best way to reply his detractors.


Pretend to be mute on the looming crises and continue to extend bilateral ties with key countries and thereby, keep working tirelessly for the betterment of the masses.






The masses have the say and not decamping PDP members.

I have something to say later

fewj: Reading through different comments regarding an impending war or should I say an impending U.S invasion of Syria and It sovereignty, Here are some points I think we should all note:

1. This impending invasion is a product of political turmoil, citizens of syria have rejected their government especially their president just like some other Arab nations did recently, why can't president Assad just step down, your own people don't want you anymore, you're imposing yourself on them at the cost of so many lives!!! You definitely do not have their best interest at heart!

2. This crisis didn't start today, its been on for over two years, neither the Assad regime, the U.S., Russia or even China have been able to come up with a reasonable solution and execute it to the later, Russia and China especially so far haven't done anything to mitigate the hardship being faced by Syrians through medical and food aid and anything else, instead they've been making huge profits from it buy selling more weapons to the Assad regime!!!

3. I never saw any thread here on Nairaland suggesting a solution to this crisis, or even commensurating with the Syrian people in their time of hardship for the over two years its been on

4. I also never saw any thread criticising the U.N. Security council for not doing nearly enough all this time, or even a thread mobilizing an anti Assad or even an Anti civil war rally all this time, now thousands have died!

Finally The U.S. is bold enough to initiate a military strike, tongues which have been silent to the death of people's children, parents, their lovers, spouse, uncles and aunties are now wagging.

In my opinion, the solution is very simple, Russia which has strong ties with the Assad regime should offer the Syrian president and his cohorts asylum, that would be a major game changer.

(If Russia won't, GEJ should set up a joint committee of boko haram and Mend to go and kidnap Assad , Na joke I dey o )

despite your joke, you made a million senses.

omonnakoda: Abeg!!!I dey talk to Human Person

shît

omonnakoda: Who unleash you

meaning

[quote author=NEDU-IFYY78]What do you main by end time[/quote]is 'main' now the new meaning of 'mean'?

omonnakoda: Shut up. You are empty and have nothing to offer.Illiterate

shey the guy can read and write, how come he is an illiterate

Dangote is a hard working business man. Alas,this nation has been sold to the highest bidder.

Tolexander: So after sleeping overnight in my house built with dangote cement with the room flitted with dangote petrochemicals to kill the mosquitoes, i will still need waking up in the morning to boil my water for tea which has dangote sugar with dangote gas, and cook my dangote shaggetti also with dangote kerosene.
Drive to my working place with my car running on dangote petrol. Only to gat to work and realised there is no PHCN light then thinking of how to run our generator on Dangote diesel.
Even about 5% of the air breathe in will be dangote from the combustion of his fuels from automobiles and generators to the atmosphere likewise the air breathe out will be dangote from the catabolism of the sugar, spaghetti indomine and vegetables fertilized by the dangote's fertilizer i eat everyday.
Applied for dangote truck driving school, but wasn't admitted but still putting my hope on the post of the dangote group company financial manager i recently applied for.

Shey na Dangote create me ni!

Dangote didn't create you, certainly your creator has assigned Dangote to carter for your needs

I'm the only African in the Bavarian team.

There was once a type of cabin called STANDARD TROJAN.




Digestive and groundsouth na die.

Nice move by FG

Energy gotten from egbo








His lips tells me so

Is that a human being or a bolonbolo

I started reading this article exactly the same time my brother left Wuse for Gwagwalada.







He is back and I'm not yet through.