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Romance › Re: (NEW)* Truth Or Dare: Only For The Brave (18+) !!! by Lordave: 3:53am On May 18, 2020
Truth angry
Christianity Etc › Re: The People Of Arondizuogu Report Prophet Odumeje To Their Deity (arusi) (VIDEO by Lordave: 5:02am On May 10, 2020
hammerP:
AFRICA PROBLEM IS NOT JUST THE GOVERNMENT.

IT IS THE PEOPLE.

AFRICANS ARE THEIR OWN WORST ENEMY.

THEY ALWAYS GIVING EACH OTHER THE EVIL EYE.

U PROGRESS, PROBLEM.

U NO PROGRESS, WAHALA.

ENEMIES OF PROGRESS, EVERYWHERE.
Now I know I was quoting a teenager with a brain size same as that of a jellyfish.

I’m really sorry for quoting you initially, you may peacefully die in your unbridled tomfoolery.
Christianity Etc › Re: The People Of Arondizuogu Report Prophet Odumeje To Their Deity (arusi) (VIDEO by Lordave: 5:00am On May 10, 2020
hammerP:
U well so?


Is this your thing?

Animal cruelty!


That idiot needs to be arrested for making life threats to a prophet of God.

Go mark these words, the idiot will be arrested, that is if he has not already done a runner.
You are an eternal fool if you really believe criminal you call man of god is genuine, there won’t be any cure to your viral iberiberism.


You need to shut up forever.
Christianity Etc › Re: The People Of Arondizuogu Report Prophet Odumeje To Their Deity (arusi) (VIDEO by Lordave: 4:57am On May 10, 2020
hammerP:
NDI ARONDIZUOGU BEHAVE LIKE CRIMINALS.


TELL ME IF IT IS NOT A LOST TO NDIIGBO IF WE LOSE THAT YOUNG HANDSOME VIBRANT PREACHER.


KILLING YOUR OWN IS NEVER THE SOLUTION, IT SHOWS BAD MIND AND BAD PEOPLE.


I HOPE THE POLICE MAKE ARREST AND SCATTER THAT SHRINE.
It’s like your kind of stupidity comes with weekend subscription.
I can see you’ve just renewed yours and rolled over unused foolishness.

The same thing that the useless over bleached fraudulent pastor did that made those guys to visit their shrine is the same thing you’re repeating here.

And you want to claim to be a sensible Igboman?

You must be acutely rètarded!
Celebrities › Re: Meet Bruno Okpara, The Hottest And Most Handsome Nigeria Police Officer by Lordave: 4:43am On May 10, 2020
Too much filter.



Nice physique.
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Had A T.hree.some? Share Your Experience. by Lordave: 4:40am On May 10, 2020
Shukusheka:
I had a threes0me in my service year in Calabar and it was terrible.

I went to NYSC a virgin, somehow someway sex had managed to elude me in school, all the bitches I dated were after my money, not one gave me their ponmo to taste. angry Service year was supposed to be fun, I wasn't going to waste time forming mr gentleman, I was going out full force to finally get that coochie. My story starts..

It was a bright sunny Saturday morning when my corper roomate told me one of his girls is coming, the girl had told him she likes me, he had proposed a threes0me and the babe was all in for it. She would be coming to visit in the next 2 hours. You don't mean it Obinna, I exclaimed. shocked Ofcourse he meant it. I quickly dived to my bag to check for my condoms, they were there unopened just like they have been since I bought them 3 years ago. Obinna gave me a dose of viagra which I swallowed immediately - my entire body now shaking with so much tension. I tried to stay calm. Nothing is going to stop my shine today, I muttered as I paced quietly around the room. Today is my day.

The calabar babe came in, and before you say Peter Parker, Obinna and the girl were already kissing passionately on the bed. Ahn ahn, this is looking too good to be true o, Chai!. My pen1s was throbbing violently in my boxers, like a beast waiting to attack.

We got nakedd and action started, obinna and the girl went the first round while I stood watching, stroking my erect d1ck with one hand and her breast with the other. I had learnt this vintage trick from years watching xvideo as a celibate. Ten minutes after, it was my turn, the babe came towards me, kissed me deeply and pushed me to the bed. Then the unfortunate happened. I erupted hot akamu immediately the girl touched by d1ck. Scissors
cry-st!! Nothing wey this babe no do to resurrect my lazarus, but baba don die. Handjob o, Mouth Action o, nothing worked. I looked at Obinna with begging eyes hoping he would salvage my bruised ego, he didn't even look at me twice. The babe hissed, went back to Obinna and they continued with their second round of sex while I sat watching in shame like a common thief caught red-handed in action..............

To be continued later
Since she only stroked your dîck and you ejaculated without penetration aren’t you supposed to still be a virgin?

How does a guy lose virginity without penetrating a hole? No BJ, vaginal or anal sex?
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Had A T.hree.some? Share Your Experience. by Lordave: 4:36am On May 10, 2020
lexyking:
Damn!!! Paris has got to be the sin capital of the world I tell you. there's not a state in the whole of America that can match the energy and adventurous spirit of paris, it's like everyone just leaves there countries to Paris to fulfill their sexual fantasies. it's just that I'm really not the type to go into details if not, if I start with all my Paris experiences pages go full.

I just wish that someday Nigerian girls will get to that level of exposure
Las Vegas is called Sin City, I don’t think it’s just a nickname.

Los Angeles, Atlanta, Miami, Cincinnati etc.
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Had A T.hree.some? Share Your Experience. by Lordave: 4:33am On May 10, 2020
Funny enough I just had a threesöme this Friday evening with 2 girls.

Nothing much, the girls arrived and pulled off immediately. I got naked too but we started chatting until one of them grabbed the thing and began to handle and play with it.

We made out for a little while then the tag along babe set for missionary. While I was at it, the main chick was sucking my nipples, caressing and wobbling my sack.

After about 8 mins or so, I pulled out and grabbed the main chick, she was petite and easy on bed.

Na so this babe set doggy and pulled her G-Strings to the side, I slide in her DM before I could hit the coochie for 5 mins come see arching.
It was like her pecky boobs were glued to the bed and her ass pointing to my forehead. Na so I grabbed the ass cheeks dey thrust like say I have spent my whole life savings.

All this while I didn’t notice the other babe has been playing with my sucrutum, she eventually got fed up and left me to die with her friend. I manage cum after like 12-15 mins and the girl was like “How much are you even going to give me self? I can’t suffer all these things for just thank you and little money.” While I can vividly spot a look of excitement on her face.

Finally I gave them little money and they were gone.
Mind you it was same condom I used on both of them, didn’t do it intentionally, but I noticed when they were gone.

Threesöme is quite overrated, the only good feeling I will say, is your nipples being caressed or sucked at the same time you’re digging a sweet hole, double sensation.
Romance › Re: Whatsapp SEX Conversation Between A Male Teacher & His 15-year-old Student (pic) by Lordave: 3:52am On May 10, 2020
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Men are vile and disgusting and I hope they all fucking die.
Only a frustrated orphan or a rejected child would make this comment.
Romance › Re: How N Where Do U Think This Guy Got This Injury? Only Senior Apostles Will Know by Lordave: 3:45am On May 10, 2020
donbachi:
Guys with knees like dis should be arrested..they are rapist.always raping women on the road or they always have sex with goats..recently,almost all the houses in nigeria have tiles everywhere..how him take get am.
A very good rug did this to me in 2017.

It was pain after pleasure.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Doctor Exposes Corona Virus Scam by Lordave: 3:39am On May 10, 2020
Golan007:
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Billyonaire enough with the tomfoolery.
He writes with the confidence and arrogance of Billyonaire, but I’m finding it difficult believing he is Billyonaire
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Deletes Chat On Facebook After Conversation by Lordave: 7:33am On May 09, 2020
MichealKin50:
Tell please
Sorry for the late reply.

It’s simple, since you have access to her FB, you can stylishly get her FB password without her knowing you have the password.

But if you already have the password, then you can go on and add up her account on your own Facebook Messenger App.

Whenever you miss coming back home, find out if she’s online on Messenger, log out your account and log in hers and see who she chats with and what her chats are like.


Although this is a recipe to getting severely heartbroken but it’s good way to find out if your fidelity was been reciprocated or taken for granted all the while.
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Deletes Chat On Facebook After Conversation by Lordave: 2:55pm On May 08, 2020
MichealKin50:
The day I realized this, the morning of that day we chatted on Facebook and I can't find the chats. I went to her WhatsApp and discovered the same thing. In fact she set her Facebook in a way that if you tagged her on a post, nobody sees the post unless she approved it. I am just confused
Do you wanna know if she’s cheating or not?

Reply me lemme tell you what to do.
Politics › Re: These Five States Account For 87 % Of Nigeria’s VAT Revenue by Lordave: 7:16am On May 08, 2020
There’s a reason Ogun State which is listed among top 5 States in internally generated revenues is not on that list.

But trust empty tribal bigots, their only purpose of thinking is for tribal bigotry, yet they’re always the first to yell hatred and bitterness.
Politics › Re: These Five States Account For 87 % Of Nigeria’s VAT Revenue by Lordave: 7:11am On May 08, 2020
GamalNasser:
It gets remitted in Lagos and that's the dynamics I have been trying to get Seunmsg to understand, I think it's wrong to try to use VAT as a Yardstick to measure contributions by regions to the Federal Purse
Let’s wait for their answers.

Maybe because 60% of companies like that are headquartered in Lagos so only people from South west contributed to the Lagos 55% VAT returns.
Politics › Re: These Five States Account For 87 % Of Nigeria’s VAT Revenue by Lordave: 7:01am On May 08, 2020
Multichoice Nigeria is headquartered in Lagos State. Now when I make a subscription for my DStv I’m always charged 5% VAT.

Given that I don’t reside in Lagos, and I was taxed for the payment I made on my DStv who’s headquartered in Lagos State does my 5% VAT get recorded into VAT collected in my state of residence or in Lagos State where the company I had my transaction with is headquartered in?

Seunmsg, YorubaHero12, Simplyleo.

GamalNasser WiseandTrue
Politics › Re: See Amount Of Food Items US Govt Gave Its Citizens by Lordave: 6:32am On May 08, 2020
fykes:
Bros don't get too emotional.
The person u quoted is not any government official... He may well be more hungry than u can ever be but his ignorance is defending the Hunger for him. U see people like that will often find reasons toexplain and accept their situations rather than make moves to change it.
They are wired that way... Especially when they have a basic education.
I was emotional, but I was actually been emotional for him.

I thought, “only a corrupt government official feeding fat from taxpayers money could make such a moronic comment”.

Seems he’s exactly what we term Buhari followers here.
Romance › Re: She's Into Whatsapp Porn Group... by Lordave:
I don’t understand why everybody is screaming privacy this privacy that.

You will be doing privacy and a matured partner Na so your other partner go dey sex chat one random dude or babe, before you know it they’ve met and fuckéd, they could continue fücking or the one night stand may just be enough to shatter your life for a significant amount of time if not the rest of it.

Your WhatsApp messages and groups defines who you exactly are, same as your Facebook messenger, Instagram and other messaging platforms. If I don’t have access to many of these, then I haven’t known you yet.

I will never be in a relationship where my partner is not comfortable with me having access to her phone, mine is there for you too, so why would you yell privacy on me if you have nothing BAD on your phone? If I find out that you’ve been seeing someone or have gone to see someone I will codedly request we go for a test, if you test positive to any STD while I’ve been keeping myself for you, thunder will fire you and privacy (I mean you’re gone in my life, I won’t harm you but reconciliation is not possible).

You can’t come and waste my life in the name of privacy. We fûck and exchange saliva and you think a message on your WhatsApp is private to you?

I just dey pity the Mumu boys wey dey here dey form privacy, una own never done.

Note, my comment goes for the ladies too, you be there forming privacy because there’s a male bestie you always chat naughty with(emotional cheat like you) or a fellow girl you share your sexcapedes with, while your Bobo himself dey bomb straydogs on InMessage, codedruns, streets, workplace or even church. Na so him go carry one illness come infect you or one of the straydogs might be lucky enough to lose your grip on him and you’re done too.


As for the OP, guy why are having emotional hiccups for a teenager?
Unless you’re a fellow teenager, you should better respect yourself.
Politics › Re: See Amount Of Food Items US Govt Gave Its Citizens by Lordave: 5:09am On May 08, 2020
mrvitalis:
People think the money n foodstuffs are free ....but that's less than 20% of the tax they pay

Most of us don't pay tax so we should not expect shit
How many of the politicians pay basic tax, yet they’ve all shared money for palliatives to themselves.

These same people have lived on various unnecessary allowances for many years since they went into politics and yet they can’t provide 1/8 of the nation with quality and quantity palliatives for just a month of lockdown.

Don’t say most of us don’t pay tax, there are millions of middle class income earners who have been paying their taxes for years, what palliatives were given to them by your miserable government?

With the above comment of yours, I assume you’re a government official living large on many allowances and bloated salaries, but if you’re just a random man and happy with the conditions of Nigerians in this lockdown, considering your comments here, sir, I’m sorry but you’re irredeemable.
Romance › Re: Lady Who Is A Tatoo Addict Spent £20,000 On Over 100 Tattoos, Piercing (Graphic) by Lordave: 4:53am On May 08, 2020
Exc2000:
cool


If only a yahoo boy was there to help her clean her account or max out her credit card, she wouldn't have spare cash to deform herself


.
Not a nice thing to say or even think about.
Health › Re: Igbo Corpses In Body Bags Are Being Smuggled Home From North by Lordave: 4:48am On May 08, 2020
Grayoso:
So Yorubas created the name Emeka Umeagbalasi, complete with phone number and email, to spread fake news against Igbos ba? Bruv, wake up. Yorubas don't care about you lot like that.

Face your issues and listen to your fellow Igbos rather than dismiss their utterances as "Yoruba fake news".

It is this attitude that has seen the worst political misrulers installed as governors of SE States while you lot have your eyes on Tinubu and the SW 24/7 instead of focusing on the fire consuming your home.
You can even say it was signed by Chinua Achebe with his phone numbers and email addresses, the fact remains that it’s a fake news/story.

Even you all know it’s a fake story but just inherently wishing it’s true cos you are deeply enmeshed in tribal bigotry against Igbos.

The energy you lots are wasting here wishing it’s true and spreading the fake news can be used to better the lives of you lots.


Someone up there claimed that Igbos were rejoicing at the frequent reportage of deaths in the North, for same reason he’s happy the same reportage is being made about Igbos albeit false. But if Igbos should should return the gesture when the reportage will be made about his ethnic group everybody will open there smelly mouth to shout children of hate and anger bla bla bla.

I guess you all are loving the Igbos on this thread, just incase it’s reported about you, whether truth or false don’t come and whine about hatred and bitterness you are all drooling here.
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Lordave: 3:50am On May 08, 2020
I have received over 90 painful bites from my girlfriend of recent.

She loves playing tough before sex, so she always bite me when I have subdued her.

And she done collect some dirty slaps too just to stop her from bitting harder.
Education › Re: Is This Sex Education Or What? by Lordave: 3:15am On May 08, 2020
Lets see the book cover na, how can you open just a page and say it’s children’s book and expect us all to believe?
Health › Re: 195 New COVID-19 Cases, 5 Deaths, & 53 Discharged On May 6 by Lordave: 12:33am On May 07, 2020
fergie001:
As at yesterday, I know he is still a supermod.
Okay.
Health › Re: 195 New COVID-19 Cases, 5 Deaths, & 53 Discharged On May 6 by Lordave: 12:29am On May 07, 2020
senatordave1:
What of lala and domi
Lalasticlala was a SuperMod, dunno about now or if he is even still a mod.

Maybe he resigned, dunno.

Don’t know about the other person too.
Romance › Re: Sex Styles That Can't Pregnant A woman by Lordave: 3:42am On May 06, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
... or anal sex.
You can still get STD.
Nairaland General › Re: Bundesliga Footballer Who Died Was Found Alive And Working by Lordave: 5:27pm On May 05, 2020
Women embarassed
Health › Re: Saidu Ahmed Is Dead! NEMA North East Coordinator Dies In Borno by Lordave: 5:25pm On May 05, 2020
Why everybody just dey die for North?

Buhari should please visit Katsina let’s see if things would get better.
Health › Re: Union Bank Staff Dies Of Corona Virus In Lagos - CEO Reveals by Lordave: 12:09am On May 05, 2020
Iyiataata92:
If you have been following his bickerings since last week, you won't need a prophet to tell you that bro is yet to get an alert.
Buhari used bro's allowance to complete Gandollar's 15 billion. What A Pity!!!
Even the resident fake Suya seller is nowhere to be found, like Buhari like his followers. That one didn’t even have enough savings to buy data during this nationwide economic lockdown.
Health › Re: Union Bank Staff Dies Of Corona Virus In Lagos - CEO Reveals by Lordave: 12:01am On May 05, 2020
sarrki:
Mr President, governors and all other stake holders failed

Why relax the lockdown?
Have you received your N5,000 palliative package?
Health › Re: COVID-19: 245 New Cases, 2802 Total Confirmed, 417 Discharged, 93 Deaths by Lordave: 11:58pm On May 04, 2020
What lies ahead the next two weeks is gonna come with a shockwave.

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