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Truth ![]() |
hammerP:Now I know I was quoting a teenager with a brain size same as that of a jellyfish. I’m really sorry for quoting you initially, you may peacefully die in your unbridled tomfoolery. |
hammerP:You are an eternal fool if you really believe criminal you call man of god is genuine, there won’t be any cure to your viral iberiberism. You need to shut up forever. |
hammerP:It’s like your kind of stupidity comes with weekend subscription. I can see you’ve just renewed yours and rolled over unused foolishness. The same thing that the useless over bleached fraudulent pastor did that made those guys to visit their shrine is the same thing you’re repeating here. And you want to claim to be a sensible Igboman? You must be acutely rètarded! |
Too much filter. Nice physique. |
Shukusheka:Since she only stroked your dîck and you ejaculated without penetration aren’t you supposed to still be a virgin? How does a guy lose virginity without penetrating a hole? No BJ, vaginal or anal sex? |
lexyking:Las Vegas is called Sin City, I don’t think it’s just a nickname. Los Angeles, Atlanta, Miami, Cincinnati etc. |
Funny enough I just had a threesöme this Friday evening with 2 girls. Nothing much, the girls arrived and pulled off immediately. I got naked too but we started chatting until one of them grabbed the thing and began to handle and play with it. We made out for a little while then the tag along babe set for missionary. While I was at it, the main chick was sucking my nipples, caressing and wobbling my sack. After about 8 mins or so, I pulled out and grabbed the main chick, she was petite and easy on bed. Na so this babe set doggy and pulled her G-Strings to the side, I slide in her DM before I could hit the coochie for 5 mins come see arching. It was like her pecky boobs were glued to the bed and her ass pointing to my forehead. Na so I grabbed the ass cheeks dey thrust like say I have spent my whole life savings. All this while I didn’t notice the other babe has been playing with my sucrutum, she eventually got fed up and left me to die with her friend. I manage cum after like 12-15 mins and the girl was like “How much are you even going to give me self? I can’t suffer all these things for just thank you and little money.” While I can vividly spot a look of excitement on her face. Finally I gave them little money and they were gone. Mind you it was same condom I used on both of them, didn’t do it intentionally, but I noticed when they were gone. Threesöme is quite overrated, the only good feeling I will say, is your nipples being caressed or sucked at the same time you’re digging a sweet hole, double sensation. |
ladyGKilaBCrueD:Only a frustrated orphan or a rejected child would make this comment. |
donbachi:A very good rug did this to me in 2017. It was pain after pleasure. |
Golan007:He writes with the confidence and arrogance of Billyonaire, but I’m finding it difficult believing he is Billyonaire |
MichealKin50:Sorry for the late reply. It’s simple, since you have access to her FB, you can stylishly get her FB password without her knowing you have the password. But if you already have the password, then you can go on and add up her account on your own Facebook Messenger App. Whenever you miss coming back home, find out if she’s online on Messenger, log out your account and log in hers and see who she chats with and what her chats are like. Although this is a recipe to getting severely heartbroken but it’s good way to find out if your fidelity was been reciprocated or taken for granted all the while. |
MichealKin50:Do you wanna know if she’s cheating or not? Reply me lemme tell you what to do. |
There’s a reason Ogun State which is listed among top 5 States in internally generated revenues is not on that list. But trust empty tribal bigots, their only purpose of thinking is for tribal bigotry, yet they’re always the first to yell hatred and bitterness. |
GamalNasser:Let’s wait for their answers. Maybe because 60% of companies like that are headquartered in Lagos so only people from South west contributed to the Lagos 55% VAT returns. |
Multichoice Nigeria is headquartered in Lagos State. Now when I make a subscription for my DStv I’m always charged 5% VAT. Given that I don’t reside in Lagos, and I was taxed for the payment I made on my DStv who’s headquartered in Lagos State does my 5% VAT get recorded into VAT collected in my state of residence or in Lagos State where the company I had my transaction with is headquartered in? Seunmsg, YorubaHero12, Simplyleo. GamalNasser WiseandTrue |
fykes:I was emotional, but I was actually been emotional for him. I thought, “only a corrupt government official feeding fat from taxpayers money could make such a moronic comment”. Seems he’s exactly what we term Buhari followers here. |
I don’t understand why everybody is screaming privacy this privacy that. You will be doing privacy and a matured partner Na so your other partner go dey sex chat one random dude or babe, before you know it they’ve met and fuckéd, they could continue fücking or the one night stand may just be enough to shatter your life for a significant amount of time if not the rest of it. Your WhatsApp messages and groups defines who you exactly are, same as your Facebook messenger, Instagram and other messaging platforms. If I don’t have access to many of these, then I haven’t known you yet. I will never be in a relationship where my partner is not comfortable with me having access to her phone, mine is there for you too, so why would you yell privacy on me if you have nothing BAD on your phone? If I find out that you’ve been seeing someone or have gone to see someone I will codedly request we go for a test, if you test positive to any STD while I’ve been keeping myself for you, thunder will fire you and privacy (I mean you’re gone in my life, I won’t harm you but reconciliation is not possible). You can’t come and waste my life in the name of privacy. We fûck and exchange saliva and you think a message on your WhatsApp is private to you? I just dey pity the Mumu boys wey dey here dey form privacy, una own never done. Note, my comment goes for the ladies too, you be there forming privacy because there’s a male bestie you always chat naughty with(emotional cheat like you) or a fellow girl you share your sexcapedes with, while your Bobo himself dey bomb straydogs on InMessage, codedruns, streets, workplace or even church. Na so him go carry one illness come infect you or one of the straydogs might be lucky enough to lose your grip on him and you’re done too. As for the OP, guy why are having emotional hiccups for a teenager? Unless you’re a fellow teenager, you should better respect yourself. |
mrvitalis:How many of the politicians pay basic tax, yet they’ve all shared money for palliatives to themselves. These same people have lived on various unnecessary allowances for many years since they went into politics and yet they can’t provide 1/8 of the nation with quality and quantity palliatives for just a month of lockdown. Don’t say most of us don’t pay tax, there are millions of middle class income earners who have been paying their taxes for years, what palliatives were given to them by your miserable government? With the above comment of yours, I assume you’re a government official living large on many allowances and bloated salaries, but if you’re just a random man and happy with the conditions of Nigerians in this lockdown, considering your comments here, sir, I’m sorry but you’re irredeemable. |
Exc2000:Not a nice thing to say or even think about. |
Grayoso:You can even say it was signed by Chinua Achebe with his phone numbers and email addresses, the fact remains that it’s a fake news/story. Even you all know it’s a fake story but just inherently wishing it’s true cos you are deeply enmeshed in tribal bigotry against Igbos. The energy you lots are wasting here wishing it’s true and spreading the fake news can be used to better the lives of you lots. Someone up there claimed that Igbos were rejoicing at the frequent reportage of deaths in the North, for same reason he’s happy the same reportage is being made about Igbos albeit false. But if Igbos should should return the gesture when the reportage will be made about his ethnic group everybody will open there smelly mouth to shout children of hate and anger bla bla bla. I guess you all are loving the Igbos on this thread, just incase it’s reported about you, whether truth or false don’t come and whine about hatred and bitterness you are all drooling here. |
I have received over 90 painful bites from my girlfriend of recent. She loves playing tough before sex, so she always bite me when I have subdued her. And she done collect some dirty slaps too just to stop her from bitting harder. |
Lets see the book cover na, how can you open just a page and say it’s children’s book and expect us all to believe? |
fergie001:Okay. |
senatordave1:Lalasticlala was a SuperMod, dunno about now or if he is even still a mod. Maybe he resigned, dunno. Don’t know about the other person too. |
MrBrownJay1:You can still get STD. |
Women ![]() |
Why everybody just dey die for North? Buhari should please visit Katsina let’s see if things would get better. |
Iyiataata92:Even the resident fake Suya seller is nowhere to be found, like Buhari like his followers. That one didn’t even have enough savings to buy data during this nationwide economic lockdown. |
sarrki:Have you received your N5,000 palliative package? |
What lies ahead the next two weeks is gonna come with a shockwave. |
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