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Crime › Re: Kalu: Trace Bandits' Funding Sources Same Way You Did With EndSARS Protesters by Lordave: 7:57am On Mar 19, 2021
Subsidybad21:
Not here to defend government or to defend bandits or Buhari

But let's be honest, tracing Bandits money is not going to be that easy

For starters, ENDSARS protest leaders used the banks and opened accounts in their name or accounts linked to them. That enabled authorites to trace them with ease.Because they left a paper trail. They even left account details for donations on line....making it easier for everyone including DSS and other government agents to trace them

As for your average bandit....I doubt they use the normal banking system. If anything, they probably keep their money outside of it. Some savvy kidnappers have been reported to use bitcoin, but on the whole bandits probably don't use the banks to keep their money.

Most bandits get money this way...ask the person delivering ransom to drop a bag of money in a remote location. No cops, or else. Not 'transfer money via a bank account'...easy to catch, especially in this era of BVN.

Or if they did, I suspect they have a series of varied fronts, and prolly don't register the accounts in their names.

Once you don't leave a paper trail, the work of the police in tracing you becomes harder.
Ogbeni, unless you’re a government official, please leave this useless government to respond to this. If you know all these, then you should know that there’s no means of payment in this Earth that is untraceable.

You said you’re not here to defend Booohari and the bandits, it’s ok, but what you typed here looks like a defensive case from a SAN for Bandits.
Politics › Re: Currently We Have Two Set Of Law In Nigeria -sen Enyinnaya Abaribe by Lordave: 7:52am On Mar 19, 2021
blackpanda:
This one is always complaining. But still collecting his 25million monthly from naija govt. Who is deceiving whom? If u truly want biafra then resign from national assembly and conduct referendum
Did you choose to sound like this or you're naturally slow?

Where in the article did he talk about Biafra and SECESSION?

Folks like you are the bane to the progress of this damn country

Romance › Re: Why Do People Tell Me I Look Like A Girl by Lordave: 6:18am On Mar 19, 2021
blazepascal:
check your self
Check your asshole.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Watch As Joe Biden Goofs, Refers To VP Kamala Harris As President by Lordave: 6:08am On Mar 19, 2021
Nothing can be worse than "Angela Mitchell of West Germany"

buhari the DeutscheMark fulani president says hi wink wink
Politics › Re: 2023: Ohanaeze Rejects PDP’s No-Zoning Formula, Insists On Igbo President by Lordave:
Vaughanlanrewaj:
It is so apparent that PDP will not gamble and place any southerner against an Asiwaju Tinubu in 2023 so they are banking on taking the huge northern votes to cancel APC in the south.
This is a very good time for Ohaneze to start planning for 2031 including building a formidable platform then presenting a candidate with great clout who can win election across regions. Latest free stuff now at www.freestuffsng.com
This Asiwaju must be living in a fools paradise through you.

Better refund him his bullion van rents before it's too late.
All I have to say to you.
Misterdhee1:
Where's ohaneze living? wink
In your head, rent free. tongue
rexwalters:
Why not give it to an Urhobo, or Itsekiri man aren’t they also Nigerians, abi na only Igbo never rule Nigeria?
I thought Urhobo , Ijaw and Itsekiri are the same we "South South" ethnic group ?

Goodluck don do una turn na. cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy
Politics › Re: 2023: Ohanaeze Rejects PDP’s No-Zoning Formula, Insists On Igbo President by Lordave: 5:18am On Mar 19, 2021
It's either that or nothing.

Ohaneze is growing some expected balls.
Politics › Re: Anambra Airport: Obiano Takes Ohaneze Executives On Tour Of Project by Lordave: 5:15am On Mar 19, 2021
SirIconR:
The Name will be Sir Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu International Airport ..... I can bet this, Any time any day
What will be the positive for naming it after Ojukwu? Will it increase nmber of passengers and aircraft landing and taking off from the airport?

They could find simpler names like Anambra International Airport or even Chinua Achebe International Airport and leave Ojukwu to rest, many monuments and sites with his name already ah ah!

Unu choro nno iji politics gbuchapu nwoke mmadu na ili. Na wa o.
Politics › Re: Three Nigerian Presidents That Named Roads After Foreign Leaders by Lordave: 5:05am On Mar 19, 2021
KosiGee:
In new haven Enugu, there are Lumumba street and Marcus Garvey Street. New Haven to independence layout...Bisallah road. This is s bit strange considering the fact that Bisalla was implicated in the Dimka’s coup and executed by firing squad.

Around uwani, there is the Osadebe Street. I believe it was named after Dennis Osadebey instead of the legendary Osita Osadebe.
There's even Dan Fodio road in Aba, Abia State, yet immobile morons who have never left their poultry region like to claim that Igbos are not accommodating.
Politics › Re: Anambra Airport: Obiano Takes Ohaneze Executives On Tour Of Project by Lordave: 4:57am On Mar 19, 2021
Ibeme:
Calm down. PH Airport is still there na.
If I were Obiano I would make sure that this airport is second to none or at least second to Lagos in the whole of Southern Nigeria.

Anambra is situated perfectly in the East, those going to the North or West mostly pass through the state, I won't have to travel to Lagos or Abuja to fly while we have almost the same facility in nearby Anambra State.
Politics › Re: Anambra Airport: Obiano Takes Ohaneze Executives On Tour Of Project by Lordave: 4:46am On Mar 19, 2021
Na wa oo.

This one our darling daddy is here, I hope he hasn't booked space at the airport to sell dead vulture meat.

Anambra people should be careful with the way the consume BBque, not everything with 2 legs is a chicken.
Politics › Re: What Advice Do You Have For Mr President? by Lordave: 4:45am On Mar 19, 2021
My advice to buhari is for him not to slow down in showing the true colors and intentions of the fulani and hausa parasites in Nigeria. We can"t afford to repeat this mistake again by thinking anything good could ever come out from his people again, not even when one has contested for the presidency 9 times and shading alligator tears.

I mean for a combined 40 years or more under fulani and hausa democratic and autocratic military leadership yet Nigeria with all her resources is still competing as the poverty capital of the world. buhari is certainly Nigeria's last president from the hausa and fulani group. They have nothing to offer towards Nigeria progress, all what they are after is the money they can loot and enjoy in with their 4 wives in an event of disintegration.
Politics › Re: Enugu State Inaugurates New Tech Hubs, Youth Innovation Centers by Lordave: 4:30am On Mar 19, 2021
And the shameless over bloated obese nincompoop went to commission this thing with his media team?

tHIS PEOPLE akpariala anyi too much na obodo a.

Ekwensu ga akpo bastard owula ga quote m to defend this insult on over 7 million Enugu people.
Politics › Re: Enugu State Inaugurates New Tech Hubs, Youth Innovation Centers by Lordave: 4:25am On Mar 19, 2021
What is this nonsense 3 bedrooms duplex?

Look at what this animal built in 2021 as a Tech Hub? The ones his sons and daughters visits with the masses money overseas do they look like this upgraded shrine?

I won't hesitate to do the needful if I eventually come across any Nigerian politician with a Colt 45.

I just can't bear this insult to our intelligence anymore, wait, are we even intelligent in this country?
Politics › Re: Igboho: Arewa Youths Give Yorubas 72 Hours To Leave North by Lordave: 4:13am On Mar 19, 2021
I blame Yoruba people for all the insults the whole country and the Yoruba people condone in the hands of these empty fulani and hausa people.

Imagine majorly illiterate criminal marauders giving quit notices to both Igbos and Yorubas?

Like if the Northern and Southern protectorates were not amalgamated, could these desert dwellers comfortably issue ultimatums like this to Yorubas and Igbos in their sandy hellfire of a country? It's like Indians giving the Brits and Americans quit notices to leave India.

For all I know, Yorubas emboldened the fulanis to this extent and they are now feeling it hot like the rest of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Wike: Banditry Will Not End In Nigeria Since They’ve Politicised Security by Lordave: 3:31am On Mar 19, 2021
Since Buhari is directly and openly funding his Banditry Arm of Government in case of any resistance against the Fulani political hegemony, the best thing for every governor not a Fulani man to do is to channel resources and funds to local militias who will counter this rampaging political Jihadist if Buhari decides to launch a full offensive like he tried to do in the South West and Orlu.

The quicker you realize that Buhari won't send the Army to protect you against his Bandits the better chances you have in living to see another day in Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Female Child Kidnapper Caught In Ijora Badia, Lagos, Burnt To Ashes (Graphic) by Lordave: 3:12am On Mar 19, 2021
For just giving or trying to give Udara to kids that's all the evidence they needed to burn someone alive?

With all these innocent lives being wasted on a daily basis by both the tyrant Fulani government and senseless Nigeria citizens you still wonder why this country is still stuck in retrogress?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Shares 50-Year-Old Newspaper About Aburi Agreement (Photo) by Lordave: 5:25pm On Mar 18, 2021
theTranslator:
Anyone that kills extra-judicially when it is not war is a terrorist
Boko IPOb did it
They are lawless terrorists
Period.
You are below the lowest animal in reasoning.

Quote me anywhere and I will explain.
Romance › Re: Share Your "Ghosting". Experience by Lordave:
Ok, after sex on 29th December, I accompanied her to where she took a bus to her village.
She arrived her village later that day and informed me. We kept communicating till 1st Jan when she called at around 12:07 am to wish me a Happy New Year from her church where she attended crossover night. We spoke for 2mins and that was it.

This spirit took over me, I didn’t call her throughout that day and when she called in the evening and the next day I didn’t pick up.

After 4 days she was tired of calling, she then started to write messages asking if I’m ok and why I haven’t bothered to pick her calls. Omo, that spirit dey tell me say “na wrong messages be these, no be you get these messages” I was trying to overcome the attitude but the spirit dey tell me say “if you pick this call you be bastard” I had to keep ignoring the messages and chats, I sabi my mama and papa.

A week later she left village and paid a surprise visit to my office, fortunately I wasn’t around and one of my colleagues told her that I haven’t been to work since this year and na lie oo. She texted and told me that she came to my office and couldn’t find me, that I should better be home cos she’s going to my house immediately. Thank God I wasn’t home either.
She reach house knock tire, luckily my brother came around, met her outside and sensed we haven’t been in good terms from the way she was talking. My brother wey wan come catch cruise throughout the day come say he just came to pick up something he forgot last night.
So my bro went inside house and just randomly picked up my router and told her he’s going back to his place. There’s no way he’s leaving her alone in that house without my consent and she also needs to return to the village.

To cut a very long story short, I don’t even know why I refused picking her calls or replying her messages. She go write some sweet things to take trap me, but that spirit of ghosting strong pass anything you can possibly throw at it. She wrote many bad shits accompanied with curses on how I was treating someone I claim to love and call my girlfriend.

Many dramatic scenarios took place while I was ghosting her till time for me to travel got close. By then her Mum don even call me tire and she has told most of her friends that we have broken up and that they should stop calling me on her behalf or for whatever reason, but she was still texting me like mad saying that I should have let her know earlier that She wasn’t in my plans for 2021, I that should give the chance to see so that I will tell her to her face that I don't want her anymore.

4 days before traveling, I intentionally bumped into her, if you see as this girl take grabbed me : shocked shocked e be like where Sars come raiding for Bunk, she hold my hands begin dey shed something like tears and I was like “oh my babe I have missed you, it was a long story, that my travelling plans have materialized and I’m leaving soon and that’s why I haven’t been available anywhere she could think of. That tears like something come dey commot wella, I had to control myself else I would have shed that thing too. cry cry

As soon as we were done talking 2hrs later, I started to realize say body no be firewood bro, this Linda to fine for someone to see and still decide to be criminally celibate.

The next day, she came over and I took her out to our favorite spot. It was fun as usual and she looked genuinely happy, was unusually all over me even some of the staff noticed, one even asked me if I bought her a Benz grin cheesy. After 4 hrs there, she started asking me how tomorrow is gonna be and since I have resigned and not going to work, we should spend time together.

I knew it was going to be a bloodbath, awar of love kiss kiss so I chose a hotel rather than home make family or even Jehovah witness no spoil things for this girl.

Quarreled about how I ghosted her for 3weeks and all that, of course we wrestled like usual, this babe loves a lil bit of rough play before going down. Come see me that day, didn’t give this babe any chance, this choke wey una choke for internet bah, I choke sense commot for her body grin grin wink wink eye red and she was loving it kiss kiss tongue tongue but I was like, I'm too harsh take it easy bro. The I come remember say my I never even wrap my SK angry angry shit, I had to abort mission. Rush the wardrobe, took the SK, na 2 e dey, commot my purple colored Riz tie 2 blunts. While she was all over me, Babe decided to get high on Kiss Apple Ciders, you know women and these fancy drinks wink wink

Jesus shocked shocked should have been only ghosting experince I come dey write shit join.. Will come back to remove the unnecessary post.
Travel › Re: Maiduguri The Media Will Never Show You: A Tour Of The City (Photos, Video) by Lordave: 1:00am On Mar 10, 2021
See Wetin this one take dey make mouth?

With all the Billions the state has been receiving from the Federal Government, USA, United Nations, EU, UK, China, Germany and even France since 2010 till today all you can show for it is this?

If una dey and una never find one shame shame una ancestors body no go gree una relax.

Nonsense!
Politics › Re: Aba North/south: Mascot Uzor-kalu Polls 47,825 Votes To Emerge APC Candidate by Lordave: 5:57pm On Mar 09, 2021
cinoedhunter:
So Abia politics is becoming a family affairs thing angry
Its not a family affairs something, check how many members of the Bush Family have been in power.

I think he’s been elected and not appointed.
Politics › Re: Aba North/south: Mascot Uzor-kalu Polls 47,825 Votes To Emerge APC Candidate by Lordave: 5:55pm On Mar 09, 2021
justosee:
is he in any related to Orji?
His younger brother.
Politics › Re: Secessionists Are Noisemakers Who Don't Really Want To Leave Nigeria. by Lordave: 5:53pm On Mar 09, 2021
Rossikk:
I've no idea why you're bringing up Scotland. I don't give two shiits what they're doing in the UK or Scotland. Neither do other Nigerians. Rest assured the Nigerian govt will not be looking to London for guidance when time comes to deport the secessionists in their millions to their landlocked tribal republic. They would be bonafide foreigners in Nigeria, and will NOT have the same rights as Nigerian citizens.
This one be like tory wey dem dey tell children under for moon.

Fairytales.
Politics › Re: Secessionists Are Noisemakers Who Don't Really Want To Leave Nigeria. by Lordave: 5:52pm On Mar 09, 2021
Rossikk:
I've no idea why you're bringing up Scotland. I don't give two shiits what they're doing in the UK or Scotland. Neither do other Nigerians. Rest assured the Nigerian govt will not be looking to London for guidance when time comes to deport the secessionists in their millions to their landlocked tribal republic. They would be bonafide foreigners in Nigeria, and will NOT have the same rights as Nigerian citizens.
This one be like tory
Politics › Re: Secessionists Are Noisemakers Who Don't Really Want To Leave Nigeria. by Lordave: 5:51pm On Mar 09, 2021
Rossikk:
How can you claim to be secessionists when your people are settled across the country in tens of millions, more than any other ethnic group by a mile?

If you were really secessionists, you would have left those places and returned home to Igboland.

So why the delay?

Why must you wait for someone in Abuja to declare Nigeria is finished when you can vote with your feet, and put your money where your mouths are?

I've never seen a people whose actions are so radically different from their utterances.
If there are tens of millions of Igbos scattered all over Nigeria, that means Igbos are actually the most populous ethnic group in Nigeria.

The truth must surely reveal it self even through onu oke or okoro ike.

The mess you guys mess for Igbos, na the smell go kill una finish

Politics › Re: Plans To Assassinate Asari Dokubo By ESN A Joke Taking To Far by Lordave: 5:42pm On Mar 09, 2021
AdakaBoro8:
yes. thats bcux u have not experience any ijaw war.. just wait and see one ijaw person to kill by kanu, then surprise to see where ijaw boys will start from... they may even start from u as u be ibo.
You say wetin?

Politics › Re: Plans To Assassinate Asari Dokubo By ESN A Joke Taking To Far by Lordave: 5:14pm On Mar 09, 2021
heniford2:
your not igbo your a fake breed claiming to be igbo mumu na mehn commot here oh
So in your mud brain, anybody not supporting Kanu and his methods is a fake breed Igbo?

Ewu, make I no strangle life commot for your useless body.

Politics › Re: Governor Umahi Inspects Iyere Flyover; Promises To Complete Project Soon by Lordave: 3:37pm On Mar 09, 2021
ImmaculateJOE:
Fly over inside bush area?
Shows how progressive the state is.

While many state capitals and most major cities and towns can't even name more than 1 flyover.
Politics › Re: Plans To Assassinate Asari Dokubo By ESN A Joke Taking To Far by Lordave:
chukwuaustin:
Asari was interviewed on BBC Igbo he disclosed it. He has his proved and the Diopka Chukwuma Dike has confirmed the information from Asari Dokubo to be true. Listen if u kill Asari Dokubo it will turn to tribal war between Igbo and Ijaw in all the Nigerdelta States..... If u like keep indirectly Supporting that insane animal in human skin.
With all sincerity bro, look for an IPOB member and tell those shits. Look well o.

Kinematics:
Now I see that understanding is part of the ibo problem.
Yeah I agree with you.
Only "ibo" has problems with understanding, but fortunately I'm Igbo so find your way go look for ibo like you to advise. Thanks.
Politics › Re: Historic Footage Of Biafran Troops Celebrating After Recapturing Owerri by Lordave: 2:44pm On Mar 09, 2021
Elgorny:
Look at this iddiot. Where are gallant heroes here? I can only see two hungry slave tryng to escape from their captors
If I talk ill of the president or use vulgar and insulting words on Bastard Buhari you will be the first to remind me of respecting my elders and how Dumb Buhari is old enough to birth your father.

Ezi ohia

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