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Politics / Re: Stray Bullet Kills Lady In Lagos As Thug Shoots To Celebrate Election Victory by Lordedifice1: 10:37am On Mar 05, 2023
That's how APC will kill Nigerians
Jagaban thugs
Politics / Re: INEC Admits Hitches, Says Lessons Have Been Learnt by Lordedifice1: 10:21am On Mar 05, 2023
That son of sorrow called Mahmood Yakubu
Planned this whole thing with the APC no transparency in the election
Woo unto Tinubu woo unto all the APC's they can never be transparent
We'll see in court
Mass protest bigger than endsars
War,riots,and extreme violence
Politics / Re: We Need Cash To Buy Coke & Pepsi For Our Agents & Not To Buy Votes - Keyamo by Lordedifice1: 2:22pm On Feb 22, 2023
Coke and Pepsi?
We are not fools
May God take your life away for lying.
Vote buyers
Politics / Re: ADC Faction Denounces Party's Endorsement Of Peter Obi by Lordedifice1: 6:47am On Feb 21, 2023
2mch:

What do you have to say about mass murderers? Are Nigerians also that stupid? Or stupidity is selective where you eat?


I have seen this pictures and news but the headlines is direct opposite of what you are saying. It was CP James that did this not Obi
If you don't like Obi don't look for fake false allegations in order to get to him it's not working. Your Jagaban is a drug lord that would have rotten in the Australian prison if not for Atiku who spent billions in rescuing him


#Obidient
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: If Peter Obi Wins, I'm Afraid Of What Obidients Will Do by Lordedifice1: 6:40am On Feb 21, 2023
Thinkam:
sad this is not a reasonable take, shey na obidients go become president abi na Obi?

If you see good in a candidate go for him forget the supporters.

For instance Tinubu is a bad candidate, his supporters are unnecessarily tribalistic, no good thing about APC.

But a waste nonetheless, obi will drop out of the race latest February 23

Atiku is coming



Original burantashi bro, ever standing.

But he'll release soon so we'll both lick it


Since 1999 (24yrs ago) Atiku has been campaigning he has never won. Atiku does not have grace. We have been hearing he's coming for the past 24years.
#Obidient
#vote for Peter Obi
Politics / Re: ADC Faction Denounces Party's Endorsement Of Peter Obi by Lordedifice1: 6:35am On Feb 21, 2023
smokinloud:
Irrelevant. Obi is not even a threat.
BAT WE KNOW!.
Indeed you are smoking loud

Let your BAT use that 400 billion new naira note to buy votes but he will not win. A demon drug baron can't rule Nigeria, Nigerians aren't stupid again.
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Girl Wait Before Asking Her Boyfriend For Money? by Lordedifice1: 11:46am On Jan 26, 2023
Idiot go and work for your own self
Romance / Re: Man Fumes At Lady After Spending So Much On Her & She Says NO (video) by Lordedifice1: 6:39am On Jan 22, 2023
Almost all the Nigerian girls are hungry
Some of you ladies are currently in a relationship not because you love him but because you are HUNGRY grin grin
Business / Re: CBN Launches Its Own Debit Card by Lordedifice1: 5:54pm On Jan 20, 2023
Those of you commending emefiele will soon come back here to cry bitterly
Nothing goes for nothing
They want to control your money and have access to it where by you kick against the government orders they'll surely block your account and put you abject poverty. This is modern slavery

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Politics / Re: Court Vacates Interim Forfeiture Order On Ekweremadu's Properties, Berates EFCC by Lordedifice1: 5:37pm On Jan 20, 2023
EFCC I'm sure they walked out in shame
Because court shut up their mouth
They were thinking how to share Ekweremadu's properties amongst themselves
EFCC a thief and more
Family / Re: "Churches Should Add "Let Me Die The Day I Cheat On You" To Marriage Vow" by Lordedifice1: 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2023
Children will become orphans because of cheating
How can you bless a marriage and you put a death curse inside it
Is the pastor a blessing to the couple or a curse placer

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Venita Akpofure Shares Her Nude Photos To Celebrates Her 36th Birthday by Lordedifice1: 8:21am On Jan 02, 2023
They said the future is female now look at the future
The future is naked without clothes
A naked disgraceful future
To born girl dy fear me
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Orders CBN To Suspend New Cash Withdrawal Limit by Lordedifice1: 5:45am On Dec 09, 2022
bjdon:
They have no power to do that, unless they amend the relvevant legeslation that gives CBN autonomy in monetry affairs
Have you forgotten that the house of representatives and the senate are law makers whatever they say stands to become
Travel / Re: This Deer Was Killed After Flood Forced It Out Of Its Habitat In Delta by Lordedifice1: 12:27pm On Oct 11, 2022
Flirtyjane:
Every animal we see in this country, we kill it.

There was supposed to be animal protection law in this country.

The dear is too beautiful to be killed.

We are destroying the ecosystem in this country.
You shouldn't eat cow meat, chicken and fish e.t.c
Vegetarian enthusiast
Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Lordedifice1: 7:09am On Oct 10, 2022
Women sef
Those creatures can be very mean and heartless.
Report her to her parents
And you should punish her don't hit her I repeat don't beat her
If she comes back late or answer any calls at odd hours seize the phone then lock her outside,show your own attitude,I am definitely sure she's having an sacrilegious affiar outside.
Forgive a cheating woman but don't accept her back because you might raise another man's kids .

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Crime / Re: Bayelsa Big Boy Popularly Known As Lion Arrested For Kidnapping In Abuja by Lordedifice1: 9:56am On Sep 25, 2022
PandoraObi:
This one might be zombidient or zombidiot
Nigga you are so pained
Religion / Re: What I Witnessed In A Popular Pentecostal Church by Lordedifice1: 10:58am On Sep 12, 2022
Tunjibalogun:
I'm a Catholic but once in a while I get to attend pentecostal churches when invited by colleagues though. So I went to this very well known pentecostal church. I found out the following:

(1) They've now modelled their church into several services just as it is done in the Catholic Church unlike before when they go to church by 7am and return by 2pm

(2) They have the pictures of their daddy GO inside the church just like the Catholics use those of Jesus

(3)They also had ornaments like holy oil just like in the Catholic church

(4) They have communion service just like in the Catholic church. I took their wine and communion though grin grin

It seems to me like the essence of the pentecostalism is now been defeated because the pentecostal churches we knew when growing up never had these aspects that resembled the Catholic Church practices. To add to it some pentecostal churches now ordain bishops too which were never existent to them them except to the orthodox churches.



Comrade your ignorance is very High and deluded
No need to educate your gullible ignorance
I don't want argument
Romance / Re: My Girl Just Broke Up With Me For No Reason by Lordedifice1: 2:12pm On Sep 06, 2022
Bradford111:
My girlfriend just broke up with me for no reason she was supposed to visit me today but couldn't make it only for me to wake up to this text

When they have found a replacement they'll no longer have anything to do with you.
Another guy with better offer has taken your gf away. Take heart and don't say anything to her
Nairaland / General / Re: "I'm Alive To Tell The Story" : Share Your Close Shave With Death Moments by Lordedifice1: 7:03pm On Aug 19, 2022
Beautyblogger:


You know this! Thank God for his life.

The bus actually stopped to drop a passenger of so my snr brother said he heard a voice that spoke to him "get up and sit in the 2nd row sit"he obeyed the voice immediately he sat down the trailer hit that same exact spot he was sitting down before and that part of the bus crushed like a can malt if he was there by now I would have been the only son but God preserved his life


Mine was I was working in imo state airport so I was at a place in Owerri called azaraegbelu,emekuku the bus I entered dropped someone off so there was this coming red vehicle with high speed I saw the vehicle from afar I knew the d car has failed brake even the man was struggling with the steering the next thing I heard was a huge noise boom I was sitting in the front sit close to the driver, I didn't know what happened I just had abruise and a swelling on my head my eyes were open but I didn't see my hitting the dashboard up till today it's still remains a mystery to me.
God is the greatest

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Nairaland / General / Re: "I'm Alive To Tell The Story" : Share Your Close Shave With Death Moments by Lordedifice1: 6:37pm On Aug 19, 2022
Beautyblogger:


People have been warned about this Peace Mass Transit but you guys would not listen. Thank God for your life.

Peace mass transport is a death transport company
My senior brother boarded them twice he had accident twice its either a trailer will hit the bus or the bus will fail brake and hit another vehicle
Avoid peace mass transit if you want to live

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Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by Lordedifice1: 9:44pm On Aug 09, 2022
You trust a woman at your own risk
Trust a woman to your own detriment
This girl is a non-remorseful unrepentant cheat .
I heard you talking about marriage guy don't even try it
You'll regret it

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Romance / Re: You Ask A Girl Out, And The Next Thing She Does Is To Start Billing You by Lordedifice1: 6:31am On Aug 08, 2022
Jennyclay:
Did she put a gun on your head to buy the sneakers for her?

She asked you a simple question that requires simple answer YES/NO.

If you're a broke man, just tell her you're a broke man that you can't afford it. she won't bite you.


Always defending your gender
But one thing you should is that
First impression matters
You are not seeing that this girl broke first,the guy might be able to buy the goddamn sneakers for her but it shouldn't be on their first time date,be cultured.
Politics / Re: Omenuwoma Josiah Rejects Appointment From Governor Okowa, Supports Peter Obi by Lordedifice1: 10:17pm On Aug 07, 2022
Ddeliverer007:
This is a very stupid decision. Im voting for Obi but my friend, you have to better your life and destiny and you don’t do that by throwing opportunities away.

An Obi won’t do that for you.

However, Obi2023
You spoke from both sides of the mouth
Respect to him
For taking a bold step

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Crime / Re: Protest Marches In Italy To Demand Justice For Nigerian Man Beaten To Death(pix) by Lordedifice1: 8:51pm On Aug 07, 2022
Totilopussylick:


I live in Germany

The level of racism is alarming

Is only in Europe you'll know you are black angry
You are right
Germany racism is very high
Many Nigerians schooling in Germany complained about it
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Beauty Reveals Her Sexual Encounters With Groovy (Video) by Lordedifice1: 8:44pm On Aug 07, 2022
This is why I don't like this show
Vagina and preeq is flying up an dan here
Politics / Re: Biafra: Shut Down IPOB-Linked Youtube Channels – Buhari Govt Tells Google by Lordedifice1: 6:25am On Aug 05, 2022
Sorry they won't shut down freedom of speech
But you personally don't like it they are not Nigerian politicians

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Shares Video Capturing The Challenges He Faces To Have His Bath by Lordedifice1: 2:00pm On Jul 29, 2022
GodSaklek:
good government will legalize same sex marriage,the kind of country where everyone will free to do whatever they want,government shouldn't interfere on how you should live your life....



modified : people keeps saying all sort of things,i support LGBTQ doesn't mean am a gay. Nigerians are most hypocrites set of humans on earth,you can see the state of the country of the holy Nigeria grin, they will cry foul if you mentioned same sex relationship and yet they will keep praying,fasting day and night because they want to live in a country where same sex are legalize.

Even those that legalize it are far better than everyone of you,Same sex relationship shouldn't be a problem and it not a problem of Nigeria,but religion,tribalism,politics,kidnapping,bandits,fraud etc,initially,Nigeria is occupied by evil wicked people.


You are playing with 14years imprisonment
Romance / Re: He Caught Me Cheating 3 Times And Forgave Me – Lady Gushes Over Boyfriend by Lordedifice1: 1:05pm On Jul 29, 2022
Is either the guy is a simp pussy
Or he's just enjoying the pussy
Romance / Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by Lordedifice1: 1:01pm On Jul 29, 2022
Trustedapparel:
Damn shit ...I will b smashing the pussy for till she use her leg to japa
I'm of the same idea with you
I won't break up I will continue smashing that pussy,no love,no emotions,but keep on smashing that pussy
Romance / Re: See What I Did To My Ex For Cheating On Me. by Lordedifice1: 10:52am On Jul 29, 2022
Alexgman1:
In every relationship I find myself, I always try my best to please & satisfy my woman even to my own detriment but it seems no matter what u can never pls a woman. Only few women out there are sincere, loyal & faithful.

My recent & 4th relationship was the most tasking. I fell in love with this girl out of pity & compassion. She was the 1st child of 14 kids. Her mum is late & her dad is based in cameroun with his other 2 wives. I vowed to love & care for her & her sibblings as if they are mine. I sacrificed all i had to make them happy & comfortable.

But the issue is she wanted everynight sex but i couldnt attend to her always. My work was time & energing cosuming so I can't over stress myself. After 1year & a half she left me & went back to her ex. It took me 5 months to get over it.

Recently I called her to come celebrate my birthday with me. I took her to a fast food we eat & drink alot & she even ordered take aways 4 her sibblings. I took excuse to go & do POS & dat was how i left her to pay #24,000 bill.


The only point I got in this is that you can never please a woman
As for leaving 24k debt for her is totally childish. There are to many ways to kill a rat but not that method

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Politics / Re: Don’t Judge Tinubu With Buhari’s Failure, Mr Jollof Urges Celebs by Lordedifice1: 10:48am On Jul 29, 2022
Maybe Mr jollof ate the wrong jollof rice.
APC has failed

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Romance / Re: Should l Succumb To Pressure And Marry This Girl? by Lordedifice1: 1:36pm On Jul 22, 2022
Don't do anything with pressure you will surely regret it,do things at your comfortable time.

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