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Romance / Re: Adeboye Was Right In Asking Son To Sack Secretary by LordFriar: 8:01pm On Jan 30, 2020
proclinician:
Dear sanctimonious hypocrite, if your boss fire your stupid ass on grounds of the prevailing circumstances not minding how difficult it is to get a job in the country and not minding how ur family ia surviving because of the wage u get from the job would u consider it a just decision or not?...

Hey bruh.
Romance / Re: How To Become A Millionaire [Picture] by LordFriar: 6:12pm On Jan 26, 2020
iLegendd:

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My advice to you is: if you understand THE KATS CRIED, then you're a millionaire. Nothing can stop you. A lot of successful people in this business are not even happy I'm exposing it too much. They don't want Nigerians to flood it and crash it. Yes, I don't want it to crash, but I want smart people to take advantage of it and make legit income.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by LordFriar: 5:20pm On Jan 26, 2020
VenusEAGLE:
Lol funny.
The winners didn't write totally in a different language or did they?

That being said, I think it has to deal with creativity and the ability to stay on course when narrating.
I really hope I was part of the 10k winner but maybe the effort was not enough

Yh bruh. I also have gotten some lessons.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Am Tired...someone Should Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by LordFriar: 10:29pm On Jan 25, 2020
OgogoroFreak:
Ok. I will help you...

But first, I will need a doctor's report to proof that you've stopped drinking. So I don't end up helping a Heineken guzzling machine.

Lol. I find that a lil hypocritical coming from a self-acclaimed 'OgogoroFreak'.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by LordFriar: 12:07am On Jan 20, 2020
Woah embarassed On top all my grammar.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by LordFriar: 12:30am On Jan 15, 2020
HOW I SPENT THE HOLIDAYS. GOALS FOR 2020

Hark now hear the angels sing, A king was born today.. The radio rattled carefreely. It was the 23rd. Christ won't pop till the 25th, silly bugger. I thought. It didnt matter much though for the Lord was everywhere. He was up in the clouds, half submerged in them foggy mists, outlines of a wing at his back. He caught me staring, winked, then mouthed Merry Christmas son. He had faded away, possibly to cheer some other soul, before I could recover.

And man will live forever more because of Christmas day. A lot more good than some deserved no doubt. Especially, men like Ojo. Oily, suave and unstable. Ojo had insisted we kept coming to work till the students fully resumed. He allowed only the 25th, 26th, 31st and 1st off.

Ojo is a school proprietor, 60years by the look of him. Like all business owners seldomly available to properly overlook their businesses, Ojo developed infuriating approaches to stay imagined staff inadequacies. His latest madness was to insist that teachers stayed behind during school holidays to further tutor finalists for their WAEC.

Jerry and I swore to the others we would abscond. Ojo read our minds. Ojo threatened to deduct half the January wages from any absconder. The tutorials wouldn't have been so bad though if Ojo had been open-handed with funds. When confronted with facts of the little pay, he gave that oily smile & muttered something about school fees non payment.

The holidays were discomforting all in all. My reality were facts I couldn't bear. My pay was dismal. Survival clashed with advancement as it had all 2019. I needed to feed yet i needed to save for a computer to atleast start programming with.

In its own way, harmattan didn't also help matters. My soles perspired way too much leaving uncomfortably squishy toes in leather shoes. And the effing cold made you wonder how sunburnt Sahara could spurn such an unlikely offspring. And when I felt things couldn't get worse, the Christmas coordinator reached me, lol.

Apparently Santa Claus needed be brought from Rome. And this time, he wanted the form of tall brother LordFriar. One notable event during festivities was Santa Claus unwise refusal of a fan near him: he wouldn't have any obstruction in the packed hall. By the time things were done, I couldn't be sure if the cloak had been that red or if all that heat I felt was me roasting with blood spilling away.

Come 31st though, I couldn't help but retrospect upon the fading out year. My trials, the glamorous failures, lessons learnt and my new proposed approaches to existing.

After getting a computer hopefully, I shall return to Python programming, and spice it with a little of graphic design for upkeep. Proceed with machine learning - if analysts were right, artificial intelligence could very well be the next biggest thing after electricity. Save enough money to also get certified, preferably with Harvard.

All I request from the readers are prayers and tangible efforts. If you've got any opening where you work, do remember Lordfriar and other job seekers.

CC: ifyalways

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Family / Re: ‘spiderman Lecturer’ Attends His Ex-student’s Wedding by LordFriar: 7:17pm On Jan 04, 2020
Lol. How does he get to breathe?
Health / Re: Is There Any Remedy For A Small Manhood? by LordFriar: 12:11am On Jan 04, 2020
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Family / Re: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by LordFriar: 12:44pm On Jan 01, 2020
Brymo4all:
Working as a sales boy.
Wasted my time working for peanut salary.�
This year I'll just get myself a laptop and learn an amazing I. T skill preferably graphic design.
Anyone willing to teach?

You've got YouTube.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get Paid Over 150k To #500,000 By Publishing Articles On Amazon! by LordFriar: 2:15pm On Dec 18, 2019
Dyjonas86:
Hello everyone, a few months ago, I opened a thread where I explained how Nigerians can make regular passive incomes by publishing short articles on amazon. Eversince, i have been getting requests from my fellow Nairalanders begging me to throw more light on the topic. Today, I want to provide detailed info on how to set u...

Hey bro. How many pages do you recommend for the book?
Business / Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by LordFriar: 9:48am On Dec 18, 2019
domainsales18:
Hey Folks,

From last year when I started betting to this year, I have lost about N100,000 plus on virtual and sportbets via Bet9ja, Nairabet, Betking, Sportybet and Rsbet combined.

It has not been easy at all...Although, some people are making it by winning thousands and millions of Naira.

If I don't make any meaningful cash on betting before the end of December, I am gonna stop it.

Ciao!


So, did you stop eventually?
Crime / Re: Whatsapp Online Scam by LordFriar: 11:23pm On Dec 17, 2019
Blurr:

I got scammed on sth like that sometimes last year or late 2018

Na wa o. You sef wan scam OP.

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Business / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed Before? by LordFriar: 9:54pm On Dec 17, 2019
aftatechbiz:

Nobody is beyond being scammed unless you dont do internet business. Its not a matter of whether you are smart or not. I have been scammed before and i will relate my experience later.

You never did relate the said experience.
Music/Radio / Re: Do I Need Juju To Blow As A Musician? by LordFriar: 6:52pm On Dec 17, 2019
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Health / Re: I'm 18 But My Dick Is Not Growing, Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed by LordFriar: 1:25am On Dec 10, 2019
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Romance / Re: How Long Have You Been Celibate And Why? Share Your Experience by LordFriar: 8:14pm On Dec 09, 2019
wink

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Webmasters / Re: Can You Write On Tech? You Will Be Paid! by LordFriar: 6:06pm On Dec 08, 2019
Are you still active?
Investment / Re: How Forex Trading Changed My Life Till Date by LordFriar: 5:35pm On Dec 08, 2019
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Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In November by LordFriar: 12:34pm On Dec 01, 2019
Here you go.

Religion / Re: Sex Tapes And Depraved Viewers By Deji Yesufu by LordFriar: 8:18pm On Nov 24, 2019
Hmm

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Fashion / Re: How Do I Undo My Bleached Skin? by LordFriar: 9:31am On May 28, 2019
EMIOMOADEOYE:


Hi

Did you find a working solution?

Yeah. Shea butter worked moderately.
Business / Re: If You're Not Ready For Heartbreaks, Never Start Up A Business by LordFriar: 8:48pm On Jan 31, 2019
963AvatarSpirit:
Most of you lamentators do not know what is takes to run a business successfully.

A great product is just one of the 4 steps process to guarantee profiteering and each of the 4 steps requires precision and supra level of market engineering and sales execution.

Money making is an art. Building generational wealth requires a template.

It is a science that only few have mastered.

Education / Re: 2019 Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Scholarship Test :::Verification of Winners:: by LordFriar: 6:03pm On Jan 27, 2019
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Education / Re: 2019 Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Scholarship Test :::Verification of Winners:: by LordFriar: 11:04pm On Jan 23, 2019
toxicbrain:


in dollars or pounds?

Naira would do baba angry
Education / Re: 2019 Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Scholarship Test :::Verification of Winners:: by LordFriar: 10:43pm On Jan 23, 2019
toxicbrain:
You guys should have paid me to take the test for you...


Guy. What's your rate?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by LordFriar: 8:00pm On Jan 22, 2019
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Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Touching A 6-Year-Old Girl's Private Part In Lagos by LordFriar: 12:50pm On Jan 22, 2019
uuzba:

The effect of smartphone and social media. I was 26 years before touching phone. 30 years before colour/picture phone.


And so?

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Fashion / Re: How Do I Undo My Bleached Skin? by LordFriar: 5:23pm On Dec 19, 2018
Ayofaks:
Just get Shea butter and use, it'd heal and help blend your skin.

Okay. Thank you very much.

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Fashion / Re: How Do I Undo My Bleached Skin? by LordFriar: 5:22pm On Dec 19, 2018
MissRaine69:
Suntanning or “sun darkening” is just going to leave you with a lot of hyperpigmentation. You need to stop.
Wear sunscreen and let your body heal there is no such thing as “safe bleaching”
Increase your Vitamin C intake as well .

Woah. Okay. Thank you so much.

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