Papiikush:
You guys are not recruiting yet you wanna run DSTV out of business?

So they can sack most of their staffs due to low sales shey?

They may recruit but are presently not recruiting.

They think we are kids The idea of claiming that your star players have withdrawn from the team is stale.

makydebbie:
Iyama I hate it more with garri.

Beans and garri. Damn, I love that combo. You are missing the real deal, Maky!!!

Saintsammurai:
I dont hate any food,, I AM a total food freak, i eat anything, as long as its Deliceous healthy..

I envy you o. I am very picky.

adajoe555:

At least someone is with me on this

makydebbie:
My partner likes beans but I hate it. And I don't have plans to ever like it or eat it.

Beans is my favourite food, especially, if it has a lot of palm oil in it

stupidity:
Sucking pvssy. Hated it, she made me tried it and now look at my signature

SMH...

adajoe555:

I can drink tea, but with bread its a no no

Just like me. Don't like it with bread at all.

adajoe555:
Bread and tea

I don't like bread and tea too. But if I could have it with sardines or fried eggs, all good.

aleeyus:
We dont care

who cares

Obviously, no one cares!!!

Hashimyussufamao:
see him, anything that draws like ogbono

seems like you like ogbono. I hate that soup.

As for me, I hate anything that draws, whether they be okra, ogbono or ewedu. I have had girlfriends who liked these draw stuffs but none of them was able to make me start eating them.

NOTE: Partner in this regard can be your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, flatmates, e.t.c

Nicheey:

Lol,you forgot to say ,NOW MOVE!

MhizzAJ:

oloriburuku
Omo ale jati jati

Bharekta:
https://bluebloodz./2017/10/05/true-caller-app-killed-uniben-prof/



Professor Paul Otasowie of the
university of benin ,died yesterday at
the front gate of his resident in the
cold hands of hired assassins.
According to eyewitness, The assassins
approached him at the gate , and they
questioned if he was named paul, the
deceased denied that he wasn’t Paul
when he sensed there was danger.
The assassins then brought out their
phone, and called the person who sent
them for directive. The person then
instructed that they dialled his
number right there using TRUECALLER
APP, & His details- pic, number
displayed.
After which they beat him to pulp,
before shooting him in the stomach…
His car was untouched.
Cruel world!!!! R.I.P SIR

You are under arrest, OP!!! You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future.

glamorouz:
“I nearly committed suicide because of my stature” – Actor, Don Little

Kumawood actor, Don Little born Stephen Atanga has revealed that he nearly committed suicide after being despised by his biological parents following his stunted growth.
The 20-year-old actor disclosed that it got to a point in time when he had no option than to accept truth and reality about his stunted growth.

Thus, it became obvious that he’ll never increase in size although her older sisters happens to be a direct opposite of him. Simply put, they’re much taller and bigger than him.

He said:

“It got to sometime my parents despised me and never cared about me because my colleagues kept increasing in size but I remained where I was . I was contemplating ending my life”, he revealed during an interview on Angel TV.

“My other sisters are grown and bigger than me. I believe my size is the work of God which I have to be content with. I have not made any attempt to go to the hospital to find out if there is something wrong with me medically or not. I trust in God and commit everything to prayer”

SOURCE: http://trendsvibes.com/2017/10/06/nearly-committed-suicide-stature-actor-don-little/

I am sorry but the bold got me seriously laughing

MasterofNL:
The OP has said the plain truth. The core northerners will always line up behind their god buhari even if he takes their wives from them. To those ones, even if Nigeria is heading for the rocks it must be sai baba. omenka is an example on nairaland.

Let us watch the Yoruba and see what they will do in 2019.

For me, buhari must go for this country to be saved.

Go and chase him away now.

Buhari will win!!!

What about Eden Hazard ?

PrincessBecks:
Wow! Thats huge

I am telling you, my goddess!!! That is huge!!!

sekxy:
will even serve you more than that

My woman

That tribalism is the issue, though

After that 4-1 loss to Ghana, I fear that Ezenwa's level of confidence right now will be very low. I only fear for the goalkeeping department. All the other departments are good to go!!!

DBlackCeazer:
mumu

Bro, is it your mumu?

cristianisraeli:


i know people like you..they cant yab..when you yab them they cry..you think yabbing is about taking hours to build your grammar..mumu....i know you are crying..lol

i have been using you all along to make my self happy..lol

because you are clown..lol

damn boy!! you are really stupid

i wish you know how hard am LOL here..

The thing really pained you so much you had to quote the same post twice. Talk about being punched silly

cristianisraeli:


hahahaha..i fed urs already to the vultures and they rejected it..now you will say why did i use URS instead of yours..lol..dundi

infact am going to bury your corpse now.let me get the last nail and cement..i wont use sand..cement so you will stay down..lol

bloody cockroach

Cretin, our posts will speak for themselves. You were no match, you incurable dunce!!!

You delusional bastard, you kept on saying slowpoke and that counts as victory. Well, that could pass as victory to a nincompoop!!!

I will be back soon!!!

cristianisraeli:

you take hours to respond
just because you want to build your grammar
if you dont respond in 5mins
then i declare myself the winner and by the way i won already

I have got work to do. I will soon come to bury your corpse

PrincessBecks:

Maybe

My kind of woman

PrincessBecks:


Oh thanks! Its here already.

Yippee!!!

You are most welcome.

Is that you on your DP?

PrincessBecks:

Lol
I can't afford to miss out on Russia come 2019. I'm very expectant

Never. We won't miss out, beautiful one. It is next year, though. 2018.

DeeTus:
Hahahaha. You guys have started again. Looking for someone to mess up online.

Why don't you go out there and look for a chick?

Baba, why now? Didn't you notice that many online relationships are now leading to marriages. She may be my wife for real.

cristianisraeli:


ewu hausa.where you day

i really show you pepper today..lol

next time watch before you quote me..hahaha

Show me pepper with grammatical and spelling errors and a display of crass ignorance? Talk of delusion of grandeur!!!

You are truly the world's dumbest nitwit!!!

cristianisraeli:

mumu you want me to start talking like you a primary school child
am a train with no breaks and i will crush you beyond repair..lol
you have been crushed
but as a cockroach you keep coming back..lol

It is brakes not breaks, Olodo!!!

cristianisraeli:



are you this dumb

you are constructing and building grammar here on nairaland .na only for nairaland you day form champion

all you talk about is poo

you are so lame boy

i crush you

you learnt a very big lesson from me today

be careful when you quote me next time

watch road well before you cross

am a train with no breaks .i will crush you beyond recognition

Illiterate. You ended up crushing your own brain beyond recognition