₦airaland Forum

Lovexme:
What station on Mobdro?

Nta kwara

ERODEDEAST:
Dem nor krest name for hm Jersey.

Google no14 den cos me self no know

Wtf eminike

This onazi should be playing for shooting stars, his pass accuracy is nothing to write home about

Ograke:
No local TV showing it?

Go and download mobdro and waste 500mb o the match

ERODEDEAST:
This guyz have injured no14

No 14 no get name?

Na nah me score ham go kill all this super chickens player

Who is this atutu poyoyo playing @ the back.....have lost touch with Nigeria football

bobcharly:
there is no reasonable reason to wish the team bad this time...Naija is bigger and more important than Enyeama or Oliseh..hence, WE are winning this game tonight..

that's the spirit buh sadly I don't see us winning with the way we playing

Seems saraki 4got to read the 48 laws of power.

Law 1: Never Outshine The Master.

He oustshine is masters and out maneuver them. Now it's time to face the consequences

DebbyChris:
Who made you a judge

Where is the judgement in the whole write up? Did he condemn anyone in the write up?

Werey man, blueto After you don finish with dem choir you wan establish ur own cabal, God is watching u on a 4k Tv

Simitrendy:
Another Senator Yerima.. I thought this Emir is educated now 18 year old girl now a housewife OMG. so she WL prolly give birth at least 19.. Northern people should stop this gullible behavior its irritating. My opinion tho. The girl is supposed to be in school, That's why their children start causing commotion because they lack western education. The age limit for marriage should be 24 and above. Its so sad that a educated man like SLS would do this. BTW I'm looking for LadyF and Introvert.

Stop thinking with your anus, you tribalistic fool. How old was omotola jalade when she got married? Have u ever tot the girl might be gifted to him? Please drag ur brain from the south to the north where it belongs

Adieza:
is it on available via mobile phone?

I don't do mobile phone games, got the ps4 version

Dronedude:
Fifa 16 is the bomb, I'm thinking I'm among the first Nigerian to get it.

Don't fool yourself have bin playing it since tuesday night.

Suspect33:
i never said video games are evil itself, but ask yourself, 'in what way does it benefit you and glorify God?? A common thing abt football games is that when you are beaten countless times, u develop a feeling of anger, hate and frustration, you might even angrily break you gaming controller, does that glorify God or make way for sin in your life?


Another common thing is that when you are good at it and beat pple easily, you develop a feeling of pride, boast and self exhaltation, and your opponent might become angry with you because you belittle him... Now does that glorify God, or does it make way for satan to operate in your life? Your salvation is too important that u should sacrifice your time in worldly things, review my points b4 replying. Thank You

Mr preacher people in oshodi, ojota, ojuelgba will need this sermon more, if you really wanna spread the gospel get off nairaland and hit the street.

A quick question, does your moniker glorify God?

remmer56:
BVN?

Buhari vexing Nigerians

Seriously u can do without the autotune voice. You just made waste my 5mb on a computer generated voice.

Zanbazu and Abudu make una take care of others oo. Una no fit follow me go aso rock I for pack una go

golddeejay:
I was at access bank, I even explained to the lady that I have gotten one before. She insisted on me going thru d process and getting their BVN. I bet some of those bankers don't even know what the BVN is for.

Lol she used you, the ar given daily target meet. Won't have registered if not because of the dude. @ access bank ijesha, the guy is good and fast h registered me under 3 mins

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Mony rituals don set

ECOTERRORS:
Thanks to barcanista for bringing this to our attention
Where is our President?

I have to use that sub heading because the situation we find ourselves today need the president to be proactive, and drastic in tackling the hydra headed monster facing it. Nigeria problems are numerous and we know he can't solve everything but he was voted in because of *what he promise to do* , the reverse is the case today with all the prononucements, actions and inactions which we are witness to.
Since inauguration, our president has turned to Mungo Park with his penchant for travelling to broker deals which a foreign Minister can handle, he is carrying much of the presidential powers with him which made us to suffer his absence.

To be continued.....

The foreign minister your papa appoint abi?


Example of a slowpoke thinking with his finger

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The epitome of cluelessness and stupidity is back where he belong.

"stealing is not corruption"

Vs

"I belong to everybody and belong to nobody"

Hit like for for the first quote and share for the second

I will gladly get up to me the invigilator

Sir my village people don find me help me call my mom and pastor to start another prayer section and gt me a new calculator soaked in the blood of jesus.

Cutesthunk:
dude , may God help u, one day u will curse a prophet and bring calamity upon ur head......

Ar you the prophet? Biko ooo nah play I dey iplay




Btw



Get off nairaland if you don't have any sense of humor

His telling you to do what you already doing so whatz th is madam

If I'm the MD I will just ask the dude why do you wanna leave ur current job? Buh I don't think its a biggie we all go for interview just to test ourself with the best in the industry. I cont as if nothing happend even dou it will be writen all ovr my face that alog is going on

26 families in tears, if you ar cultist repent today cos the same end awaits you

Jeus:
Did anyone notice the ring on the finger? Who put a ring on it! #Flavour, Lynxxx etc

Nah my granpa put ham there

Cutesthunk:
smh

Shake ham till you snap ur neck and blame it on nairaland

MzLaurel:
Wow! Beautiful Chidinma!
Btw....help me become the next miss nairaland through the link in my signature
Thanks.

Whatz in for me