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CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Looking Very Colourful In New Pics by LordVoldemort(m): 6:16pm On May 22, 2015
kambili999:
This is cool. what is that on her middle finger?
It is called oruka( the one ring that binds you all to her music)
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Looking Very Colourful In New Pics by LordVoldemort(m): 6:13pm On May 22, 2015
Rubbish!!!!!
PoliticsRe: 50 World Leaders To Attend Buhari’s Inauguration by LordVoldemort(m): 6:05pm On May 22, 2015
vizkiz:
yeah, that's true...he has been begging me to join them too. Infact obasanjo just pinged me now asking "how far?"

I guess I have no choice since my other niggas(even obama) will be there...buhari is my boy though undecided
Mind of a lunatic
PhonesRe: Val Peterson Scoops 15million Naira In The MTN BEST 11 PROMO by LordVoldemort(m): 9:54am On May 22, 2015
Lol I go eat my shit if I hear say natrue
CareerRe: Transcorp Hilton Staff Loses Job For Supporting Buhari by LordVoldemort(m): 7:42pm On Apr 30, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Prince Oghene Egoh Escapes Death In Lagos by LordVoldemort(m): 1:05pm On Apr 11, 2015
Rubbish story!!!! If the trail him for that long won't they know the Camry is not part of his security details, the driver said they drew him out and let the oga escape? That doesn't sound right to me, if they want them dead they would have spray the car not dragging anybody. Seems the definition of assasination as turn to hit and run
PoliticsRe: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by LordVoldemort(m): 3:49pm On Mar 28, 2015
The one who I choose will be the best man to rule Nigeria. I owe that to my Country, not to religion or Ethnic group #IvotedGMB
Jokes EtcRe: Checkout This Hilarious Church Advert That Contains The Prices For Miracles(pic) by LordVoldemort(m): 1:32pm On Mar 22, 2015
Any fool can write that shite...how ar we suppose to believe u found that in a church
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sin To Bet? by LordVoldemort(m): 5:04am On Mar 22, 2015
.... huh
PoliticsRe: Social Media Reactions To Aisha Buhari Statement On Edo Prostitutes by LordVoldemort(m): 6:08am On Mar 21, 2015
Even dou she said so, is it not a fact, is not on of th major issue affecting edo states. All you foolish fool can yarn dust all day long...she is more inteligent dan jonathan and mama war join together
FashionRe: Ladies Would You Rock This Style by LordVoldemort(m): 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
michaelbiz:
In this HOT weather huh
Forget the 'madness' part. All I see is a lady with Bruce Lee muscles. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nah inside snow you wan make she wear ham?

Make she talk true she no get cloth wey she go wear go out she decided to use her cover cloth to set a new trend
SportsRe: Photos: Man Runs Mad, Goes Unclad After Winning N1m In Sportbet by LordVoldemort(m): 2:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
rafhell:
1 million naira is nothing
Oloshi go withdraw 10k from ur dry account and light it up in flame.
FamilyRe: Parents, How Will You Handle This Without Embarrasing Yourself ? by LordVoldemort(m): 2:43pm On Mar 08, 2015
YoungDaNaval:
Jeeeeeeeeeesus!!!
There is nothing you can do to stop her once she tasted it, the only solution is to contain the situation by making her trust you with senstive info with that you will be able to guide her and educate her about sex nad relationship matter. If you go ganster on her she will still do it behind ur backs which might lead to catastrophe
FamilyRe: Parents, How Will You Handle This Without Embarrasing Yourself ? by LordVoldemort(m): 11:57am On Mar 08, 2015
I will do nothing, go home straight and nxt time she is going out, I will give a pack of condom and postinor 2 and tell her in case she might need it where she is going.
Forum GamesRe: DO You See It? Pic Inserted by LordVoldemort(m): 4:57pm On Mar 07, 2015
Serial-Echo-Echo-November!!!
PoliticsRe: Okupe’s Lawyer Writes Linda Ikeji, Demands Immediate Apology. by LordVoldemort(m): 8:50am On Feb 14, 2015
Doyin is patient zero of the virus call cluelessness. Or Gej
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is The Best Nigerian Gospel Artiste? (Pictures) by LordVoldemort(m): 9:06pm On Jan 14, 2015
Biko add macheeda to the list
PoliticsRe: I’ll Expose Failures Of Ex-heads Of State – Jonathan by LordVoldemort(m): 7:22am On Jan 07, 2015
Can someone shut this petulant fool up
PoliticsRe: Electricity Generation: Nigeria 4th In Africa, 70th In The World. by LordVoldemort(m): 9:40pm On Jan 03, 2015
@OP you ar as clueless as the clueless one, who is Nigeria 4th when south africa, egypt, algeria and libya ar ahead of us
HealthRe: Top 10 Natural Ways To Reduce Your Weight In Thirty (30) Days by LordVoldemort(m): 7:38pm On Jan 03, 2015
We have faced far worse than this one fallen mortal. But we are Nigerians! We whom the other black nations envy. We who are the giant of Africa. We who will not be swept aside by this petulant fool! Brothers, put aside the petty grievances that have splintered us for so long. We will unite. We will stand together. And we will wipe out this plague! Nigerians..will prevail!
Sai GMB
PhonesRe: 5 Major Disadvantages Of Android by LordVoldemort(m): 7:37pm On Jan 03, 2015
We have faced far worse than this one fallen mortal. But we are Nigerians! We whom the other black nations envy. We who are the giant of Africa. We who will not be swept aside by this petulant fool! Brothers, put aside the petty grievances that have splintered us for so long. We will unite. We will stand together. And we will wipe out this plague! Nigerians..will prevail!
Sai GMB
PoliticsRe: #GEJ_wins2015 Now Trending On Twitter: Have Buhari Supporters Lost Steam? [pix] by LordVoldemort(m): 7:36pm On Jan 03, 2015
We have faced far worse than this one fallen mortal. But we are Nigerians! We whom the other black nations envy. We who are the giant of Africa. We who will not be swept aside by this petulant fool! Brothers, put aside the petty grievances that have splintered us for so long. We will unite. We will stand together. And we will wipe out this plague! Nigerians..will prevail!
Sai GMB
PoliticsRe: 2015 ELECTION: INEC Releases List Of Ten Presidential Candidates by LordVoldemort(m): 9:57pm On Dec 28, 2014
I can vote for anyone on that list except ONE...I don't wanna mention names buh will giv u a clue, he doesn't have a clue about anything
RomanceRe: Who Cares More About The partner's Look?, Ladies Or Guys by LordVoldemort(m): 8:58pm On Dec 28, 2014
stanisbaratheon:
as for me i'd prefer my lady to look very good
Who els would have prefered to look good? Ur dead granma or ur dog?
RomanceRe: Who Cares More About The partner's Look?, Ladies Or Guys by LordVoldemort(m): 8:52pm On Dec 28, 2014
Outside show (looks) is a poor substitute for inner worth.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Nigerians: Give Me Another Five Years To Transform Nigeria by LordVoldemort(m): 8:47pm On Dec 28, 2014
cocoduck:
The person that posted this title is an 1diot
Gej said that transformation takes time, which is true, China took 35 to 40 years to get this good, so who or what is Nigeria to make it in one year.
So we should wait for 50yrs to be good? Even if it took china 40yrs to get to where they ar, its because they have a progressive economic blueprint, which as things stand in Nigeria we don't have alternative plan for the falling of oil price cos we so depend on it like oxgen.

I will vote for anybody that is not GEJ, he has taken us back another 20yrs
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Nigerians: Give Me Another Five Years To Transform Nigeria by LordVoldemort(m): 8:01pm On Dec 28, 2014
I will vote for him if he can actually explain everything he said. My dog is smarter than this fullish full of a goat
Jokes EtcRe: I Pass My Neighbours: Must See Photo by LordVoldemort(m): 4:34am On Dec 07, 2014
He that built as tenth for his keke will build a proper garage for his fast cars. Its only a mattr of time. Appreciate whatever u have @ any giving point
TV/MoviesRe: Throw Back: Cartoons We Grew Up With by LordVoldemort(m): 7:10pm On Nov 20, 2014
Infomizer:
Lol! Defo! Wanna have my own planet, of course populated with Sirens and Amazons...grin
Sirens ke? Then go enslave you with their song and amazons see correct beating if u mess up...I recommend senseless blonde girls
TV/MoviesRe: Throw Back: Cartoons We Grew Up With by LordVoldemort(m): 7:10pm On Nov 20, 2014
Infomizer:
Lol! Defo! Wanna have my own planet, of course populated with Sirens and Amazons...grin
Sirens ke? Then go enslave you with their song and amazons see correct beating if u mess up...I recommend senseless blond girls
TV/MoviesRe: Throw Back: Cartoons We Grew Up With by LordVoldemort(m): 6:52pm On Nov 20, 2014
Infomizer:
Pingu!!!!!!! Nice one there!
I always wanted to have my own planet like that little prince guy. Using a comet as transportation!

Aristocats nko?
I'm sure you will want to populate the planet with shoki babes..lil prince was a lonely sonofabitch the mor.on use to make me cry

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