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Car Talk / Re: My Toyota Corolla For Uber Was Vandalized Yesterday by LordVoldemort(m): 1:30pm On Oct 02, 2019
Everything you said is on point except the part you said he doesn't need police report, anything that has to do with theft you will need a police report to claim
BlueRayDick:


No u don't need to inflate it. Get a mechanic or an organized garage operator where u service Ur vehicle. Have them quote for the repairs.

If their quote is reasonable considering market value of the damaged parts, there might be no need for reduction in the offer u wilm get eventually. However, if the quote seems unreasonable in line with market value, the insurance company will do definitely have the items quoted revisited. The insurance company have people who are professionals that know the cost of repairs of these vehicles at their finger tips, so inflating the cost of repairs will do u no good in the long run and will only leed to the settlement process dragging too long

All you need do presently is fill a claim form( they should forward one to u), send the pictures of the damaged vehicle and forward the estimate of claims. Be rest assured they will call the repairer / mechanic who quoted the estimate( So it's best the repairer quoting puts his quotation on his letter head that shows his phone number/contact address). If the company is pro active u should get Ur claim settled in a matter of days.

NB: U don't need need police statement except it's an accident that involves loss of life/ bodily injury or total theft of the vehicle. Don't waste money collecting police report at a cost. Nobody will give u back such money

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Travel / Re: Travel Health Insurance And Why You Need It Before You Travel Out Of Nigeria by LordVoldemort(m): 4:57pm On Oct 31, 2017
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Politics / Re: Frenchman: "Africans Are Murderers, Criminals, Fraudsters In Suit" by LordVoldemort(m): 9:19am On Sep 30, 2017
sarrki:
I agree

Having said that oyinbo man your forefathers are also murderers


I mean through
Slave trade

Did u even watch the video? The guy is an African from Equatorial Guinea.
Phones / Re: 29 Paid Apps That Temporarily Free On Google Play Store by LordVoldemort(m): 5:53pm On Sep 16, 2017
mancheeutd:
All google paid apps are free on blackmart

Good luck with all the malware that comes with the app.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Commissions OLAM Feed Mill In Kaduna (Photos) by LordVoldemort(m): 5:37pm On Sep 12, 2017
mrvitalis:
This is not work 30% of the quoted value please

This is the frued foreigners are using the Lunder money out of Nigeria and our leaders can't even get it

I'm sure banks financied this with out deposit

Tommorrow they will be loot the company and allow amcon to take it over and use our common wealth to pay back the dept

They then move to another company with different names

Wake up Nigeria , wake up

How I wish your grammar us better than your analysis
Politics / Re: FG Blames Illegal Russian, Chinese Fishing In Nigerian Waters For Low Revenue by LordVoldemort(m): 12:51pm On Sep 10, 2017
MISSCONGENIALITY:
they blamed China

They accused them of fishing illegally. They is a difference.
Politics / Re: FG Blames Illegal Russian, Chinese Fishing In Nigerian Waters For Low Revenue by LordVoldemort(m): 11:30am On Sep 10, 2017
Suprnov3r:
APC abd blame games. ....

Who did they blame?

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Phones / 29 Paid Apps That Temporarily Free On Google Play Store by LordVoldemort(m): 9:49am On Sep 10, 2017
We've reached the end of another week — I hope that your Friday has been great so far. This obviously means that it's time for the final apps sales post for the first full week of September. Before you go, be sure to go back to Wednesday's list. Without further ado, let's dive in.

Free

Apps

Push Notification Tester $0.99 -> Free; 1 hour left
Weather Route $0.99 -> Free; 1 hour left
BlackCam Pro - B&W Camera $1.49 -> Free; 1 day left
GIF PartyPro - GIF Video Booth $0.99 -> Free; 1 day left
Sketch Me! Pro $1.49 -> Free; 1 day left
TypIt Pro - Text on Photos $0.99 -> Free; 1 day left
Feelm Rosy - Analog Filters $0.99 -> Free; 2 days left
English for all! Pro $0.99 -> Free; 5 days left
eXport-it UPnP Client/Server $2.15 -> Free; 6 days left
Looking Back : Time Tracker : Time Saver $0.99 -> Free; 6 days left
NavMusic $0.99 -> Free; 7 days left
Games

1979 Revolution: Black Friday $4.99 -> Free; 1 hour left
AngL $0.99 -> Free; 1 hour left
Flip: Mind & Memory Game $1.49 -> Free; 1 hour left
The Haunting of Willow Hill $1.99 -> Free; 1 hour left
Hexasmash Pro - Wrecking Ball Physics Puzzle $0.99 -> Free; 1 day left
Aliensome: 1 2 3 Find It! $0.99 -> Free; 2 days left
Trig or Treat $0.99 -> Free; 5 days left
My Little Town Premium $0.99 -> Free; 6 days left
4x4 Safari 2 Pro $0.99 -> Free; 7 days left
13 DAYS OF LIFE $0.99 -> Free; 7 days left
Aim Cannon $0.99 -> Free; 7 days left
VR Run $1.99 -> Free; 7 days left
Zombie Fortress : Ice Age Pro $0.99 -> Free; 7 days left
Icon packs & customization

3D Steampunk Travel Pro lwp $0.99 -> Free; 1 day left
Gear Sun $0.99 -> Free; 3 days left
HD Wallpapers - Full HD (Pro) $0.99 -> Free; 6 days left
H2O UI - Icon Pack (Plus) $0.99 -> Free; 7 days left

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Business / Re: The Promise Of Dangote’s $12bn Refinery by LordVoldemort(m): 4:42pm On Aug 27, 2017
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Politics / Re: Photos Of Oil Spillage In Niger Delta Communities by LordVoldemort(m): 6:48pm On Aug 23, 2017
Efewestern:


is that all you can come up with?, are the youth the ones causing the spillage?

A simple Google search on the pictures shows the all the pics are from 2003 to 2014 no recent pictures here. Post pictures taken in 2017 and maybe they can take you serious

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Politics / Re: Photos Of President Buhari Working From His Home Office by LordVoldemort(m): 10:56am On Aug 23, 2017
silentrock:
photo photo everytime we're tired already

Should they give you 24hrs video of him whike
Carrying out his duties or he should be reporting to you every morning
Politics / Re: President Buhari Prays With Osinbajo, Okorocha And Others (Photo) by LordVoldemort(m): 11:50am On Aug 20, 2017
Nwodosis:
Abeg, save us that sermon! Such story would've been better before 2015 election, we are hungry and angry now. All we ask of him is to reduce the hunger in the society, he should be intolerant to the suffering of the masses.

You were miserable before buhari won the election and you are still miserable today. Maybe you should blame yourself self for your failures rather than push it on buhari.
Politics / Re: UK Police Spotted At Abuja House As Nigerians Prepare For All Night Protest.PICS by LordVoldemort(m): 7:51am On Aug 19, 2017
surgical:
pls if buhari returns to the country now as people are demanding, what would be the benefit, if past record is anything to go. bye, I don't understand.


People just need something to whine about. Just to hold on to something that will make them not miserable
Politics / Re: UK Police Spotted At Abuja House As Nigerians Prepare For All Night Protest.PICS by LordVoldemort(m): 9:20pm On Aug 18, 2017
I pray After the vigil Buhari will find is way to Nigeria tomorrow if not you all are just jobless lots

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Crime / Re: Customs Seizes Smuggled Bentley, Bags Of Rice (Photos) by LordVoldemort(m): 5:05pm On Aug 18, 2017
rifasenate11:


and how do you know that no import duties was paid on it??

Any sensible person knows the answer to your idiotic question.

What is the main reason people smuggle goods that are not contraband into the country?
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Calls For Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest Over Biafra Security Service by LordVoldemort(m): 5:03pm On Aug 18, 2017
Bridgetania:



hehehe...the kunfu panda place got me cracking...oboy u wicked for comment ooo

Your ugly ass find it funny shey? Let's see the Gollum your idiotic creature will produced

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Crime / Re: Customs Seizes Smuggled Bentley, Bags Of Rice (Photos) by LordVoldemort(m): 4:49pm On Aug 18, 2017
rifasenate11:
when has used car parts(shock absorbers) become a contraband in Nigeria??..

Since when they don't want to pay import duties on it

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL: Man. United Vs West Ham Preview....Drop Your Views And Predictions…!!! by LordVoldemort(m): 11:59am On Aug 13, 2017
mohince:
My man united eleven. Defence: valencia, Lindolf, bailly, blind. Middle: Matic, Mkhitaryan, pogba. Attack: Rashford, Lukaku and mata/matial. But morinho is too dumb startin lingard, darmian and usless smalling. #GGMU. Loose, draw, win manunited all the way

I think you are dumber that your said Jose. You want to play mkhitaryan as an attacking midfielder and put a slow Mata on the flank?

You just don't pick teams with names. Players are picked base on their ability to play the required pattern of play the coach decide to deploy. Lingard will play ahead of anybody in our attack in any game we will need to defend and break on counters while matter is suitable for games we are gonna dominate possession.

You just don't open your gutter mouth
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Is In Love With You And You Don't Love Her In Return? by LordVoldemort(m): 6:08pm On Aug 02, 2017
You ask her if someone has ever falling in love with her that she can't reciprocate the same way? If her answer is yes you just tell her that's your situation and if her answer is no you tell you don't pray she find her self in such situation that you are at the moment.

Sometimes it's good to be blunt about matters like this. The more you play hide and seek with her the more you her hope that something can come out of it.

Ps: within two months she damaged her body just because of you? Sorry do you look like RMD or are more handsome than di caprio?

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Fertilizer Plant In Rivers State (Photos) by LordVoldemort(m): 11:48am On Jul 28, 2017
DaniDani:
This junky journalism is getting messier by the day. Instead of giving us details of daily capacity of production of the plant, source of raw materials, maintenance, and managerial capacity and all that, they ended up coining few words on commissioning. They couldn't even get clear picture of the plant, or detailed pictures of parts of the plant, hell no, they dissipated their energies on snapping wiked and osibande. Rubbish.

A simple Google search could have helped you but you are as lazy as the journalists you abusing


Fertilizer
Indorama is building a mega sized urea fertilizer plant in Nigeria under the helm of “Indorama Eleme Fertilizer & Chemicals Limited (“IEFCL”). The project consists of 2300 TPD Ammonia plant, 4000 TPF Urea plant, 83 km long Gas Pipeline, and an Export Port Terminal.
The main plant, measuring approximately 40 hectares, will be located within the perimeter of Indorama’s existing petrochemical site in Port Harcourt.
The Gas Pipeline for the fertilizer plant is being constructed by IEFCL within an existing 15 meter wide Right of Way (“ROW”). The new Port Terminal (Jetty) will be built at Onne Port on a plot of land measuring approximate 6 hectares
The Port Terminal will comprise of a 320 m long Quay / Jetty along with terminal infrastructure including all material handling facilities necessary for urea and a urea storage facility with a capacity of 45,000 MT. The transfer of urea from the fertilizer plant will be by road via an existing road network.
Construction of the new fertilizer plant commenced in early 2013 with commissioning expected in late 2015.

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Education / Re: Professor Oloyede Remits N5Billion JAMB Fund To FG As Nigerians Hail Him by LordVoldemort(m): 11:33am On Jul 24, 2017
braine:
It is N5Billion, not N5.2B nor N5.09B nor N5.3B; Just a round N5Billion.

God dey.


What is your point.
Politics / Re: Lagos LG Election: Police Arrest Five Fake Party Agents by LordVoldemort(m): 12:46pm On Jul 22, 2017
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Phones / Re: Unboxing My New Blackberry Keyone by LordVoldemort(m): 7:30pm On Jul 21, 2017
Namzy:
227k for a qualcomm 625 phone with 32gb rom and 3gb ram and 1080p screen same specs as my redmi note 4x I bought 48k with mine having better 4100mah battery. Blackberry why?

Same with my moto g5 plus with a better camera
Gaming / Xbox One X Vs PS4 Pro: A Head-to-head Comparison by LordVoldemort(m): 3:07pm On Jul 19, 2017
The Xbox One X (previously Project Scorpio) came out of the shadows last month at the E3 show. Since the console was first announced last year, gaming enthusiasts believed that the Xbox One X had the potential to crush Sony’s PS4 consoles. Sony, on the other hand, is confident that its PS4 Pro console would continue to lead the market even after the Xbox One X launch. Here’s a head-to-head Xbox One X vs PS4 Pro comparison that gives an idea of what each console is capable of.

Xbox One X vs PS4 Pro
Image Source: Microsoft / Xbox.com (screenshot)
The Xbox One X will deliver more power than any console on the planet when it hits the store shelves on November 7th. But before that, the PS4 Pro is the most powerful. The PS4 consoles have been selling twice as fast as the Xbox One line. Only time will tell whether the Xbox One X can reverse the trend.

Xbox One X vs PS4 Pro: Specifications

If you look at the on-paper specifications, the PS4 Pro doesn’t stand a chance against its mightier rival. The Xbox One X boasts six teraflops of graphics power, significantly higher than PS4 Pro’s 4.2 teraflops. The One X also has a higher memory bandwidth of 326GB/s compared to the PS4 Pro’s 218GB/s. Microsoft’s console packs 12GB GDDR5 RAM, which is 50% higher than the PS4 Pro’s 8GB RAM.

The Xbox One X features a custom eight-core processor with a clock speed of 2.3GHz. The PS4 Pro packs an octa-core processor with 2.1GHz clock speed. Both the consoles offer 1TB of internal storage. Microsoft’s upcoming console would feature a 4K/HDR Blu-ray drive, which the PS4 Pro lacks. The One X weighs 8.4 pounds, making it slightly heavier than the PS4 Pro’s 7.2 pounds.

Xbox One X vs PS4 Pro: 4K performance

Microsoft claims the One X is the first console to offer true 4K gaming experience. And yes, the 4K games will run at 60 fps, which is impressive. Sony’s PS4 Pro also flaunts 4K experience at 30fps, but it uses upscaling techniques to make games look like 4K. On the PS4 Pro, less memory intensive games would run in 4K while those requiring a lot of power are upscaled to 2160p. Both the consoles are capable of HDR, though.

Since most people don’t have 4K TVs, not everyone will be able to enjoy 4K gaming. So, Microsoft uses super-sampling to enhance the visuals even on 1080p monitors. You’ll see significant improvement with Xbox One X even if you have a 1080p monitor. Microsoft is updating some first-party titles to increase their fidelity to 4K.

Xbox One X vs PS4 Pro: Exclusive titles

Both the Xbox One X and PS4 Pro would support all the existing Xbox One and PS4 titles, respectively. Most of the titles offer notable visual and performance improvements on the new consoles. There are nearly 300 Xbox titles that would receive backward compatibility with the One X. Microsoft also announced 42 new titles at the E3 event. But when it comes to exclusive titles, the PS4 Pro is far ahead of the Xbox One X.

Sony’s library of exclusive titles is much bigger than that of Microsoft’s. If the Redmond-based company wants to challenge the dominance of PS4 Pro, it has to get more and better exclusive titles. Sony said last month that the primary reason it was not worried about the Xbox One X was its exclusive titles. In the end, everything boils down to the games. And most of the titles on Xbox One are also available on the PS4 Pro.

Xbox One X vs PS4 Pro: Price

Sony’s console may not be as powerful as the Xbox One X, but it has a more competitive price than the One X. The PS4 Pro costs users $399 in the US. In contrast, the Xbox One X has been priced at $499, a full $100 more expensive than its rival. Industry experts speculate that the Japanese company could further bring down the price of PS4 Pro to $299 or $249 depending on how consumers respond to the Xbox One X.

Will Microsoft be able to outsell the PS4 Pro when its console has a higher price tag and a not-so-exciting library of exclusive titles? It is going to be an uphill battle for the Redmond company. Both the consoles are aimed at performance freaks, but how many people would shell out an extra $100 for Microsoft’s version of 4K gaming?

The choice will eventually come down to which gaming library you prefer. Also, the PS4 Pro was launched late last year, while the Xbox One X wouldn’t be available until November 7th. If you’ve already purchased the PS4 Pro, would you want to shell out another $500 only a year later for the One X?
Gaming / Re: A Nairalander's Assessment Of The Overrated Video Games Of The Decade Thread by LordVoldemort(m): 4:17am On Jul 19, 2017
Why make the video if you are going to angry with almost everything he said. I don't think DESTINY is overrated a bit.

If you say a game is overrated, it should be a game with huge publicity that everyone rush to get the first day and after playing they felt its a total waste of time.
Politics / Re: Inside Details On Why Cabal Is Angry With Osinbajo - Daily Post by LordVoldemort(m): 7:00pm On Jul 16, 2017
Speculation
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Sexy In Swimwear In Ibiza (Photos) by LordVoldemort(m): 4:37pm On Jul 12, 2017
Scouting for footballers.....desperation

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Business / Re: Nigeria’s Crude Oil Production Hit 2.025mbpd In June by LordVoldemort(m): 7:06am On Jul 07, 2017
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Phones / Re: 7 Google Android Apps To Secure Your Android Phones From Virus by LordVoldemort(m): 7:00am On Jul 07, 2017
Leonbonapart:
They are the virus themselves

gadgetsngs:


Exactly, I can not even imagine me downloading any of those shits

Those shit do more damage to your phone. They slow the phone down unnecessarily

Your phone Is better without any of those shit

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Religion / Re: Ahiara Crisis; Protesters Storm Imo Catholic Church, Reject Pope's Decison. PICS by LordVoldemort(m): 7:53am On Jul 02, 2017
I was actually expecting a cogent reason buh was shocked to see they have none.

Everybody that participated in that protest is not a true Christian cos if you can accept a man from another village as your bishop how can you accept someone from other region.

Yet others will accept you and give you room to blossom.

Thank God the man is not an Hausa man, they would have accused the pope of trying to northernize the east.

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Jokes Etc / 18 Year Old Igbo Girl Tells Her Mom That She Has Missed Her Period For 2 months by LordVoldemort(m): 7:47am On Jul 02, 2017
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge."
"I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "my son you have to sleep with her again."

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Sports / Re: Between Manchester United And Chelsea, Who Got The Better Deal? by LordVoldemort(m): 6:52pm On Jul 01, 2017
NOETHNICITY:
yet torres scored a vital gol for Chelsea against bacar in the champions league winning
remember

Does that justify the 50million price tag? A goa against barca = 50M

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