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PoliticsRe: FG To Cut N1.84tn Borrowing Through TSA Recovery by LordVoldemort(m):
What the hell is wrong with us Nigerians. When the budget was submitted you guys cried for almost a month that they they borrowing 2trillion to finance the budget and now someone came out to tell you there is an alternative and yet you keeping crying it is a scam!! Seems you guys just love crying

Maybe it's time I venture into tissue paper bizness
TV/MoviesRe: Brilliant Movie Quotes You Find Inspiring by LordVoldemort(m): 1:04pm On Feb 07, 2016
Joavid:
lol, sounds true.
I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count....(Titanic)
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Wows In Yellow (photo) by LordVoldemort(m): 12:26pm On Jan 31, 2016
OhimaiTours:
Be bold enough to show us your own let's see if she is prettier than Annie.
She is not a pretty good Annie. The fact still remain she is not fine
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Wows In Yellow (photo) by LordVoldemort(m): 11:00am On Jan 31, 2016
This lady is not even remotely fine.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Responds To Fans Calling Olamide A Homosexual For Wearing Sandals by LordVoldemort(m): 10:57am On Jan 31, 2016
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PoliticsRe: ''Tolu Ogunlesi Wrote "The Economist" Article Calling GEJ ineffectual Buffoon'' by LordVoldemort(m): 1:55pm On Jan 29, 2016
Firefire:
O se fun awon eleya ni egbe oselu APC, awon ojelu, ole, alo ki olo hun kigbe, gbewiri, jaguda pali, ti won pe ra won ni Omoluabi. undecided


APC, Party of professional propagandist and career fraudsters.
Put your thinking cap on olodo, why wil APC be behind an article that refer to their number one man as an idiot who hasn't learnt a thing in 30+ ? Which damage Is more? In ur rational mind will float an article just to call someone name and @ the same time attack your party? Brother e ni opolo amon e kin fe lo
PoliticsRe: ''Tolu Ogunlesi Wrote "The Economist" Article Calling GEJ ineffectual Buffoon'' by LordVoldemort(m): 1:30pm On Jan 29, 2016
Firefire:
APC ? - SMH

'Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling'? Bertrand Russell
Didn't you see the part that he said buhari is even worse? I don't understand how people think. O ma se oo
PoliticsRe: I Respect Obasanjo But He Introduced Bribery To The National Assembly-melaye by LordVoldemort(m): 6:43am On Jan 29, 2016
Dragonking:
Obasanjo is the most corrupt politician I have even seen.....If buhari wants to prove that he is fighting corruption he should probe obasanjo and jail him for life...... Obasanjo, the high level thief that slept with his son's wife....
Not tinubu again? You will pity Dino when baba finish with him, ask the ineffectual baboon in otueke he will tell you is story, you should know the story except you ar dumb
Science/TechnologyRe: Uniben Student Builds Touchless Phone From Scratch by LordVoldemort(m): 5:50pm On Jan 24, 2016
Nice one bro
FashionRe: "Beware Of 419 Branch Lagos": Oyibo Man Wore To A Club by LordVoldemort(m): 9:09pm On Jan 20, 2016
agarawu23:
No evidence to Prove he is in Nigeria undecided
Can't u see the olosho infront of him and the bottle of origin on the table and if u look past them u will notice there is no light so my friends he is in Nigeria
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by LordVoldemort(m): 5:39pm On Jan 20, 2016
Julianne10:
I was so embarrassed when my brother saw me naked,,,what about you?
There is no big deal in that, I walk around my place unclad anytime I feel li except when there is visitor
CrimeRe: Female Banker Caught For Stealing N15m, She Blames Evil Spirit by LordVoldemort(m): 11:48am On Jan 20, 2016
Don't commit a crime if you can do the time, let her go and dance shoki to her crime.
RomanceRe: When Your Beauty Becomes a curse. by LordVoldemort(m): 8:54am On Jan 20, 2016
Omotayor123:
Hmmm... I just hate the word "You are sexy" cry
To me, it automatically means "You are good for Sex" embarassed

To the ladies, the way you dress is the way you will be address.
Toks well done!
Your words are sexy grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is Glo Blackberry Subscription On Android Sin Before God. Pls Read This. by LordVoldemort(m): 7:14am On Jan 20, 2016
Juxtified:
lol. As trivial and silly as the question seems to be, the OP actually has a point in raising such a question. To 'relaxed' Christians & Muslims like many of us, there may be nothing wrong in it but to the 'very religious' ones, I think its almost the same as stealing. Like, using something without permission from the owner
Kinda of disagree with you, I don't think it's their bizness with what u do with subscription once u have paid for it. Who will complain if u put it a 3300 and not use it @ all. It's not a sin once you have paid for the service
PoliticsRe: Budget: PDP Member Points To Error Made By President Buhari by LordVoldemort(m): 7:06am On Jan 20, 2016
auntysimbiat:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-HHsZcRkQyPA/Vp5h1zZjqNI/AAAAAAAAMSo/-whB14k5w_M/s640/another%2Berror%2Bby%2Bbuhari%2B495179_10205550289181514_6592222447842808832_n.jpg[/img]
A PDP member who is also a reader of Nairanaijanews shared this with us ..

He wrote:

See another shame of a nation!

Are we in December 2016!

Read the FIRST PARAGRAPH, line one of this letter written to the Senate by President Buhari to correct ERRORS in the 2016 Budget presented on December 22, 2015.

It states that the 2016 Budget was presented on December 22, 2016!

A letter to correct an ERROR, containing another ERROR! Isn't this a GOVT of ERRORS?


[img]http://2.bp..com/-nxjGnMWxnLg/Vp5jBS7UmOI/AAAAAAAAMSw/u6qpVTEg8jk/s640/marked%2B971_3957651222865738850_n.jpg[/img]

cc lalasticlala


SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2016/01/photo-pdp-member-points-to-another.html
Any crazy wailer could have typed that, there is no evidence Thi letter came from th office of the president and what is the name of the PDP senator that shared and on what platform? Please don't quote usele 9ja blog here. where is the official stamp on it. Please stop believing every nonsense you see
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump To Chase Nigerians Out Of US by LordVoldemort(m): 6:44pm On Jan 18, 2016
KashyBaby:
That's y he will never gonna win...America can't survive without petrol..
They ar the reason why crude oil price is dropping daily they have alternative to it
EducationRe: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by LordVoldemort(m): 6:36pm On Jan 17, 2016
Shout out to sholzy D, 2short, iron monkey, poppy, Akere, igwe, FM, Anamana the animal, prof ganja, eran Iya oshogbo and others I can remember their weird nickname. I miss you you crazy
CelebritiesRe: Sugar Chika Asoegwu's White Wedding Photos by LordVoldemort(m): 9:44am On Jan 17, 2016
Nonsense!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Video: Yobo's Wife Adaeze Twerking Her Bum by LordVoldemort(m): 9:17am On Jan 17, 2016
Shortyy:
Raises eyebrow? Who raised the eyebrow? The twerker or the hubby? I don't get it
Did you see the hubby in the video?
CelebritiesRe: Video: Yobo's Wife Adaeze Twerking Her Bum by LordVoldemort(m): 9:14am On Jan 17, 2016
Mr yobo don cum already see how hin dey sound.
CelebritiesRe: Iceprince Girlfriend, Maima Called A Cheat With "Evidence" by LordVoldemort(m): 9:11am On Jan 17, 2016
Seventeen:
I tire ooo.
This doesn't prove anything, she even shared the pics on her Instagram. I'm very sure is one of her friends back stabbing her like this.
CelebritiesRe: Iceprince Girlfriend, Maima Called A Cheat With "Evidence" by LordVoldemort(m): 8:57am On Jan 17, 2016
HungerBAD:
Carefully photoshopped pictures.

No evidence of cheating here, moreover how much does a piercing cost that she cannot afford?how much is a ticket she can not afford herself?some times let us give some women credit for taking care of themselves,all expenses included.

Let us not attribute everything a woman does, to the hands of a man, women work and spend on themselves too.
So being in the same place with someone is cheating? Guys let's be real
RomanceRe: Video Of The Couple Having Sex At OAU Gate by LordVoldemort(m): 8:32am On Jan 17, 2016
geesilver:
re u sure.ok let d battle begin.....wait first na u dey the video, abi why this thing com concern u dis much.
Now I will have to fix that your freaking mouth, the only battle you will get is my knuckles re configuring your loose mouth.

Olanrewaju Kareem!!!
RomanceRe: Video Of The Couple Having Sex At OAU Gate by LordVoldemort(m): 9:04pm On Jan 16, 2016
geesilver:
Guy na fite..........take am easy o. I also get bad mouth o. If I use it on u...ehen..hmmmm.
You need not to tell me you have a bad mouth, let it loose and I will be glad to fix it for you.
PoliticsRe: This Is How Nigeria Looked Like Before The Coming Of Politicians (photo) by LordVoldemort(m): 8:04pm On Jan 16, 2016
shizzy7:
How did people move from Lagos island to mainland before the construction of third mainland bridge, eko bridge, Carter bridge since its all water...
They walk on water!! grin
RomanceRe: Video Of The Couple Having Sex At OAU Gate by LordVoldemort(m): 7:53pm On Jan 16, 2016
geesilver:
Na serious nacking o
Who nack for the video now!!! Just shatap ur mouth dere, you no ma get mb to watch
RomanceRe: Video Of The Couple Having Sex At OAU Gate by LordVoldemort(m): 7:49pm On Jan 16, 2016
Op you ar on some hard drugs, the video just prove you are full of shit
TV/MoviesRe: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by LordVoldemort(m): 7:31am On Jan 15, 2016
randyortan35:
"Fantastic Four ( 2015 )" is that Movie, which i can't get Tired of Watching. In this Movie, Together the Team must Harness their New Abilities to Prevent Doctor Doom from Destroying the Earth.
What the hell do you like about film. That shit should be in the suckaway
Dating And Meet-up ZoneIf You Get Friendzoned By Someone, Ask The Person To Introduce You To One Of His by LordVoldemort(op): 7:28am On Jan 15, 2016
Usually, people tend to have friends with mutual/similar likes and ways of thinking. So, if you can't get out of the friendzone, it is probably better to meet new people. And you can ask your friend-that-friendzoned-you for advice on the likes of the person you just met, date ideas and etc. This way, everyone ends happy!

Someone once said, sometimes this is enough to make them like you. That's because when you know you have something easily, you tend to care less about it, but when you loose it, you start wanting it back.
EventsRe: How Much Should A Young Average Man Budget To Marry His Dream Girl? by LordVoldemort(m): 7:48pm On Jan 14, 2016
agarawu23:
Good afternoon romance landers,

I decided to create the topic here since this is the section where we have high % of single/dating youths who are planning to get married in future .

My "average" means someone whose salary isn't that much be it from the 18k minimum wage up to 50k.

We were discussing on this thread when the Op called 900k a "budget" wedding https://www.nairaland.com/2862648/budget-wedding-n900k-350-guests

So how much should an average guy budget for his wedding ?
I guess with 50k you should be able to host just 10 peeps to a comfortable wedding. Let's learn to live within our means
AgricultureRe: I Killed This Giant Wild Cat For Killing My Chickens (Photos) by LordVoldemort(m): 7:15am On Jan 14, 2016
Bukiminaj:
your superstitous belief was a hit. Dont forget to tell the pastor to bring candle(diff colors)
One needs to be careful with stuff like this. Candle with dif colors Cele on point

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