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Jobs/VacanciesWe've Got An Opening For You by lotusbeta(op): 1:19pm On Mar 20, 2018
Position: Trainee IT Specialist

Level: Entry

What we are looking for: Dynamic and enthusiastic Individuals

Requirements:
•Bachelor’s Degree in Information Technology, Computer Science or related field required
•Industry certifications and memberships a plus (Not compulsory)
•Ability to fill multiple roles simultaneously
•Smart, Sharp and ability to learn fast
•Ability to work with minimum supervision
•Strong interpersonal skills; Integrity and honesty
•Ability to work effectively with a team, Energetic, Resourceful and result oriented.
•Excellent oral and written communication skills

Location: Lekki, Lagos, Nigeria
Interested applicant should send a detailed resume to careers@lotusbetaanalytics.com


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PoliticsRe: Filthy Lagos In Pictures: What Every Part Of Lagos Now Have In Common by lotusbeta: 8:48am On Mar 20, 2018
chicwoman:
If rain comes, won't it affect all of us?
Come sef�
Do you even know the waste pick up number?
08139840260

Call it and stop wishing Lagos bad ogbeni
What good will the number do anyone? Was it the phone holder who did not properly handle their trash? Whoever picks the phone wasn't the one who threw PET bottles out of the car/bus because it was convenient. He/She as sure as hell didn't say for them not to at least pay their taxes. Aunt, its not a wish. Lagos WILL be flooded when the rains comes again. Una never chee chumchin
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Idris Withdraws Policemen Attached To VIPs, Others by lotusbeta: 4:01pm On Mar 19, 2018
Yay...or not
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Calls Out Bleaching Cream Manufacturers And Sellers by lotusbeta: 3:59pm On Mar 19, 2018
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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Miracle Caught Putting On A Condom While Nina Was Asleep by lotusbeta: 3:18pm On Mar 19, 2018
LOOOOL. So thats where all the condoms were going to. Well, better SAFE than sorry.


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Christianity EtcRe: "A Mad Man Told Me To Buy Fuel After My Car Broke Down" - Man by lotusbeta: 3:16pm On Mar 19, 2018
Errr, should you have bought saline solution instead? I think it should be written in the constitution - TOP UP AFTER YOUR CAR HAS BEEN AT THE MECHANIC.


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PoliticsRe: This Is What Happens When A Herdsman's Cow Is Attacked - Abuja Man Says. Photos by lotusbeta:
hian. Are you making excuses for them now? Its a case of "Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am" If they didn't trespass, no one would think to harm their cattle in the first place



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HealthRe: UCH Ibadan Labelled Death Trap After Lady Died Due To Alleged Negligence by lotusbeta:
As with most government bodies, the staff of public hospitals seem to have seen and heard it all and never can get to move their bodies quick enough to save lives. I wonder if there are comparative statistics to determine how many patients are lost and saved so their shortcomings would be laid before them...but that is asking for too much aint it? RIP to the dead.


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CelebritiesRe: "I'm Overrated, I Am Wack" - DJ Cuppy Finally Agrees With Ushbebe by lotusbeta: 1:33pm On Mar 19, 2018
Huh?
CrimeRe: Thief Caught After Dismantling Motorcycle To Sell For His Mother's Burial. Photo by lotusbeta: 1:33pm On Mar 19, 2018
loool. Na God save am. If na quality mob wey get craze for head, im for join im mama for heaven...or hell. #DoubleWahalaForDeadBody
CrimeRe: Man Murdered And Set Ablaze In His Farm In Delta (Graphic Photo) by lotusbeta: 1:17pm On Mar 19, 2018
I never can understand. Do these murderers think and plan to kill other people or it is just opportunistic? Is it not the same consciences that is in all of us? Geez!!!



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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Femi Bakre Starts #JusticeForTobi Campaign For His Brother, Tobi Bakre by lotusbeta: 1:16pm On Mar 19, 2018
Shameless commitment to profit? Part of that profit is what brother dearest wants to win. Else he would have left with his two million...abi how much did he win in that challenge. Tailor ur campaign wisely abeg. He should not take one step out of line or else is byebye.


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CelebritiesRe: Lola Margaret Deported From US, Secretly Relocates To Ibadan - Nollyzone.com by lotusbeta: 1:10pm On Mar 19, 2018
Not throwing shades at anyone, but Ibadan people would do well to stay on high alert. Hacking is real, hackers are real. Protect yourself and your businesses against cyber-threats. Sign up for our Certified Ethical Training coming up 2nd April. Be updated. Be secure

PoliticsRe: Filthy Lagos In Pictures: What Every Part Of Lagos Now Have In Common by lotusbeta: 12:54pm On Mar 19, 2018
Me that I can't wait for the rains to come proper. Filthy Lagos will become filthy AND FLOODED Lagos.



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PoliticsRe: Sagay: "Saraki, Dogara’s Allowances, An Explosive Issue, Will Blow Up Nigeria" by lotusbeta: 12:45pm On Mar 19, 2018
Abeg Abeg. All these explosive exposes and no following explosions on either our parts or the representatives parts. The ones that do protest are suspended for inordinate number of months...geez. I don tire



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PoliticsRe: ”president Buhari’s Scheduled Visit To Rivers Based On Killings - Femi Adesina by lotusbeta:
Unfortunately, after the Benue massacres and the ensuing drama with the IG that followed, it will require a huge effort on my part to forgive this man. I assume this is all geared towards 2019 and not out of any real love for Rivers or her people



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CelebritiesRe: Eri Manny Sues Runtown; Sacks His Manager Ifeanyi Nwunne by lotusbeta: 12:25pm On Mar 19, 2018
The cracks wey dey bin don tay no be today. Either they are incompetent or he is just plain greedy



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PoliticsRe: 2019: Sowore Promises N100,000 Minimum Wage by lotusbeta: 12:14pm On Mar 19, 2018
Have they re-opened his go-fund me account? Shey na from there he wan dey bin pay all of us? #getyourfactsstraight



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PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Will Not Declare 2019 Bid Now, By Presidency by lotusbeta: 12:12pm On Mar 19, 2018
shouldnt he be resting after 2019? Hian!!!
EducationRe: Kaduna Secondary School Teachers To Write Competence Test Soon – El-rufai by lotusbeta: 12:11pm On Mar 19, 2018
looooool. Kaduna teachers must shape up or be kicked out. Mediocrity, and allowances for mediocres is the bane of our existences in this country


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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Youths Can Vote On Bbnaija But Most Don't Even Have PVC by lotusbeta:
BBNaija does not tell you to come tomorrow after you have woken up 5:30 in the morning to queue at your local INEC office to be captured only for them to close by 8:00 in the morning saying they are tired. People are willing to vote but we can't keep wasting precious time on queues. INEC needs a reform...if not for her staff


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CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Stuns In New Black Gown by lotusbeta: 11:23am On Mar 19, 2018
This woman has pipe that taps into the fountain of youth. She should give me just a cup abeg


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CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Calls Out Bleaching Cream Manufacturers And Sellers by lotusbeta: 11:18am On Mar 19, 2018
I wonder if she really uses shea butter and adi-agbon.

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CrimeRe: First Year Student Killed By Herdsmen While Travelling With His Friends. Photo by lotusbeta: 11:15am On Mar 19, 2018
These guys terrify me. I was in a car with one woman the other day. She kept shrinking into her seat when she sighted them


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RomanceRe: Man In Thailand 'Kills' His Sex Doll. Dumps Body In Bush by lotusbeta: 10:56am On Mar 19, 2018
LOOOOOOOOL. I couldnt hold back my laughter. Sex doll rights?

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FamilyRe: Cenderella Nana: Divorce Party Of Egyptian Woman Got People Talking by lotusbeta: 10:46am On Mar 19, 2018
Well, she looks happy. Though I remember someone (was it not a pastor?) say that for him to be a party to a any divorce, all the people that were witnesses at the wedding have to be at the divorce ceremony as well grin

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HealthRe: Nigerian Lady Dies Following Fire Tragedy Few Days After Her Wedding. Photos by lotusbeta: 10:35am On Mar 19, 2018
Heavens!!! I don't know which is a worse way to die. Drowning or Fire. Terrible terrible


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PoliticsRe: 2019: Buhari Faults Oyedepo’s Claim On Defection Of APC Members To PDP by lotusbeta: 10:31am On Mar 19, 2018
Haba na. This man. Own your shit na


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