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PhonesRe: 5 Major Disadvantages Of Android by louie3(m): 8:08pm On Jan 03, 2015
runzlord:
Nah. Im not like that. S4, s5, grand prime, note 3, ive used them all.
I belive u use a high end phone
1. U want to tell me there is no time you made a selection in ur pjone and it tooks seconds before it responded? The more files and apps u have, the more seconds till ur phone begins to freeze

2. Its not my idea. Its fact. If you play the same game on iPhone on android. If iphone goes down by 5%, android would go down by 15%.

3. I onced used just 40 mb on an ipad, mtn 3G for 2 days. We all know thats impossible on android, and someone above said its because android offers better browsers abi internet experience? Now is there such thing as that? No. That is to show the level of ignorance im dealing with here. You tell me which browser on android is better than safari on ios? I dont come on nairaland to say what I like, ive never said what I like. I say what I experience.

4. Ever f.uking android phone ive held over heat after few minutes of use, it takes hours for an iphone to over heat.

5. Haba. To be a programer for apple and have your on the app store, you will have to pay a fee of $99. But android is completely free. Now with common sense which would have more crap in it store?



I had to re explain everything to u cos I believe youre a more experienced and reasonable person.
And im not in support of iphones. They also have where they failed. If it was 5 major disadvantages of iphone or wp I posted. Im sure nobody would open their useless mouth like this.
u dey talk rubbish.dats all
PhonesRe: 5 Major Disadvantages Of Android by louie3(m): 7:46pm On Jan 03, 2015
Arlex:
The only reasonable reason to hate andriod is d way it drains data.. ..D rest on dah list are things that happen to other phone.
which kin drain data..subscripe wit beta moni.let say mtn nite plan..u will surely enjoy browsing on ya android
TV/MoviesRe: If Your 2014 Were To Be A Movie, What Title Would You Give It? by louie3(m): 10:32pm On Jan 02, 2015
The start of great tinx
PhonesRe: Between Bbm And Whatsapp Which One Do You Prefer by louie3(m): 10:03pm On Dec 25, 2014
Who dy ask dis kin que see.whatsapp nai win am na
RomanceRe: Must I Give Her Transport Fare Every Time She Visits? by louie3(m): 7:59pm On Dec 25, 2014
ochilikoko:
My girl only spends 150 naira to and fro when she pays a visit to my house.

The last time she came, I refused to give her transport fare as I normally do, and when got to her house, she sent me a provocative text message.

So, must I give her the money every time?
Nooo o dey wait.i go help u give am.nonsense!!
RomanceRe: What's The Fate Of VIRGIN MEN? by louie3(m): 3:45pm On Oct 10, 2014
Odilafta:
Let devil keep dansing shoki on your head while his angels are busy singing skelewu for you.
Call it over or under rater,you'll have what fits you at the end of the day.
Virgin men have better things to worry about,such as how to expand their businesses,face their studies and make it in life than praying Nkechi is not pregnant from that one night fling,that Agatha will not r3mber he was among the guys who deflowered her,that the itching on his d..ick is not staph,that his daddy will not mistakenly see the condom in his bible and that the sudden loss of weight is Aids.
story 4 d gods...
CultureRe: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by louie3(m): 9:59am On Oct 01, 2014
alhajimikehell: every nigerian is guilty of these...
y r u generalizing? Not every nigerian is guilty of dis.some but nt all
WebmastersRe: Post your PHP Problems Here by louie3(m): 8:00am On Sep 23, 2014
pls help i'm getting this error msg wen i try to connect wit my mysql.though it shws database created nd also tables.bt dis error appears at the end: You have an error in your SQL
syntax; check the manual that
corresponds to your MySQL server
version for the right syntax to use
near '' ''
BusinessRe: Nigerian Millionaires On The Rise by louie3(m): 5:44pm On Sep 17, 2014
otijah: what about the poor? What is their faith in the next 4 yrs
they shud help themselves out of povertY
CelebritiesRe: Oscar Pistorius Trial: Judge Delivering Verdict, LIVE by louie3(m): 1:41pm On Sep 11, 2014
kernel504: The family has a right to ask the state legal officers to step aside, if... They feel the case is been compromised, and that will give room to out-of-court settlement, depending.
there is notin such as right to ask the state to step down.it is only at the discretion of the attorney generals office that a decision can b reached whether or not to transfer d case to a private prosecutor.
CelebritiesRe: Oscar Pistorius Trial: Judge Delivering Verdict, LIVE by louie3(m): 1:09pm On Sep 11, 2014
kernel504: Look in law, ignorance does not have a place, meaning he can only go free if... They family of the deceased, wants to settle outside the court.
if not, killing with or without an intention has a prize.
settle out of court ke.wat r u saying sef? This is a criminal case.d deceased family hs no say in d mata.only d state can decide wot happens to him
PhonesRe: People Queuing Up For Iphone 6 (photos) by louie3(m): 9:54pm On Sep 04, 2014
teeo: One day people will queue up to buy techno.
kip dreaming.
PhonesRe: Samsung Unveils The Galaxy Note Edge With A Curved Screen (Photos) by louie3(m): 9:36pm On Sep 04, 2014
bastien: Nonsense, Same design for all there fone, same spec



I will leave ma tecno unless I see fone wey dey scan virus for toto and ebola
no kill person wit laff abeg.see ur evil mind
LiteratureRe: Tom Clancy, U.S. Master Of Spy Thriller Novels,dies At 66 by louie3(m): 11:41am On Aug 05, 2014
rip to one of the best writers of all time
WebmastersRe: Post your PHP Problems Here by louie3(m): 3:22pm On Jul 05, 2014
pls help me.i'm learning php and i'm having problems with form validation.
RomanceRe: 10 Proven Signs That A Lady Ain't Interested In You. by louie3(m): 9:57am On Jan 02, 2014
na truth u b talk o.
LiteratureRe: My Encounter With Mami-wata Spirit by louie3(op): 2:22am On Jan 01, 2014
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.have a blissfull 2014.and thanks 4 reading
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 2:04am On Jan 01, 2014
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U ALL.i hope u've been enjoying the story so far.hv a gud 2014
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 2:02am On Jan 01, 2014
FLYGERIAN91: Louie pls don't disappoint.... I'm. Seriously following. Nice creativity. Ur thinking outside the box of the usual naija stories I read here on NL... Wish Nollywood could do dsame and make it ve the kinda quality "Jacobs cross"( shown on DSTV ) has.... Twill really be a step up... Ope other writers can see what thinking out of the box entailshuh A Nigerian story Buh action packed like what is only likely to be seen in foreign movies.... Louie.... TWALE for you... *doffing my hat*... I love ur multiple updates as well... Keep it this way.... cool
flygerian ur words of encouragement hv pushed me to do more.thank u
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 2:00am On Jan 01, 2014
rapmike: 'My name is kakashi'. Kakashi kor, Hatake ni.


Nyc story, i may jst advice dat u may space out ur work a little bit more, it helps with the reading.
thank you.i will tk dat into consideration.
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 11:23pm On Dec 30, 2013
There is just one word to describe the village of suotwu."poor!. Suotwu is one of the few villages located at the south of tukumbe.there huts with thatched roofs everywhere.children with kwashokor gathered in another corner looking at us.if you see dis children belly ehnn,e jus be like pregnant women own.i caught a quick glance at one kin zobo lanky dog eating a childs sh*t at the side of one abandoned hu t.if that dog bite person,na straight,strong disease be that o.as we reached the end of the village a man with shorts and a t-shirt approached us, "welicum to suotwu.hope you get safe journey". He said in the worst english i have ever heard.we nodded. "i,soloman.i be show you road and help you speak language". He smiled as he said this.the guy teeth yellow like person wey never ever brush for life.there was no time to waste on formalities,john ordered him to take us to the river where we were to cross to the other village.solomon led the way down a sloping narrow,bushy pathway.the mission had finally begun.
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 10:49pm On Dec 30, 2013
We entered the town of tukumbe at night.tukumbe is partly covered by water.it is a hotspot crawling with rebels that fought against the congolian military government led by major matuke sakano.there were always gun battles in this lands atleast once a day.if we were caught by the rebels we are dead,if by the military we are equally dead.either way there was danger everywhere.our disguise for entering this country was as journalist from the United Nations.atleast that way we had a chance of survival.the helizo reduced its speed to 40 knots,at lowered to 50fts almost touching the high currents of the river.we jumped down in unison bracing ourselves as we hit the cold water.the currents pushed me hard but i was trained for this kind of situation.the water made my hands numb as i swarm towards the river bank with the other two behind me.when we got to the bank we swiftly stripped out of our wet clothes which we tucked in the pack bags we brought with us.we where soon in our clothes as reporters.
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 10:08pm On Dec 30, 2013
I drove my suzuki through the heavy traffic in ikorodo to the pick-up point.the helizo was there waiting, The helizo was a special kind of plane that could move silently.because it was a stealth fighter and could not be detected by enemy radar.this is one of RED'S latest invention.its pilots were busy smoking in the bushes.there were two other men standing far away from the crew.the walked up to me as i parked my bike. 'shadow we've been waiting.what took you so long?" said one of them.he was a thick chested man with crisp of white hair on his head. "i had to take care of somethings". "like what?" he commanded.who be dis yeye man wey dey form boss for here. "and who are you?" i asked with contempt. "i'm john and that fellow over there is dexter.we will be your partners in this missions". Who was the joker? I thought. "i was never told i will have partners in this mission". "shadow you don't ask questions.you just obey orders". I løoked at him up and down before i spat at his feet. "go eat sh*t.just stay out of my way and i will consider not killing you". There was rage in his eyes as he snarled at me.how eyes locked in one deadly motion.when the time came i was going to enjoy killing this clown and i know the feeling is mutual.
EducationRe: Hnd Is Equivalent To A Bsc by louie3(m): 8:54pm On Dec 30, 2013
wen u go look 4 work u go knw say there is notin equivalent btw dem
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 5:41pm On Dec 30, 2013
I heard the sound of steel leaving its scabbard.a fight in the dark was something i had done a thousand times,piece of cake.one of them attacked,i had sensed him before he brought down the sword on me.i leapt to the left,as i did so i grabbed his sword arm and twisted it.my body hand with the dagger sang deep into his chest and the body instantly faded into the night.what? The guy just disappear like that.which kind jax be this? I had the answer but it was to late the other man's sword grazed my dagger arm.i felt the blood flow from the small wound.this was no ordinary assassin,he was a BLACK SHINOBI from Idas clan.they were famous for their dark ninja practices.they could split into two and be at different places at the same time.the first man that attacked me was the shadow self sent to distract me while the real one attacked me.i had never encountered a Black ninja before.the were no ordinary ninjas.very few persons have ever survived the attack of a BLACK.thats why they where assigned with the special task of being the guardians of RING OF SIX.he didn't give me time to recover from the first attack,he threw a dart at me which i repelled with my attack.he jumped to the air and brought his sword aiming for my neck.i mistakening slipped down and the tip of sword sliced the top my afro.damn! My afro,this guy don break bottle.he came at me again with deadly furiousity .i drew back my dagger and hurled it at him.he paused to deflect it,thats when i found an opening.i kicked him in the kneel,as he buckled,i slammed my fist on his nose,i felt it crack under my knuckles.he crashed down hard to one side the sword fell from his grip.he held his bloody nose with one hand and split into two ,the real one went invicible.i wasn't going to fall for the same trick twice.i be like mumu for him eye?. I went for the pistol i hid under my pillow and fired five rounds in the air.the assassin fell down in front of me.two rounds had found their way to his chest,the remaining three to his stomach."never tamper with my afro" i said as i spat on the corpse .i quickly searched the body for any i.ds but there none.the question that puzzled me was why a BLACK NINJA would try to kill me.wahala dey ooo.
HealthRe: How Can A Woman Get Rid Of Facial Hair? by louie3(m): 3:03pm On Dec 30, 2013
make she pour acid.all d hair go disappear gbam
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 2:57pm On Dec 30, 2013
to be continued....
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 2:56pm On Dec 30, 2013
CHAPTER FOUR- I OPENED the door to my one room apartment.i lived a very private life at the other side of town.someone had toyed with my locks.i pulled out the small dagger from my belt and crouched down,pushed open the door and went in.i could sense two persons in the room.as a ninja i had been taught to sense the presence of enemies in the dark,i also had acute hearing and many other feats.
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op): 2:44pm On Dec 30, 2013
kakashi came to the room at sundown."can you walk?" he asked me.this guy get wahala o.wey he wan cum carry me go again. "yes". I managed to say. He handed a crouth that lay idle beside the bed.this was the first time i have been out in days.the castle was suprisingly large with buildings clustered every.they were all built in ancient japanese style.persons moving about,most being men.they all bowed down to the waist as we walked past them.he took me to a large building which stood at the middle of the castle.there were guards standing wearing blue khaki's and with the katana at their side.they too bowed down to the waist as we walked past them into the building.inside there were pictures hanging on the walls of ancient paintings.they were arranged in a sequence telling a story.there were also different weapons and books and scrolls. I was fascinated by what i saw. "this is katai's castle.one of the few remaining castles in tokyo.the paintings you see here tell the story of lord katai sotario.he was the greatest ninja from the koga's clan". How that one take concern me i thought silently.he told me of the story of how lord katai became the most famous assassin in feudal japan.he took me to an open field where different men,some boys my age trained with sophisticated weapons of the ninja.some moves where just humanly impossible. "here we train men in the art of the shinobi". "what do this men do with their skills?" i asked. "thats for them to decide.give me your hand". He took it and examined it drawing a symbol across my palm. "you have been chosen segun.you will undertake training at my hand.thats your path". Thats how i became a ninja.kakashi my sensei.i was taught different tactics on killing,espionage,weapons use,disguise and to speak multiple languages.Tomasu adviced me to keep an afro to distinquish myself from other Ninjas.five years later i was recruited by an onaiwanba organization called 'RED'.
LiteratureRe: The Nigerian Afro Ninja by louie3(op):
Tomasu pulled out the needles and asked me to get some more rest.she also told me her father had something to discuss with me.what she didn't say.wetin he wan tell me wey person never hear before self.i watched as her back side swayed from left to right as she walked away.i later had a taste of that i tell you.

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