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tardell007: Yeahh,what do i really need a girlfriend for when i have my books and my phone?

Dont forget porrn

GTBank has stopped Western Union services.

Holly Ezekiah......

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uken73: Why can't we respect other ppl's opinion and stop fighting/quarelling abt nothing. You guys seem to have all the time in the world for this dispute. Your arguements are really giving me insights to more hosting pros and cons, but it doesn't have to be in the form of a fight. Sm1 has a nice idea and believes it will help others, so he chooses to share it. You have your doubts, you share it. It helps. People can analyse these and make their decisions. But it will be nice if it can always be kept professional.

It will be very nice to see opinions being respected and not causing fights.

motion supported the OP should finish what he started.... shikena

check ur whatsapp - i made a descent offer

Yup, the guy talking bout vps server is right. Shared hosting is suicide, especially for SEO. Nobody tells you that site speed is important for seo... nobody.

A friend told me this long time ago, am using linode its cost $20/month, he manages the vps while i concentrate on making money.

sharedhost my a.ss

adejoro75: 95% of the diseases in Nigeria are in Northern regions. The more they kill innocent citizens in the name of religion, the more nature and fate pay them back in kind with all sorts of pestilence: VVF, guinea worm, TB,eye infections, Polio, leprosy and now, flesh-eating bacteria.

What is the source of this information ?

My maternal granddad died at 83, had a shit load of landed property in his.hometown abagana n osha.

When he died he only willed the family house to his only son, gave most of the stuff to his daughters and male grandkids.

I gt a small chunk of land frm it. But, he only denied his only male child the assest cos he was not in good term.with him.

However,.my granddad wife died during biafra war and he married a younger who carted away most of the assets, including selling off his filling station for N2Om.

She did this when the old man was quite ill, and guess who helped her ..the lawyer.

So, if people say the will.is fake.thiers a 50% chance its true.

But, they need to go to court to contest the will.

Ibo wOmen are too.sharp. Especially cos.the.culture hardly favors.them.when.oga goes.to meet the.ancestors.

When the head is corrupt, the whole body will be corrupt.

If Ngo gas notgung to hide, why has she refused to appear?

Why is that the legislature are always branded thieves even when they make good decisions,

However, these are just assumptions, the only fact remains they are all corrupt.

Ngozi is corrupt, jona is corrupt, legislature is corrupt, you are corrupt and so am I.

Person we know go know and person wey no kno , im no go ever no

Bros, I dnt knw oooh. I just took a shower for the first time in 24hrs .

According to the watchman , there was an announcement saying there wont be water for 3 days.

She wants to put ur dic+k in cookie jar.

And, let this be ur first lesson never tell a girl u like...that u like her.

Act accordinly

manny4life: Let me guess, Romney is more articulate, intelligent and smarter than Obama's economic advisers even external such as Ben Bernanke? Smh, Obama is trying to seek a balance to calm nerves so that economic transition over the next four years will be more smoother.

Look , do u know how long Bernanke been there. Do you really think, one individual has monopoly of wisdom.

Have you read the monster frm jekyll island. Are you really sure you know enough about the us economy.

The painful truth is that, men Romney run the real us economy, the stocks, construction,heathcare,technology,insurance,finance.

These guys are businessmen not politicians and none of them supported obama"s return, if the did so, it was only as a plan b.

Obama is a good liar, but not a good bean counter ; he just does not understand how to make the nos add up.

The U'S economy has been grounded for decades, its citizens where living of mortgage loans and credit cards.

American is the largest debtor in world , owing China trillions of dollars, but guys like Romney manage to grow rich every year, even with increased taxing frm the obama govt.

That my brother is financial genius. The U'S is only as cool today, because of the demand for its currency.

Obama is no messiah, like Jonathan..he"s the patsy!

sack that olodo

What tge fkc r u talking about. Writing on the internwt, is different.

Yoi start with summary/conclusions less is more

ha ha, technology is changing the world, and is making men men multi millionaires before their 30th birthday and u guys are still trying to buy land.

Land is worthless, if its not in a prime area.

People, that go out to buy land in those bushes of lagos are getting ripped of. the true cost of land in those areas are grossly over bloated.

And, in the next ten yrs or so, you would have to be very powerful to keep ur land.

Grow wise, look around fr people with good ideas in technology

Edo traditional marraiges are nt expensive, compared to some others, and they dnt discriminate or bother what part of the country ur frm.

Dnt sweat, ur nt marrying an ibo or shuwa arab girl.

As fr the attire, its the girl who wears it, ur expected to come in ur own traditional attire.

She needs , lots of bead on the head , chest and waist.

Wedding banging only happens if the girl or guy is a virgin.

If I have been sleeping with yoi before marriage. I probably just did you a favour , in marrying.

I cant marry a girl I have slept with. Where"s the fun in dat.

Virgins and grade 1 tokunbo girls still full road.

Which level.

Only women benefit frm the insttution of marriage, the guy has nothing to gain here .

Airtel gives 400+ kbps .... Deep into the night I get up 520kbps.

And, am using a 3.6mps modem. Imagine a 7.2mbps

EYES

if you cant do that your for your girlfriend you cant do it for your wife.

I am voyeuristic and like to watch em walk around half naked. I can buy her a container of pant,neglege , and bra's.

I even know some names,cheekies, v string, hip huggers, thongs.

Surely only a man with class and style like myself could know this. I even love the smell of her panties.

What the fckk , mr happy stay....

Sweetlemon, hw go dey go. please, permit me to speak in hausa, as i was born and raised thurr.

Allah Ya Ja Zamanin Ki" meaning May God let you reign forever !!

Abeg, no vex oooh .... some people don't understand the dynamics btw prince charming and yours truly.

Would you take, a broken refrigerator to a carpenter (except ur were making a coffin for the fridge) - individuals hardly advice out of experience, mostly from unguided intuition.

Some folks say he's good news, other say run lady run. But, ultimately - what you believe will determine the outcome of this relationship. I am glad, he never mentioned dating anyone else or not being interested in you - this i have deduced from the little you have shared with us.

Like, i said you are what you eat. If you believe, beauty shall spring forth from this connection - so shall it be.

If you believe, their is doom and calamity above the horizon, then darkness shall reign.

I assume, you have already started changing your demeanor towards him, you might deny it but i assure - he already sense's something. Your probably playing detective Beckit now, and becoming a little too calculating .

Hence, displaying all the characters Nigerian men, wish women never heard.

Take my advice , do not come back to this thread again. It going to Bleep everything up.

Go and enjoy your bobo ohhh !!! Most of the girls here would have never made it this far with this guy from the comments i have read here ooh, and the guys..... you know our code now - honor thy mother and sister, butt Bleep the girls.

But, your guy is better than this, he has risen above the code. Trust, me its not easy to tell mr happy to sit still when a fine babe like you dey around, smiling, scenting, laughing.

Go enjoy your guy ooooh. Have you listened to Rihanna's "unapologetic" album. There's a song in there she did with Chris Brown - Nobody's business.

Frm today let that become your anthem - because at the end of the day, you know and i know - nobody really give's a sHHit about your happiness except yourself and the ones that return your love.

DO NOT COMEBACK TO THIS THREAD - THE HATERS IS WILL CONSUME YOU.

ps.... kiss my socks haters....kiss...... my ......socks!!!

and ooohh just incase your tempted to comeback to this thread for some reason, could you share your zodiac's and dont give us that am a good christian i dont know my zodiac. That'd be like Nicky Minaj, with no onshore and offshore dichotomy.

pleep: You people still commenting on this dumb topic? what the hell.

I think this is YOUR comment, so this probably make you dumb, and the guy who liked your post dumbest.

Ass wipe - kiss my socks.

NessaFresh: Just the size of his diick is all dat matters

ha ha ha, once heard, you must have either have a small puzzy or a large puzzy - to bother about diiick size.

Something tells me, in ur case - its the latter.

Youth is the secret of beauty !

Finest , substract the photoshopping.

In no order

Bauchi
Edo
Ogun

The others na photoshop. Lubbish

westreign: Credit must always go to atiku for his stance on tenure elongation, if not for him 4get obj, even if it were for selfish purpose at least we can be rest assured of continuity in our democratic drive.He was one institution upon which others stood to oppose obj evil motives for nigeria.Any day i respect atiku

You have spoken well,very few men are well versed in Nigerian politics. GEJ, IS IN ONE DEEP POT OF SHIT, AND HE AINT GONNA MAKE IT.

Mark my words, he going to crash land. As, it appears Atiku and OBJ have kissed and made up and the public show - was a perfect time to show the world Atiku is BACK and this time ,e get baba private line !

GEJ has forgotten,he knows nothing about politics and at the level he wants to play the game all the money in Nigeria's foreign reserve cannot buy him loyalist's. All the militants in Bayelsa cannot not give him any sound political strategy.

All this JONA gra gra, from 2014 we go know who get naija. I'd rather vote Atiku, atleast boko haram might calm down and we can have peace for another 4years, that is if jona is not the boss of them.

If, Jona was used to pacify the Niger-delta, Atiku should be used to pacify the north.

Shikenan'

Jona will never rule this country again, in the name of every thing good that still stands in this country.

Go to computer village.