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The idiot has killed and buried the as politically.

He's a goner if he can't win the primaries. And, if 2015 fail.... Lol

For the record...GEJ nkiti gbabogi... Ike ponturotu...

Thank u

A girl that does not nag.
A girls that tells me how much she loves/likes me
A girl that is not scared to speak her mind
A girls that respects my decisions even they are sometimes foolish.
A girls that can cook.
A girls that does say gud morning/afternoon not hello/ hi.
A girls likes The sound of my name and says it anytime she can. [Hate been called ..darling..babe) . I can settle for Chairman ...never does puppish names.
A girl that can hold her own, can share responsibility, plays fair and is also a team player.
A girl that is obsessed with her looks, always tries to impress me.
A girl does not get angry when I flirt with other chicks.(she poly much prettier/classy any way)
A girls with body , hand made by God. Himself. Hips, legs, shapely back yard.
Small sized boobs, I prefer small boobs.. Not lime small.. Just right size. But perky and healthy.

Onlytruth: What you need to do is to post your picture here first along with your home address, and then appeal to the Mods in the complaints thread constantly to move this thread to the front page. Genuine indigent Nigerians should be helped.

My 2 cents.

Funny, with all the traffic and attention nairaland pulls... we never have any valid social/welfare projects.

Why Seun, Why Seun .... mods... please, frontpage.

Tear rubber punnanny

Go and collect your list.. Shikena

ngozievergreen: Igbos are everywhere, Lagos cannot and should not be an exception.

You need oil soup, after all !

adapcee: Hi guys,need your sincere advice on this issue.what will u do if u discover that your fiance dad did money ritual.we've been dating for almost 4years now and I just discovered what the late man did during his burial after meeting one of my friends at the burial ceremony of my fiance dad.was also informed that the effect of the ritual thing is telling on the step children.

My fiance and her siblings with her mum never lived in d same house with der dad.Am seriously having a doubt wheather to continue the 4-years relationship as i was planning to arrange for d 2-families to meet.
Have made consultations and was told To keep praying about dis as ders nothing prayer can't do.
I need your sincere advice on dis as wheather to go ahead with diS relationship or not.
Your positive response will b highly appreciated.thx

wats this slowpoke saying ? her father was a ritualist, so what... if you did not know , would it stop him from been a ritualist or change the man.

You to come, and form good boy here... carry your smelly shit go.... all this time you were collecting money from her .... rubbish poster kowai

ogzille: I AM NOT SUPPORTING ANYBODY HERE! BUT

IF YOU KNOW YOU USE OR HAVE USED ADOBE DREAMWEAVER BEFORE WITHOUT PAYING ADOBE (THIS MEANS YOU STOLE FROM ADOBE)

IF YOU USE OR HAVE USED ANY SOFTWARE SUCH AS MICROSOFT WORD, EXCEL ETC. WITHOUT PAYING FOR THE LICENSE (WHICH MEAN YOU STOLE FROM MICROSOFT)

IF YOU GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE PROGRAMS ON YOUR PC AND YOU HAVE NOT PAID FOR ALL THE "PAID SOFTWARE" ON YOUR SYSTEM

IF YOU KNOW ANYBODY USING A USING A CRACKED SOFTWARE AND YOU HAVE NOT REPORTED THE PERSON ON NAIRALAND OR TO THE SOFTWARE OWNER

THEN BE CAREFUL WHILE THROWING A STONE.

This is the reason, i jejely move to linux. I don tire for crack and keygen..... makes me feel like an e-destitute

How many followers does Obi have on twitter again, or does Anambra have broadband diarrhea !

like it or not, El-rufai seems to have become a bone in any many nyama nyama politician's neck. He's kinda like Jerry Springer or the other dude cant remember his name but he was in the movie big daddy'.

They sound stupid, maybe even retarded and they speak without thinking about what other people will say... but at the end of the day... he say's exactly whats on the mind of the majority.



Obi is clown, Anambra is broke but the people still think Elrufai is their problem ! It never get's old !

adconline: You are really ignorant! Soludo had been a a visiting professor at Swarthmore College, Cambridge and Oxford before he became a CBN governor.

I get am before no be property..... Kai, i wonder what ibo feel when they read this... of all places luxurious France - the home of legal mistresses.... ha ..... so mallam go teach oyinbo economics... chei ..... oga Sanusi... enjoy your holiday.....

hollandis: gutter rat,i said three things
lecturers
universities in america
phd

what you posted makes sense? .No wonder you are abandoned

Hey shutup... fish brain.... my bro is only 29 and has a pHd from creighton in medical microbiology and immunology and yes he lectures at creighton.......

fish brain KINI BIG DEAL

OP i still fail to see the point of this thread.

kingoflag: Name names or you're a freaking liar. $250million bribe?! How much were the bribers trying to invest or looking forward to profiting; $10Zillion?

Abeg, start naming names or you better apologize for spreading falsities.

This is why you are "something like a genius" .

If you know what your doing , you can recoup that money thrice in 2 - 3 years.

FreeGlobe: if you don't know their are some Nigerians richer than dangote then you need to visit yaba left yourself.

Yeah, that's why they call them thieves ... only thieves and criminals hide their wealth. Like Obi, your stylishly hyping - he's a thief.

That's why he's not on forbes , nobody knows where the money is coming from.... you need to have a portfolio that balances in the billions to be called a billionaire... most of your "billionaire's" dont have descent investments that return 20 million dollars in a yr, not to speak of 3billion dollars in 8 yrs selling dreams....

Billy, just joined the oil business... ha ha another decade and he'' 100billion... what can you do with all that money ?

FreeGlobe: what do you expect, No local govt, councilorship elections x8 years, No payment of minimum way, increase in school by over 100%, state IGR remained at 600 million x8 years, no employment x8 years, no development, no infrastructure, no urbanization, massive loans from Islamic bank etc. Anambra money must be cooling off somewhere then in billions of dollars! Dude is richer than dangote

Hello, is the yaba... yes , pls send ur boys, we just lost another one !

Lady Excellency: Which other government has succeeded (better than GEJ's regime) since 1967?

We need comparative analysis bearing in mind the spread of development and population across the Zones.

Moreover, the definition of corruption tends to change with time and watered down just for media comparison and the tune of this article is riddled with anger, malice and eventful vengeance to say the least.

oops we lost another one here...... calls yaba left

Abagworo: The bolded is a serious allegation. Does it in any way suggest that the President is aiding and abating oil theft?

No it suggest's Tafa Balogun is aiding and abating oil theft. Stinky President, has now turned Niger-Delta from bad to worse....

Pls, my people the dude is not gay. How could he be gay, he likes girls.

OP, pls , stop measuring the disadvantages and advantages of having a babe or talking to a girl or having a girl as a friend.

Talking to girls is not so different to talking to guys. Let me give you the greatest pieces of advice you will ever get from a guy you have never met (in person).

1. Never listen to what girls say, only what they do. You must learn to observe, if you are good in making observation's you can tackle not only one girl but her entire group (simultaneously) - smoothly.

2. Never believe in cheap or low budget girls. I mean girls that don't demand for money, gifts or fancy outings. This is where observation comes in, again. Use the eyes and the mind more than you use the third leg. Just because, they don't say it, they don't want it.

3. Learn to be funny, this is different from being a comedian. Funny, is having the uncanny ability of turning a dry phrase, difficult (personal) question or answer into humor. And, women equate funny with intelligence and social class. I repeat not clownish, but funny. Watch Seinfeld, Simpson's, Family guy, i go die e.t.c

4. Display of interest without action is not attraction. Attraction could only be true if you made physical attempts towards the other and here i don't mean rape, grabbing or prodding her behind with your oingo boingo

5. If you like a girl, make a quick decision to talk to her , OBSERVER her and pick the least eye-catching item she's wearing, walk up to her or if your that good looking and have made eye contact - she would be walking past you or have moved to a more vulnerable position. In either case, do the needful. Say hi and ask about it (what you observed), then proceed to introducing yourself.

6. Find out your sign (birth sign) and read about your signs dating style, it will help you realize your weaknesses and strength. I'm a libra

FreeGlobe: ^{with your poor usage and mastery of English language, how can you be able to analyse a PhD thesis?}

Your just as bad !

with your poor usage and mastery of English language, [s]how can you be able to analyse a PhD thesis?[/s]

I want to see your corrections, immediately.

freecocoa: Okay update thingy, make people wey dey here dey speak english continue, as if anybody plucks money from trees that they should hand it out anyhow, ehen where was I?

So homegal came calling today, Boyfy came to meet her saying he loves her and still needs the money, truth is, he couldn't borrow from others cos they gave excuses bla bla bla and he doesn't want to go to the bank (interest issues and what not) the business he wants to invest the money in, is one of importing a container of electronics(there are others involved as well).

Their relationship is 5 months old, the dude is a teacher in a private secondary school(he's doing that but still on the lookout for something better, he has his Msc btw) and they don't live in the same cities.

Now she says she still maintains that he has to sign but he can forget about collateral, he is still forming "I don't believe you don't trust me" and says if she can't give him on trust levels then she should forget about it, my friend dey get double mind but I'm still telling her to stand her grounds.

P.S I didn't have all the details earlier(sorry).

this changes the entire formula.

1. He is teacher - what kinda of school . British American, Greensprings... ?
2. Are they in the same social class - personally , i dont date chicks above or below my social class....

If the guy teaches in one of those schools where they pay, 13K/month. She should ask for details of the business, a collateral wont be enough in this case.

There has to be proof of life' so to speak.

[quote author=BUSHY-ANUS]unbelievable
i was speechless for over 10 minutes and left my friend,s room after badging in without knocking and seeing my ex girl on my best friends chest. we broke up only a month ago and this revelation only shows me that, they were doing it long before.
i will never fall in love again

*sobs*[/quote]does she have a bushy-a-nus like you.... and you wonder !

didicold: Abeg op, dont mind Mr Aboki o, men like him wont tell u d truth, until its his sister.ur relationship wit ur parents is different, u av had years of building unconditional trust, so d whole father-loan thing doznt wash.if she doesnt feel comfy wit it ,dont loan without collateral. Personally, i wouldnt loan him even with d collateral(from personal experience). All d not picking calls and so on is what we call emotional blackmail, a real hustling guy who has d intention of paying back will probably sign d IOU,use d money, return it, den treat her Bleep-up (as he perceives it). Make she no gel give am d money like dat, one should be wary of such guys with such a huge sense of entitlement.

This is the most logical statement here. Straigth to the point - no BS.

If i were the guy, i would sign the IOU. Go out use the money, pay the girl on time. That very day, i pay you -- the relationship ends.

The very moment, she asked for the legal, she demonstrated what i call hiscupus muscupis - in other words , i get sense !

But, by the grace of God , my actions will teach her more about the old saying - cunny man die, cunny man bury am !

Olamagnifico: NAWA O ABEG SEE INSULT FROM A FULANI COW.... You are a replica of salivating slowpoke... You are asking if I finished primary school? Hahahaha u must gat dull ancestors as i can see Foolishness running in your veins... Check around u seem to be the only pillo showcasing stupidity here... U suppose to be in riga as usual, Am sure u must have commit a serious crime dat warranted u to be in Exile... Thats how u come about schooling after bin found in bush by Animal Fundamental Right officer... WAWA KAWAI... AND ABOUT YOUR IDIOTIC CLAIM THAT THERE IS N0THING LIKE HAUSA-FULANI... It shows how outdated u're becoz HAUSA-FULANI is more popular than anything and if you are thinking of changing that, you need to START PREACHING TO YOUR FULANI FOLKS TO STOP MARRYING HAUSAS AND TO BE PROUD OF BIN A FULANI MAN/W0MAN... Becos most Fulanis are very ashame of been call fulani becoz of there silly habit... PLEASE START THAT ORIENTATI0N FR0M YOUR PEOPLE BECOZ EVEN WHEN HAUSAS ARE MOCKING FULANIS OF THERE SILLY HABIT, THEY STILL PREFER TO BE IDENTIFIED AS HAUSAS.. SO STOP INSULTING PEOPLE FROM OTHER ETHNIC GROUP FOR THE INFERIOR FEELING OF FULANIS....IF I D0N'T READ IT S0ME WEA OR HEA YOUR PEOPLE CLAIMING HAUSA-FULANI IT W0N'T EVEN C0ME TO MY MIND T0 IDENTIFY S0ME1 AS HAUSA-FULANI Bakauyen banza, idan ba rashin tarbiya ba, da gaucewan hankali da rashin basira irin ta bafulatani... Meye kawo zagi ana magana ta hankali...Abin da haka fi sani shi ne Hausa-Fulani kaji bakauye?... Hahahaha Bafulatani ya chi Lipton wai Naman Shayi ne... GUY U POLLUTE BEING

Why is it difficult for easterners to learn to speak and make concise statements. You always act like your on some home made cocktail drug.
No facts, it either you display anger or display envy or jealousy.

Now, you display anger - and in turn show the world you can even speak hausa, and you sit and say evil things about them. If this people where so bad, how did you learn to speak their mother tongue. Could it be some sort of miracle.

This singular act, has painted you as dubious fellow . Who cannot be trusted, a green snake green grass. A man who returns to kill the very neighbour who gave him water to drink, when he was thirsty.

When will the east learn, honor and dignity. The east would find it vey difficult to survive, you ever heard of crabs in a bucket.

Nobody in GEJ's government ever mention's facts, they always speak and make decision's based on assumptions.

Like those three poster up their , assuming - since GEJ has a PHD he is intelligent. He may be a gent but' definitely , he aint got the intel.

That's it , case closed.

Stella resume's January 2nd 2014.

GEJ vacates 2015

baralatie: u said u principled,want a graduate,som1 fluent in english,u dnt want to be the 1 chasing him .
+he doesnt meet any of these criteria and u ar giving him consent
+u ar even considering marriage and u dnt luv him
+U ARE THE 1 CREATING A BIG PROBLEM !

I already taught my five yr old cousin , the ultimate rule.

NEVER LISTEN TO WAT WOMEN SAY, LISTEN TO WAT THE DO !

put it as a reminder on your googlecalender, so it reminds everyday for the rest of ur life

wait, whats his month.... something tells me his a LIBRA.....

You need balls of steel to keep this one !

whats this all about ?

The dude is leaving, this story mean nothing, except this is a history class.

And for the record, Sanusi did better that wannabe state guvnr Soludo how u enjoying the plastic money...