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WONT WORK... U JUST GET FAILED TRANSACTION....

DEM SABI PASS US - FOR THIS LEVEL, BROS U SUPPOSE NO DAT NA !

kekakuz: yea but everyone up is mostly wite and down is mostly black

Common sense is not common !

They are pledging allegiance, its a psychological trap - the white guys on the side are the watcher's, so to speak !

Dahomey Amazon: As much as I don't want to derail, you nonsensical English shows you are nothing but a village rat.
Fallacy = ad hominem, why use the same words in a sentence?

Next time you should respect others.

Kai turanchi.....

Billyonaire, this girl don finish you !

Cos the fcku well, have money and will not ask you to marry them.

princesa: I love flowers and chocolate and teddy and a walk in the sunset holding hands, the flower tuck in my hair, and am holding the teddy with one hand and pointing to the perfect sunset on the Kuramo beach...


oh the wonderful feeling of love captivating my senses, the kisses, the hugs, the love, the beautiful aura of the rose scent tickling my nostrils....












#Then i open my eyes and find out it was just a dream#

I guess its #TeamMoney then?

What kind of flowers...?

rokiatu: I make my own money, so flowers.

I am a big sucka for romance.

Buying flowers for myself would suck wouldn't it?

sending flowers to your office.....

Keziehenry: How wil i handle my wife's change of name if i decide going for traditional marriage and ignoring white wedding

Court marriage.

Just get a new babe, or poly tired of this one. That's why u can now decipher the stench.

Next her !

Kponkwem: You've made your points. But sorry to disappoint you, majority Igbos will prefer we decentralise the country. That way we won't keep fighting over who produces the president.

By the way this country, this unity is running on southern oil wells. When the North had their groundnut and viable farms, they planned large scale secessionist genocaust against the Igbo and other easterners calling for araba! They stationed soldiers in western region preparatory to take over of the entire south before the first coup plotters struck.

This country is getting to the point where you northerners will realize you are feeding off the south and therefore should allow them run thing here. Or else...

Feeding off which south. South east abi south south.

See crayfish better go back to aba main market. Why does ibo land always bring oyel matter when people talk of nigeria. When did you discover oil in ur land.

South feeding Nigeria. Before oil there was groundnuts. Groundnuts were used to build several federal institutions and hospitals in the every geopolitical zone.

Fucking easterners , if u guys were ruling Nigeria won't even grow to this point. Rubbish. You don't own the oil.

Etisalat bbplan works on pc/iPad/android.

Airtel dead and buried.

texazzpete: Care to provide a source for this 'fact'? Or did you just pull that out of your rear end?

Texas Pete... Comot there ! Etisalat dey work for android now... On BBM subscription.

So no worry yaself... When Airtel sellout.. I will revive this thread.

Airtel dead and buried!

All this wahala for wife.

OP. Use ur head to think, think very hard.

Are you thinking ? This is a mind game. That babe also has cockroaches in her cupboard.

You need to retreat before you make a complete fool of yourself. You've started already.

Haba, chicks online in another country and she knows about one of them.

How many of her ex.boyfriends do you know about?
Is this how you guys plan to practice that temporary elation called love.

Any kpakam, nah war. Can't women pull themselves together, dialogue first and if they are not satisfied with the results , take another step.

Call of wedding and this man, is screaming like he lists his lifesaving in a gambling bet.

Am sorry to say. Mr.man _ u are a wuss and might find it difficult to manage the affairs your home.

Think. Think. Think

OK do exactly as I say. Buy 750mtn [vtu is best] and send it to her on a weekend. Don't call... Or anything. Just wait.

If she calls, dn say anything bout the card. Act a fool. Except she says thank you.. Then u can blah blah, make sure u have a good reason for sending it. Like u we're getting urs and decided to split with her blah blah.

If she does not call but sends another "directive" [ call me back SMS ] dump her ass.

P.S: SMS,whatapp,bbm messages are not acceptable, except ofcourse...they are nude fotos.

NOTE: like the man said girls are a lot smarter. Always judge by "actions" not words. Live by this rule !

Ask her out ... U got nothing to loose. If she says OK and her guy comes back... Nothing spoil by then u must have already shine the Congo and or eye dn clear

lipsyliscious: I did it recently. I z in a bus n everyone had come down, except d conductor, d driver, one funny looking man n I. N d top I z wearing z showing small cleavage, na so d funny looking man turn bk begin dey eye me. Wat got me scared was d way d conductor z grinning n d man was given him dis look. I started to wonder weda I entered one chance n was gonna b raped or robbed. D looks dey were passing each oda ehn, it seemed lyk a grand conspiracy! D guy started asking me questions, n was even shamelessly staring at my small cleavage. As I no wan snob d guy since dey were all behaving Suspiciously, I replied him calmly. He asked wat my name is n I said 'Brenda' , I don't know where dat name came from. He asked where I stay, n I cooked up something. During dat period I kept on praying I get to my destination safely, he kept on blabbing crap in his terrible English about how he wanted to c me later so we could discuss. Chai! I was disgusted, if nt 4 d little fear in me ehn, I would hv given him d insult of d century. Finally he asked for my number, n authoritatively gave me his phone to type it in, one Nokia torchlight lyk dat, I z wondering weda he was nt seeing d phone I was holding, or he was sensing my fear n using it 2 his advantage. I took d phone n typed my mothers number. He called d number n said it z ringing, I told him I hv seen d call. He den authoritatively said I should save his number. D eye I use look am ehn. Den my mum started calling his number to know who called her, he asked if I z calling him. I said yes. He cut d call. Suddenly he received another call, I tot it z my mum again, he picked it n I realised it z one of his friends. We were getting close to my destination. My mum still called again, he asked weda I z calling I said he should give me his phone. I kept on fiddling with it till I got to my destination, I told d driver to stop, I gave him d phone n he asked if d number was correct, I just hissed n moved on. My mum later told me of one idiot dat kept on calling asking of Brenda. I kept on laffing! if only she knew!

Sweet escape

dr dams: Only Jokers will believe in the possibility of a divided Nigeria.
True Federalism is only feasible and also the way out.

After all, all these brohaha is all about Oyel!!!

It has always been about the money ¡

[quote author=St_Black]Are you sure Edos wont go with Ibos?

...cos as much as I know, most SS groups tend to be close to Ibos in Nigeria than to any other group .[/quote]Actually, its the other way around. The SE... de follow SS for Nash... Politically.

felixtare: love d way u dey finish all dis weak western slaves

It does not change the fact that Jonathan is a big fuckup and the worst president Nigeria has had so far.


And you ...blackpeni5 .. Tell Jona to do all he can, if possible sacrifice his balls, to win the pdp primaries [their is still opposition in PDP] and the presidential election in 2015 because if he fails.

Na Jennifer , dem boys go dey call am for kirikiri.

Learn Python or Ruby .. Save ur self ..

ike4blast: facebook database is on google data Center, dat was my findings! even you-tube is for google, same with skype

Crap... Skype is owned by MSN aka Microsoft
Facebook data center is not Google and can never be Google.

These webmasters on naira land funny ooh.

Bros... U dn fail the course ooh !

Airtel has blocked the bis thing cos it can't handle the the traffic. It does not have the bandwidth. If it did, this would not have happened.

Intact no telco can supply the bandwidth Nigeria demands. They are not expanding capacity at any rate.

The only company with solid internet backbone is mtn. Unfortunately, demand is growing and even mtn can't handle it.

It all comes down to lack of vision and poor management. They will only upgrade , if fatally threatened, until then ... They'll just keep the engines running at 70‰ , sell what they can with the least investment. A business plan that can only work in Nigeria.

We desperately need an European or north American company in the game. Na dat time u go see show !

PS: Bis go soon turn 750

Sincere 9gerian: Tinubu dogs are ready to give up their life to see this strike continue because of POLITICS, nothing more. I just admire the patience of this president in tolerating all these nonsense.

After the 13 hours meeting with the president, the president proposed to ASUU that they should have an MOU on all the areas agreed by both parties and that the MOU should be signed by both parties. But ASUU leadership refused this proposal but rather said they preferred a letter of comfort from the govt on what govt has offered so they can take the letter to their state branches.

Part of the agreement reached after the 13 hours meeting with president was that ASUU will call off the strike within one week. But over 3 weeks after, the strike has still not been called off and now the same ASUU that rejected an MOU in front of the president has now made MOU one of the reasons it has not called off the strike.

ASUU has failed to call off it strike within one week as they agreed with the president, but ASUU is asking the FG to pay N200 billion which the govt promised to pay this December. Notwithstanding that ASUU failed to keep its side of the agreement, FG has kept its side of paying N200 billion into an account.

See all the first in the ongoing ASUU versus FG face off:

1. GEJ is the first president to sit with ASUU in a negotiation

2. GEJ is the first president who on his own set up a committee to go round and assess the infrastructural decay in our universities. This was called the NEEDS assessment.

3. GEJ is the first political leader to sit with labour unions in a 13-hour meeting.

4. GEJ is the first president who has to release funds before a strike is called off. In the past, once an agreement is reached, labour unions call of their strike.

5. GEJ is the only president that had to make 3 different offers to ASUU and yet the strike has not been called off. The FG committee headed by governor Suswan made the first offer, that was followed by the offer by the vice president of Nigeria and then the last offer was made by the president himself.

Despite all of these efforts, the strike is still on.

So what are the "sins" this president that he has to be treated differently from past presidents? His only "sin" is where he comes from, nothing more. This is very unfortunate for our country.

Shut up... Everything GEJ does, equals "ATTEMPTS" .

He never succeeds, its always the presido is the first to but, the presidio signed but, the Presido decided but

You entire post is a load of crap. He is the first to do this, he is the first to do that.... But what has he achieved, no legacy... No milestones, no victories

I would also like to bring to the public's notice, that : our presidio and his cohorts can't even construct descent sentences. The statements they make are always full of, that, the, that, and, that, more that's, and the

Arrant nonsense. Once again Mr.man shut up.

kolawaxxy: shut it! She's performing, and so? Is she doing it with her personal money? Is that not what she's being paid for?

Abi.. U Neva hear poverty no gree Nigerians to think well. The guy think say ministry of aviation nah wotclef or unicef....

Bullshit ... Arrant nonsense...

How can a Woman be in the home and a man enter kitchen to cook or wash plate..... For what...

If u really want to help the wife , get a maid after the first child.

Nonsense men. Love in the kitchen, no woman that truly respects her man will let him step into the kitchen to cook.... Whaaaaaaat... Why did I marry you, if I wanted to cook wash and fry plantain myself I would not pay that hefty bride price. To wash plate.... If u really love or wife buy her stuff..... I repeat buy her stuff. When u travel, when ur coming from work. When she delivers... E.t.c

DoNt wash her pant.... Ooooooooh

onila:

for doze pple, who started dating late

Like I said when I was in secondary school I was very skinny and awkward no boy ever liked me

but when I grew older and started adding weight I became prettier and the boys started chasing me like flies

Now I get hit on almost everyday

but getting into the process of dating these guys that hit on me everyday was very difficult because of my lack of experience
these are one of the reasons why I am still a virgin

being a late bloomer made me quite insecure, shy and too careful towards the opposite sex
I pray with time, I will become more open and free

love Onila
TeamVirgin#

This sounds like a journal entry !

Justiyke4u: Hello I just subscribed for airtel daily plan few mins ago and is working fine

On a blackberry or android/modem

Can't be the S4... S4 did not make sales the S3 did.

And how many voters own an S4.

After the S3, its the iPhone 5. Next time wait till experienced mobile phone users/owners vote and at least offer some reason as to why.