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Jewessgratitud3:
Of course. I said mine is still working. I still make and receive calls with it and yes their network is the best for now in terms of browsing. Very fast. In fact there's a cheap bundle they have now on their smart cash app that I use. Cheaper than other networks. You can get 3G for #500.

They restricted mine from making calls
Since they said I should Link it, which I've done countless times, but I can browse with it.

That's why I'm worried they might block it on 17th which they have been sending, even after I Linked it again and again, and again and... I'm just tired of this their madness.

That 3gb is it for a month?

Please help o...

Mama Nkechi wee not kee me o.

So yesterday I said let me try something different from her and I bought Ofe Nsala, which was a bit overpriced compared to others.

See as meat full inside!

As I began eating, it was so sweet that I couldn't wait for the next!

Finished it sharparly that I was tempted to go back to Mama Nkechi and ask for more, but I just hold myself.


Now, that isn't all o. I noticed my my waist began acting funny and dancing makosa!

My boy was jumping up and down for joy, and was rock hard, as if I should just...

It was a torture all through the night, and early morning when I woke up, my boy was still hard, standing tall, and I believe he didn't sleep, dancing makosa all through the night, thinking I'll arrange one or two for za oza room enjoyment.

The funny thing is that for some days now, my boy has been kinda sad and gloomy, and doesn't wake up so hard early morning like this.

Please o, what's the secret of this Ofe Nsala which they call white soup.


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LooneyLester:
I don't have nin and I will never have that nonsense


I'm using a stolen sim card laikdis, thankfully the owner is a girl that doesn't care about it

It's risky bro. What if she don commit?

Adewale1603:
you have to go to the Airtel service center vendors physically to submit the NIN, not doing it by yourself on your phone, that one doesn't work

That's total rubbish from Airtel!

Not everyone has that time to go and queueing up and down for a simple something that can be done online!


What's the use of technology if something as simple as summiting NIN number can't be done online?


Even visa self, you can get it online, not to talk of common ordinary NIN..


Naaansense!!!!

Jewessgratitud3:
LoL . They've been warning me since the middle of this year that my line has not been registered. I just ignored them because I linked my line two years ago immediately I got my NIN.

If you even try to Link it again now, it won't go through. It will be showing error. Me I don bone them cos My line is still working.

Don't mind those people.

The thing is the line is more stable here than MTN for browsing.


Can you make or receive calls with the line?

jom28gy:
I don't know what is happening with Airtel these days

I just weak for those people o

immortalcrown:
Was the line registered by you? Or, did you buy it registered?

Registered by me.

Please help o.

I submitted my NIN and vNIN many times, still Airtel blocked my line.


Before now, I couldn't make calls, only browse.

Now they're threatening to shut down my line by 17 December if I don't link my vNIN.

I did, and do, and redid the do, still they are still sending me strong warning.



How do I overcome this issue na.

Nna17:
No be me nah one of my manchy experience am🙄

Hmmm

LenaJon:
A vagina that smells, you don't have to dip your finger in there to know it smells. There are so many other ways to know. And if a vagina smells, then there's a problem somewhere. A vagina is not supposed to smell.


That's why I try as much as possible to take care of mine, because I hate anything like smell down there. And this takes conscious effort.

This baffles me the more.

How are those girls comfortable walking around with such ooze?

illicit:
Nope I aint trying any thing...

She's a parasite

Better o.

Because their true colors come out fully when they're very comfortable with you, when you have started hitting her harder

Nicepoker:
Eat and wash the plates. From there you will graduate to washing her undies.

You seem to understand my point. Normally, apart from feeling lazy, I don't do dishes or other petty chores if a lady is around

illicit:
She's staying with two other ladies

Oh...

You can try your luck sha..

But this one she has started billing you already, just know that it will multiply when you start hitting it.

illicit:
Abeg where una see all this neighbours wey dey give una food?

My neighbors are married, the only single that's squatting with someone comes to me when she needs a favour

I have started to avoid her, even when I am inside and she's knocking...

Parasite

Please avoid her o.

As long as she's staying with a guy, take it that she's married.

Normally, I dey mind my business here, just things started happening

Eazie351:
The babe don lose outrightly by giving out food to someone who is lazy enough to decide whether to wash the plates or not talk less of returning it.

I pity her and her moves.

Chai...

But I wasn't expecting it na..

Bankowner:
Don’t be freaking ungrateful!
If your story is true, as long as you accepted the meal, courtesy demands you do the proper thing by washing her plates and returning them to her yourself with a thank you. That’s what a gentleman will do. Besides, how many plates can they be that you can’t wash immediately you’re done eating or probably turning the food into your own container?

True talk.

Just that I'm feeling super lazy today.

Don't know if she'll be expecting it today

immortalcrown:
You didn't ask us whether to accept the food or not. You didn't ask us how you should eat the food.

Na plate you wan discuss with us. Be bold to say what you have in mind.

Nothing dey mind o.

LenaJon:
Honestly, I hate anything like smell down there. That's why I try as much as possible to keep that place neat, clean, clear, fresh and sweet.



If you squeeze your nose after dipping your finger in your vagina and perceiving it, then there's a problem.

A vagina is not supposed to smell at all. If your vagina smells, then there's a problem some where.

Very bad smell.

So apart from dipping hand down there, they can't perceive it normally?

Africanwardrobe:
This friend of yours is U

Na wa o

So someone cannot have a friend in this nairaland again

Omoawoke2:
I’ve only heard about this and never ever experienced it. is it that bad or just exaggeration ?

Experience they say is the best teacher.

But I warn you, never pray to experience it o

Your nose might not remain the same

Evolutionism:
It usually get Worse & Worse when she Cumms😂

You will then need to Fumigate your room afterwards to restore it to the default atmosphere.

Abeg i'm out of here Asap.

Chai

Covers my nose and runs outta room!!

Nna17:
There's one that happened sometime ago, her v-jay~v-jay was popping out tick brownish fluids, glad power was restored immediately she pulled off her pants if not the repercussion of inserting the rod into such a chaotic pit could have been more than disastrous than could ever imagine.

Op, I happy for you say you you overcome wahala ooo

Pit of no return


Like say you enter, na there you go understand say them get some STD wey condom no fit protect against

Evolutionism:
Lol Once Victimous😂

Never Again Though😂

I have concluded that Most Poor Nigerians are Insensitive😂

As for me, i'm extremely SENSITIVE.

But you will hardly experience this Stuff with Clean, Hygienic, Responsible Ladies from Well Todo Financially Homes.

Na those Sapa Hungry Ones who mostly depends on their he-goats financially dey get these diseases.

Upon all the Nonsense Formings, Hard To Get, Ego, Pride, et all. Na soakaway some of them carry for under.

Them go dey form like watin I no know

Blake755:
I remember getting excited for banny like dat omo she removed clothes come see different colors 4 her body the heat sef no be here i can't carry std cuz of few mins enjoyment

Watin man dey pass through because of konji

We have been a bit close lately and she has been friendly, single too.

So she brought me Sunday rice, and I'm surprised because this is the first time.

None of my other female neighbors have done so.


Now I don't know what to do, should I wait for her to come take back her plate or take it back to her?


I'm not in the mood to wash any plate today, so I don't know how to handle this. I'm thinking of waiting, when she comes I'll pretend I forget and give her the plate I dumped.


What do you think.

Luizkid:
Why would a sensible girl want to do the do without first washing up beats me.

I wonder o

KingDash09:
Bros una thank God say na fish smell na
Una never jam the one wey Dey smell like gutter


After all the forming na bad smell last last

Omo o

Yugoslavia247:
For real.

It is worrisome.

The whole room would stench after they leave.

I usually wonder.

Very worrisome.

Gentino:
Not everyone has a sensitive nose. Some people with bad body odour don't even know, how much more a lady who focussed so much on her face perceive odour down there especially when she doesn't have a sensitive nose.

Some ladies are naturally and extremely dirty down there

This is so terrible. And one hardly notice except it's time to do the do

A friend of mine took one hot lady home and was visualizing how steamy the night would be.

He was really hard and ready, but as soon as she pulled off, he lost interest immediately and his rock hard pen went flat immediately.

He didn't do anything, why?

Because of one fish like smell.

The girl was wondering what could be the cause, and he wondered if she didn't perceive it.


Please does it mean that ladies that have that fishlike smell down there don't perceive it?

A305:
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OPTIONAL but if you want to bang every chick on the first visit — simple but there are steps to follow from the very moment she step foot in your apartment till you escalate. I won't recommend but practice the above first to get over your commitment issues. Not really get rid of it but learn to manage it.

Girls are not special at all. Just imagine her like taking in another man waste when you try to pedestalize her. Or treat her like a kid when she begins to throw tantrum with words.

Please what are the 3 steps