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Celebrities › Re: Anyone Seen Whitney Houston Lately?(picture) by LoveKing(m): 3:54pm On May 04, 2007
chet:
Yeah, right! that's her
That's what she's become.
hey i cant access the file. is there anyway u can place it on? maybe as a jpeg file of gif.?
Christianity Etc › Re: What If Christianity Was A Sham? by LoveKing(m): 3:40pm On May 04, 2007
eeman:
if christianity is not a sham then christians ought to honour judas for ensuring that jesus died on the cross.
you guys call him a betrayer but he did it so crist could died for you ,so give honour to whom it is due shocked shocked shocked shocked
you wanna start a rebellion!
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jolade: The Hottest Actress In Africa by LoveKing(m): 3:40pm On May 04, 2007
now y'all over sabi praise is puking me up! SHE NOR JOIN she is wack!
Nairaland General › Prisoners Day On Nairaland. by LoveKing(op): 3:32pm On May 04, 2007
June 25th is Prisoners Day on nairaland. Most Banned members will regain their freedom by "Presidential Pardon" from Seun. I need all the support i can get. We need to make nairaland more interesting. If you have any activity that would be sufficient for that day please post it here lets deliberate on it before June 25th. Aluta Continua!

Music/Radio › Re: Ruggedy Baba Vs Mode 9 by LoveKing(m): 10:25am On May 04, 2007
same sh*t goes on!

Rugged is wack! he is on his own league! what the Bleep is Naija Hip Hop? thats shear stupidity! theres nothing like naija hip hop. lets find a good brand for our music man. and what krunk is he doing?and he calls it naija krunk? RTFLMAO Modenine's lyrics are deep and thats real hip hop. enuf of party jamz i think naija's are beginning to appreciate what "we speak" in our music. Mode Nine never compares to Rugged because he does the Hop Hop the way we were born to know it and Rugged is just tiring his ass off writing junks and trying to show he is a rapper. i wonder if he can freestyle for 30 minutes non stop?
Education › Re: Prof. Gabriel Oyibo (GAGUT Theorem): Mad man or Genius by LoveKing(m): 10:17am On May 04, 2007
georgeludw:
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If you've got a lively spirit and are interested in mental adventures, here are some refreshing stimulating Questions to Ponder: (34) When in doubt call on the powers to facilitate transition of G.+A.+Oyibo! Graham Chapman and Monty Python , an incredible combination , is there any chance that G.+A.+Oyibo or Ancient_philosophy or Geology would ever be considered for a Python skit? Is G.+A.+Oyibo something you would find at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? would Edmund_Husserl or Animal_communication be availble there too? Another Einstein saying: "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler." Does this apply to G.+A.+Oyibo or Industrial_engineering? Should there be a manual for them? Yet another Einstein saying: "Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." If you are curious about G.+A.+Oyibo or Alexander_Bain, or even Physical_chemistry, remember this Einstein GEM: "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. Is there an entertainment dimension to G.+A.+Oyibo or Bertrand_Russell? Will G.+A.+Oyibo issues influence the Presidential Elections? Should they? Is it possible to invest in a(n) G.+A.+Oyibo related IPO? Is there a temptation there? Is confluence of Thomas_Hobbes and Continental_philosophy a 'frontiers of scientific research' topic? Could Mu-law_algorithm be a leading indicator? Would anyone care? Is G.+A.+Oyibo a topic worth eSpark_gaploring in the context of theory Atomists? Is the methodology for assessing G.+A.+Oyibo valid? What about funding G.+A.+Oyibo? Was any support given? Is there a thread of justification for G.+A.+Oyibo in Asynchronous_operation's synthesis? Did Scientific data published for G.+A.+Oyibo indicated a role for Trimline_telephone? Is that an accepted interpretation? Would the German_literature theory withstand Peer-review? Would instrument calibration reveal a different outcome for G.+A.+Oyibo? What published calculations? How much of G.+A.+Oyibo is implied by Ampere? Can Ichthyology contribute to identifying appropriate strategies? Would massive G.+A.+Oyibo related phenomena cause a global earth system change? Would combining it with Propagation_mode cause any problem? What information can be inferred from G.+A.+Oyibo about other processes? Does a science of G.+A.+Oyibo matter? To Whom? Is there some aspect of G.+A.+Oyibo which will impact our Biological Destiny? Will G.+A.+Oyibo contribute to understanding how the Brain works? Does G.+A.+Oyibo or T-carrier shed any light on answering if we can Live Forever? Does G.+A.+Oyibo help in eNoise-equivalent_powerlaining why we sleep?

OFAPPIT Institute of Technology
The Official Home of God Almighty’s Grand Unified Theorem (GAGUT)
Department of Mathematics
205 Seaman Neck Road, Dix Hills, New York, 11746
Phone : 631-242-3069 Fax: 631-274-5277
ofappit@hotmail.com Web site www.geocities.com/igala1

Press Release 1/29/06
God Reveals the Secrets of Longevity Through GAGUT

GOD Almighty’s Grand Unified Theorem (GAGUT) is a revelation of the secret codes of the universe to humanity in the simple equation, Gij, j = 0. The Gij represents God and the comma defines a change in the equation, Gij, j = 0. Therefore, Gij, j = 0 can be interpreted as the change in God is zero. Creation therefore becomes a transformation of God, the only ENTITY that was in existence at the beginning of creation. Since part of GOD transformed into the material universe during creation it can be understood that GOD existed in Non-material form before creation. One version of that Non-material form is Waves that is called Spirit. GAGUT was blessed with a mathematical proof that GOD existed in the form of Waves, called Spirit before creation. GAGUT also reveals that the material universe is a concentration of some of these GODLY Waves. Using this proof and conclusions GAGUT was able to, in a series of mathematical logic deduce that human lives exist in a form of waves. Through these GAGUT deductions that defined life, GOD revealed the answer to one of humanity’s toughest unanswered questions, which is-What is life? Medical sciences attempt to protect life. But, how can one protect life that one doesn”t know, see, or understand? This is another way of saying that all the good intentions of medical sciences is, at best, gambling or trial and error set of exercises. This is because in order to protect anything one has to know, see or understand what one is supposed to be protecting. God has now blessed GAGUT with the definition and knowledge of life as well as the opportunity to search for ways to protect life in order to achieve longevity. God has revealed to us through GAGUT a new dimension of the criticality of breathing to life and longevity that focuses on the reality that the only time human beings are considered dead is when they stop breathing. Another revelation through the GAGUT search for longevity is that distilled water is critical to life and longevity. Distilled water is the purest form of water that is known to or can be produced by humanity. The US Geological Survey states that, Water is of major importance to all living things; in some organisms, up to 90 percent of their body weight comes from water. Up to 60 percent of the human body is water, the brain is composed of 70 percent water, and the lungs are nearly 90 percent water. About 83 percent of our blood is water, which helps digest our food, transport waste, and control body temperature. Each day humans must replace 2.4 liters of water, some through drinking and the rest taken by the body from the foods eaten.@* The 90 percent of lungs, which is responsible for breathing, the 83 percent of the blood which carries oxygen to the brain and the 70 percent of the brain which is the central part of the human system that are composed of water must be filled up with the purest water, which is DISTILLED WATER. Filling these percentages of these organs with water that is not DISTILLED WATER, like spring, filtered or tap water would be dangerous to life ,just like gasoline that is filled with sand, rocks, and other impurities would be dangerous to a car engine. You are what you eat, drink and inhale and it is those things that make you sick. Therefore, since water is the highest portion of our human system, we are compelled to assure that the water we drink be the purest water possible, which is distilled water, if we are interested in longevity. Since these revelations from God, those mentioned above being a partial list, have been proven mathematically through GAGUT, they therefore form a basis for a rational, new paradigm for pursuing longevity and even immortality. The more comprehensive list of these revelations is to be found in Professor G. Oyibo”s new book,
”God Almighty’s Grand Unified Theorem (GAGUT), New Paradigm and Formula for Longevity and Immortality”, and at the GAGUT WORKSHOPS, every Spring, (last week in March), Summer(third week of July), and Fall (last week of October) to be held in Long Island, New York. USA.
GAGUT is therefore requesting all the governments in the world to provide distilled water as drinking water for their populations. All nations, particularly African nations and other nations with less technology and resources, and those that are overwhelmed with deadly diseases, such as AIDS, must help their citizens obtain distilled water or at least boiled water as a matter of urgency and national policy.

Contact: John Glover 631-242-3069 ofappit@yahoo.com www.geocgities.com/igala1
*http://ga.water.usgs.gov/edu/propertyyou.html


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This seems like pure rubbish! the same old human wisdom!
Travel › Re: Becoming A Briton By Marriage? by LoveKing(op): 9:54am On May 04, 2007
moondust:
i see say u wan do runs
busygirl:
U dey find oyinbo wifey. . .so u can become a briton. . .LMAO
Nigerians! why dont you just give a direct answer? abah!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Bible Complete? by LoveKing(m): 9:53am On May 04, 2007
babyosisi:
Osanobua , is the name for God almighty in Edo language, it is often abbrevated as Osa, which is commonly integrated into modern Edo names, like esosa, which means God,s goodness or gift, eghosa ,God,s time, etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osanobua
you always have the right"wikipedia" for everything!
Travel › Becoming A Briton By Marriage? by LoveKing(op): 3:01pm On May 03, 2007
CAN SOMEONE NATURALISE AND BECOME A BRITON BY MARRIAGE?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Bible Complete? by LoveKing(m): 2:52pm On May 03, 2007
babyosisi:
osanobua!.
are you bini?
Christianity Etc › Re: Brotherhood Of The Cross And Star by LoveKing(m): 11:54am On May 02, 2007
Dem be witch oh!
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex Is Important For Spiritual Growth by LoveKing(op): 11:33am On May 02, 2007
Brymore:
@ Loveking

I think some people on this thread need a demonstration of how pure sex can lead to spiritual growth.
Suggestion: arrange for a demonstration. wink

#Candid Submission#
No Problem my friend!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any Bisexuals Here by LoveKing(m): 10:25am On Apr 30, 2007
chei! no reply! cry

no bisexual here!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Date And Meet Up Zone Is Getting Boring! by LoveKing(op): 10:22am On Apr 30, 2007
Mustay:
Do something .
Last poster, y u too dey that?

and for you guy your signature makes everything more worse! what does that mean now?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Date And Meet Up Zone Is Getting Boring! by LoveKing(op): 10:20am On Apr 30, 2007
IBDat:
O bouy, no be by force o, if you want spice add it tongue
how now?!!! cant you see there are no new members (on my part preferably females) showing up? same old peeps and its getting a bit tiring!
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex Is Important For Spiritual Growth by LoveKing(op): 7:02pm On Apr 27, 2007
Umy:
Na wa for you, no wonder your name be Loveking. this time na lovequeen grin grin grin this you topic is to put people into trouble with God. Na u knowoooo
ah nah! they are not getting the trouble from me.they will forment it themselves. ask them now if its not the word "sex" that attracted them here first of all.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Date And Meet Up Zone Is Getting Boring! by LoveKing(op): 6:46pm On Apr 27, 2007
RuuDie:
@ D-vah,

officially, in-front of d whole Nigeria on Nairaland; i'm on my knees, sayin please "go out with me"

o boy sofry now! she doesnt even have a pic in profile and she's quite new here. wetin dey do you?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Date And Meet Up Zone Is Getting Boring! by LoveKing(op): 11:32am On Apr 27, 2007
This Date and meet up thread is becoming boring and annoying. No new peeps in here! same old same old members. Wheres the spice?
Christianity Etc › God Is Above Jesus Christ! by LoveKing(op): 11:21am On Apr 27, 2007
I want y'all to apply wisdom here.
Now the Word was with God and the Word was God
Scientific and commonsense evidence has proved that a man's sperm is everything about him and we men were created in the IMAGE AND LIKENESS OF GOD.
If the above is true, then the Word is God but not GOD. Your seed is you, because it came out from you but not YOU. so the Christ has all the attributes of GOd but God is above the Word,Christ becomes the Word which came out from God. so they can't be EQUAL
Christianity Etc › Re: Pls Pray For Nigeria by LoveKing(m): 11:00am On Apr 27, 2007
I wonder when people pray for a grossly imperfect "thing" when they ought to pray for their lives so they can eat,sleep, and live another day. pray for the UNIVERSE instead!
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex Is Important For Spiritual Growth by LoveKing(op): 10:56am On Apr 27, 2007
Brymore:
Yeah, I read a long time ago about the Japanese and their belief in sex and Zen.

The take home is meant to be that if you have pure sex, it has a way of prolonging your inner elixir and translates to long and good spiritual health.

We should also note that sex is a very deep physical, psychological and spiritual experience (note that point when you come or go as the Orientals will say).

So from that angle, we can say that sex is good for your spiritual growth (depending on the kind of spiritual growth anyway). It is also believed in the metaphysical that a couple that makes love are stronger and can resist attacks more than those that do not. Well, that's their theories, for me, sex should be done with a very pure mind and bed, without guile, and good sex can be a form of relaxation and can help you sleep if you are feeling restless shocked

#Candid Submission#
Thanks Brymore.I still dont understand why people wont give in to knowledge and stil stagnant?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus: Re-incarnation Of Adam by LoveKing(op): 10:52am On Apr 27, 2007
Pain:
How Does The Knowledge of This Secure/Guarantee My Salvation?
It is the true knowledge of God and the CHRIST that can guaranteee your salvation,.
Christianity Etc › How To Have An Out-of-body Experience by LoveKing(op): 9:58am On Apr 26, 2007
How to Have an Out-Of-Body Experience



Some metaphysical sources indicate that out-of-body experiences occur during the dream phase of sleep. If this is the case, you are having an out-of-body experience every night.

The following is a method used to consciously induce an out-of-body experience (OBE), short of actually having to fall asleep.

Robert Monroe's Method

In his book, Journeys out of the Body, Robert Monroe describes a complicated-sounding technique for inducing OBEs. In part, it is similar to other imagination methods, but it starts with induction of the "vibrational state". Many spontaneous OBEs start with a feeling of shaking or vibrating, and Monroe deliberately induces this state first. He suggests you do the following. First lie down in a darkened room in any comfortable position, but with your head pointing to magnetic north. Loosen clothing and remove any jewelry or metal objects, but be sure to stay warm. Ensure that you will not be disturbed and are not under any limitation of time. Begin by relaxing and then repeat to yourself five times, "I will consciously perceive and remember all that I encounter during this relaxation procedure. I will recall in detail when I am completely awake only those matters which will be beneficial to my physical and mental being." Then begin breathing through your half-open mouth.

The next step involves entering the state bordering sleep (the hypnagogic state). Monroe does not recommend any particular method of achieving this state. One method you might try is to hold your forearm up, while keeping your upper arm on the bed, or ground. As you start to fall asleep, your arm will fall, and you will awaken again. With practice you can learn to control the hypnagogic state without using your arm. Another method is to concentrate on an object. When other images start to enter your thoughts, you have entered the hypnagogic state. Passively watch these images. This will also help you maintain this state of near-sleep. Monroe calls this Condition A.

After first achieving this state, Monroe recommends to deepen it. Begin to clear your mind and observe your field of vision through your closed eyes. Do nothing more for a while. Simply look through your closed eyelids at the blackness in front of you. After a while, you may notice light patterns. These are simply neural discharges and they have no specific effect. Ignore them. When they cease, one has entered what Monroe calls Condition B. From here, one must enter an even deeper state of relaxation which Monroe calls Condition C -- a state of such relaxation that you lose all awareness of the body and sensory stimulation. You are almost in a void in which your only source of stimulation will be your own thoughts. The ideal state for leaving your body is Condition D. This is Condition C when it is voluntarily induced from a rested and refreshed condition and is not the effect of normal fatigue. To achieve Condition D, Monroe suggests that you practice entering it in the morning or after a short nap. With eyes closed, look into the blackness at a spot about a foot from your forehead, concentrating your consciousness on that point. Move it gradually to three feet away, then six, and then turn it 90 degrees upward, reaching above your head. Monroe orders you to reach for the vibrations at that spot and then mentally pull them into your head. He explains how to recognize them when they occur. "It is as if a surging, hissing, rhythmically pulsating wave of fiery sparks comes roaring into your head. From there it seems to sweep throughout your body, making it rigid and immobile." This method is easier than it sounds.

Once you have achieved the vibrational state, you have to learn to control it, to smooth out the vibrations by "pulsing" them. At this point, Monroe warns it is impossible to turn back. He suggests reaching out an arm to grasp some object which you know is out of normal reach. Feel the object and then let your hand pass through it, before bringing it back, stopping the vibrations and checking the details and location of the object. This exercise will prepare you for full separation.

To leave the body, Monroe advocates the "lift-out" method. To employ this method, think of getting lighter and of how nice it would be to float upwards. An alternative is the "rotation" technique in which you turn over in bed, twisting first the top of the body, head and shoulders until you turn right over and float upwards. Later you can explore further. With sufficient practice Monroe claims that a wide variety of experiences are yours for the taking.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus: The Re-incarnation Of Joseph by LoveKing(op): 9:38am On Apr 26, 2007
@ a'll

I guess you guys are matured peeps. This post wasnt put up to insult anyone or infuriate anybody. It calls for reasoning and if you dont believe it its none of my business
.
lafile:
The guy starts with comparisons of Joseph with Jesus, establishing Joseph as a type of the redeeming Christ. Then it suddenly gets spooky with re-incarnation, near death experiences and entity souls. Ol boy una don bring another one come again o.

JESUS IS NOT A RE-INCARNATION. NOT OF JOSEPH OR ANYBODY ELSE. HE IS GOD. GOD INCARNATE.
Ask yourself first of all why Jesus Christ is the perfect image of God. He was the first to attain the CHRIST. So you see the bible is all about the Christ, study more and the Holy Spirit will guide you to see the different lives of the CHRIST before fulfilling the Law.



[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=50554.msg1067139#msg1067139 date=1177496477]There is NO re-incarnation in Christianity; and Jesus is NOT the re-incarnation of ANYONE.

Edgar Cayce confirmed nothing. There are so many people speaking of Christ as this or that; and we have been warned that false christs and false prophets will arise with signs and wonders to decieve people (Matt. 24).

Know WHO Jesus Christ is - in the Bible. Remember He warned:

Matthew 6:22 & 23 - "The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!"[/quote]No blames for you here. You grew up to know what you belive and saying now. and you are convicted within yourself that its the truth. what if nobody believed in what you know now would you still stand by it? The truth is that you dont understand Re-incarnation, and Resurrection. and the "Bible" you are quoting from-the Roman Catholic Invention-and thats your truth.and lastly that warning is for you.


nkhetheni:
You are a real analyst, I am impressed, though you are analysis is based on purely human reasoning. Jesus is not the Re- , of anybody. Your knowlwdge is wrong and will lead you to darkness. Jesus is Imannuel (God with us), Jesus is the Christ (the Annointed One)Jesus Christ. Read the Bible with understanding not with analysis. May God forgive you ,
If you understood something how would you let someone know? is it not tru analysis and explanation? how does your pastor let you know what you dont know? and ehm did the Holy Spirit reveal to you that this write up was not done with understanding? You speak what "you" know, its left for someone to belive or not to believe you. I agree that Jesus is THE CHRIST and the only human to be the Christ. You are the one who needs forgiveness for lack of knowledge. the Knowledge of the Christ and God is what you should seek so you can be saved.
lafile:
@Loveking

You said

Dont Say what you don't know. Get Understanding and get Knowledge then your "eyes" will be opened.

Wow. This must be a case of mistaken identity.

Let me make this simple. The Jesus Christ I know, the Jesus Christ of the bible, the One who died and rose again and ascended to Heaven, the One who redeemed me, the one who is right now interceding on my behalf, is not a re-incarnation. He existed before the foundations of the world was laid. In Him ALL things consist. All things were made for Him and by Him. He existed before [/i]Joseph. In fact Joseph was made [i]by Him.

There certainly is a difference between my Jesus and your Jesus. We certainly must be talking about two different people. My Jesus IS the King of Kings. Who is yours?
oh the Jesus you know is the Jesus of the Bible. arent you excited to know that Muslims believe in Jesus too and they call him Issa?tibetan monks believe in him too and they also call him Isa? is this same "Issa" muslims know the Jesus of the bible? certainly yes and he is the one i'm speaking about. So stop being fanatical and use your head. let The Holy Spirit guide you to know that the old Testament was all about Christ, his personality and everything about him. and he attained Christ as Jesus to fulfill the Law of the Old Testament.

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