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Dottore:
She's a pretty lady but walahi she needs a man. Having a companion is very important in life. Everybunny needs somebunny

And she doesn't know that right?

Aristo3146:
Not a bad dream if you are married and looking for a child, hence those snakes represents sperms you will soon get pregnant. But if you are single and doesn't want a child, avoid having unprotected sex.

That is what I head about snakes dream, but seriously how is that possible?

hisexcellency34:
Liar. Him wan take style get police escort and convoy so as to oppress others as national chairman

Hehehe walahe me tired of this your country.

OruExpress:
in front of a dirt road

Yes! How would you know he is a black man.

GreaterFuture1:
Any good ones without Sex and/or Violence?

The good doctor

ProfDview1:
I Don watch strike back...... Any idea abt another powerful movie like strike back?

The shooter

Rawhumper:
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Very wonderful one I had .

I pm you so we can chat better....how is Abj dear










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Yep morning hope you are good

How is okay

Rawhumper:
My loveknitting wad up?


How is life with you?

So how did you spend your day?

Interested here










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Yeah, thanks for your concern, hope you are good too okay bye for now, got works.

Yep morning hope you are good

Perfectdanny:
Look am tired o. The trumpet should be given to me. I promise i will not blow it.

Sorry I don't trust you, I still have so much to do in this world, okay.

Rawhumper:
What happened to my mouth?

Just saying the fact dear....lol.

Hope you woke up well and hearty.











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See your mount ���

Yeah, thanks for your concern, hope you are good too okay bye for now, got works.

Rawhumper:
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Hmmmmm.....but you can show love anytime cos coro is trying to put the fabric of love into shreds so its your duty to knit it










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Loveknitting not lovecoro

See your mount ���

Okoroawusa:
Leave it for those of us who are not tired of it.

Shut up

Rawhumper:
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But you are loveknitting....










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I would have love to, but this Corona ain't joking.

Loveknitting not lovecoro

DedeNkem:
Someone I knew was f*ucked in the ass by the babe he brought home from club. He was high and passed out. He woke up in the morning feeling raped and the babe was already gone.

He later realized the babe used a big toy dick on him because she gets off hard using s*ex toys on men.

He begged me to keep this secret. LOL.

BhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaHhHH

mulante:
Her husband is the Chairman of Belema Oil Group.

Modified.

Yep, unbelievable.

Investmentfreak:
What worked for him (May/won’t) work for another.

Hahaha, clap for yourself

NigerianMan:
Yeah babe.

Are you game?

I would have love to, but this Corona ain't joking.

NigerianMan:
I CONCUR!

Who will be my sexbuddy in Abuja? It will surely worth your stay

Really

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Very very, my dear [/color]

Good.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You didn't know I was in my 50s?

I thought you knew. Celebrated my 56th birthday in January.

I thank God for life [/color]

Wow, you're old.

What are you? A baby, that you don't know what is good for you.

ekensi01:
Lol, but do u even imagine how nasty some of this story sounds as if its a porn movie.

Yep, very nasty.

ekensi01:
So they are things am yet to experience

Yep, you and me both.

Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

Okay, you won the craziest shit here.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

BhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaHhHH. Ohh Lord

Frezhkid10:
...I doubt that..my boss is a Lebanese man and he's very kind and compassionate..

In 100 lebanese you can only find 1/2 nice one, those people are evil.

sarrki:
You dey correct

Also the chagoury brothers

Unbelievable, I'm working for one of them.

Learn1:
I’m single and alone. Wrong thread.
Btw hit me up if you need a gist partner. WhatsApp

Really

megareal:
I went to a Senior friend's house because I needed him to sign a document for me. The wife told me he travelled. I replied that he gave me the appointment to bring the document that day. She asked me to follow her. We entered a dark room that was like a temple (I already knew he dabbled in the occult). There I saw the man lying down dead like. The wife asked me to drop the document on his table and wait. I did, a few moments after she asked me to pick it up. I picked up the signed document with the necessary recommendation I needed in the man's handwriting.

Truly, I wasn't surprised because these eyes of mine have seen some unusual things in these my few years on earth. I was only surprised that the woman chose to trust me to see that. I still wonder why till date.

Ps
The following week I went to see him to thank him, he also acted like it was nothing. Told me he attends such meetings once a month for three days in a certain country. I told him I was grateful he took time out to help me. And he said for me he would do anything. I still wonder why I was so special.

Okay, you win

Ihatefeminist:
she is probably pretending cause she is getting old; no go fall mugu.
Women are expert pretenders when they want to tie down a man with marriage.
You will regret it if you eventually marry her.

Wow, can't believe what I'm reading here,

Some of you guys here are more evil than the girls you all talked about here.

sarrki:
I believe one day Nigeria masses we will be alright

Seriously we will be alright

I mean las las we go dey alright

Sarrki is that you?