₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Suspended or he should be arrested?

ItsGoodToBeGood:
Walahi, this new generation children will not kill me,,,





Abeg if you have answer to his question come forth

SpecialAdviser:

For more jokes, Text "TINUBU" to "419".

lonelydora:
In 2 years time, all these nonsense will end.

Handsomejok:
Thank you for the suggestion I will take her tomorrow morning

SimplyFacts:
I see the need to join you in thanking God, bro. Your post does not carry the title "NLers, remember me in your prayers, my butt or scrotum got bitten by a black snake".

If na me o, I don't think I can go near that toilet until I confirm the snake is dead. I hate to hear SNA,,,,,,

SmellySperm:
5yrs... I'm a certified lover boy

younglleo:

back in the days during secondary school, my werey girlfriend dey run me street wit our physics teacher wen we dey date, i found out nd she brokeup with me!
i jst dey cry dey beg the girl say make i dey mumu for am, but tank God she no gree(if not i for don kpai for dat girl mata)
i spent a week dey cry dey listen to blues
na ogun go kee R KELLY nd his devilish HAND OF TIME music
omoh i mumu dat year!

Jayzx:
My girlfriend/fiancee just showed me the blood genotype result. I am actually AS and I insisted she do her own too which later revealed she is AS too. We so much love each other but I think that will be the end. Or guys, please let me know if there is any solution

AmazingELixir:



Ok...let me check my Twitter account

bottlewater1:
I still wonder what the man and the acclaimed leaders of this country are doing to make this country livable for the masses

#smh

Vulcanheph:
I don't have the strength to read what the idiot said.... Someone should please summarize for me.

FashionCookie:
If u see display that day...the guy pull shirt o. See slap 4 d bank guy...

FashionCookie:
Was in First Bank PTI Road Warri the other day, the wipe on guy 1.5m(no jokes). Bank say na POS but the guy insisted that it was d Bank. No b small display that day o. See slap 4 one of the bankers...the mopol for the bank sef no fit do nada. I no know how dem settle d issue sha bcus d guy raised dust fir like 2hrs straight..

thatsleepboy1:
Lol. When is yours? We're both cancer then.

omoyankee3:
So ordinary visit is that expensive. What if a person decides to relocate to naija permanently?

Queenzzy:
mine is July 7

thatsleepboy1:
I'm July 16

SUPERPACK:
Lets analyse what each party got at the end of the 2 minutes rump.
Married woman; A shelter for the rain, she charged her phone, enjoyed your movie, enjoyed your egusi soup and expensive eba, satisfied her sexual urge.
You; Had a satisfactory 2 minutes sexual Ecstasy .
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Full-time score 5 - 1
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She got you very cheap and as cheap as ever

WaffenSS:
Weren't you the person chasing after a 40k job from your 25k job back in July? Suddenly in April you visited Nigeria and spent 1.2m?

You're in Jos, not abroad, liar.

FILEBE:
Please share yours refilled my 12kg gas cylinder at 6500 about 3 weeks ago.

Pumpumking:
WOW..
shame on u for having sexual famtasssy about annnnalsexxxx although that mean u my kinda woman. U r not lady. SHAME ON U LOVITA!!!(no oofense)

Differentiate:
M not that brilliant not really sound
Mom brought money home then and anytime she brings it home she will ask us to count it. Sometimes I get scared cause any form of miscalculation will result to hard beating. So one night she came home late in the evening so she told us we will count in the morning.
I didn't sleep althrough the midnight.
Morning came and we starting counting of course I miscalculated again . she told my younger brother to collect it and count it . he counted it correctly she confirmed it and she told him to give me a dirty slap . he didn't hesitate to give me and she said we should leave. I went to the well to fetch water and get ready for school and tears rolled down from my eyes continuously. It happened in 2005.
Another encounter happened in 2018 when our gradma died. The cloth for the burial the tailor sew for me is a bit longer than me and I complained she told me did I drop money for the cloth and I'm complaining. Didn't talk and i said to myself that I'll give another tailor to make adjustment but have got only #50 on me and the tailor said hes gonna collect #60 I went back inside to ask and see if anyone have #10 and what she said was see is commom #10 you don't have. Everyone in the house told her not to say that finally got the #10 and gave the tailor with the remaining #50. That day suicide thought filled my mind . I left home and treked for good 2hrs and 20 minutes without having anywhere to go.
She thinks I'm a failure but the sad thing is that I'm still looking for every way to prove her wrong..

Georgekyrian:
As of 4 years, about 4 aunties has been molesting me for my compound and around, they made me Sabi matters early too much.. I no sure anyone was molested the way I was molested.. like 3 are married with kids now, but they cannot stand me now because I still see that guilt in there eyes whenever I meet any of them

SunshineHQ:
woman scarce in ur teenage years?

DEMZEE:
U are already meant for the Streets, u are a used product ma'am. U are already hitting the wall, u are useless fertility wise.

JaneYave:
My Abuja is ten times better this. My Goshen city is 100 times better even.

Blakjewelry:
Just thinking out loud, so what will happen if before he comes we don establish another colony in another planet?

Komkom22:
Would like to have a foursome with a real couple . Any one here willing to try??...location lagos

Moz22:
I'm always here.. u just wouldn't notice