₦airaland Forum

Bola146:
And we have a president in this country

The just dey there like nothing dey happen.hmmmm

MejiLoyon:
Fine lady...my spec. See as she still set at her age

I believe apart from cocaine and tramadol makeup should be added to the list of banned substances. Makeup kills faster than these drugs. Calm down I'll explain. Somewhere in this world I met a lady in a club. We got talking and she was so adorable as in she set. I don dey imagine say na she I go carry go meet mama. Red flag I say make we go hotel she follow. As in come on na we just met. But the Konji in me no hear. I was like make I tear am one make I japa. Besides men don high. Madam enter room I dey hug dey press yansh. I no kiss because she smokes so I dey expect make she go brush make we do the iduplorplor. When she came out for the bathroom the change was just too much. No be the change even bust my brain. I see say the chin and jaw get dark patch. Like person wey dey shave. Na so I use style check between the laps. My dear brother na cucumber dey there. If I lie make I shit I puked immediately.
Last last I change hotel. Na so I for go kiss gaybriel. If he happen to get strength pass me na to dig borehole for my yansh. Na since then I dey ask. "Are you female". Na only one yansh I get we must keep it safe. If makeup no dey shebi I go detect instantly.
#endmakeup

Bhahahahahahahaahahahahahaha ooh God menh

Ogilinsaka:
One day one day, the beginning of the end of fulani encroachment in Nigeria will come..



Just one day

That should be after Buhari is done with nigeria, because the undersity of the Fulanis since he became a president make me wonder.

Neddstark:
That I am gay because I wanted to get a deal from a renowned gay man. Nigga started toasting me, had to run from him and the deal for my sanity.

Hmmmmm.

philip0906:
I have a NIN but can't link same with my sim cards as both the app from the NIMC is buggy and waste of memory space. The network providers scarmbled to come up with an inefficient USSD code to link same but it's clearly a rushed project.

They can go ahead and block me and millions of Nigerians from the telcos, let's see how the telcos will pay taxes, or how users will buy data and airtime or how the government will generate revenue.

I can't loose sleep because a gworro chewing almajiri retard, sitting on a mat in Abuja drinking fura who doesn't understand the basic logic of workflow, policy making and causes<>effects, is threatning to shut me out of network providers.

Nonsense!

Pls don't vex too much.

LordviccoDaGuru:
they should block it, rubbish. Nothing is working in this country even to do common National Identity card that will soon expire is stress. I can't stress myself to stand under hot Sun. the NIMC officials are as confused as mumu. I haven't done mine and I careless not, las las I go use another NIN link my line and I don't care.

Can you imagine I want to the so called NIN registration headquarters in Abuja to do mine they said I should go and do declaration of age after stressing me for so long I did it brought it in order to get the form the illetrate useless fool in charge said the declaration of age isn't valid. so nothing will ever make me go there again.

What do there mean it's not valid? Pls.

Liberate nigeria for what, I thought your mentor Buhari is already doing a good job. Idiot.

kennywagz:
Hello nairalanders, I know how you felt looking at my post before opening this, but pls know one thing am not a bad person or a foolish son, I just happen to have a *** mom..

The thing is me and my mum almost got into a fight yesterday. Now pls let me explain something to you... I understand how yall love your mother's and would do anything for her, I wish I could say the same for mine.

Anytime my parents get into a quarell my mother won't want to talk or do anything again. She goes to work and comes back late, lies down and sleeps.

It's over 5 months, she doesn't contribute anything, doesn't say anything, does not concern whether the children eat or not because of their quarrel..

I don't fight anyone but if I have a quarrel with my friends or bro, 2 days or the next sef we are talking. He will stay in the room by herself after work while we'll be in the palour eating, She will be in the room sulking.

I once came home and my junior ones told me they were talking about something and laughing and mom came out and said sheybi they are all laughing and very soon they will start crying. Like what kind of mother says that.

If you are looking for woman that curse and swear no one pass my mom.
She has fought every of our neighbors, every last one of them. I can't count how many swear and cursed she has said to my father and even to we the children. My father's brothers and sisters, she has been keeping malice with themsince a month after her wedding. That's over 20 years ago. Something happend and she hates them. If you are seen with your aunt or uncle you'd be in serious trouble.

She has this toxic nature/character always wishing evil for others. If she doesn't like you and she sees you happy it's sadness for her... How can someone be like this.

Today one woman she has quarrelled with had a fight with her brother. My mother was happy, saying e don catch am, laughing and praising God. My father is sick and doesn't even have the strength. They don't talk, she stopped talking to me cause she says me and my dad are always planning what we will eat, that am now the wife abi.

I can't express how hateful I am towards this woman, my heart is full of bitterness towards her.. I can't possibly type everything that I personally go through because it would seem as if I came here just to spite my mother. No matter what, she is still my mother, I am just looking for advice.

I give the children money sometimes when they are angry and I cook the food cause she doesn't do anything. She's sees me as her enemy when you don't want to do it, we should come and be begging you. Everytime we get into a fight for very petty things I always go and beg her, you must beg else you and her are enemies she won't talk to you.. I greet her and she says next time I greet her she will swear for me. This negativity is too much, I am a very Sane person, I won't come and write all this if I ain't pained... I have a father I love and my siblings, but it's this woman now.

Pls what can I do, everyday everytime person go dey beg you for the most unreasonable and petty things, after swear and curses with bad words Don follow steadily.

You, your siblings and your father, should ask her to leave.

He he he

jawalis:
Something must be radically wrong with a culture and a civilisation when its youth begins to desert it.
This is a clear indication of a country with no Future. It is rumored that PMB’ First Lady stays in Dubai, now his kids and in-laws are moving gradually. Is Nigeria. It in doom with these set of leaders at the helm of our affairs? C’mon birthday; everyone flies to Dubai. What happened to our indigenous malls and centers?
How many times has Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum of Dubai or his relatives came to celebrate whatever in Nigeria?

Seriously, I can't even hope anymore, as a Nigerian youth, I feel frustrated and hopeless, don't even know what the future of this country hold.

BstOLDsn:


Untill dey block my SIM B4 I'm taking this shit serious

Me and you both.

Nielbaba:
I have the nimc plastic card ,expired In June last year , the document number start with 9 while the one I retrieved from network provider starts with 1.i checked out the bin/nimc app , after confirming all my details , I saw another person's passport photograph showing on my details oo ��

Hahaha

alingo2013:
See the house like shop

Seriously! Like what is that? These rulers make you feel hopeless abeg.

Painting

MONEY247:
Possible.....invest in forex

Huh.......im interested.

pickatyouu:
500 naira but accepting donations.

Hahaha, accepting donations.

DarkWritings:
Yeah! I think it's something we could look at and see how much we could and would have gathered by the end of this year 2021.

So how much Cash entered with you into the New year, mine is Just #5k lolz.

By the end of the year I hope and believe it would be #5M

How much is yours?

5k to 5m in the next 12 months wow.

kiddkash:
in 2020,

I learnt if you don't have money, you are a slave to the person that has.

whatever food the person wants to eat, that's what you'll eat

if the person is expecting a visitor, you must leave the house and roam about in the street

in 2021, God will make us achieve our Dreams and make money, so that we'll never rely on anyone

You’re talking right straight to me.

Petsolo1115:
My babe of over 2 years called me this evening for 2000 naira to get some body soap products.

I transferred 10,000 naira to her. She called back and asked what the money was meant for. I told her to manage it for her personal needs for this yuletide season. I made her to understand few days ago that i won't be able to give her enough money for Christmas due to the fact that I have to support my Dad financially for my grandma's burial which is in 7 days time.

To cut the whole story short. She refunded 8,000 naira and told me it was better I keep my money than giving her what she can't manage to buy clothes. My babe has a business which gives her profits on a daily basis. The money I spent on her from November 1st to 30th is in excess of 30,000 naira.

I am currently contemplating on breaking up with her or forgetting the whole issue..

Your advice please. Criticisms are allowed

I don't get it why do guys give they're girlfriends money, and even make is seem like is they're responsibility to do so. I don't understand, I dislike women with entitled mentality.

Most nigeria are actually the reason why most nigeria women are lazy mentally.

GeneralKoko:
Yes oh
I tire!!!

It shall be well okay, even inside well alright.

okoroemeka:
by 12 midnight in June 2013,I received the first debit alert of #98,000 naira for an online purchase,as I was pondering the alarming message I got yet another debit alert of #100,000 naira,I was shocked,very early next day I went to access bank regional office in enugu and lo and behold almost #200k was wiped off from my account,I tried every means possible to recover the money but nothing worked,I finally closed my account and moved on

What? This give me fiver.

temmytee2309:
My mum's 306,000 debited from her account since June is still pending.
We did all what we know, got a lawyer, reported at the police station and a Police prosecutor was assigned to us. Yet nothing came out of it, we've even spent more than we bargained for.


This country just tire person

Now I'm scared with the little I have in my account.

GeneralKoko:
Managed to save a little
Ended my bestie ship with my bestie
Ended two relationships I was in
Increased my confidence and my esteem . I still thank God for life tho
Although I planned to save the least 150k this year as a student and I was above 40k before March now I'm ending the year with 3500 . Pathetic!

Wait.......like 3,500?

Donspicey:
I have been wondering the cause of this occurence....

At times i will take sleeping pills so that i could have a sound sleep with out having sex in my dreams but most times it just does'nt help......


I always feel sad each day i wake up and remembered that i had sex in my dreams.....


Pls does it have any spiritual implications?


Though i rarely ejaculate in the process but i am always worried......

How do one stop the Habit?


To be honest i am tired of it.......


I really need help......

I red somewhere, that people who don’t fantasize about sex, tent to dreamed alot about having sex. And people who don’t hardly dreamed about it.

Kaduna1stson:
You south westerners should be careful not to annoy us in the north. You cannot be insulting a northern president.

What kind of trash is this? Is a joke it's not funny and it makes you sound stupid.

Hassanmaye:
baby

Don't baby me, you sound kind of weird.

SirJerrie:
Growth of Nigeria

Most reasons almost every youth in this country is depressed.

Mgtowmonk:
I have lost interest in chasing girls

Especially anytime I cum from masturbating...
My interest in women after the act nose dives.
Girls are loosing potential boyfriend's and husband's to technology and it's getting really bad

You sure you are normal?
Not the masturbating part okay, the last line.

johnhood:
Imagine that kind thing?
That means if she give him her faeces he will eat.

Hahaha

johnhood:
Holy Michael

Na real holy Michael oooh, I'm shocked too.

Scrupulous419:
They just bring your sister for me now self...

Sweet like the palliatives we looted

If this surpose to be a joke, it ain't funny.