₦airaland Forum

sassysure:
It can never reach the crazy level in the West as at last 2 weeks or last week.
The only problem is that prices will skyrocket.

Already skyrocket, coming back from the market and I was shocked.

TheMohican:
Most people have resorted to masturbating, it's a wild world mehn.

Are you one of them?

Sarang:
You’re dumb

Very dumb and stupid, I can't believe some of the comments here.

And we still have poor people in Nigeria,

lomprico:
hope they will not go and re-engineer it to survive hot climate so that it will start affecting us.

Bhahahahaha, oh God this is really funny

cRobo:
Ask them to move that machine from you window side and if they fail to oblidge whenever their are not around pour salt in the petrol engine

Whaaat

GlorifiedTunde:
Asashow?

Pls, even me I want to know.

cRobo:
I actually did find a live snake inside a patient's intestine



I won't say a word

Pls, whaaat?

Of course She didn't order them, their did on her behalf.

czarr:
Amazing.
I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

No be Ole volcano, inside earthquake.

FatherBona:
Don't get me started.............
My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate
Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right
My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie.
I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes.
God is my only hope.
Can't wait to leave these place

Wait, you mean you're still there?

Flakkygees:
meanwhile I sell Braided wigs PM or call 07032591927

Pls what number is the second one?

Stephenmoka4:
Stay away from brotels, find a wife you'll love her and yourself more

Seriously, bcuz of sex he should find a wife? Really.

Inzaghifilippo:
Im sex starved and i dont have a girlfriend. Im thinking of going to a brothel but im scared. Guys in the house, are prostitutes clean? I will use a condom sha. For those in warri, please who know any brothel around?

Ooh my God, you're insane.

AlhajiImam:
Buhari is a true man of integrity. A true and faithful Muslim. He stands for truth and fairness and there's nothing kafirs can do against him. That lawyer is wasting his time

This is total gibrish

daddytime:
He's certainly from OBJs lineage...

Why? Bcuz he look somehow unfine.

Ginaz:
I hardly visit people , neither do I want to be visited. Even if I must visit , I keep to time and go home on time . Dramas that come from such situations I don’t entertain as I respect myself so well wherever I am. I’ve not had such experience before .

Huh, we're the same

soberdrunk:
Let us even assume all the OP wrote is true, how can someone have the power to torment and take someone's life but cannot use that power to progress and own companies.....

This keeps wondering me, because I don't just get it, like, how?

NwaAmaikpe:





Such a great life with no male offspring to replicate it.
This is a big lesson to whom it may concern because life teaches us lessons in the weirdest of ways.

May Kobe's death open the eyes of men who don't have male children to try their luck elsewhere if their wives can't give them one.

Please do not deceive yourselves about the x and y chromosomes because some women's bodies are not 'y-chromosome friendly'.

And do not decieve yourself to accept that it does not matter.
All children are important no doubt; but the importance of the male offspring can NEVER be overstated.

God. What a human being!

Lynx001:
y she no go commit suicide. when indian movies be lyk. sejal why have you not washed plates. Answer me nw.
mother:answer ur father why have you not washed them. before she will reply. sejal you have lost ur respect. Are out of ur mind. Nw grandma and i want to knw why you have not washed plate. Krida her small cousin will nw run upstairs. Aunty,aunty. Sejal has not told all of us y she has not washed plates. Sejal tell us Nw. Am ur aunty. Before sejal go open mouth neighbours don show. We 2 want to knw. as them dey talk na so their head go dey shake like agama lizard. Mtcheew. kill urself abeg.

You're mad

Huawei y6 prime 2019, the is great.

The kind of got that those people have now is shockingly amazing, walahi.

cococandy:
a 16 year old is mature enough to babysit a 2 year old. Are you alright?

Really, unless she's a family.

Their should stop employing underage and immature persons has a house help.

Sanquine:
Seems we produce more churches and pastors than any other thing in Nigeria. I suggest we should start exporting them to other countries to bolster our economy.

Seriously we should

Ynnk:
@Loveknitting, I could take pictures of the machine. :-)

Hi, morning, that will be great.

He he he funny just funny

Ynnk:
Not anymore.

Ooh, would have love to see you and your machine�, it's kind of hard to meet people that knit, and also just few types of machines in the country.

Ynnk:
@ Loveknitting, that's interesting! I 've got a machine too - singer cardmatic 313. And an ultimate knitting machine, which I don't use anymore.

Wow, are you in abuja?

Ynnk:
Yes, I do.

Wow, I knit too, but I use machine.

Ynnk:
https://www.loveknitting.com.au/lovey-blanket-bear-security-blanket-teddy-crochet-pattern-by-tatiesofttoys

Hi, you knit?

PointZerom:
Here in Africa the house you rented can make or mar you.
I remember years back in Agric estate Ojo Lagos, I rented a two bedroom apartment from one Isoko landlord. My experiences there are as follows:

Any soup or stew I cook must turn to water the following day.

Sometimes more than 1000 cockroaches will invade my apartment and within a twinkle of an eye they will disappear.

Strange movements in the ceiling especially at night.
Things became so hard that I can't even pay rent anymore.

I finally moved out through the help of friends to one room.

Really