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yemisi92:
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SirWere:
We are trying to drive a car, hencecrotch gear shift

[color=teal]don't overspeed [/color]

SirWere:
Conversation

[color=teal]ok, so what's this crotch you both have been shifting[/color]

SirWere:
Haa! ** Fixes her with a "you're tempting the devil" stare, and starts reciting odd integers in his head while remembering quotes regarding temptation*

ErnieSmallzz:
, *gives him a naughty look, returns the crotch to its normal position, and hugs him more TIGHTER!*

[color=teal]what's the meaning of this [/color]

mhizeva:
First of all I don't trust Sammy... because men can be so crafty... I mean what do you know about his business, his earlier lifestyle and what is the real reason why he Travelled. have you done this research....
My dear don't base your heart on love alone.... because no marriage can stand on love alone

Secondly, for your ex.... I will advise you not to go back to him... One reason is that men are strong and vibrant and natural born leaders... If a man cannot stand for himself with the love he has for you and marry you even against his father''s wishes then he is not going to stand for you in much more difficult situations..

Secondly, he gave up on you too quickly, by going to marry another girl.... meaning that his father controls him... If his father hadnt accepted in the end that means he wont have come back for you....

Thirdly, think about the other woman that just got married to him... Thats one reason why you should off him

Fourthly, Wait for a genuine man.... Search the net, read books and you will understand what a real man is made up off my dear....

Love cannot keep a marriage forever... If it could then why are so many american marriages falling apart today after the expensive weddings in which the man professed his love...

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

Greene66:
Hmmm.



One mistake you Derailers make is that you are bringing more awareness to the thread and more traffic. The people who click the tread would first read whatever sermon or message the thread is passing and won't even notice your derailing comments. Which fulfills the aim of the thread

gentleheart1:
What the heck…………

slyIsaac:
Were dem mimzyfied folks @... Sorry I been MIA since...


Meanwhile na only 2 days them ban me wey I dey make noise like tis....
Anyhow sha I missed una sha....



Most importantly... I greet my Queen... MIMZY

StubbornGoat:
How do you mean?


Can't somebody just tell me what I can do to catch this girl? [/b]Everytime I'm looking at her pics, my dick will be jerking up and down like it is doing press up. ...... [/b]

I think I might go crazy if this girl does not gree for me.

[color=teal]you can't get her coz you're not man enough, you're hiding behind an alternate be a man, do this with your main moniker.


the bolded show you're not just a stubborn goat but a sex starved Hot goat[/color]

hibiscus76:
Not when he/she uses vernacular constantly..trust me it'll attract questions and criticisms too

MzLaurel:
The first one got me lmao

Xgz1:
six reasons u're an introvert.

1. they control their emotion from their brain.
2. slow to anger
3. cool in an unpedictabe situation
4. they like using their brain always
5. they can cope even under pressure
6. they are smart piple with creative minds

hibiscus76:
I agree with the OP, pidgin English is also a huge turn off for me especially as the OP said, when it's being used constantly in conversations
And yeah I speak pidgin too but that's because of the mentality you guys have,terming those who opt to speak English as patronizers of a borrowed language
Pigdin English has a way of making the speaker look tout-like and irresponsible

KashyBaby:
Pidgin English sounds sexxxy to me


This is the reason y I am here

[color=teal]trust me it's not sexy when used to woo a lady. #unless_you_have_money
it's mainly for having conversations with your niggas

the only ladies i speak pidgin to are my tightest nigress and they sure respond in kind [/color]

Cholls:
my brother am pretty sure she was going to flake no matter what unless my job was more impressive than the other dude she was probably talking to. I think she was weighing her options. What a classless Naija b*tch.

Cholls:
My brothers and sisters what really went wrong here?................. Set up a date on Thursday with this babe for tonight via text, haven't talked to her since we set it up.
While I'm at work today this happened:
Her: Hey
Me: Hi, what's up?
Her: How's it goin
Me: Pretty good, but pretty busy. I'll see you tonight.
Her: Where do you work
Me: See you at 8
Her: I just asked you a question
Me: I appreciate that, but can't chat right now. Ask me tonight. Looking forward to it.
Her: I have to cancel but good luck to you!
Seriously?

Miggs:
this is your response to my well-thought out post!?
I'm done
Unlike you,I get serious work

layla129:
Lool, i have tey in this gaming business oh. Didn't play much of street fighters but don't try me in Mortal Combat and Mario!

[color=teal]in dbanj's voice "omo you don make me fall in love [/color]

donbenedict:
stvpid sombori dat dnt wana visit me, is dah one gehfrend?

Estharfabian:
LoL.




Honestly? does it matter?
It All depends on so many things...Virginity exclusive.
Which one Is cuter?
Which one of them has the pinkest lips?
Which one if 'em Has the most packs?
Which do I have more feelings for?
Which is more Ambitious?
Which is richer? Call me golddiger..I Couldn't give two fuckks...


Who virginity epp? it's One of the few inconsequential ish's that shouldn't even be A topic of discourse in matters pertaining to marriage. IMO. it's irrelevant, As it is Overrated.

[color=teal]who cute epp?
who pink lips epp?
who packs epp?
some people sef eh[/color]

Strahovski1:
My company HQ is in India. We have branches in West Africa(Nigeria) and North Africa (Egypt) and also in China.

It's not about loving Nigeria. Personally I don't. We haven't paid staff salaries for the past 2 months in Lagos because we are low on sales. We find it hard getting foreign exchange to import our raw materials. So we are not producing and we are not selling.

So tell me what is there to love? Even our bank account there is almost empty on debts. So what's there to love about it?

Consiglier:
With the current foreign exchange regime, paying expatriates have become very difficult due to the increased financial burden and a lot of companies have no option than to sack them.

The worst hit are the indians, since most of their so called Engineers here are actually labourers, who come here malnourrished and leave well fed.

Form the foregoing, it is not that difficult to understand why someone who lost his job here hates Nigeria.