Is the university also going to resume? UI?

Reasons why it is NOT the best time of ones life:

- You are extremely dependent on your parents or guardians, (so if you have abusive or neglectful parents, you're screwed)

- You are naive and easily deceived or tricked (someone can tell you that Santa Claus exists and you would believe without question.)

- You are treated as subhuman and given less rights than an adult. (You can tell someone that uncle Bobba killed your dog, and no one would believe you because you are a child)

Being a child is only fun because of the lack of responsibility, lack of drama, and carefree nature of your life. But this is only true if you are middle class and above and have good parents.

If you are poor or have bad parents, your childhood is the worst time of your life.

Entertainers and actors in politics is almost as bad, if not as worse as pastors or preachers. These people have years of experience pretending to be people they are not, let us only hope that their time in office will not be an "act."

First, I do not approve of you putting pictures of the man and woman online, especially if this is done without their consent.

Second, this is not uncommon at all. Long distance relationships are doomed to failure because messages and phone calls are pale, cheap substitutes for human affection and interaction.

Third, forget about it and move on. Returning to Nigeria would gain you what exactly? The satisfaction of ruining an innocent woman's wedding day? Of making an innocent woman's who is unaware of her cheating fiance's ways? Or will the man suddenly take you back when you arrive?

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Wait until after the wedding and confront the woman with the knowledge (because if he can cheat on you with her, then he Han cheat on her with someone else). However, I understand that you must feel betrayed and hurt, but perhaps this is for the best, and in the long run, he was never meant for you in the first place.

Epic? No.
Arrogant and needlessly harsh? Yes.

The man asked a question, made his opinion. She didn't need to shoot him down so fast with the 'If you don't like it, don't watch it argument.'

That's just immature and frankly, doesn't display Funke in a good light.

Call a spade a spade and a kettle a kettle.
Dress the way you want to be addressed, and if you don't, then stop whining when other people address you how they see you.

Remove all forms of sickness and disease. Reconfigure humanity to be incapable of committing evil or atrocious deeds, meaning that things such as ràpe, murder, assault, incest and cannibalism would be physiologically, biologically and psychologically impossible for the human race.

Then, I'd make everyone into geniuses, granting them increased IQ and empathy enough to eliminate poverty, world hunger and other flaws of humanity.

Basically, I'd create a utopia where everyone is good and loving, where mankind begins to advance towards the stars.

Of course, that will never happen, and all I have is wishful thinking.

Virgins are overrated. Virginity likewise is pointless.
If a man goes 30 years without having sex even once, you'll mock the guy. If a woman does it, she suddenly has "value".
If a man fūcks 20 girls before age 20, he's a champion.
If a woman does it, she's considered a slùt.

Results of double standards placed by society and religion. What you all spouting nonsense about marrying virgins need to realize, is that marrying a virgin does not mean your marriage will succeed. Virginity does not mean she is the perfect wife, and likewise it is useless when it comes to her character.

There are Non-Virgins who are kind and wife material, and likewise there are virgins who are golddiggers and are capable of slapping your mother.

Base your selection on her character, not her virginity.

DKorex:
Seriously? You're telling me it's not possible to write in the tone I mentioned. Keep thinking so low of yourself.

Oh, it is possible. Quite very so, but not for what you are capable of paying. You can hire Beyoncé to sing Mary Had A Little Lamb, but at the same time, you'd be broke doing it.

And I do not think low of myself, I am certain that there are Nigerians capable of doing this (myself being one of them), but they are out of your budget range, hence you came to Nairaland in search of cheap, gullible labor, rather than hiring a professional.

DKorex:


Ask Google. I'm sure it's got the answer to your question.

This was unnecessary, and to be honest, unprofessional. You don't sound like someone in need of assistance saying this, you sound like a petulant child.

To the aspiring writers in search of income, kindly save yourself time and energy working for a person who sounds this arrogant. As a successful freelance writer, I assure you, there are some jobs that are not worth it.

Austinevick:
Let me ask u first, why should u allow her to come to ur house and spend the nite with u? they say prevention is better than cure.
Bros that girl wan destroy ur future so run for ur life.
secondly, don't start what u can't finish why do I say so? think twice, think deep.
I finished secondary school since 2013 till now I have not had any sexual relationship with any girl. I thank God for his grace.
so my dear keep yourself!!!!!!!!

This is not something to be proud of.

moderngist:
Today if you add ur age + ur year of birth, it gives you 2017... It happens only today, n it is once in 1000 years... Read more.. http://moderngist.com/house-girl-who-likes

Once in 1000 years? Are you a rétard? No, like for real, were you dropped on the head as a child? Did they sell portions of your brain to use as seasoning for witches? Why would you come and put something this stupid that makes you a disgrace to your species?

optional1:
I thought guys were the ones who find it very difficult to control theirselves and abstain from sex but i just discover that ladies are worst...


Once a lady's leg has open it has opened...
She can't control herself again, she will be chasing different guys to bleep her..

This is very common with unmarried ladies of nowadays.

And is a shame that our moral values which our parents taught us then has die just like that..




Ladies stop opening your legs for all men that knocks at your door...
How many men will enter before the final man who will eat the remnant the left over..
No that no man will love to eat left over..


If our mum where opening their legs, do you think our dads would have married them and they would have given birth to us..






Single Ladies have some self control and abstain from sex is never too late my dear sisters....











In sambisa forest about to take my leave back to my mother's land..

You have been indoctrinated and brainwashed by traditions and you are plagued with self doubt.

Here's the fact: it is not every woman's goal in the world to sit down and get married. Some women have better things and wishes in mind. So the excuse of "spoilt goods" is only applicable for women who have agreed that it is their destiny to come to the world for the sole purpose of being under a man.

I am certain that people like you are jealous of the women who can freely go out to sleep with whomever they want whenever they want, and because you are too timid or to 'holy' to do so, you come online and start spewing this crap to shame them and claim the higher moral ground.

Pft. She's acting like she doesn't enjoy the fame. If Wizkid had never decided that your face-to-breast ratio was attractive enough to have you hanging off his arm, do you think anyone in the world would know who you are? She'd just be another dumb girl with a pretty face in a sea of millions.
Now that she has tasted Wizkid's fame she can act important.

Fkforyou:
Nothing new....He is a human being worth loving...

Well in Africa, if you are too fat, too skinny, too poor, blind, disabled, crippled, asmathic, SS, or possess any form of facial disfigurement, you are considered less worthy of love and affection.

DKorex:
Hi,
I need an EXCEPTIONAL article/content writer to help me with a gig. I've got my hands full at the moment and need a writer to help me with a task ASAP.

Requirements: I need someone whose writing style is comparable to those written on Entrepreneur, HubSpot and Forbes.

Please send a writing sample and your rate per word to iretitinuke@gmail.com. Thanks

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh my god. Please don't delude yourself into believing anyone will meet these requirements. This is like saying you want to hire someone like Beyoncé to come and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

So someone complements her, and she insults the person? Am I supposed to be impressed? All she has done is show the consequences of bad home training and an oversized ego. When the likes of Nikki Minaj and Beyonce would not do such, it is a mere Tonto Dikeh that can. Mtcheeew.

You can download it at oceanofgames.com.

In 2017 AD, at 7:30pm, i was able to read this wonderful article about the absorption of the English language and its access to the accessories of addicting...

Em, I will be back with the rest

When it comes to things like this no one cares about, rituals and hypnotism are real. But to use this so called jazz to improve the country, that can never happen.

Her life. Her business. Better than the boys out there embracing Evans trade.

People be talking about xvideos and ebonypulse. Hentai Haven anyone? Anyone?

majesticprincess:
Hi guys, been pondering on this for quite sometime and I need some help with it. Why do some guys find it difficult to take no for an answer sometimes? If you ignore the greetings, they say you're being proud. You welcome the greeting and you're said to have encouraged it in the long run. You're being yourself, and you're said to be stiff or emotionless.
Or is it wrong to be friends with guys you're not interested in dating?

As long as you make it clear that you intend to be friends and only friends from the get go. Don't lead him on or imply things that aren't really there, otherwise you'll be accused of "friendzoning" and that'll lead to some issues you'd be better off without.

The issue isn't a matter of you being friends, it's a matter of some dumb guys misinterpretating your friendliness for romantic interest and that's a no no.

Two big fat nobodies displaying thenselves.

Davidhero:
3. In the original story outline, Jon Snow, Arya Stark, and Tryion Lannister were in a love triangle.

Glad they didn't go with this. That would have been damned awkward to watch.

Who created God?

Hypocrites everywhere. Some of them will come and be saying things like "disrespect" when they are the type of people to be picking their nostrils while the national anthem is playing.
When you do not respect the road officers at the wayside asking you for change, or the naira that you decorate with ink and dirt, is it now a mere NYSC uniform you are supposed to respect?
Abeg, leave the girl alone. If she likes, she can turn the shirt to bandana and the trousers to bikini, it is still her that will face query and pay for a new one.

opezeroy:

Am not a troll sir.
But sir u didn't answer my question.
Pls don't be offended sir.
I have another question sir.
This is the question; what is the name given to those zeus, odin, krishna, and what have you?
After anwering that sir, am now going to give you the proof you were asking for.

Gods. Deities. Divine beings. Rulers of the universe. You have not given me any proof, you have not said anything of value. I really dislike arguing with people on the internet because I know that you cannot stand in person and say this same things you have just typed without knowing how foolish you sound.
I wish you best of luck in your life, and hope you are removed from your delusions before death takes you.

opezeroy:

Ok, pls answer this question
Who sees to how and when the sun shines, how you grow, how and when the moon comes out to shine and how the birds fly without falling?..
I know u will want to say ehn; since the bird has wings and feather it's naturally attached with the ability to fly without falling...
And i will say again that; even the hen has wings and feathers so, WHY aren't them soaring high to the extent of a normal bird?[eagle]

Either you did not go to school, or you are a troll, because I am embarrassed if a member of my own species is this delusional.
No one "sees" to any of these things, and if someone did, what proof do you have that it is your God and not Zeus, Odin, Krishna, or Izanagi?

Sigh. hopefulLandlord is at it again.
I am personally just appalled at the subconscious negative influence of Christians and Christianity. The belief in hell means that millions of people are content and happy to let other millions of people burn and suffer, simply because they do not believe the same things they do. Christianity promotes seclusion, it promotes hatred and discrimination, and it does all of this under the guise of love.
Let us not even get started on how ridiculous and unfair the concept of hell is, for a "just" and "loving" God.