₦airaland Forum

Hoilgbegiri:
Obi attended oxford.

Bola go Chicago go sell loud

LMAO
Una no go kill person sha

Here resemble hospital. Na google doctors you dey ask for advice

Make dem go collect trumpet from God kukuma blow make everybody just go rest abeg

I usually don't follow dumb shits like this but, the naivety of Nigerians is astounding. This dude will go free and you idiots will still vibe with him. Dey dere dey deceive unaself.
Jobless idiots

Wait o
I see some idiots dey confirm this nonsense for comments abi na me no sabi read? E be like say thunder wan fire some baskads for this Nairaland

You wan live dem no leave you, you wan die dem still no wan allow you. Na wetin na

Everytime I see "CRASH" I go dey expect to see 100 naira to $1.

These people no even know wetin crash mean. Dollar bat eye una say e crash

Lol... she ain't even taking it seriously

Shea person go ever wake up in the morning see good news ?

"Robots promise?"
People don craze finish

Una never see notin

Slurity:
ASK YOURSELVES SIMPLE QUESTION. IS THERE NO MONEY FOR THEM TO LOOT BEFORE SUBSIDY REMOVAL? IF THE ANSWER IS YES, THEN WHY YOUR CONCERN? Your are your mind full of negativity toward your own country than other foreign country? we are the problem of this country with negative expectation and negative energy.

See this naive mumu.
Its easier to steal 5mil from 100mil than to steal 5mil from 10mil unnoticed.

Money wey you no go even smell thesame air wey blow am

I'm seeing admin block and 1 completed building only. Wetin dey sup

dayleke:
Make dem dey patronize this "Made in Naija" cars now.
A wider patronage is needed jawe.

People wey fit afford am dey buy am.
The guy for make kekenapep or bike make you see patronage

The "drag your motor with your dada" off me

No need for panic buying but, fuel stations are panic selling
Na so

Same ol same ol #yawn

NaijaCowFarm:
If true, then $ will hit N1,250 by July. Sorry for those still earning Naira

Na $ dem dey use buy cow for your farm ?

Why dem use Snapchat take all the pictures though ?

RamseyKush:
Tictok na one foolish app..

It's used to access people's data, the owners are probably selling it to those who wanna use it for dark purposes..

Thank God I nodh use am sef..

Wetin dem wan use Una useless country data do?
Una even get data?
No be files Una still dey carry upandan

Mtchew

saintbillion:
Bro. Poverty at times can lead to improvisation. I remember I did eba one certain time, soup finished, I had to add more water to the eba and add some cube of sugar then I drink am like garri.

Lmfao

Yukov:
Opay has been calling me for the some days now to repay loan I did not take and have never taken in my life.

Wahala

Opay don't give loans
No dey spoil people name

People wey dey here dey talk nonsense... yuck here yuck there, god for bid here and there.
Una know d kind rubbish wey una don chop from restaurants and una own house wey una no see ?
People go come here dey form like say dem no dey sh!t.

What about girls wey dey leave nails still use dat hand wash nyash. Shea una go fit lick dat one nothing dey sup abi... nonsense

Bros, you even try boil the soup. Chop your tin. Notin go do you.
I don chop food wey cocroach, fly, mosquito, dead Wall gecko, even lizard don touch and my system clean sote my mess no dey smell.

yom2:
that has been my school of thought from my teenage years. Ever since I have been personally working on my anti aging sciences and formulas. I can't appreciate the fact that one has to spend 6 Yeats in primary school, 6 years in secondary school, another 5 years or more in the university, and you spend years working so hard to build urself ,carrier and experience. And if u are lucky spend just 20 years to raise ur kids. And by the time it seems all your hard labour should start paying off you are already 60 or 70 and quarter to go. To me its bullshit and does not add up at all. I have always passionately nursed the dream that an average human should be living fully and actively for a minimum of 250 years. That has always been my vision.

Lol... it is not supposed to add up.
You don listen to too many motivational speakers

Sebastine1994:
How long do you think people remember the memory of a dead relative?


After struggling all my life to make it, Death just comes and snatch me away. Some things don't just make sense.

Then your stupid kids would inherit and squander everything in just 2 generation.

I want to live at least 300 years, I want them to prolong it a bit. Everybody is afraid of death, even your pastor, if there was no death, probably religion would not exist.

I believe death is just like any illness, if we can find a way to prolong the longevity geñes, or transfer our consciousness to a machine, it would be cool.

Mumu

Lol... these kind news don dey plenty o
Wetin dey sup na ?

So Nigerians still voted for Tinubu.
Suffer no dey taya una abi. Oya na, make we dey go like dat.

When I dey tell people say that 1mb3cile fit rule this country una dey use am play... hmm
Una dond dey see am na

ecolime:
Guys, don't fret about votes from KKK.

Kwankwaso is playing the spoilers for us

What about the other 2 k's ?

E choke

Which reason? Shea you talk say na your turn ?
Because Nigeria na una fada inheritance