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Phones › Re: Help! Airtel Has Failed Me! by LuciusX(op): 5:11pm On Jul 24, 2020

sniper619:
Maybe you barred incoming calls on that particular device. Try changing the settings or using another phone to test it.

Thanks boss! I've done just that and it's been resolved.

Phones › Help! Airtel Has Failed Me! by LuciusX(op): 10:47am On Jul 23, 2020*

Nairaland General › A Cyclopaedia Of Websites by LuciusX(op): 10:20pm On Jul 22, 2020*

At one time or the other, most of us have had this one song or book or movie that we desperately needed to have but our search engine wasn't giving us what we needed and we just lost it. Well, I have made a list of webites that could give you almost all you need from really old movies to the research papers, articles and dissertations of leading academics in every field and from thousands of institutions. Please these aren't links to blogs or some other junk website and neither am I trying to rake in traffic for these websites. These are genuwyne!
Free eBooks
~~Free Music~~
Free Old Books
Now It Sure Gets Creepy
[url=973-eht-namuh-973.com]Pure and Unbridled Madness[/url]
Learn Coding
And of course there's https://www.4chan.org -The chamberpot of the internet. Your turn guys.
Cc:Lalasticlala.
P.S: Muzmo is down. Dang! I'll give an update on how to get free music later.

Science/Technology › Re: Umar Yusuf Builds Modern Bicycles To Empower Citizens by LuciusX: 5:24pm On Jul 10, 2020

bhouze:
Nice innovation. we have to start from somewhere...even the Chinese who are one of the industrial hub of the world today started by copying the western innovations.

[url=bbwgirls.club]Same with the Nips (Japanese) and South Koreans. Africa wake up! There is so much to steal![/url]

Romance › Re: What's Your Sex Fetish? by LuciusX: 7:52am On Jul 05, 2020

Anal BDSM with a fat oldie does it for me.

Romance › Re: I Just Touched A Old Woman Boobs (pics Included) by LuciusX: 10:47am On May 23, 2020

Personally, I dig for older women... It must stem from the fact that my first sexual experience was with an older cousin (I was nine and she was 15 or 16 and we did touchies). I especially like saggy boobies too... My secret peeve...

Foreign Affairs › Re: German Economy Plunges Into Recession Over COVID-19 by LuciusX: 9:19am On May 16, 2020

Criptofxt10:
If Germany and other more civilized countries can enter recession, that means 9ja is going back 1960 Almagamation era

Oga, 1960 was our great and civilized country's independence era whilst 1914 was our almagamation... Know your history...

Forum Games › Re: Who Can Spot The Phone? by LuciusX: 5:56pm On Apr 27, 2020

nurez305:
Seen

Please with what app did you edit the photos?

Family › Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by LuciusX: 12:03pm On Apr 24, 2020

Mine was almost always from my mum. Back then she bought stationery in bulk so you had no excuses for failing mathematics cos the old story that because you didn't have pens so you couldn't write notes and therefore you failed couldn't work. Then I was a hyper-active child with a terrible stutter and very accident-prone. It was either I 'chooked' a compass into a fella's butt or I got into a fight and destroyed my glasses. So there was this period I used 3 math-sets in a school week (5 days) and I was feeling fly. I no know say mile dey observe... The next week na my guys reasoned that 'is asif dis guy weigh o'. It was from that point my woes began. They somehow talked me into giving the whole class 60 leaves notebooks (2 per head), brand new Nataraj pencils, sharpeners, rulers and erasers (the erasers were far better than Tikky, so everything about 3 per head; I forget the exact figure) and 2 cartons of Lucky Power. See giveaway! Because it couldn't all fit into my Ben Ten bag, I kept some of it in my lunch box and got Olu, my gee, to keep the remaining into his bag. We were smart about the operation. The class went wild... LuciusX, hero of the masses! About a week later, my lil bro needed stuff from the stationary bag and all he saw was a few broken rulers, colour pencils and those 2b notebooks. Hell! First, Because Popsi had a farm as a side investment, we had yams everywhere. I was made get those yam thorns by my mum and she made me wear it like a crown. Omo! See passion of Christ! Then the explanation... 'Lucius!' 'M-m- ma-ma' 'What happened to the stationery' 'M-mu-mu-mu-mummy, 0-y-you s-see ehn...' And so I went on for the better part of an hour, trying to spit out a few miserable sentences until *Thwack!* see tears that day. Enter the neighbours 'mama Lucius ejo e file! Omode ni! Abi se efe pa ni?' Mile no gree o! I nearly die! My mum told my lil bro to get ata gigun and cold water. I was washed clean. Mum: *where are they?* me: silence. Mum: Oya naked. TBC

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Family › Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by LuciusX: 11:11am On Apr 24, 2020

Oiza131:
My own mother will not flog you during the day time. Shebi you'll sleep in the house?... Lol...
All to avoid "mama Bose abeg na, e don do, you go kill her o"... My daddy, English man, he'll use talk to reset your life...
My last beating was during my waec lesson days. Forming bad gang na, I'll follow some few friends to another school lesson to form big girl. we'll get to class late and follow front door forming one thing wey we no be. .. Cut long story short, that fateful day, my school daddy came to my house as he has not been seeing me in lesson. Haha, iya Bose surprised, because I leave the house every evening to go to lesson. See me coming back that day at about 8p.m with my usual stories "maths teacher no quick finish, and I trek"...mama asked if Mr Frank came to school, and I replied that "yes, we all left school together "... That is how that woman sent me inside to get water for her, the next sound I heard after me was "krkrakrakk... (Locking the door). The rest of the story, I'll tell my children...

Na Etuno you be abi na Ebira?

Education › Re: Socialist Or Capitalist Economy:which One do You Think Is Best For Nigeria. by LuciusX: 4:45pm On Apr 21, 2020

Socialism...

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Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by LuciusX: 7:57pm On Apr 20, 2020

Finstar:
LOL. She's intentionally pulling your legs lol.. When she does that, just laugh it off

But honestly its made me bitter over the years and she's not pulling any legs. She has her favourite child and for some stupid reason, she has decided to pick on poor me for firstly not being her favourite son and secondly for having a speech deficiency. I guess I didn't just meet her expectations. And I'm pretty sure y'all know what rejection feels like... Sad!

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Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by LuciusX: 3:18am On Apr 20, 2020

Honeydenz:
Happy to have created a thread that affects someone's life positively and having a philanthropist like you gives me utmost satisfaction. Thanks a lot Mr. God bless your family. As the initiator of this social meeting, I too deserve a gift to battle this viral nightmare.
3080768374, first bank.

Then watch how your finances multiple this month beyond your expectations, I give you my words.

Some person worked his arse off, saved some cash and spent some. Now you have the gumpton to actually beg for their hard-earned wad simply because you created the thread. Gross! You now have the mind to tell them to sit back and watch how their dough doubles because they gave you cash. It seems to me that y'alls god must be a helluva money doubler. I may begin grovelling in mud for some non-existent entity. For the dough tho...

Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by LuciusX: 3:07am On Apr 20, 2020

officialfestus:
My teacher once told me my educational career will end in college of education,but today all what he said was a liability (?)

I seriously feel that he should have told you monotechnic as a result of certain sentiments...

Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by LuciusX: 2:23am On Apr 20, 2020

Finstar:
I was once a stammerer and I understand how painful it is for someone to mimic you. Although I still stammer like occasionally, but I've got it under control.

But damn.. Getting mimicked is painful. Coming from your mother? That must be heartbreaking bro. But please, forget about it. If only she know how much she hurt you, she won't hesitate a minute to apologize. She doesn't know! Forgive her.

Bros, that one no easy o. My mama? Apologize? Where? She dey use am laugh me steady... My pop man even wan try rationalize am say she get chicken-pox (or small-pox. I forget which) when she dey preg me buh mama say no o! She even was egging folks on to mock me. It's under control now excepting moments of intense mental excitement but the old lady would never ever forget...

Romance › Re: Why Are Nairalanders Obsessed With Virgins by LuciusX: 11:58am On Apr 07, 2020

No long epistle... Men don't want to be compared and contrasted with other gits so they prefer virgins who'll think they're the greatest...

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Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Dazzles In Green In ‘stay at home’ relaxation Mode by LuciusX: 11:22pm On Mar 23, 2020

godkiller:
What an enchanting mystical presence, Elegance, poise, charisma and sophistication.

I want to marry you ma.

Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Dazzles In Green In ‘stay at home’ relaxation Mode by LuciusX: 11:18pm On Mar 23, 2020

I'm yet to comprehend how trash like this could hit FP. When I'm battling with the stupid I love allah declaration on my page, all the mods could do is to gimme ajeku to feast my eyes on. Nawah o!

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Confirmed Cases In Nigeria Is 30, 3 New Cases In Lagos by LuciusX: 7:25am On Mar 23, 2020

Angelfrost:
So, people just decided to bring covid into the nation, and give NCDC something to do... Interesting.

If it is to bring investment and capital, they will rather stay as far from this nation as possible...

Well, not their fault... If it were someone like Vladimir Putin as president, lemme see where they would have entered from.

Common quarantine or isolation, ministry of health couldn't do... What a shame!!!

Putin sef too far. Gimme Kim Jong-Un. Pesin wey get sense...

Health › Re: Nigeria Confirms 10 New Cases Of Coronavirus by LuciusX: 4:05pm On Mar 21, 2020

WaistPain:
Chai!!!!.... so this shvt has finally gained ground in our dear country
God abeg save your people.

Someone please help me with that "God airpus" meme!

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Presents Ajimobi To Buhari As Deputy National Chairman by LuciusX: 11:46am On Mar 21, 2020

[quote author= post=87629806]Sharp intelligent youth.
U get am sharparly wink

Meanwhile, stay safe man.
May God continue to protect you and your family at this deadly virus period.
Be safe, our guy![/quote]No qualms, my bosses.

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Presents Ajimobi To Buhari As Deputy National Chairman by LuciusX: 9:15am On Mar 21, 2020

[quote author= post=87629491]Correct guy....[/quote]Na una correct pass...

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Presents Ajimobi To Buhari As Deputy National Chairman by LuciusX: 9:12am On Mar 21, 2020

[quote author= post=87629280]We will always be positive about our darling nation Lucius.
God bless and protect you real good.
Stay blessed.
We love you too kiss

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Btw, we aren't bro o.
We are simply WE.
#NaDemMANNA wink

Can we follow you Sir LuciusX?[/quote]Sure, why not 'Y'ALL'?

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Presents Ajimobi To Buhari As Deputy National Chairman by LuciusX: 9:00am On Mar 21, 2020*

[quote author= post=87627707]Anything to move our darling nation forward is what we are after.

Slow and steady we will get to a New and better Nigeria.

God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.

God bless everyone that wants the good of Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria.[/quote]That's some commendable positivity despite all the unpatriotic shit. I love you, brovas! Nigeria deserves you.

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NYSC › Re: Tallest Abuja Corper And Shortest Corper Meet In Camp (Photo) by LuciusX: 5:29am On Mar 20, 2020

[color=maroon]What do I care huh

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Family › Re: Share Beautiful Names You Will Gives To Your Kids When They Are Born! by LuciusX: 8:47am On Mar 18, 2020

Oluwafikemi & Folakemi. 2 kids.

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by LuciusX: 3:01pm On Mar 17, 2020

BetWinners:
Yes.I have always loved The Darkness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I

Wow! I've always been more of a Queen & Led Zeppelin fan. Good to know I'm not alone. Pop and rap just degraded the entire essence of music. Metallica's cool too.

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Education › Re: A Big Mistake In My JAMB Exam by LuciusX: 9:29am On Mar 17, 2020

enemyofprogress:
JAMB officials please come and see what they want to cook for you o

Na you be the REALEST enemy of progress. Chai!

Education › Re: A Big Mistake In My JAMB Exam by LuciusX: 9:23am On Mar 17, 2020

Do not tell them you went to the wrong centre cos they'll be like 'Sorry, this isn't a special case. The address was boldly written on the slip'. So your best bet would be to slash your arms and thighs wid a knife and show it to them telling them you had a traffic accident on your way to the centre. Cry convincingly and put GV paint on the scab and you're good to go. Abeg no die when doing the slashig o say na me send you. Me sef I just write JAMB.

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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by LuciusX: 11:16pm On Mar 16, 2020

Does anybody listen to rock (glam or metal) these days?

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