₦airaland Forum

Rasmega:
I believed as a kid then maybe I still do now because the thought of it is scary.

Lol

banme1:
says who

Says me.

banme1:
Useless topic. What's drugs. And injection. Op pls go bck to school

Tablets and injectable. Don't be hard on him. You don't expect an engineer to knw medical terms.

Rasmega:
I prefer injection but analgin injection or whatever it is called is just baddd. When I was a kid, na so I go make my yansh strong when nurses want to gimme an injection then they say relax...no blow your yansh muscle or else the needle will break inside your yansh

Analgin is contraband. No go put hospital for wahala o. And if you still believe that needle go break theory them you must believe India scoring Nigeria 99_1..Lol

[quote author=beadbreadbored post=44950652]Give me one reason why it's a 'no no'[/quote I find it disgusting. Cheap and just name them.

beadbreadbored:
Lol with a lady of course. They kinda like it. It's exciting they say!

This is serious. For me... It's a no no.

femi4:
Must you put that?

Are you a cop?

beadbreadbored:
Lol my own don pass 100

Lawd.... With who if I may ask?

She looks like a corpse in a coffin.

emillionaire:
Ife dima, Igbo boys balling since 1960





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Tinye d link ebe a. Ike agwukwana gi. Jisie Ike.

AccidentalGenius:
registering at the gym is only qbout 10 to 11k a month yet people are fat.

lazy people

Lol
And you think every fat lady can afford that 10_11k. Op. Being fat is not by choice. Meanwhile I'm not fat o neither do I pray to become.

MrDojo:
Hehehehe trust me in dis Naija so many guyz would remain with a Nymph dan break up with her bt d same cannot be said abt ladies.....

Hehehehehe

Lol. It's a no no for me. Wouldn't want someone disturbing me after the day's stress.

MrDojo:
Hehehehe trust me in dis Naija so many guyz would remain with a Nymph dan break up with her bt d same cannot be said abt ladies.....

Hehehehehe

It's a no no for me.. Wouldn't want someone disturbing me after the day's stress. Lol.

Op. Wat about a nymph maniac ex?

Buhari haf suffer.

FreeBSD:
Want to derail my thread? Speak english if you got the balls

Please English teaser.... Tease me.

DragonReborn:
Vague I assume you were raised abroad, and thus have little understanding of what's obtainable in Nigeria. The alternative would be that you're just a naïve little girl with colonial mentality that believes 'oyiboness' is next to Godliness (which I'll give you the benefit of doubt by discounting) This is in no way an attempt to change your opinion of Nigerian men, I'm sure you're God's gift to us, but on behalf of the entirety of Naija guys, I bid you goodluck in your hunt for white men. Trust me, we'll live. This is merely an attempt to correct your backward views.

GOING ON DATES
The economy of most western states encourages the creation of various establishments that offer the public several fun activities. Tell me, if I decided to impress a lady by shooting the bull's eye at a fair to win her a large teddy bear, where in Nigeria would I go that I wouldn't be lynched by an irate mob of agberos and policemen?? You talk of skydiving, ice skating, going to museums etc. These can only be possible when such centers are opened here. Or what, I should board a Dana flight and push her out with a parachute in midair? We don't do those things because we don't have access to them, not because were unadventurous or disinterested.
You made a comment about us only being interested in buying suya and fucking in our face-me-I-face-you apartments. First you need to forget about what chick flicks and romance novels portray. Some of these 'almighty' white men will attempt to fυck you without so much as a pack of gum and just as some Naija guys live in shitty apartments, some white guys live in rat holes. Or what, you believe every single white person lives in a mansion paved with crystals? You would balk at throwing dog shit at some of the hovels these supreme beings live in. I believe your comparism is juvenile. Perhaps you should have said difference between a wealthy white guy and a struggling Nigerian guy, because that's basically all you said.

BEING PUNCTUAL
This must be the joke of the century. Kevin Hart's best lines certainly pale before this rib-cracker. Are you telling me that if a guy sets a date at 09:00 am and comes at 08:55 am, you would have had your bath? The girl would be furious because she would feel flustered knowing the guy is waiting impatiently while she spends 30 minutes in the bathroom, 15 minutes to paint each eyelash and another 30 minutes to choose her outfit. This point is so ridiculous! Again, we would bring you flowers, but where would we get them? You know any florists in Nigeria? Or perhaps we should wander into the bush to uproot fistfuls of sunflowers. Miscellaneous expenses come up. Even you couldn't possibly expect a guy to predict when his mother would need surgery to remove her fibroids or when his father would have an accident. I guess the crime is expecting you to be understanding. God forbid you should lift a finger to help him, I mean its just his mum right? Its not somebody as colossally important as you, the girl he met last week.

COOKING
We are Africans and have our culture. It is generally believed that cooking is a woman's role, so some guys find it awkward making it a regular habit with their girlfriends, as opposed to special occasions. Unless a wife is pregnant or tired/sick, it is considered shameful to sprawl on the couch gisting while her husband cooks. That's like saying oyibo women are better than Naija girls because they provide for their men financially, call them and take them shopping. Sounds idiotic, doesn't it?

BODY SCENT AND HYGEINE
Actually men of different races have unique...musks or smells. This is probably because of the disparity in our diets. Remember your mum telling you; you are what you eat? Well she wasn't lying. Our diet determines our scent. I'm sure you're not ignorant enough to believe every single white guy shaves/bathes regularly and douses himself in expensive cologne. I desperately don't want to believe you've never heard of white trash before. Try dating a hillbilly redneck and come lecture us on the wonders of adventurous, romantic, sexy white men gods.

SEXUAL SPONTANIETY
I'm shocked you seem to think white guys are all tigers in the bedroom. Yes, white men find it easier to go down on their women, but you've got to understand that our sexual experiences shape our mentality towards sexual activities. Most Naija guys have horror stories to tell of stinking/sore/diseased vaginas that would leave Stephen King retching for weeks. My dear, it is with many a desperate prayer for survival that Naija guys come within sniffing distance of vaginas because we'd hate to have our olfactory nerves deadened by some death-defying, zombie-raising stench emanating from some girl's hooha.

SEXUAL APPEAL
This depends on how sexy/handsome the guy is, as much as his level of creativity. If by now you still think white guys are all a bunch of Einstein reincarnated Adonis lookalikes, then perhaps I should just rest my case. Ignorance is bliss, far be it from me to deny you your bliss.

Next time when you want to make an analysis, make sure both items are of an equal value. Don't compare cute white boys with ugly Naija men, rich white guys with broke Naija boys or hygiene conscious white men with Naija guys that have poor hygiene. Contrary to what you've obviously been led to believe we're not all idiots. How about a little more brain power next time.

I think you should create a thread for this. Imho

osesology:
See the way you are hyping oyibo oyibo oyibo...Na inferiority complex dey worry you. Why not do like MJ and turn your skin to white. Rubbish!

I can see u are vexed. But remember this is a counter thread and last I checked you guys were all "white girls rock" and other poo I couldn't give a Bleep to.
To the op :ride on abeg.

SexyStrawberry:
That is kedu kene ife onye a na ako du ? OP, Osi na obu gini di ?

O si n'oji ya n'onwa iri

Hey kiddo, you think this is a play ground,? . Oya goan sleep.

Wheu!! It's good to have me back. Hope am not late?

[quote author=Qualer post=44812314][/quote]Lol. Wat about paint?

So long as he let's me practice my own religion. Why not? Though on the long run he might want to embrace God but I wouldn't go into the marriage with the intention or hope of making him join me.

Still don't get it.

I'm sure they were paid to do so by the pastor as part of winning soul strategy. There's nothing I won't hear in this anarchy stricken country.

scholes0:
He try ....
Seriously though, why is the South East full of RED MUD everywhere?

Maybe you should add geography to your list of courses or better still ask God and nature. Mtcheww! Asking questions like an ignorant fool..

ChynoBEATS:
nwanem remember that to do music cost more ... Why not work for a while and save some more money....


If you stop working now you might get stuck somewhere...






Everyone needs an extra wad of banknotes.... So please stay put for some time.

Or he should try combine the two. Hit the studio on Saturdays and Sundays or any time you are free. Am working now but still want to go into movies. Am trying to combine the two but soon as the movie starts getting serious I may now start thinking of quiting.