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Politics / Re: What The Change Has Changed by Luckymay(f): 5:51pm On Sep 12, 2016
It used to be "to copy this tune :press one." but now it has increased to "press eleven.
Before MTN does not recognize #100 recharge card but now they will send you appreciation message for recharging. (as money no dey to recharge again nah)
The change travel reach bank sotey dey no longer print deposit slips but you now have to write the amount and the name of the depositee (what ever that means) on a sheet of (small) paper to make your deposits.
The change enter market sotey they don't wrapp any commodity below #100 in a nylon for you. You have to put it inside your clothes or better still use hanky tie am (I kant try it though) but I have witnessed.
The list is endless.

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Romance / Re: by Luckymay(f): 5:40pm On Sep 12, 2016
iLegend:


In my university SMH stands for Sexual Misinterpretation with Humor.

Example 1

She: Are you coming?
You: No, I'm not even hórny let alone cúmming.
You: U don dey carry style dey spoil a virgin like me. I go tell my mummy for you.

Example 2

You're doing something that's a little difficult and she comes in and says:

She Is it hard to do?
You: Hey! Readers, be smart and come up with something naughty. I have a lot in my head, but I comment my reserve! grin

Need more examples? Don't worry.
No, I think I had enough. Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus: "I Am Not 39, I Am 33" by Luckymay(f): 5:37pm On Sep 12, 2016
Section8:
When you see peole fighting things such as jobs,pensions e.t.c yhu will understand
Oh! I get it now. Then she should have just said 'I'm a year older' instead of I'm 33 years to avoid the controversy. Besides who cares how old she is?

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Romance / Re: by Luckymay(f): 5:11pm On Sep 12, 2016
SMH
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus: "I Am Not 39, I Am 33" by Luckymay(f): 5:01pm On Sep 12, 2016
I don't see why someone should be lying about his /her age. Age does not guarantee achievement and vice versa.

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Celebrities / Re: Wande Coal Adds Weight, Pot-Belly Visible In New Photo by Luckymay(f): 4:17pm On Sep 12, 2016
Pot-bellied wandering coal. Not too bad sha.

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Romance / Re: Blessing Asso Weds Emmanuel Asso (Photos) by Luckymay(f): 3:49pm On Sep 12, 2016
abimic:

Lol @principalities,well I've had a change of mind and I thought out that those are small in number, we could place a bill board at Lekki to make it more like a publicity stunt and the wedding would be hosted on a yacht, I know u would like the sea side alot. U sounded more like a very popular person back in school, who knows. Were u miss anything back then?
Haha. No. I don't mind the seaside. And yea I was kinda popular way back in school and it wasn't cos I was miss anything though.
Celebrities / Re: Who Rocked This Dress Of Many Colours Better: Omoni Oboli Or Funke Akindele by Luckymay(f): 2:13am On Sep 12, 2016
Omoni oboli does it. Not hating but this funke use style worwor.
Romance / Re: Blessing Asso Weds Emmanuel Asso (Photos) by Luckymay(f): 1:19am On Sep 12, 2016
abimic:

It has being ordered already, just that I prefer low key as the case of funke and jjc.... .. Happy Sunday.. .. by the way, what are the plans for the sallah break.. .. .. ... .?
U have a treat.. ?
Nah, I think all the treat should be coming from you since it's your celebration..
Low key wedding? Ahh no, when I want to invite my primary school and secondary school mates and my tertiary education mates join. Even the headmasters/headmistresses and principalities... *sorry *principal.
And you are here talking about low key, no let me swear for you.
Romance / Re: When All Her Ex Boyfriends Keep Pestering Her by Luckymay(f): 3:07pm On Sep 11, 2016
Peacefullove:

just saying you have a point
OK.
Romance / Re: When All Her Ex Boyfriends Keep Pestering Her by Luckymay(f): 3:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
Peacefullove:

hmm . how rotten the society has gotten
What about it?
Romance / Re: When All Her Ex Boyfriends Keep Pestering Her by Luckymay(f): 3:00pm On Sep 11, 2016
Peacefullove:


we are living in a crazy world , you won't believe someone of age 20 is already having 8 ex ? grin

you begin to wonder if they have started dating from the womb
That's how rotten the society has gotten, though we can't blame ladies alone, men also have a role in this, in the sense that without breakup there won't be an ex.
Romance / Re: When All Her Ex Boyfriends Keep Pestering Her by Luckymay(f): 2:58pm On Sep 11, 2016
Peacefullove:


we are living in a crazy world , you won't believe someone of age 20 is already having 8 ex ? grin

you begin to wonder if they have started dating from the womb
Romance / Re: When All Her Ex Boyfriends Keep Pestering Her by Luckymay(f): 2:33pm On Sep 11, 2016
The question should be "why have so many ex's In the first place"

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Religion / Re: I'm Just Tired Of Going To Church! Is This Normal? by Luckymay(f): 12:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
frank317:


Lord's choose members are the most delusional of them all. I feel you are a very wicked person for inviting the OP there. Have you seen them on the streets? They look so wretched and forsaken, wearing that dirty unkempt vest like confused people. I see no difference with these people and beggers.
Have u seen them publicising their crusades. They hire dirty trucks with ancient looking bands and sing local songs, sharing poorly made fliers on the streets. Their Young girls look old and haggard, their men poorly dressed. I mean, what's it with them and that off coloured vest anyway. Whose idea is that!! Only that vest is a sign that they don't know Jesus.
And when they preach on buses... They always talk about sex like sex starved people.

Pls Op, don't go there... Those people need to get a life.
Rotf.... Lmao.
Spot on. (wicked)

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Politics / Re: 7 Strange Laws In The Nigerian Constitution That Could Land You In Jail by Luckymay(f): 11:32am On Sep 11, 2016
Sweetpenis:
I'm sorry luckymay I go marry u nw b4 u sue me for promise and fail..
Better for you. Cos I've been no no say I fit sue you, but as I don know now.. Hehe... Your name go be sorry if you disappoint.
Romance / Re: Blessing Asso Weds Emmanuel Asso (Photos) by Luckymay(f): 11:12am On Sep 11, 2016
abimic:

See my friend that loves meat, I knew I would meet u Here, the sambisa zone, so I came for the rescue *before the incident*
*carried her off the zone*
Welcome back.. ... Channels go too small for our own o. ..
Na AL-jazeera go announce ours, since it's related to Muslims.
Awwn..... I'm blushing already. Please when is my 'diamond' engagement ring arriving from Turkey?
Literature / Re: Fate And Fortune(a Short Story) by Luckymay(f): 10:42am On Sep 11, 2016
boyo123:
thanks for the comment Luckymay
i appreciate it.
but i want you to know that no matter how i end the story everyone cant be satisfied with it, and as you know, i like ending my stories in such a way that i leave room for continuation in case there is a need for it,

And the way you made everything seem so easy for funmi and dayo made the story seem so fake and unreal
wow, really hurts dear,i tried to make it as realistic as possible

I was expecting things to happen that dayo and funmi weren't relatives after all, that way there won't be reason for the supposed "incest" relationship which is obviously the case judging by the way the story ended
Not unless it's acceptable in the West. that was one of the main issue that brought about me writing this story

but i still really appreciate your comment , thanks soooo much , God bless you

Sorry my Good friend, I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. I'm sorry it I made my criticism sound hurtful.
You are really doing a nice job, please don't let anyone, not even me deter you or discourage you. I still remain your no. 1 fan.
Cheers!!

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Chan Embrace Islam by Luckymay(f): 6:19pm On Sep 10, 2016
Wow, he looks so sexy in the Muslim attire.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lol°°°° When Home Training Worries You Too Much°°° by Luckymay(f): 6:17pm On Sep 10, 2016
He be like "abeg this phone no suppose reach ground" In igbo man voice "this fune 'must be up to wan millionu naaira"
Romance / Re: Blessing Asso Weds Emmanuel Asso (Photos) by Luckymay(f): 6:05pm On Sep 10, 2016
Cool.
Celebrities / Re: I Learnt My Lesson, Would Never Address My Private Life Again - Tiwa Savage by Luckymay(f): 6:04pm On Sep 10, 2016
When you were using your marriage to seek for media attention and sympathy, you never thought about the aftermath. I'm happy you now understand.I wonder how you'd feel if you eventually get back with your husband after these scandals.
Problem with these celebrities is they don't know how to differentiate between private life and public life. They just foolishly wash their dirty linens outside.

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Celebrities / Re: Donjazzy Uses "Our" Index Fingers by Luckymay(f): 5:54pm On Sep 10, 2016
This Zuma pix is really going places.
Literature / Re: The Devil Who Loved Me (true Life Story) by Luckymay(f): 5:47pm On Sep 10, 2016
I'm here for the Ryde. Cool story line. Please don't starve "we" with updates.
Celebrities / Re: Reason Why They Called Adekunle Gold The King Of Photoshop by Luckymay(f): 5:32pm On Sep 10, 2016
Wow. The first one is dope.
Jokes Etc / Re: Jehovah's Witness Memes by Luckymay(f): 5:26pm On Sep 10, 2016
Lmao. Spot on.
Career / Re: 9 Things Successful Women Never Do by Luckymay(f): 11:44am On Sep 10, 2016
Feanah:

Not really sister...If you check the definition of jealousy,it always has the words :'unhappy', 'painful' or 'angry' describing it;and envy is actually a synonym of jealousy.
Moreover , it leads to comparison and competition.You keep comparing your life to the other person's and shunning your own blessings.
I know the synonymous between jealousy and envy but I still maintain that jealousy is healthier than envy.
That's why you hear things like my husband is the jealous type instead of my husband is the envious type.
Even the Bible says "God is a jealous God and not 'envious God."
Romance / Re: 8 Situations To Capitalise On As A Sharp Guy. by Luckymay(f): 11:19am On Sep 10, 2016
Sweetpenis:


Una problem b say na hate truth...
Wetin concern agbero with suit? Abeg this has nothing with hating the truth, you tried but there are some discrepancies in your write up which tried to correct. It's not about truth.
And please can you quit mentioning my name while you quote me. I have a moniker here and you can use it.
You still have to answer my question though.
And I repeat..... "can you have sex with a woman on Menses?
Religion / Re: IVF And Testimonies by Luckymay(f): 9:32am On Sep 10, 2016
Ivf is purely science but since Africans believe in God, it is only natural to show appreciation to what you believe in. No one has the right of judgement on that.
Career / Re: 9 Things Successful Women Never Do by Luckymay(f): 9:00am On Sep 10, 2016
Feanah:
hehe he said it as it is , and your 'jealousy' point make sense too.
There's no reason to be jealous of someone actually.
Being jealous is a harmless normal feeling. You should be talking about "envy'
Romance / Re: What Is Usually Your Reaction When This Happens?? Take A Look. by Luckymay(f): 8:58am On Sep 10, 2016
I have never crushed on anyone before. So I don't know the feelings nor the reactions from peers. ;DI have never crushed on anyone before. So I don't know the feelings nor the reactions from peers.

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