femarse:
for the majority of the foolish boys and girls in the house that believe there is no God ....they are boys and girls because they lack knowledge hence they cant be call ladies and gentle men or rather man and woman

firstly its not new or strange or lie that there is witchcraft an wizard men make incantation and things happen , they call for rain and it rained they can send a bird to kill u in your dream (not nollywood movie) they can make money rituals and yahoo boys have used them extensively to aid their scamming of the white man and it has worked for them and its still working. u can try it too
now the logic is when they do this things they mix leaves and red oil and other silly things together and make a incantation (a call to some only God knows ) and it work and all the silly boys and girls here knows that this is true ( well they can deny) the point is when they make this incantation something both we can not all see answer them something somewhere we dont all know answer them which proves there is more than meet the eyes whatever it is that answer is beyond our physical understanding therefore prooving the existence of God with your little nigerian university physics and chemistry that can not even make a car is not only foolish but stupid (ooo u are waiting for the white man to do that for you because u have got no brain of yours )its only logical to believe there is God the christians has only say theires is superior that is what should have been the bone of contention not the denial that it doesnt exist in the first place

how have you change your surroundings with youe foolish belief that there is no God? how many people have started following you?
if someone can come here some two thousand years ago and billions still believe in it what have you to loose to also share in the faith
come to think of it the desire to satisfy your human greed is the only reason you are shying away from any sorth of faith
the desire to enjoy yourself in the highest possibly way without feeling any guilt in the process be it good or bad

If you don't believe in your Nigerian physics and chemistry (which cannot produce cars) which I'm sure was written by the whites (same white you are trying to ridicule with your assertions), how then do you believe in the Bible from which you derive your faith. Or was the Bible written by "God" and sent to you via vision..?

Mtcheew.. SMH.

Pictures

Paranormal indeed.

aieo:
nope, just wanna see how i can help

Oh! OK, so help

aieo:
are u a nurse?

Yea. Do you have a problem with that?

Abeg, how can I apply for the US job?

"I can't date a poor man" hmmm

Damfostopper:
take a chill peel and do the needful or u commit suicide ...nobody cares about ur existence... by that way... u will avoid nairaland guys

Oh! Dear, a lot of people care about my existence than you can imagine except you off course who don't really matter. So you swallow your chill pill and mind your effing business.

schumastic:

where did i generalize? show me

Hello!! You said "have a nice day" and I replied "you too"

xtervaganza:
do I look like a masseur?

Well, you have to be a masseur to diagnose "stress" and you are right. I could use a little help.

schumastic:


the only reason any one will come at you is because you lack intellect cus I don't see any reason why you should generalize every male on nl, next time learn to say SOME not ALL cus who knows, you might have a male relative or a male loved ones as nl members n you just insulted him indirectly. is a small world after all.

so next time don't generalize and I hope you will take correction..have a good day.

You too

Nice.

xtervaganza:
you seem stressed

Probably need a massage too. Since you diagnosed my condition hope you'd help me with a cure

KingCheezyPuff:
what is with you males?
you don't take care of yer girlfriends you with
why the heck do ya'll cry like this?
~~~`
Do ya'll not realize that 9out of 10 women
work for their money?!
We provide not just for ourselves but our children as single mothers or equal earners in our homes with our spoused/partners
~~`
shut up already!!!!!
~~`
Havin' 2 pay for some cheap date,
for which you then turn around and expect a woman 2 spread her legs after
gives you and the males like you no valid reason 2 be this loud creating all these ignorant repetitive threads slandering us!!!

Don't mind them nne... I'm done debating on this stale argument a long time ago. I suggest you do so.... Nairaland guys are from another planet and not worth dating.
Their reasoning Is out of this world.
The best thing to do is to stop indulging them in this kinda stupid threads.
You'd see some of them trooping In to attack me with stale tags of being a hungry lady... But I don't care as I'm not hungry like them.

What are they protesting for?
Mtcheew.... Jobless people.
And why would they disrupt people's movements and means of livelihood in the course of their misplaced prioritised protest? Why can't they do the protest in front of kuje prison or better still efcc headquarters.

Why are you afraid of reporting "there" when you are not the killers?

Ranchhoddas:
A valid point has been made. Talk better thing or sharap!

I'm In love with your moniker.

I pray the insurgency ends and sanity returns to the north. It will help Nigeria and nigerians as a whole.

obontami:
if your toto dey available I go teach You the style

It's not available. You can put it in writing. Thanks

Who zodiac signs help?
If you are meant to blow, you go blow but if not even if nasa names all the zodiac signs after you, you no go still blow.

HateU2:
obontami This sister needs your help

Who is obontami?

Rotf @ so many hilarious comments.

iykekelvins:
Mesef dey hear am for the first time

Maybe the sex pros in this section will enlighten us

Omg! I can't stop laughing. Imagine "forgive us for doing extra styles like 64, 69 and doggy." BTW... Which one is 64 again?

bond007i:


The police officer said "because of the picture I am seeing on your phone" when I insisted that he gives me a valid reason for the arrest

Na WA o.

onward4life:


OK big Sister they could fine You for too Much Make-up then

Lol @fine me for too much make up.
Anyways I'm not surprised. Nija police is the worst thing to ever happen to nigerians.