₦airaland Forum

comeandmarry:
Themosthigh truly is on Hard drugs.

Lol. Thought as Much

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

Are you for real?

iykedare:
Make up

No. There's something about her eyes that is charming.# Nohomo. But I didn't see that in her daughter.

HaneefahRN:
She is inferior to her driver nau, no be man?

Of course she is INFERIOR* to her driver (if that's how you put it) . We are talking about gender not status.

Cute but mum is more cute.

Festac o lofty festac college...
Rugged thy part but a great school
You aim so high you learn through odds
I pray my strength my hope honour o festac college.
I pray through learning unity and culture help to shine and save the flaming light..
*Humming * Lol. I tried sha.

Wow. I share the same birthday and month with him.... Not that it matters anyways. Happy birthday sir

How many times will they post this pix? The accident didn't occur yesterday. Sorry one is just trying to take credit for a bad omen.

Please.. Somebody should help me tell her that the nose ring makes her look even more ridiculous than her (pig)fat physic.

I see our bubu is afraid of death. Coward of a man.

Funny but wow

iLegend:
Don't "woo" me o! Cuz I lose interest the moment a girl shows interest. Play a little hard to get. I LOVE IT. Romeo and Juliet.

I love the chase, then I reverse it and you continue the chase from where I stopped, so I can have a story to write about.
Don't be scared, I won't post our love stories online.

Did it rain in your area last night?

Yea. And a heavy one at that.. Nice chatting with you. Have a Bleep-free day..... ILegend.

iLegend:
Baby gal I'm not a playboy. I'm a changed man. Look into my eyes an you'll see it.

Anyways, I didn't ask for your phone number, I asked for your DHL number. I dey laff u in Japanese. See u. Hmmmmm.

Where do you stay? For your information in not trying to woo you. Just being friendly.

And I get the vibe. I also knw what DHL means.
You really gat no chill. Woo me ke. Someone like you don't woo. Don't be surprised I might be the one wooing you.
"winks"

iLegend:
Hahahahahaha. I want to propose to you. How do I send the proposal? Send me your DHL number.

Lol. You wish.... Playboy.

Like seriously. This better be a photo shop. Otherwise how can a sane woman take those pictures. I'm just imagining the Many positions she tried before getting the one used for the pix. And sure it wasn't taken by her spouse.

iLegend:
Wow! You sound so smart. I don't profess love, but you're an exception. I respect women a lot. I'm very chivalrous and caring. The thing I hate is how women try to manipulate guys. These nice guys that love them so much.

(Women have already killed and buried my emotions and feelings. I have been trying to resurrect them).

I have been a nice guy and I know how it feels. I was the kinda nice guy that uses two hands to shake women. You won't understand the amount of rejections and heartbreaks I went through. Feeling emotional while typing this. (Ahh! Seems you're bringing back my emotions).

The moment I changed the game everything changed. Why stop what works?

The word b!tch and hoè are my bed room slangs (I love talking dirty), but erroneously use them outside the bedroom. Oops!

"exhales" ... Whatever I legend.
As much as I enjoy your humors I don't like it when. women are being insulted. Thanks for not picking on me. Don't think I could take it this Monday morning.

Ilegend. I don't mean to disrespect you but how do you expect to get satisfaction from the gender you only refer to as bitches and whores....? From your write up, you have no respect for the female gender. I believe you will get married to one of those "bitches* someday. someone like you have no feelings and not capable of loving a woman so tell how can you love your own wife?.charity they say begins at home... So if you can't spend on your" bitches" now, how can you spend on your future "bitch" of a wife? No disrespect at all after all you like the truth hard and blunt. You can't get enough satisfaction cos sex is a thing of the mind.. So you can enjoy it when you lack emotions and feelings.
# fact.

LBanks:
Lols Infact Uma Ukpai is from Sambisa in Borno state Gbam!!

Lol. Why sambisa?, is Ebonyi not good enough to have her own celebrities?

Chukazu:
highly spiritual
daddy uma ukpai

Uma ukpai is from ebonyi state biko

Aside from cheating, other things I don't accept. For instance I can't stand seeing a man shed tears, nag. I don't even like a man who cooks very well, though it dosnt mean he can't help me in the kitchen. I kinda like it when he makes mistakes while preparing food, when he forgets to use towel while bringing down pot from the fire. As to being caring, that one is inborn but can also be determined by the kind of father a boy has. In fact to wrap it up....
. Let a man be a man and let a woman be a woman. They were never meant to be equal in the first place....... #fact.

Aside from cheating, other things I don't accept. For instance I can't stand seeing a man shed tears, nag. I don't even like a man who cooks very well, though it dosnt mean he can't help me in the kitchen. I kinda like it when he makes mistakes while preparing food, when he forgets to use towel while bringing down pot from the fire. To wrap it up...... Let a man be a man and let a woman be a woman. They were never meant to be equal....

Wow!!!

banme1:
alright. I give up

Lol. Thanks