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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 12:18am On Nov 11, 2020
Have y'all heard Tory Lanez "Jokes on me"?

Song got some damn messages. Video is in YouTube too.

I read about him and Megan stallion issue...heard he is out on bail but will be back in court by weekend.

I think dude was framed and like most cases around, the woman is always believed.
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:31pm On Nov 10, 2020
Momoreoluwa90:
I am not a saint and didn't paint myself as such. But people will do anything to get what they want. I just didn't pay attention to the fine details or maybe I did and overlooked it because I was in love with him.
Ehya. I get.

Take care aiit?

Guys here are drooling over you already.

You dey Reign ooooo!! grin wink
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Nov 10, 2020
Johndyk:
"Dude'' shes human, not an item.
Common joke you cannot take...nawa o


grin
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:27pm On Nov 10, 2020
Kinkykinky:
Babe, down for my mail?
Haaaaa....kinkypinky leave her alone naaaaaa grin
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:25pm On Nov 10, 2020
mariahAngel:
O kidding kankan o!

Ta le fe tan?
So I cannot joke again with her abi?

See how you dey paint me.
Haba, O wrong nau wink
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:24pm On Nov 10, 2020
Momoreoluwa90:
Yes o. But hey, I don't think about it anymore. I'm at peace and wish him the very best.
I am God's child.
Damnnnnnnnnn!!!!

But aunty mi, haaaaa.... You did all that? Omo you tried o....

I wish I could get him,to hear his own side of the story. Surely, there must be something that went wrong naaaa
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:21pm On Nov 10, 2020
Momoreoluwa90:
Bro! Lol...looks wasn't first for me.
Well,you said godly!!

You would have hated me then... I ain't no godly anything...I'm too naughty. wink



But wait first. In all my years of hearing women breakup stories, not once did they ever admit they were at fault. But when I got to really know them, I discovered 90% had such fuqed up issues I couldn't even have the patience to deal with.

So I'm asking you, man to woman online, did you not do anything to set this guy off?
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:18pm On Nov 10, 2020
Momoreoluwa90:
Well, he was godly...at least he gave me that impression but it was a long distant relationship in the beginning. And did everything to get my attention. He was caring at first and would call and text several times a day and I did the same too.
So you mean you really got him over to the US? shocked
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:17pm On Nov 10, 2020
Starzo:
U wan turn to specimen two abi grin grin
Dont worry...I can handle it better wink
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:15pm On Nov 10, 2020
omooba969:
What attracted you to him initially?
Ghen ghen....


Questionnaire don come.


She loved his beards and his wide nostrils ni grin
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:14pm On Nov 10, 2020
Momoreoluwa90:
Thanks, you too. And amin to 'Momoreoluwa layemi na'
All the best bro
wink
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:11pm On Nov 10, 2020
Johndyk:
How much can you pay?
Duuuuuude....


Chill na....PM me first..let's do beezneez!!! wink
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:10pm On Nov 10, 2020
Momoreoluwa90:
I'm sorry but I'm not searching smiley
Kokanmi.... I moreoluwa layemi na


wink


Just kidding sis....have a good one
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:09pm On Nov 10, 2020
Munzy14:
chai!

How ladies the use u guys like this?
Lmaoooo

.na today... E don tey naaa
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:08pm On Nov 10, 2020
Chinedu1994:
Still thinking of how to end mine.
The girl once told me that she still had feelings for her ex.
If only she would understand that I mean well for her. �
Better end it before it ends in tears for you undecided
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:07pm On Nov 10, 2020
Starzo:
yah wetcum sorry welcome grin
Comot here jor....she is mine tongue
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:06pm On Nov 10, 2020
Momoreoluwa90:
1. The day I found out he had multiple social media accounts, email addresses and names.
2. The day I found out he was dating his so-called school daughter but lied to me the whole time.
3. The day I heard him deny me on the phone to his family members.
4. The day I realized I could not cope with the fact that he would squander his money without any savings and wants to spend mine with me even when he earned much higher.
5. The day I realized I could not cope with cleaning after a grown ass man as a neat freak.
6. The day I realized I valued him more than he did me. Spoke his love languages but he never spoke mine.
7. The day I realized I was only his ticket out of Nigeria and as soon as he arrived abroad, he started to manifest his true colors.
8. The day he became 'sneaky' and started acting suspicious.

Wonder why it took me so long to end things but I finally gained the courage to. And I've been at peace ever since and waiting on God's best wink
Search no more babe....

Luminouz is right here...

Just get me outta this fuqin corntree purhleeze!!! grin
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:04pm On Nov 10, 2020
Johndyk:
So, i was dating this girl...at first it was long distance, i was okay with that but she insisted we be closer physically. So she moved closer for her school. Lo and behold she was a nymphomaniac. I dont love sex as much as food. This girl always wants to have sex every time, she was in for just sex. man gats to call it quits. She's no LovePeddler, she just loves sex.
PM me with her phone number...

I'm always glad to help a brother out wink
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 11:03pm On Nov 10, 2020
mariahAngel:
grin grin grin grin grin
Hey babe wink


How u doing?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:57pm On Nov 10, 2020
Faboosuarez:
pon me word
Dafuq is this? shocked
Properties › Re: Home Appliances For Sale by luminouz(m): 10:27pm On Nov 10, 2020
Thegamingorca:
Oh bobs see yard sale.
Stop talking and buy the 32 inch TV for me before someone else buys them


Pleaseeeee grin
Properties › Re: Home Appliances For Sale by luminouz(m): 10:26pm On Nov 10, 2020
charlesssssssss:
The 49 inches is gone !
How dare you!!!! undecided

I sent you a message to buy that TV!!!


How can you fuqin sell it? undecided
Romance › Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by luminouz(m): 10:06pm On Nov 10, 2020
When she farted into my bowl of rice!!! undecided undecided


I no dey do love reach that side...

Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:54pm On Nov 10, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
grin grin grin

You must understand that I don't like being confused with someone else or be associated with a behaviour that is alien to me. I am as meek as a dove. In real life, that is.
Lol but I judged you based on your antics here.

Never met you in real life and if you are as anything as online, biko...I no wan meet you for real life o.


Meek as a dove? Ehn ehnnnn.... Wait first, can you cook soup? I hate amala but pounded yam will do. If yes, I could come visit!!! wink
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:27pm On Nov 10, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Why?!

Why?!!

Why would you want to kill me? Why?!!!

Why would anyone want to kill such a loving, compassionate and obedient sweetheart like me?

You must be confusing me with someone else, sir. I do not have a sharp mouth on me.
I hear you wink
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:26pm On Nov 10, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
What makes you think he did anything?
Ok...my bad!!!
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:26pm On Nov 10, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Slow and steady. Love isn't a spontaneous thing, I've come to understand.

And yes, I'm a better mood today. It was a "Joy comes in the morning..." kind of stuff.
Lol..thats good
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:26pm On Nov 10, 2020
SarutobiEky:
Now we're talking!!! grin wink My heart is meant for the weak and the oppressed, the needy and downtrodden. tongue
Lol..I feel you
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:07pm On Nov 10, 2020
SarutobiEky:
sir Luminous inverter...she is all yours sir grin grin I no follow you drag o...lol..better let her know you like her before someone else steps in.
My bro...na joke I dey na

I might end up killing that geh if we get together. She too dey provoke and her mouth too sharp. wink cheesy


Cute.hector is better
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:06pm On Nov 10, 2020
SarutobiEky:
grin angry I don't have a hundred and one monikers sir. And I could care less if she looks my way. Davy Jones...I am the heartless man. grin grin
Davy Jones!!!!


I like that grin
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love by luminouz(m): 9:03pm On Nov 10, 2020
SarutobiEky:
grin angry grin grin angry grin come on naw, the world is tough, sometimes you need to blend in. Hence our multiple personalities grin grin grin >: grin and hey, where's the fun in being the same ol' boring motherphucker all day, everyday...24/7, 360
Real Gs like me do.

One moniker is enough bro grin

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